Summer is here and I need you to go out, right now, and purchase the skimpiest, most revealing bikini you can find and wear it to the pool or the beach to emphasize just how fucking flat you are.My penis thanks you for your prompt attention to this important matter.
>>84861336Big booba girls can dress conservatively because their biology is enough to carry their sex appeal, flatties need to go ultra slutty to compensate
>>84861336Further, I need you to stop wearing bras immediately. Let's face it, they weren't supporting anything to begin with and you aren't fooling anyone by "pushing up" your itty bitty bee stings.From now on, I command you to wear clothing that draws attention to your delicious flat chests.
>>84861336These type of women need to kill themselves, imagine looking like 12 year old boys.
>>84861336For every gigantic boob fiend like myself there exists a flat-chest aficionado like OP here. Balanced as all things should be
>>84861359Yes, flatties have had the wrong idea this whole time by trying to make their boobies look bigger with deceptive clothing when they should be exposing more of their chests.>>84861369More flatties for me>>84861386Brother! We are bonded by the common love for boobies, whether big or small.
>>84861386Titlets are the micropenis men of women, utter genetic subhuman trash.
>>84861400If they killed themselves, you'll be caught being a creep to 12 year old boys to sate your flattie fetish.
>>84861411>>84861369What kind of weird mental illness do you have?
>>84861428You're a repressed pedo who likes 12 year old boys but to hide it you like flattie women.
>>84861411>>84861433I don't know any 12 year old boys with vaginas.Also, quit shitting up my flatty thread, psycho.
>>84861440Lol the gay pedo is mad.
>>84861366finally a useful psa
>>84861428>What kind of weird mental illness do you have?Probably some self-hating A-cup girl
>>84861511I could fix her...Flatties are breast
I love DFC
>>84861499I am a man of the people
>>84861511I understand her, wanting to have big tits is like wanting to have a huge cock for women.
>>84861553have you ever seen threads about women wanting small dick then ? ye, those 2 are not the same
>>84861638Oops I forgot about small dicked men like you.
>>84861638I'm positive those girls exist but they're silent because they don't want a flock of incel chuds and if they say it probably wouldn't be believed anyway.
>>84861359I envy them they can get cute bikinis and tan lines
>>84861790Big boobed women get more sexier tan lines.
>>84861829That's not true because I avoid bikinis and only wear one piece swimsuits and get only tanned on my limbs and face and neckNo one looks sexy like this
>>84861893>only wear one piece swimsuitsEww disgusting
best sex i ever had was with a lass with A cups, her grool and natural labe ran down her pussy onto my tummy while she was on top riding me, felt her chest to chest while i burrowed my mouth into her neck, fuckeng amazing mate
>>84861638>cute face>no shitty tattoos or piercings>simple but cute dress stylei miss when foids were more normal looking like this cutie.
>>84861923It's not my fault, I can't fit in them, they've all triangle bikinis, and they don't sell bikini brasI don't want to be arrested for public exposure
>>84861962So you're fat? Lose some weight fatty.
>>84862052No I have big tits, retard
>>84862052She's fertile unlike skinny bitches who will die in childbirth.
>>84861366I have this kind of body but I'm a man.
>>84862114become the gf, anonyou know you want to
>>84861336I've been with about 20 women so far. The last woman I had was flat chested. My first time ever having a flat chested women. I really don't think I can go back to non-flat women now. There's something about holding them so tight that you can feel their ribs pressing against yours that gets me aroused like nothing else.
>>84861949Tattoos are great.Girls just choose shitty ones
>>84862112That isn't how being skinny works and chubby is still disgusting. And who the hell wants kids anyway?>>84862080Okay fatty.
>>84862131totally agree, its so intimate, it soudns silly to say that breast size can have such an impact, but really it is so nice to hold your partner so close to yourself, and feel yourself bare bone to bare bone so intiimately, and so personally. yeah when i get horny im like "i love big fuakring tits bro" but theres something so personqal about a woman whose chest can rest on yours and have the whole body connecting while shes on top, and to cup her breast in your hands, and to hold her private self in such totality, it feels so sacred and special. And it was one of the best moments of my life
>>84862150>>84862131ultimately i think part of me regrets losing my vbirginity in a casual sex scenario the way i did, it was a far more intimate encounter than i ever could have anticipated, and to any virgins reading this i encourage yout o maybe try holding out, until you are 30 or 40, its so special having sex and holding a woman in your arms, and getting SO CLOSE to each othr, it really is a bonding experience. and sexual lust blinds you to that in the moment, but it will stick with you for the rest of your life, and it is so intimiate and bonding
>>84862162>>84862150You sound like a sensitive nu-male faggot.
>>84862162>>84862150she rode me me and i just kissed her neck so passionately and deeply, and it was like all the worries of the outsid world would fade away, and none of i tmattered because i was so connected to this beautiful person who was so so open and accepting of me, that she would join bodies with me. And thats what we did: was join bodies. It wasnt me "sticking my penis into her vagina to orgasm." It was joining bodies and sharing a spiritual experience. `
>>84862164its my real ,lived experience and i dont know waht else to say except that it was incredibl yintimate and affected me deeply, informed my current self so drastically and will stay with me ofrever
>>84862169we joined bodies and it was wet and gooey and it just beauitful, and so romantic and gorgeus
>>84862143my rule of thumb is you get a pass for tattoos of a military, familial or religious purpose; anything else is tacky or unnecessary imo. I understand I'm in the minority opinion these days though.
Only pedophiles are into small chestsThere is no bigger red flag in a guy than liking flat girls
>>84862174Okay rasheed>>84862231Nah. DFC is based.
>>84862278im white, sex just afected me so much., genuinely one of my best memories. im an artist so it shames me to admit it
>>84861336Nah I just do the male swimwear challenge instead lol
>>84861366>It's a caveman moid doesn't know what bras are for episodeI'm going to wear a bra your loss dumbass
>>84862351kino rule34 tag, i jacked off to that at least twice
>>84862380>>84862351look im not some exhibitionist degenerate so i wont say that the idea of a girlfirned who goes topless on beaches in public is interesting to me, but i must admit it does titilate me in a certain way, like showin gher off to the worl dunknwoingly and thne taking her back to myhplace and just fucking passionately, and apprecaiting her topless body for myself in a way that clueless passersby didnt
>>84861638I dunno but I find it annoying when she keeps turning her butt to the side so I don't hit her cervix, and that's just my lil 6 incher. Who gives a shit what women want, they don't know themselves.
>>84862351>>84862380I remember fantasising about that before (not my fetish per se but just something I thought was arousing) and then it exploding in popularity a few months later. Good times.
>>84862231many grown women are flatchested though
>>84862566Yes and you are a pedo for being attracted to them just because they have small breastsIf you weren't you wouldn't care about that stuff
>>84862572this is indubitably an amerimutt zogolem or a seething fat foid.
>>84862380Well I'm flat enough to pull it off. Get my hair cut short for summer, guy's swim trunks, I haven't been stopped or harassed about it yet.
>>84862661holy shit that's stupid hot
>>84862345>im an artistOkay so you're gay
>>84862661There's no way, are you really THAT flat? Don't you have a feminine face? Pics or didn't happen.
>>84862791Flat as a board isn't an exaggeration for me. maybe my face is feminine but with short hair and my body, like I said no one seems to have noticed yet as far as I can tell. Probably helps that I have a little muscle definition too
>>84862824Still female nipples look a lot different than male nipples.
>>84862849Sure but mine aren't puffy either, even. IMO my hips/ass would be the bigger giveaway since I do have those, but then the swim trunks conceal well enough I guess
>>84862862Try wearing boys/mens speedos.
>>84862824>>84862862you sound delightfully plappable
>>84862866No way I couldn't pull THAT off lmao>>84862870Thanks but pregnancy would probably give me tits
>>84862566this size booba is attractive actually flat is not
>>84861366I dont want my nipples to show through my clothes, its embarasing and one is bigger than the other.
>>84863222Bigger like in diameter? You should own it like ppl with heterochromia.
>>84861336Can't believe Australians want to suppress this body type. Grim world ahead for the Common Australian.
>>84862661What kind of hair style do you wear short? Post a pic of a similar cut.>>84863222You need to understand this isn't a request, this is an order. You don't have an option. You are required by law to show off those unequally sized pokey nipples of yours in sexy tight tank tops.
>>84862378Listen, foid, I don't give a shit what your bras are for, your nipples are for my pleasure, and if I see you wearing a bra on your AAAA cup chest, I'm pinching your nipples and twisting them as hard as I can.
