Bedford train crash edition
Nu breadham is itX
toasting in that new bread and it LUSH
Scotland score?
Deanos breaking my heart tonight x
This is England, this is England and THIS is England!
wouldnt want to be on that traindesu
QRD on the ketmong drama? Cba to read all the posts
>>84864438It's an all-pasty white team vs an elite squad of Moorish Mediterranean BVLLS bro what do you expect? They're getting thrashed
To be desu, it is possible to have agoraphobia despite having a normal looking on the surface social life (or priorly). Not sure why that aspect of catposteranon's tale has generated so much seethe.But I think said seethe trollington is the same as the twoll from a while back who was pretending to be le epic feminist woman to own le chuds. Very tired out innit.
>>84864507Ketlad got caught stealing 27 tins of STAGG chilli and there was none left for everyone else at Asda. Really inconsiderate if you ask me
>>84864529Maybe not everything is a twollol you gimp
>>84864551I mean it's that or somebody is completely invested in random anonposts to the point of obsession so I'm not sure that is much better.
>>84864529This and he's the contrary mong. El epic twoll
>>84864529People are upset about his IRL allegations that he has never apologised for to the victim and he laughs about her on here
It's forren, but I like it. She's also forren, and a QT3.14, which always things more acceptable.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9krXZ56FYeo
>>84864562I have no idea what you're on about desu.
Canae pure not av thae fucken friday song ya wee pishpipeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM
>>84864521>all-pasty white teamThat's Croatia too though a top team and thats never lost to Morrocohttps://www.national-football-teams.com/encounter/teams/47/125/Croatia_vs_Morocco.html
imagine a country full of babies>cotland
>Sean has been banned for 4 of the 5 months this year, and he paid for a 4chan Pass back in January.
>>84864574There is a darker side to ketmong that he hides on here basically.He became agoraphobic only after a woman made allegations against him. Its a ploy. He did something so serious to her that he claims he can't even disclose it on here of all places. Yikes.
>>84864587Nice.Now imagine that, but an island full of kots
Knowing women as I do, he probably just didn't flush the toilet.
>>84864595That's none of my business. I just like the funny pictures of cats that he posts really. Simple as.
He is also a proven liar and will say things then the next day tell you you're crazy he never said that. A small taste of what his victim experienced and how he talks about her now (she's crazy, she's mental, etc)
>>84864596pworimagine
Knock knockWho's thereA politician come to make yer life betterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaajTBCFRNw
>>84864602It was SA mate. I've seen the article.
>>84864614It's a shame THAT article got scrubbed from existence, eh.
Double triple looking forward to this
>>84864620It's still up but it would be against the rules to post it.
>>84864614Link or you are full of shite lmao
>>84864639Corrr and I do mean corrr. It's called we do a little bloatmaxxing. Nowt wrong with it. It summer.
If he could even bring himself to be an actual decent human and say okay, I did play SOME part, I am to blame as well as her in SOME way. But only talking about his victim as a crazy liar nutcase when he is a proven liar himself.I dont think so sis. Doesnt sit right with me.xThat level of male ego.
>girls love bassYeah shandy basshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvG591ZrBkw
>>84864674Yeah we get it, you've had segz.Did marina make yer diamonds?
Thinking about my Deano cheating on me tonight with a Stacey xIs my boy pussy not good enough? X
Release the article!
It so so sad how everybody basically just turns against you in the end (terminally online people seem incapable of actual friendship whatsoever). Suppose I have learned this lesson enough times now not to bother anymore though. It epic character growth like my animes.Anyway, got some Haagen-Dazs ice cream don't I? I do insneed.
Me? As a suspicious schizo, I don't like being lead down the garden path.
>>84864529i think i've thrown some people because i try to have a laugh about it. but it is real, no other word for it really. some lads have poisoned the well so i'm not sure what i can say. brass tacks: left the house <10 times last year, not counting throwing stuff in the bins at 3am. even then i ended up with boxes/bags filling up my corridor.i have not literally told the DWP 'i need disability benefits for my agoraphobia' and i don't know how anon arrived at that conclusion. i don't want to have to hedge every daft joke i make, i try not to make jokes at the expense of others. i was about to reply to >>84864537 saying>you liar, it was from MORRISONS actually!but idk i just feel really depleted now. i did not actually steal STAGG chilli and it's so draining having to explain every post rather than just posting.nobody has made allegations against me. i had a workmate, we were friends, i had her house keys and i looked after her cats whenever she went away. she was very open that she had BPD and identified strongly with it. she was non-binary and whatever bits she has are frankly none of my business or interest.she bullied people (men and women) a LOT to the point of tears and people resigning. i picked up the slack when she couldn't work due to an episode, but it started to affect other people. so after trying (and failing) to talk to her as a mate, i eventually put in a complaint. it was anonymous but then she started pointing fingers, so i told her it was me. she flipped and started spreading a lot of outright lies. people who know us both generally took my side, even HER friends (only) were clearly confused as to what horrible thing i'd actually did. i can't discuss the company because they sent me a legal warning, maybe this post alone violates that.it utterly fucked my life. there are things i wish i did differently (e.g. i just sat and left it, it got worse). eventually i turned back to old habits, yeah yeah, that's on me.i am just so tired.
I get the feeling he creates drama about other personalities and youtubers
Welper being lowered arse first via crane into a pit of grotesquely muscular methed up Giga-Pakis, their arms clawing desperately at the air as he draws closer
Oh look another diatribe about how it's all everybody else's fault. Not a drop of accountability in his bones.
I was having a discussion about wizardry on /v/ and some Janny 404'd the thread. Really upset as not many people play wizardry much now a days.
>>84864765Mate making formal complaints at work about your mates is peak rat. Wtf. Ew.
>>84864789Could we do this another time? It's just I'm watching some fitties dance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW2MmuA1nI4
>>84864786Like the aliens looking at the claw in toy story
>>84864765Lol explain how something like that "destroys your life". Certain details being omitted I do thinks.
Reports his mates at work, formally complaints to the boss.Helps dox his online mates then laughs at them.Awwwww not his fault though such a nice sweet guy
>>84864839>Helps dox his online matesWho though? And where is this fabled article you speak of?
>>84864855Sean. Pretended to be his mate all this time, "subtly" nudged doxxers in right direction, soon as Sean is gone he's laughing it up with the doxxers. The rattery knows no bounds.
lately ive beenive been losing sleep
>>84864882That was funny as fuck though he deserved it lmao
>>84864826she had a pattern of doing this to other people. i didn't know this before i met her, but people CAME BACK after she left, and they told me everything that had happened to them and it was all the same shite.she was clever. she knew where to draw the line. there was actual, violent crime (e.g. i will happily state that she has stabbed someone, and usually carried a knife). but she knew that if she went to the police, it'd ALL come out.i'm fine with going to court over giving a woman some diazepam. but if she'd said "he gave me diazepam!" the context would come out that she asked. and also, everything else. but you say the right things to the right people, they'll act. imagine if your female friend said someone had done something nasty to her, wouldn't you be angry? maybe even want to go deck him?i (still) have evidence of it all, i just had no interest in pursuing it. and there was a culture of "don't be a grass". i told the police about the knife thing because 1. they contacted me, and 2. they already knew. it gave some context for why i was in the position i was in. by then, it was no longer the company's problem innit, separate matter, just two people who used to work for them.
What happened with her lad?
>>84864882Yes you've said this before but where is this article?
>>84864928women are getting bigger
>>84864928Too many spam butties if you ask me https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag?feature=shared
>>84864920You're just giving more ammo, more ways to twist your words. Stop feeding trolls.
>>84864910Whether it's funny or not doesn't matter the point is the pattern of rat-like behaviour
>>84864951SPAM! In my pantry at home ITS THE BEST!
Close to bed/passout timeSo this isn't too much. A nice lil boogiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0biWHy5WU
>nobody has made allegations against me. Except...>she flipped and started spreading a lot of outright lies.Translated from moid-speak this means allegations. I guess she just came up with these "lies" out of thin air for NO reason whatsoever right?
Looks like this article doesn't exist
>>84864928>What happened with her lad?Looks like she ate him.
>>84864920>there was a culture of "don't be a grass". Says Mr makes complaints about his mates lmao? Tf?
>>84864920Sad creepy incels commiserations over le evil woman. Don't be a creep you won't get allegations. Simple.
>>84864982I just went on the darkweb and darkgoogled did ketty bum that lass. Zero results. Bit sus that, fr.
>>84864765> i eventually put in a complaintThis and the sean doxxing = rat.
Anybody got an account on darkchatGPT? Probably the quickest way to get to the bottom of this. Or maybe darkgrok on darkX?
>>84864920Why are you giving women diazepam and other date rate drugs?
scotland V moroco today im supporting Scotland despite being english
>>84864954yeah, i know, i know.he's been persistent. it's been useful because i've tried not to think about this shit for a while. sometimes you meet or chat to other people who've been through a similar situation and you clock it like, "oh, you've been there too," it's comforting.i wasn't being gangstalked by aliens or something, this was real people in the real world, stuff i USED to think was just Twitter arguments. imagine that, playing out with real people. she was a couple of years older than me but she'd just been at this for a long time apparently.i didn't get the concept of "gaslighting" until those couple of years, like i started to question if i was the one in the wrong, etc., but everyone repeatedly reassured me. the actual, logical, chronological order of events just didn't add up. her story had more holes in it than Swiss cheese. but she was the one who backed out of the closest thing to a fair trial (despite previously saying that's what she wanted).shit does just utterly fuck with your head. i'm not trying to be deep or profound or anything. the feeling is less "woe is me, i want pity, for i am the victim" and more just "i feel old and like the world no longer makes sense."
>date rateSo it was an escort!
Not right that Deanos cheating on me x
>>84865031You are literally gaslighting your victim on here lol. Giving only your side, with zero and I mean ZERO sense of responsibility for anything you've done, even the complaint like a grassing snitch. Nah, it's ALL just she's a crazy lying bitch. That's the WHOLE story.Just like every other saga you end up in its never your fault in any way.Don't think so mate.
Me? Going to roll a nice spliff, fire up the kewl zone, turn the lights of and listen to this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEpIIlJBiKM
Bet a lot of scottish lasses will be watching the match with their boyfriends tonight and enjoying a few beers.
Till then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HClZwFNNMKs
aye fuck it, i'm out. no good can come of this. it's just shitting up the thread with drama.take it easy, /britfeel/. some top lads here, i hope yous can find a way to be comfy in life x
>>84864920Does it make you feel cool like you're the big man with the "connects" for diazepam? Like they're dependent on you a bit? Does it make them easier? When they've taken enough does it make them forget?
Fatalities in the train crash. Thought signals and block sections were fail safe these days.
>>84865070You've been told plainly, the one and only thing anyone's asking of you is something like this >I may have been at fault in some way tooThat's it. That's what is apparently so agonisingly difficult for you. 2 people involved.
Ebic dramafag twoll
>>84865070This is kinda like when sean left after he got doxxed by the people you helped dox him
>>84865061And watching Scotsmen get dominated by caramel complexion Moroccan BVLLS
So these dreams, fighting for mi life and or facing conflict (every night, literally every night this year, fr fr no cap and that). They aren't going away, that's the perma side effect from happy pills for me. So, how to combat it? No manmade bullshit will do this, so, lucid dreaming? Change the dream in the dream? It can be done. Did things before, and there was 1 dream where I was having a cup of tea (did like it but stopped drinking it) and thought oh this is nice I'll start drinking it again when I wake up. Actually thought that. It's not like I sit there and take it, I've never died in my dreams, feel like I've killed close to 100 people/things in my dreams this year alone. 1 of the craziest dreams was in a town and loads of people dead, and kids. That was mental. Well mental'er than my nightly dreams.
i didn't kill the kids. Think that was a hero archetype dream.
>>84865070Don't let the twollingtons win. It not right.
>>84865070You're just the latest target lad.
Liked these when I was a younger chap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHLchEtMKQg
Deano please come home x
You're just the latest play thing lad and it won't stop. If it isn't personalities it's Youtubers.
Yeah I done it, n what!?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9jeJk2UHQ
Surprised ketmong ever had a job
Chicken chatt is fucking LUSH x
what the fuck is this story about a kid getting thrown to crocodiles at the zoo, and why is it seemingly being buried? It's "you know what", isn't it?
Reckon it was an AWS fault. Driver just told to proceed with caution and dismiss it. German trains have better safety systems. Expect driver is dead.
couldve been on that train me lucky im still alive x
>>84865252It's also possible to override TPWS with permission. Human error is usually the fault with new safety systems (people just get so complacent with overriding things under time pressure). Train is fairly new so could be some vibe coded computer system has totally failed. Thanks AI!
>>84865244Looks rank but I can imagine it tastes nice
>>84865244That looks like HHL's nappy after abdool has give him a good bumming
>>84865326>Train is fairly new so could be some vibe coded computer system has totally failed. Thanks AI!Imagine they outsourced to india too like Boeinggrim
Really sweaty woman on BBC News. Her bra is showing through her top. Bit lewd that.>>84865348Wouldn't surprise me if that is the case. Those track safety systems are no good if the train doesn't play ball with them.
Friday night total fucking loser posting hours and the losers are all here ;_;
luv me treatsluv me viddy gaemsate racistssimple as
That's a funny way of saying I masturbate several times a day and watch youtube. I'm a neet incel loser in my 30s btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buwz_wplgMY
The dark council strike again, taking down anybody who doesn't toe the lline. /britfeel/, pfft more like /ingsocfeel/
>>84865481Why does it matter? There are billionaires helping offset that.
>>84865494my thoughts exactlyexactement
R- moving home after graduation to save money for a house deposit with W- she'll pick up a few cash in handjobs at her dads pubs but nothing quells the fear of the future
BUT DEANO WASN'T THERETO CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR
>>84865519W will be enjoying her lush body this weekend. Lots of sweaty sex.
>>84865401Kill yourself you fucking loser LMAO
Why is this Makersfield election give Burnham so much power? As an NI pleb, I don't really understand.
I might plug in the external and see if I saved any good asmr videos from a while back.
Lots of sweaty sex will be happening throughout the United Kingdom within the next 3 hours
Welper cleaning the foreskins of two dozen Bantu big boys with his tongue, some have not seen cleaning since they left sub-Saharan Africa. A horrifying mix of smegma and saliva dribble down his chin giving him an unmistakeable fish/cheese smell.
>>84865657What about sweety sex?
Crying over a Deano isn't for everyone but it is for me xIt not right x
>>84865657Had sex last night lad and I know she isn't up for more tonight.
>>84865659Oh aye that sounds lush my lad x
>>84865678What was the smell like x
>>84865584Andy Burnham has more DVDs than Keir starmer that's why he will be the next prime minister.
>>84865708Her, clean, the smell of shower gel and shampoo. She had been out the shower for about an hour, The smell from me wasn't so fresh.
I still miss him https://youtu.be/Vvt_mKzIa2c
>>84865717Thank you for explaining in a way I understand. Being a filthy taig, I just vote for Sinn Fein (maybe SDLP) when the time comes.
Lowkey hated Crossy ngl
>>84865790Blasphemy. Crossy was a good lid. I want him back NOW!
>>84865790You're only saying this during the Scotland match since you know he won't see it.
>>84865790I enjoyed chatting with him.
>>84865790Do you know why or are you just a hateful toad?
Kind of miss crossington desu. And Ebin. And others from the past who I lost contact with. It sad. The world is so dark.
I'm bi and there are just days like today where I feel like beating it to a hung, babyfaced twink with that zoomer haircut.
>>84865808>just a hateful toad?That's a lot of /britfeel/ lately. Riling up good lids, with no rhyme or reason.
Scottish girls for Morocco xx
>>84865813Fuck the lot of em
>>84865816Me? I like cocks but only on cute girls. An actual man is a turnoff. And it's like finding a diamond in the rough as 95 percent of trannies look like men.
>>84865832The only tranny I like is that finnster lass.
>>84865840He looks like a man too, and has an ass flatter than the Gaza Strip.
Throbbing knob
Lowkey miss Welper ngl
Ruth is only satisfied by a significant length.
how much sex do you think people in gaza are having tonight
>>84865880It not britfeel without him
Imagine the combined smell of all the Indians having sex and raping on an average Friday night
>>84865880He's a smelly spastic dosser
Don't tell the Asda'pu's but it's looking like the supermarket chain is well and truly finished.
>>84865902I think asda is rather expensive and weirdly priced so I rarely shop there
>>84865902I knew them paki brothers would fuck it up.
When I marry Deano I'll come off of benefits x
Felt great earlier. But suddenly got depressed. So much so that I'm now exhausted. Oh well. This match is boring anyway so I think it's time for beddingtons.
not much sweaty sex will be happening throughout the gaza strip within the next 3 hours
Welper pregnant with a quarter Paki quarter Bantu Arsemonculus and that is LUSH wouldn't you agree?
>>84865962I agree that would be very LUSH, incredibly lush even.
Me? Internal locus of control.https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-locus-of-control-2795434
>>84865983This is just a false dichotomy though innit. Life is not that simple.
>>84866003NTA, did you read the article or just look at the picture?
>>84866043I uhhhYeah I just looked at the picture ngl
Watching a pretty good Japanese kino right now, am I not? And it Lush-san.
Scotland are losing.
>>84866054I read it and fall within internal. Hope you're not prone to jumping to conclusions.
>>84866078I still stand by my original post desu.
Would love a Wigan kebab right now x
>>84866141Ego so big you can't even be seen as being wrong even when you're anonymous. Seek help.
Hope mum brings back some food from the wedding at the Italian restaurant x
>>84866267Do you think I'm catposteranonguy or something. Cuz I'm not. My whole life has just been a series of being wrong about everything desu.
>>84866283I have no idea who you are and I don't care who you are. Still seek help.
Sweaty boobs
NN spam spastic shutin x
>>84866316Idk what you even mean. Good trollpost desu. Consider me wound up.The only help I need is a proper sleep desu desu. Canny wait.
>>84865418What other games you got? I have a N64 too and I got a cheap trinitron tv for it as well
you people bore me
>>84866449Give it a rest poopdickschizo
>I stayed up for another Scotland gamenever again
>>84865418tranny immediately detected
>>84865418>San Francisco rush 2 I have that one n all
Scotland got btfo HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>84865418why are you tapping them like a sped
>>84866698crossy in tears it not right
>>84865790Same he was a real prick. Always getting drunk and then saying really nasty things and making fun of you for no reason. Then if you defended yourself all his discord mates would come and gang up on you (what he accused everyone else of doing). Just everything wrong with non-anonymous forums.
>>84866705She's showing you it's snack time
>>84866823HE needs corrective rape for acting like such an insufferable autistic faggot on camera
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779741361352611.webmwhat the FUCK was their problem?
>>84866892i think they're spelling that out.
evening de lats, evening de lats-looks like I'm bored again, oh ayehttps://chaster.app/sessions/Umil0zYPEacRvnvrthank you to all the good lads who voted on the last onegoing on a date next Tuesday so hopefully I'm out by then
Wanking off as wily Deano x
>>84867337be grateful i removed 6 instead of adding 12
>>84867372Why did you vote three times de lad?
>>84867337Love you matey
thank you for voting lads, I'm off to sleepsbury on the wold- see you tomorrow
Well, serves you right.
>>84867410dont give me that lip boy or your date wont be finding the last turkey in the shop
>>84867482Whats the charge?
wahhhhhh originally
Deano waking up to me slobbering all over his meat x
Just come back towns, garn bed now, it over x
>>84867640Carbon dioxide emissions were a mistake
>>84864438The Algerian referee was as bent as a 5 bob note.
>>84864529Firstly,1. Who is ketmong?2. Secondly, how tf do you know who is who on here? Every name is 'anonymous' and I've been coming here for years and never felt 2 posts were from the same person.3. Thirdly, how tf do I miss this but you all don't?4 (number 4). Fourthly, this is the end of my questions.
>>84867806ketmong is crossy from wish
>>84867806as far as i know its discord drama
bought new air jordans
mental how time flies
thoughts on blokes who wear ear rings?
>>84868276apparently if you wear it on the right instead of the left ear or something it means you're gay
Nowt on today so going back to bed innit
Knackered x
Typical London-centric news bias. Trains crash up norf every day you don't hear owt about it.
>>84868557>This train will be calling at.. Sheffield, then a routine crash, Doncaster..Just fart and fartcel of living up narf
>>84868570Eggsmackly. Southoids can't even comprehend.
anybody with a functional brain moves to the south or london, only losers stay up north
Need a waircut asap
What is the key to happiness?
>>84868680interracial relationship apparently
when you really think about it for a moment its actually mental how fucking shit life is for most people on earth, its just suffering and pain, most people would be better off never being born, truly mind-boggling
i dont understand the appeal of mexican foodjust a bunch of shite lobbed into some bread
>>84868737Which country has the best food in your opinion?
>>84868741im not worldly enough to really know but id put italy, france, lebanon, india, china above mexico at least
>>84868754For me, it's greek food. Love it.
Chinese food gives me the shits
>>84868680Having regular access to vagina
>>84868773i remember living by a greek restaurant when i was a agelet but i havent had greek food in ageslooks nice
Deano please unload your spaffington cannon on my greasy goblin face x
>>84868819Order some greek food today
>>84868832Earlier start today lad, you're pulling a 16 hour 4chan day today?
>>84868788only a virgin would say such a thing
>>84868872the king of 4chan cant stop winning all day ever single day
Had a nightmare. My old friend was in it. Corrr. Don't like that.>>84867806Mostly just from coming here a lot. Eventually you work out who is who. Anyway I don't call him that. To me he is catposter. Although now we have another so it's confusing. But as this poster says:>>84867833A lot of it is clearly sad lads from there. And then it becomes this issue:>>84866449All quite cringe innit. Pointless coming here really. But I'm here to read it all and it's not lush.
Off to beddingbury meCan't stand summerburgh can i nowX
Welper's winningDeano's got his meat spinning
>>84868865i will get someanother day though
If I had a Deano in my life I would not be on benefits and it is as simple as that x
pointless to live if its 30 degrees or more
>>84868963You'd still be a scrounge little lad you'll just be scrounging off your deano and not the state
>>84868964I usually don't like the heat either but I have found a way of stoic acceptance this summer. I just accept that it's too hot and don't let it bother me. It just works desu desu.
sleepy af me atm desu senpai need some R&R asap
>>84868904>>84868872Alri crymong lad x
was about to go out but my tummy hurty from a big breakfast after nothing but booze for 2 days so back to sleep
>>84868986Alri lid full day on 4chan today kekkin an wreckin?
>>84866449Had a hearty chuckle at this kek
Ordered brekkie, jamal is on his bike delivering it in 10 x
Me and Deano sitting in a tree K I S S I N G x
>>84869027Do the drivers round your neck of the woods all have shitty cars? Seems they all do round here. Don't even need to look at the delivery map, as just need to listen out for a shitty car.
>>84869039Might be the same shared car, no tax, no mot, no insurance, all shared between 20 forren deliveryoo drivers m8.
>>84869048They hire them off of a company usually and it is usually a family owned paki one
>>84866446i bought a summercart for it. i hate scalpersand PAL region gamesi have been playing bomberman hero and rocket robot on wheels >>84866697it hard but fun>>84866705that is not nice i have autism
>>84869039These lads earn fuck all obviously they not gonna rock up in a rolls royce
>>84869061>that is not nice i have autismsorry i wasnt awarei have way worse tics than that
Corrr I'd look a bit like him if I had short hair https://youtu.be/iMGO9NM8J-k
>>84869066They dare risk my slop in a sub standard delivery vehicle!?!?!?!?!
Ordered my Sunflower lanyard nearly a week ago, not very good service for us disabled folk, probably stuck in the post, we only get deliveries 3 times a week now, shocking state of the Royal Mail.
>>84869039>>84869048>>84869051at least they work, unlike you
>>84869084I was waiting on some items, and the site I ordered from said they had been delivered, so I went round a couple of neighbours, and nothing there for me, then 30 min later royal mail turned up, and delivered them.
>>84869032Do you stand on the ground and use your giraffe like neck to give Deano a peck?
>>84869090I'm an independent journalist trying to get to the bottom of how the stewards of the snacks are left feeding the nation using dilapidated cut and welded death traps. I have my substack following, I'm an ambassador of truth, you wouldn't know about these things, as you clearly lack any internal moral guidance and or ethics.
helper eating leaves out of trees in the plains of africa like a giraffe but instead of leaves its just tribesmens backed up cocks
28 days later only the zombies are aggressive Bantu homosexuals and Welper's batty the last unmolested one in Britain x
>>84869105Meds now, big man
helper being able to take 18 inch black schlongs in his throat but not his ass???
>>84869120Good kekkinghams
>>84869093Next week not looking good for getting vital communications. Apparently i should wait until Tuesday then complain.
This time Deano I'll beeeeee prolapse prooooooooooofhttps://youtu.be/NQdC7h609k8
>>84869123Don't need meds when you have integrity and truth on your side. You clearly do not have these traits, that is why you have to rely on medications. It sad to see.
>>84869138Bugger, I have things coming next week as well.
>>84869146This you sean pal?
Being Deanos spinner would fix me x
You people talked so much trash about America now your trains are crashing.
>>84869230Don't blame the trains, there was an indian on the tracks taking a video of himself looking all smug and filthy. It's the trains natural instinct to attack it's prey when it sees it. #NOTALLTRAINS
Trains are lethal predators. They can be anywhere at any time.
will you mongs shut the fuck already about trains?
The privatisation of British Rail was a big mistake
wee nap on the cards when i get home in 90
Just want to be found on my back in a pissy back alley prolapsed with shit and piss smeared all over me katie price style x
You gradually realise how much RTD has lied throughout his TV career. You see it in politicians too. The Oxbridge confidence.
Real-time data
Welper pulling up at high speed in Mo's clapped out BMW to the side of a tanker carrying a thousand litres of unpasteurised pig semen. The passenger side door of the BMW swings open as a bollock naked Welper jumps onto the side of the tanker wearing nothing but a sock and two duffel bags containing pumps and a plastic lining. A used condom hangs out of his arsehole like a sweetie wrapper and buffets about in the wind as he ascends the side of the tanker. His spindly arms struggle with the vent on top until at last it loosens with a nice hiss. He deploys the pump from the duffel and attaches it to his batty before turning it on as gallon after gallon of oinky muck muck fills his bowels and stomach.
Residence time distribution
Not suicidal or anything like that but ill be low key glad when my life is over. Some people want eternal life but thats not me.
>>84869433OINKY MUCK MUCK IM SCREAMING HAHA
any of you lot eat beef jerkyive only had a couple types in my life but didnt like the spice they used to flavour itare they all like that or do some have a more normal meaty flavour or a better flavouring
I've been on a break deelaaads, taking care of some physical/mental health issues while spending lots of time outside gardening and people-watching.Sadly, I missed all the juicy drama of Sean's latest melties and doxxing.Anyone have archive links so I can read the lore thread by thread and post by post?I don't know how that stuff works to try to find it myself.It Saturday x
>>84869546KYS you sad act
>>84869460I worry about dying every day I've done fuck all with me life
>>84869546Fuck off, you are not wanted here.
Back on OSRS today AFK'ing on my ironman. Going out to the pub later on, spoons to be exact. Can't afford any other place really.
>>84869566it wont make a difference if you achieved anything or not when you die
Knock knockWho's there?The far left, YER A RACIST NAZI FASCIST
SGA a nonce? Highly likely.
>>84869546alri yank lass, hope all is well
>>84869610He's an absolutely vile and utterly disgusting BEAST
>>84869610what does SGA mean?
