>>84875793
Don't try to skimp out on foreplay

>>84875793
suck on her balls like eggs

>>84875793
Why are you into poopy assholes that sounds really gross I could maybe understand head but even that is weird because it is a male skull I think you should be normal and have sex with vaginas

>>84875793
Kiss her on the mouth, very deeply.

>>84875793
>anything I should know?
Better. That's what you should know. Do not sign this covenant. Even if it stays with you, you'll know you were once down bad enough to fuck a man's anus, to pretend the dick wasn't there, to look past the height, the hands, the voice, because you were this prison gay and memed by Netflix and 4chan gooners.

>>84875793
>I'm going to put my dick in a man's buthole while trying to ignore his prominent jawline, protruding chin, and man-shaped buttcheeks and pretend I'm fucking a woman.
Prepare for guilt

>>84875817
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>>84875976
What makes you assume he's going to be the top?

just relax and have fun

>>84875793
You'll be putting your dick in a man's ass. It's going to smell and you'll probably get a disease from it. But you're a faggot so that turns you on

>>84875793
After you're done sodomizing each other, you'll be thrilled to realize afterwards, that you're still a fucking virgin

>>84875793
>I'm going to have sex with a man soon
You should know that that's unnatural.

Excellent bait. Got all the chuddies riled up.

>>84875793
Wear a condom. Make sure you tell them to use a bidet. Use lube and drink just a little in case.

>>84875793
Even if you don't think it's gay, you can still get gay diseases like HIV