Any other sex havers realize that like 90% of the positions you see in porn don't even feel good in real life?Literally doggystyle, missionary, and maybe cowgirl are the only positions that feel good
Sorry mating press or I'm not laying pipe
>>84871760For starters. When you go pro, you find pleasure in different things. And when you transcend, you realize pleasure and suffering are the same, only separated by time. And time is illusory.
>>84871760She's doing that Amelie smile from the movie. Lel wtf
>>84871760Nothing better than missionary creampie and grunting like a wild animal into her ear as you nut. Lmao
>>84871760It it really surprising how difficult it is to fuck sideways. It is also extremely annoying to fuck on a couch, because your legs have nowhere to go and the cushions keep sliding off. Fucking in the shower is even more impossible, not only due to the awkwardness of the space but also how there is zero lubrication under running water, it is just maximum friction for some reason, porn actors must get heavily lubed up before they shoot a shower scene.
>>84871760duuuh. they are in positions that priroites camera angles and good shots rather than physical comfort. pron is a movie not reality
>>84871878This is exactly correct. Missionary, speed bump, and beast with two backs are mine. Haven't had sex in years.
>>84871760If you have physical strength, wall fuck would probably be great.As you can adjust her position to your liking
>>84871760this is how i would hold a woman but if that stupid bitch moves my hand over to her tit i'll have no choice but to oblige but internally i will be feeling infinite anger.god i hope i can get one who gets it
>>84872107that is a lot of rage over hypothetical tummy time anon
>>84871760>90% of the positions you see in porn don't even feel good in real life?>doggystyle, missionary, and maybe cowgirl are the only positions that feel goodRetard take. You say that 90% of positions in porn don't feel good but you then list doggy, missionary and cowgirl as the only ones that feel good, yet 90% of porn is literally depicting these very positions. Anyway, there are several other positions that feel pretty good, picrel known as the corkscrew or gimlet where she lays on her side and you fuck her from behind pretty good.
None of this shit looks like it's worth it for a few seconds of cum.
>>84872254Also reverse cowgirl is good and girls tend to like it as well.
>>84872269This position is shown a bit in porn and it feels good. You can also lay on your wide at right angles to her and have her legs over your body and fuck her like that, which is an easier variation of this.
>>84871760Prone bone, my favorite. Women like face to face for the intimacy, but they love to get ploughed like they are being raped. Start with one and finish with the other.
Picrel is also one of my favs, her legs over your shoulders. Sometimes I hold both of her legs together and sling them over one shoulder while holding her butt up and fucking her. I love having her legs against me and feeling her ass in my hands and in this position my cock goes so deep and it feels good, I also see her tits bounce around as I pump her. She often makes eye contact with me in this position and I can see her getting off and enjoying it. It's also good to kiss her calves and ankles which are right near my face while I fuck her in this position.
The best sex position is "you and the girl sit fully clothed (she's wearing very baggy sweatpants) next to each other, pressed close shoulder to shoulder, with your arm closest to her around her shoulder, and your further hand reaching over and down into her pants, using just one (heavily lubricated) single finger to very slowly and gently rub her clitoris for a few hours, while looking at her face and having a nice friendly conversation". But females hate that sort of thing.
>>84871760Honestly sex pillows are underrated and have saved me a lot of back pain with the short queens.
>>84871760>positionsJesus fucking christ I hate people.
>>84871760No shit? Just like fighting in movies is unrealistic. The way they do it is to make it look good for the camera. IRL a lot of body contact feels way better but it's not good to watch.
>>84871760Is it bad that I've imagined sex so often that I can tell which positions would be good or not
>>84872294>Prone boneMakes me nut in literally 20 seconds. Conversely cowgirl does literally nothing for me but I like to watch her do the work so it's alright.
69 is great if you do it with a girl who has a pretty pussy and keeps it clean.
>>84872772Yeah, it is pretty great. When I am working towards finishing, I grab her head, cover her mouth, or loosely grab her neck.
>>84871760You forgot mating press. it's not just a meme.
>>84873417Prone bone and mating press are fucking great.
>>84871760Try having an FFM where one girl is blowing you and the other is eating your ass. Once you contort yourself into the proper position, you cum in seconds.
