A wizard offers you a deal.You can be roommates with a girl for seven years. You will fall desperately in love with her, more obsessed and lovestruck than you ever thought you could be with anyone. You could never love anyone more than you love this girl. She will never return your feelings, but you will be best friends during those seven years and for the rest of your life, so it's not like you get nothing out of the deal.Do you accept the wizard's offer?
>>84873279absolutely not thats cuck shit
do i get to boner her?
>>84873279this is just torture?
>>84873279>Lose seven years of your life pining after someone unavailable to you>Doing this knowingly
>>84873279I have never loved a woman like that and I am not about to start now. Fuck no.
>>84873279I was roommates with a girl who was obsessed with ME and in love with me.she was alright but she was fat and I wasn't interested.
>>84873332How long were you roommates? Does she still like you?
>>84873343idk like about 3 years, I'd known her before for a long time too. she did end up getting married so I hope she's happy. we're still friends she just lives in another town now.
>>84873279Option 2: I quickly suck the wizard's cock, and then don't swallow and instead run to my car and spit some of the the wizard's jizz into my gas tank, and some of it into other stuff like the oil hole and transmission fluid thing. This gives me 7 years of not having to get more gas, do oil changes, flush transmission fluid, and so on. The wizard will be ok, there's more jizz where that came from.
>>84873356Would you have dated her if she'd lost weight?
>>84873364yeah actually. I saw some photos of her in high school and she was actually cute and much thinner. one of her younger sisters was skinny and actually hot
A little surprised everyone voted no.
>>84873279This does not sound like something a "wizard" would offer.>>84873363Uhhh I think if you do swallow that'll get you what you want. Pretty sure..>There's more jizz where that came fromYou have no idea..
>>84873623this is a sign that any man who agrees to be friendzoned after making a move is just waiting for the foid to change her mind and he doesnt intend to be friends.
>>84873747Truly the most evil and sinister thing any human being could ever do. Absolutely monstrous.
>>84873279>Sure Chad fucks her every other day and night >But *I* get her heart and mind >Who's the real loser?
>>84873279Absolutely fucking not, not in a million years, I would have better luck hoping I get s gf and move in with her in 7 years
>>84873744>Uhhh I think if you do swallow that'll get you what you want. Pretty sure..I want the practical benefit of cheaper car maintenance and less wear and tear on the car. If I instead swallowed the jizz, it might have various impacts and effects on my body that are incontrollable and dangerous, especially since the human body is far more complicated than a car. I'm unambitious, I'll take the more certain minor benefit over the higher risk higher possible reward scenario of swallowing.
>>84874063If you're sucking a wizard's dick he'll just take care of that stuff for you.. More or less what I was getting at. You could get a lot out of him that way. No pun intended. I think nothing crazy would happen unless he busted in you raw or something.. Then all bets are off.
>>84873279So basically me with any female roommate. No magic needed
