>be white guy>scrolling /int/ at 3am>ricecels seething about "tiger moms" ruining their childhoods>decide to google this forbidden knowledge>strict, no-bullshit, high-achieving Asian woman>doesn't lie, doesn't do the "it's not you it's me" games>orders you to breed her>tfw dream wife was hiding in plain sight the whole time>mfw I now understand why they seethe so hard
