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>>84857364
Spam is American, this post will end in 7

Nonce in a can

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>>84857364
Ya beat me to it OP.
Was going for a big time telling edition. Even made some slopesque OC.

Might buy some Spam just to try now. Looks like dog food though.

>>84857393
Love a fried spam butty.

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Who do you think is more despised, Jamie Varley or Axel Rudakubana?

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Simple question: are you to blame as well? Is that something you've ever considered?
Is that even POSSIBLE, in your opinion?
Course not.
No matter what happened. He's always right. Always the victim.
Sicko.

>>84857403
Well one won the Premier League and the other one killed kiddies.

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>>84857403
It's all about optics.

>>84857418
Very crossy coded image that

The more I think about it, the more I think Crossy was an elaborate side character created by Helper.

Must be nice to be a perfect human so you go through life never wronging anyone ever and anything bad that happens is all somebody else's fault. Out of reach for us mere mortals.

Did crossy ever try ket?

>>84857453
The iceberg lore is blad is an elaborate side character of Crossy. It's like a Russian doll. And as you go back long enough you reach the biggest doll who contains them all, BN.

Always the victim. The man who did nothing wrong. Its all because of "bpdemons" and the misandrist society. Ahh it's all stacked against men isn't it? Just innocent men who did nothing wrong? What a shame.

>>84857364
Cracking edish, cor, phwoar even.

A man, confronted by his own actions. Saying:
>it was my fault. I'm sorry
In the history of the world has this ever happened?
Much better to invent elaborate conspiracy theories about why everything is stacked against you lmao. That's the "rational" brain in action lmao.

Deano cuddling me in bed x

>>84857364
spam fritters are lush

Yeah, but who watches the watchmen?
The watchmen watchers, obviously.
Phew, that's that mystery solved.

Watching the dramafags on here, is like watching a poor man's eastenders.

>Purchase SPAM
>Slice medium on a mandoline if you are shit with a knife like me, or slice carefully by hand
>Brush LIGHTLY with bbq sauce, nothing expensive
>Place in ripping hot pan for 30s
>Brush tops, flip, 30s
>Use weight if you want for more caramilsation
>Throw in a samwidge, buttered sides, light spread of mayo
>Add salady bits like lettuce, tomato, onion, gherkin
Maximum OVERCORR

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>>84857383
I redid my shitty shoop, it's still a shitty shoop, but I'm happier with it.

>a woman was so scared of me she felt like she had to use a weapon to defend herself
>it's all her fault!
Lmao

Fanny fritters

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This is now starting to enter fannying around too much territory.

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>>84857759
See what mean, all fucky round the edges, due to lack of concentration due to being tired.
Almost just started again, instead of an easy crop in ms paint.

>>84857364
who wants to touch my fritter

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>>84857403
Lucy Letby is worse yet no one cares lol. Easy lookism/racism case study

>>84857403
Racial in group preference probably work in Axel's favour when you consider the demographics of prisons. Jamie Varley is an effeminate gay man who suffocated a 13-month-old baby to death with his penis and gave him a perforated bowel after anally raping him. He's going to be like a sitting duck inside. HMP Wakefield is the prison he's been sent to apparently, that's where Ian Watkins was killed.

>>84857828
Light bulb demon

>>84857364
my fritter is fishy xx

Spooning with Deano x

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How are Scottish bros feelings about today's match?

>>84857904
Not a Scot, but I'm supporting them over England cos they actually have a team of Scotsmen unlike us

Reckon Ruthmong has ever visited Syria since its just next door?

Scotland have only got one BAME player. Humza Yousaf and Anus Sarwar won't be happy.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/extra/o52gmmsnsz/scotland-2026-world-cup-squad-guide

Funny how we might have a new Prime Minister elected tonight but nobody cares cos everyone has finally realised that it's all fake and gay

>>84857977
First he has to beat starmer in a Ukrainian dick sucking contest, and keir has been quoted multiple times saying "that's my jam".

I am going to have a [redacted], then go to sleep.

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We're supposed to believe that this African named 'Manzambi' is Swiss and we are evil if we suggest otherwise.

>>84857968
Croatia team is very huwhite. Can't be many bames with that citizenship though.

>>84858040
Thought that was kemi Badenock for a moment there kek

SPAM is NOT lush. Yuck.

>>84858144
Yes it is. Take that back RIGHT NOW!!

>>84858144
i'm gonna kiss your dog, and make yer mum a nice spam fritter.

>remembering that time I done a poo round a back of a shed, and another boy got blamed for it
It's the little things that make you smile...

Just had a tiramisu. Lush.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KiOk0NVtvA
I remember when the Simpsons made fun of this. Pretty fucked up in retrospect.

Last post for the night guard from me. Ketlad might have to take over if you don't mind please x

Crop you out the picture

Nobody posts SSM here anymore. It sad.

I support Liverpool, I support Forest, I support Mansfield Town, I support Notts County, I support Newcastle and I support England national team, and Wales. Soooo get in there.

>>84859979
Youll find a new lolcow, lad