warm weekend edition
A fit hunky Deano would fix me x
>>84870440Having a Deano should be a human right if you are that way inclined
Nappinton is on the cards
too much seethe nowadays itt, it sad
>>84870471I might as well, only managed 4 hours last night and took my trazodone very later than usual so I'm feeling it.
>>84870481Drop the link I want to look at what options I've got
Still got the darts on. It's not been too bad to be honest.
Im glad my motorcycle posting annoys certain seethers
When I marry my Deano I will become a productive member of society and that is how it should be x
>>84870488https://chaster.app/sessions/Umil0zYPEacRvnvrI've set it up for a longer lock up this time.
Me and R playing scrabble together at the pub.
>>84870547Even longer now
>>84870554Thank you for voting de lad, always appreciated
Strait of Hormuz closed lads.
>>84870576Doesnt matter to me in my boxroom if its open or closed
>The Met Office has expanded its amber extreme heat warning for Monday and Tuesday as forecasts suggest temperatures could climb to 36C (97F) in parts of the UK.The Met Office has expanded its amber extreme heat warning for Monday and Tuesday as forecasts suggest temperatures could climb to 36C (97F) in parts of the UK.
>>84870583Absolutely fucking this
>>84870583There will be a severe reduction of oil transportation, which will have significant impacts to the global economy. Food prices go up because plastic needs oil, food needs to be transported by vehicles. It does affect you.
Deano arriving to our wedding in his clapped out corsa x
>>84870595stepping over all the melting and melted apus is going to be annoying
>>84870595Not looking forward to it as a shut-in loser.
>>84870527You are not doing it to annoy people. You are doing it because you enjoy writing waffle: there is zero need to actually post it. But then, you wouldn't get attention.It's obvious from Ketlad and Lollers they were just being polite to you, and even they grew tired of you.No one believes for a second that your secret clever reason was to be an epic wind up merchant. Same goes for the anons posting screenshots from video games. Nobody actually cares, they just humour you out of pity 1-post-in-10. You must know this by now.
Do you guys report chastity lad's links as spam or advertising/begging? Just wondering which gets a faster response from the mod
>>84870665Any if you're filing a false report which you would be
Wuppa now while I wait for Deano x
Has the chinese spy network that infiltrated the thread, dropped another IP scraping app?
>>84870651Calm down schizo lad, its not some big secret plan to wind people up kekI enjoy riding and fixing muh HAWG, i like to drop a cheeky blog post every few weeks , you go back to seething at eveyone about everything lad Keep it up and ill just post HAWG shit constantly
>>84870675>Guys please fill out this form deciding what I should do with my chastity cage!!!Online equivalent of going around with a petition or chugging. Male equivalent of being a camwhore.The fact it's FOR him, makes me lean more towards begging. The mods can decide.
>>84870724You mean the britfeel domain? Yeah, it was host.
wish I had a Hot Asian White Girl to ridetake her down a quiet country road and throttle her wide open or something
>>84870729Do it I will have a little laugh and admit I was wrong if the post goes
>>84870737I feel bad, as I kept saying it was dodgy, but he only really does things for fun, and tries to do it for our entertainment, in a way.
>A book on British dialect, defining the term, identifying its sources through research?>Well uhh that doesn't count either, because that would mean I was WRONG about something!
>>84870576POOLS CLOSED (yet again)
>>84870756Knew it was keks. Mum who grew up in the late 60s and 70s said people used to say it all the time.
>>84870756WAIT you mean to tell me that they're both correct? And all that monging out in the last bread was all for nothing? I'm shook.
>>84870756You do realise that says keks is a word for trousers. Which is what I said.So you're still trying to cause an argument, now in the new thread, and you post something which backs up what I said.You are genuinely thick anon. As in simple minded, not fat.>>84870780Yes, and he was the one having a melty over it.Bit embarrassing for him.
>>84870787sybau now you trolling little prick you know what you said >>84870049
Me and Deano holding hands in his clapped out corsa as we make our way to maccies x
>>84870794Oh so you seethed because I called you forren, not because of the word. Kek. Should have just said that instead of spazzing out, lad.
>>84870780I don't understand the word in this context>ITS FORRENkek
So you're telling me, southerners if in a pub and hear a barmaid say she needs to go downstairs to change the kegs, they think corr dirty bitch.
Its forren, it doesn't mean trousers!, I said it mean keks too, you're mad I said forren, which one is it mate? You've said all of them now?
Me and HHL travelling to a middle class neighbourhood to have a good bum inside one of those cake sheds
>>84870633Ruthmong will be roasting in his boxroom
>>84870825Anon described it pretty well in the last bread, excuse the pun. He likened it to someone calling a bread roll a breadcake, or a cob, or any other name different areas use for this. Some anon didn't realise regional sayings/names were a thing I think.
>>84870844Muffin up norf x
>>84870844>Can have a bacon and egg breadcake please If somebody said this to me I'd beat them to death with a lump hammer
>>84870827I've never heard that mentioned when talking about trousers. Not just regional, but on TV shows/films, which obviously isn't real life, but tries to be a reflection of it.>>84870844That was me, and I mentioned calling them teacakes. But I have heard them called all sorts in things that weren't IRL based (as such, I tried to poorly explain it above). But have never heard kegs being known as trousers.The last thread was bonkers towards the end. And being from and in norf England, the weird explanation of kegs given using a wiktionary (not oxford, which is what threw me) definition as well. Just weird and screamed forren to me.And realised I didn't say this to him (>>84870794 sorry for calling you forren).>>84870871If in a cafe/shop I say butty.
I would say on a breadcake to specify , we call them that where I am.
>>84870844we all special and unique in life x
We also use regional names for meals.What do you eat around 12pm? 5pm?For me it dinner and tea. The really mad thing? Mi mum says lunch.
>>84870729lad, you can literally just filter me and move on, there's no need to get upset
>>84870899not accurate. cobs are the ard ones, and rolls are the soft ones.
>>84870905Dinner and tea for me as well
>>84870916Not him but, good point here, I say teacakes, but say roll for the longer ones, for a hotdog or sausage.
waaaaa someone posted something that I don't like now I need to go and tell the teacher instead of ignoring it like an adultthe chastity posts will continue until morale improves- keep seething babby man
Scranning that maccies with Deano nows then going back homes for strip wifa x
>>84870929What do you say for these >>84870844
quite tired desu
>>84870780>they're both correctYes. I never said otherwise. The anon said 'kegs' was wrong. He was wrong.Basically what >>84870794 said. Once again, you are shifting the goal posts. You could simply say, 'I was wrong.'I have now spelled a football-related metaphor two different ways, a footy lad could tell me one is wrong or I'm misusing it entirely. I'd have no problem saying >I was wrong.and I'd even through in a >Cheers lad.to boot. You seem to associate humility and gratitude with 'losing', even when several anons were patient with you. How do your friends put up with you?
>>84870975You're mistaking him and me. I was the one that got it wrong.Why are you attacking this anon now?Very strange of you.As I said in the last thread, you're just wanting to cause drama now.You trying to seem like ketmong on purpose?
>through inYou're not helping yourself here lad.
I decided to throw the thing through the window, but once I threw the object, I thought, I should not have gone through with that.
>Five men have been injured in a series of suspected Islamophobic attacks as a bare-chested man was seen roaming the streets of Edinburgh with a large weapon.>A 36-year-old white man has been arrested and counter terrorism officers have joined local Police Scotland colleagues in an ongoing investigation. Angry white men have had enough.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2xg6lwz5jo
>>84871034Uh oh, best get the new anti native laws in place. This horrific racially motivated hate crime is abhorrent.
>>84870840Most of us live in that zone I reckon.
>>84870728>Keep it up and ill just post HAWG shit constantlyok/\bHAWG\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k
>>84871034Take it they're not happy about last nights loss against Morocco
>>84871040He wouldn't have done this if the council gave him a flat but at the last moment it probably went to a muslim immigrant who entered the country illegally.
>>84871034That could just be a disgruntled justeat customer.
>>84871044Kek alri filtermong
Necked that maccies now back off home with Deano x
>>84871069Did you get one of those nugbu Spacker cups from the World Cup meal?
>>84871065don't have one lad thanks for the knee jerk reaction it was easy x
>>84871065He has "filtermong" filtered lad, you can't rattle him
>>84871084>reactmong kek
A real shame mongboying somebody is a bannable offence now. 4chan has gone soft x
>>84871099I got a warning for it a week back
Estimating my chances of having sex tonight at around 69%
>>84871099It was done by an outsider, or hijacked by one. At times they mongboy'd basic 4chan terminology.
>>84870753I had the domain with numbers, not posting it because some mongs reporting people for advertising. Not sure why he'd take it down, the site itself was pretty good for a short time.
>>84870975It wasn't right of me to call you a mong. Sorry. We've talked in the past a fair bit, and I'm a mong as well.
Feeling rather refreshed after that little snooze
>>84871147Got to be done sometimes de lad
>>84871043Most posters here are northerns
>>84871158We should do a poll on that
>>84871158I reckon they are, rotheranon and hhl are from the north just off the top off my head.
>>84871167https://take.supersurvey.com/poll5804916xFfBE4333-168
>>84871001>You're mistaking him and me.Oh yeah my bad anon, I was wrong. Confused the two posts, sorry for that.>>84871139Nice one lad, we got there in the end. Good job. Feels like we've all learned something today.
i is a wurzle i does
>>84871176>https://take.supersurvey.com/poll5804916xFfBE4333-168uh-oh!
>>84871210Results are conclusive and undeniable. /britfeel/ is officially a Northern thread.
>>84871210I don't care desu I click on dodgier sites when watching porn and you do too
Doing a get ready with me tiktok live when I'm home then strip wifa x
All 4 britfeel chat posters are from the norf
Bet Margaret Thatcher had a sweet minge back when she was 19.
Southern fairies fuck off this is a northerner territory
Never penetrated a vagina, don't think I need to contribute to a society.
>>84871261Northern ponces and nonces are busy bumming each other. Souf blokes are real hard lads.
>>84871267Get yer pie and eels down ya lad and pay 10 pound for a pint ya poofter shirt lifter
>>84871240I didn't respond to the poll, but I am also norfen.
>HelperLad admits he viewed THAT video and fantasizes about murdering people, also the Nazis were totally right.>Lollers admitted he's attracted to children to a psychiatrist, but he'd totally never act on it (the lolicon images are just a coincidence).>Crosslad admits he doesn't actually believe in Christianity, he just wants "forgiveness" for what he's done, since the crystals and horoscopes stopped working.>KetLad admits he abused a woman and got her fired, then grassed on her for drugs (when he takes drugs himself).>Shippy killed a cat.Anyone I missed?
>>84871322Other than that it's a really lovely general
>>84871322>chastity lad is the most upstanding out of all the britfeel personalitiesisnt something id expect to have written but here we are
>>84871322moni recording his flatmate in the shower and her taking a big stinky shit and posting the vid on 4chandevonanon(?) got done for stalking and hacking some girls nudesweatherfu overfeeding his fat fucking cat
>>84871219Even if most of the posters were form the south, this thread is definitely spiritually northern.>t. southerner
>>84871322I imagine you got giddy typing this, lass.
>>84871355>weatherfu overfeeding his fat fucking catCan't stand these people. It's so straightforward. It's not cute or anything, Cats Protection UK put out clear diagrams of what a healthy cat looks like.It's not even like human "body positivity" because cats don't care about being bullied, they're cats. But you ARE causing them health problems. It's less cruel to cut or burn them every now and then, than it is to make them overweight.Wish you could report these people. RSPCA goes around, weighs the car, takes it away from the abusers if it's obese.
Paging all Deanos to come get a piece of this batty x
I wonder if women can detect drama sissies
>>84871322Britain's right wing.Cringe t b h
>>84871383vocal minoritydont even joke lad
>>84871389He thinks governments and it's groups are the country. He's almost correct. The leaders of the country lied for decades, and have worked against the people of this country.
niggers up in helperfinding an entrance where they canniggers up in helperfinding an entrance where they canboring through his mind through his tummy through his anus
we all yellow jacket in life
>>84871389as much as he's a bit of an insufferable dweeb, he has reach, and this is a good thing.
>>84871485Put this on and you feel like you have authority.
>britfeeler was a sex pest at work>britfeeler now skiving work because 'muh mental health'>britfeeler is an unironic feminazi>britfeeler has 'thought loops' (we all know what they are)>britfeeler is an American back for attention because she has tits>multiple britfeelers dox each other for the epic lulzAnd that was just this week alone. Why can't you guys be normal?
>>84871485It is like that sometimes in life x
>>84871554Fucking hell, what happened to him?
Sitting next to my Deano on the settee x
>>84871573Community punishment for noncing
Whoever created the OP image, are you open to constructive criticism?I'm worried lads will just keep posting it because to them, it's 'effort' or 'OC', when they haven't actually opened the full image.
>>84871347Cheers lad, I know I piss some people off posting my link and that, but I don't mean to cause any trouble
Phwaor gotten up again me 'aven't iQuite the backlog to work off today innitX
>Summer temps arrive>Train crashes abound because the only train drivers being hired nowadays are pakis and womenThe competency crisis has arrived, has it notThanks a bunch DEI moneylenders
>>84871716how the fuck do you crash a train?Genuinely, how? If some mongo has left a carriage on the line, pull the brakes.What level of retardation are we dealing with here?
I'm schizophrenic and I hallucinate noises my neighbours are making. Isn't my sleep schedule super wacky?! Just like my brain, lol!Anyway, just off on my holidays after a (benefits-funded) date with my girlfriend. Quite the lifestyle of a genuinely mentally ill person, is it not? XD
Reminder to report any posts that use avatars or signatures.
If everyone had a Deano like I do the world would be a better place x
spergmong is having YET ANOTHER melty because people are posting things he doesn't like, or merely posting in a way he doesn't likre
>>84871797Mums just used an emoji I don't like in a whatsapp message. I'm fuming.
>>84871797>I want the thread to be shit! Report Soundspacker and Lollers and all the rest.Notice they NEED you to know it's them, which is antithetical to the nature of the thread. They won't even use tripcodes because they know you'll filter them.
>>84871210>>84871219Where does /britfeel/ stand on whether the West Midlands in norf or sarf?
Why do Scot's drink Tennats? I don't get it..
The thread should only have the posters I want. The thread should only have the posts I want. Why am I the only poster left?
>>84871861It's the midlands. It is neither North or South>Northerners and Southerners combust in a cloud of rage and confusion
>>84871861midlands is midlands
>>84871884>>84871892Yeah Ive always considered the midlands to be its own thing. I think the West Midlands is technically north of the official north south divide but I dont really care
For me, it's Dud Dudleyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dud_Dudley
>>84871883The thread is miles better since Crossy left.Lollers keeps throwing a hissyfit and SAYING he'll leave, but he always comes back. His absence is better than his presence.Ditto for Ketmong, 'bawww I'm leaving (again)', he'll be back spamming drivel tomorrow and the threads will be shit again.HHL? No debate there.Threads are the best they've ever been atm. Not a single namefag, tripfag or avatarfag in sight.
>>84871908>the North is two thirds of the actual countryYou know a Southerner thought this up.
>>84871930Indeed one did
>>84871914Imagine being called Dudley and you name your son Dud. They were taking the piss.
>>84871944Thats some Major Major shit there
>>84871949>when he becomes a Major, and he's Major Major Majorsideslapping stuff that
>>84871967His middle name was actually Major as well, so he was Major Major Major Major
Reminder that Lollers posts about himself in the third person, so he can appear afterwards 'on avatar' and argue with the 'trolls' attacking him.He's admitted this, but it's all his 'OCD', you see.
Loyalists meet me at the wokkle bank in half an hour, Deanos fucked off again, its not fucking right x
>>84872028He's always done this he's a wrong'un.
taco bell on the way
>>84872049The new laws will catch up with him. Lolicon has been illegal in the UK almost as long as he's been alive.A lot of wrong'uns must be shitting themselves and that is LUSH.
>>84872094ive tried taco bell but it was disappointing, what did you get
>>84872094Tried that Five Guys recently. It was alright.Low key not as good as the slightly sus local place that uses 100% halal meat.
Two of these in tonight and a 4pack of murphys stout yes it is lush
YOU BUY ONEYOU GET ONE FREEI SAID YOU BUY ONEYOU GET ONE FREE
Any of the Good Lads about?https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84872204washing machines live longer with calgone
Stand with Israel /britfeel/!
>>84872238do you have a bigger version?
>>84872247above your post lad I made missed up OG kek
>>84872245>>84872247https://xcancel.com/VividProwess/status/2066492164838760772#m
>>84872204>>84872239variant of the Backrooms consisting of British advertising jingles, and crap old puppets off the TVgo deep enough, and you end up on the Generation Game.
>>84872245good blow us up. Hurry the fuck up. You've been promising for 20 years.
>>84872183That stuff is like drinking petrol. Murphy's isn't bad. Certainly cheaper than Guinness nowadays.
Milk before the water when making tea, valid or no?
>>84872316Who cares? You're making a wuppa mate
>>84872316Retarded is what it is big lad. Black tea needs 100 degree boiling water big man.
FLLLIIIIIIIP, LOOK AT THEM GOCAN YOU BELIVE THE HIJINKS OCCURING??https://youtu.be/o2z-7Kv9lws?t=691
>>84872128grilled cheese volcano burrito meal
>>84872316I find its harder to get a good tea:milk ratio that way, but i have nothing against it
Talk about crap, but strangely comfortable nan telly with me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPvgZhjpJ7Q
Never even tasted the fanny hole
Me? wanking off Deano instead of Stacey and that is how it should be x
>>84872204Wowsers, I bet this would SLAY on /r/CasualUK!
DAE not care about Marmite, either way?Also remember the Bamboozle quiz on Teletext? Almost as epic for the win as Beehive Bedlam on Sky.EDIT: wow, thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
>>84872430don't step to me. I'll dent all of your tins.
Help me settle an argument with the missus: do you eat Cornettos from top to bottom, or from the bottom to the top?She insists the telly volume DOESN'T have to be a multiple of 10, so I think she's the crazy one here hahah.
>thread bullies getting angry at the whiff of someone having fun without themTell us again how Helper does the homosex. You're good at that one. Right cracker.
90919293949596979899 DAE remember these? ;)
>>84872474>'does the homosex'Yikes! Ask me how this is homophobic *and* sexist.
Thread is abysmal now desuLike reading comments on some "edgy" tiktok video But it's all old ass niggas that are like 30
Welper surpisingly announcing his presence from a tree branch above you; with a guttural 'WAAAAHOOOOOOO' he launches himself arse first and ambushes you Meat Seeking Missile mode as he descends from the canopy. The initial impact staggers you - giving Welper just enough time to begin his Reverse Bumming Technique as he bounces on his caked up buttocks towards you.''FUAAAARRRKIN HELL' he screams as every last drop of semen is sucked mercilessly from your body. He leaves you a crumpled heap on the leafy path you often frequented on the way to the supermarket; your trousers and underwear little more than ribbons. Eventually, a dog walker finds you cringing in pain and swiftly calls for medical aid but it is already too late, you have had a taste of the Bumsesh and will no doubt answer its call in the future.
>>84872532Always a good laugh when you post lid FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
am i correct i thinking there was an m&m advert where one of the m&ms got cucked?
>>84872532>>84872555Wow, this just seems so organic!Like posting a high resolution picture of some faeces, then 20 seconds later someone comments on its brilliant composition.
>>84872600Wow, I agree 100%!
>>84872600Yeah mate you're completely right!
>>84872600I couldn't agree with you more to be honest!
>>84872646>>84872649Have to agree with these lids
>>84872600Amazing post my friend! 100% agree with everything said here!
morning friendswell okay technically this is my SECOND morning because the downstairs neighbours started doing some works at 7 in the morningbut to be fair there was lots of wood outside so i can't blame them, and i re-slept at about 11ishjust popped to the shop (after getting some intel from mate A that the other shop was closed) and now i have energy drinkscan't lie: a lot of the miseryposting/oversharing don't come from the drugs you might think they do, the surprise ones are alprazolam and caffeinei feel like i better understand HHL and his late-night postingsanyway i'm sticking around, i like the posters/jokes here. odd thread today IMO but that's the luck of the drawer.
Still watching and I am still comfy
Like fucking clockwork.Nobody wants you here.
Well I've had a nice day.Met a mate I haven't seen in ages and took his wee boy to the park. Went for a nature walk afterwards and hit Asda on the way home for food.Chilled at my dad's for a couple hours too. Now I'm on the sofa with the fan on and battlebots on the Tele
>>84872679cor nice day for itwhat food did you get from Asda?(if that's not too personal.)
Me kissing Deano and using tongues x
So did hhl get banned again or have the detractors ran him out? Been a while since I checked in. ( Tbh I don't know why I even bother)
>>84872669>i feel like i better understand HHL and his late-night postingsPaedophiles usually do get along well with each other so that makes sense you'd be like that
>>84872701Boring boring baitmong
>>84872529wish i was only 30...
>>84872532Absolute kekkinghams lid
>>84872697I got that meal for 2 for 12 quid. Starter: cheese and onion tartsSide: garlic and herb baby potatoes Main 2 steak and ale piesDessert: espresso tiramisu Unsure about the tarts desu but il give them a go. Didn't realise it was late though so opted for a sandwich and il have that tomorrow
two cans of pop in the freezer, just taken the first one out, nice and cold.you will remind me there's another can still in there, in about 10-15 mins, right lads? you wouldn't just leave it?
