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Newcastle upon Tyne edition
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>>84877969
Deanos taking me to the wokkle bank oh aye x
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>>84877969
A sunny seethie afternoon for all the seethers to have a right good moan about fucking anything
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>>84877969
Chika would have loved this edish
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Got the darts on again, mental menzies is on now.
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>>84877982
Sad what happenend to him ;_;
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>>84877986
>le throw darts at a board
How is this even remotely interesting?
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>>84878000
Simple sport for simple people
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belter edish.

always wonder if anyone's ever just stayed on that bridge, and hid, while it rotates.
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>>84877003
Reckon as you get older the dynamic flips and it's women who start having to chase and settle for men. Men in middle age just get used to being alone while women still want to find a partner. Especially if they don't have kids which will be most women in 20 years
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Mental menzies in question, what an absolute nutter.

>>84878000
It might not be for some people, like how some people don't enjoy footy, it's just putting a ball into a net isn't it? I enjoy both.
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>>84878014
I walked across the furthest one, was a long time ago on a friday night, was visitng a mate in Uni, thought about going into a pub that was there but the fellas outside it looked as rough as fuck and i just kept walking.
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Atomfall on steam sale till the 25th. Noice, bennies day is before then, so I can buy it.
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>>84878015
40 year old woman with a fella, see them walking past most days, she's pushing a pram, there's nothing in it...
They both look depressed.
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When I marry Deano I'll not be on benefits anymore x
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>>84878017
wtf? is he putting his hand on those steam making thing?
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>>84878017
state of that spacker
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Kelly at the Gentoo Group knows the score
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>>84878083
>Gentoo
More of a Debian guy myself
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Love our KellyLass
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>>84878073
It makes sparks, not sure on the actual term for the thing but yes.
>>84878076
He's a certified nutter
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>>84878092
I'm on mint as usual
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Spent the morning putting increasingly larger plugs in my arse but I've over-stimulated myself and my orgasm felt rubbish.
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what makes you think it's Gentoo Group anyway?

i applied for a job there at the time they were actually BUILDING homes and doing investments (for me it was just an admin job, wasn't principled enough yet to avoid predatory housing associations that claim to be helping/ethical)

will be interesting if this is seen as 'assisting the doxxers' 'detracting from the doxxers' or even somehow doxxing myself. but idk as a company maybe they did just take on some assisted living facilities, which makes them even worse in my book.

also yeah ngl part of it was because it was called Gentoo and that was funny. but they seemed really uppity. this was at a time when there was still Tyne and Wear Homes and these lads were more "ooo look at us we have a GIGANTIC OFFICE" in a retail park, like why do you even need that...?
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>>84878138
There isn't a single reason you should be using mint. Especially with that hardware.
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Big willies? Yummy yummy x
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>survival craft is only ~3bongs50bings
Noice.
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Windows 10 is just objectively better and im tired of pretending its not
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All this Sonic talk reminded me that Bioware made a Sonic RPG for the DS that was pretty decent.
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>>84878145
>assisted living facilities
They've a whole section dedicated to them on their website
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>>84878146
What do you recommend? I use mint because I find it easy with not too much terminal use needed.
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The bum and the tuppence
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Hello there farty pants.
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>>84878151
Corrrr that reminds me off some off-brand minecraft game on the xbox before minecraft officially came to the xbox.
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>>84878155
fair enough.

when i went it was back when i was still on JSA. you know those people who assume everyone has a degree?
it was that 'vibe'. but i was there like
>no, i'm here to apply for a job. you're an employer. i actually stayed on to do A-levels.

weird switchover happened in the early 2010s. like it did just seem mental what they expected, this company in Sunderland driving vans round to fix/build some homes. maybe now in the 2020s you need a PhD to work in their care homes.
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>>84878158
Literally anything that defaults to a Wayland Plasma or Wayland GNOME session
Cinnamon is stuck on X11 which cripples your experience for no reason
>There are no X11 sessions that support HDR
>VRR doesn't work on X11 if you have more than one display
>You will have stuttering if you have content on both displays on X11
>There are no X11 sessions with proper fractional scaling support (Not as important if you're on a desktop)
The reason to use Mint is if you're using some Windows 7 era craptop, and even then there are better solutions. Mints defaults are objectively bad.
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>You have to use my OS or distro because I think it's the best and I can't accept other peoples choice, my fragile ego won't allow me to
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>>84878180
I might dual boot another OS if I can find one that does that. I'm a noob so I don't really know where to look. One of my mates said to try CatchyOS or Bazzite, have you had any experience with either of them?
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>>84878178
Xbox Arcade days when they had that 'indie' section that was a bunch of slop with the odd gem like The Dishwasher.
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>HDR

a technology i have come to hate. bit depth always increased, same as resolution.

but please can i have versions of films where i can see what's going on, again?
>uhh if you look at the colour gamut, there's enough variance in the levels so that rich detail is embedded even in the darkest of night scenes therefore--

I DON'T GIVE A FIG. make it so i can see, in 8-bit RGB, what is happening on the screen. also, produce a dedicated stereo mix for headphones so i don't have to fsnny about with downmixing settings. why does a film from 1950 have crystal clear dialogue, but a film from 2025 has the speech drowned out by the music/sound effects...? how did we mess that up?
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>>84878189
I gave specific reasons why it needlessly gimps modern hardware. You won't reply directly because you're meek, timid, and definitely have issues maintaining eye contact. I command you to timidly continue snarking.
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>>84878178
It is, and meant to be the best minecraft ripoff, but mainly not microslop related (but it is in the microslop store).
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should have replied to my pal sooner. didn't leave her on read or anything just saw i got a text and then a couple of hours passed.

nothing horrible but sad stuff and now there's only two hours before the shops shut, so IF (and i do mean if) i go outside, i might sacrifice my chance to talk to someone in-person in exchange for acquiring bread + veg.
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>>84878195
What's wrong with HDR? On a good OLED it looks amazing. Dolby Vision on my 4K Blu-rays is lush. Honestly, HDR on LCD TVs is garbage, and many consumers are being sold a lemon. I used to think HDR was total balls until I got an OLED.
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Rat is as rat does
Simple as
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Sending invitations to loyalists soon for the wedding. Deano says I can only invite three but he can invite all his mates. x
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also can men carry these heavy duty jute bags (not tote bags) for shopping, or is it gay?

when i was younger, men couldn't carry umbrellas because it made you gay. whereas nowadays that's just completely normal.
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I've even got enough to purchase the game. Sod it, I'll do that instead of having a pregab.
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>>84878255
Men carrying umbrellas is not normal. Still gay. You are gay. A gay rat.
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Homosexual fudge packers
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Let the journey begin (in 5 min after I have a spliff and pop the chicken in t'oven).
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>>84878267
Are these homosexual men that work in a sweet factory, or straight men that package homosexual fudge in a straight sweet factory?
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>>84878255
Those bags carry way more than placcy bags lad. The point is that you fill them up until a woman can't carry it.
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>>84878271
Why not just play Minecraft? These slop ripoffs are shit.
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>what makes you think it's Gentoo Group anyway?
>i applied for a job there at the time they were actually BUILDING homes and doing investments (for me it was just an admin job, wasn't principled enough yet to avoid predatory housing associations that claim to be helping/ethical)
>will be interesting if this is seen as 'assisting the doxxers' 'detracting from the doxxers' or even somehow doxxing myself. but idk as a company maybe they did just take on some assisted living facilities, which makes them even worse in my book.
>also yeah ngl part of it was because it was called Gentoo and that was funny. but they seemed really uppity. this was at a time when there was still Tyne and Wear Homes and these lads were more "ooo look at us we have a GIGANTIC OFFICE" in a retail park, like why do you even need that...?
Hmm
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Going to my mates for a couple tinnies back later x
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>>84878282
Not sure if you've heard of a company called microsoft? It was created by a feeble bond villain type character who has done nothing but whinge and be a faggot since day 1
*points to picrel as evidence*
I don't want to disrespect the court, but, FUCK HIM AND FUCK MICROSOFT
*rests his case*
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Had this Preston Davey case on my mind all week and still trying to make sense of why he did it. Surely he must have known that by anally and orally raping this baby he'd likely kill him? Did he get so lost in his urges that he couldn't control himself?
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>>84878303
WAAA WAAA WAAAAAAAAA
BABBEH
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>>84878335
I know right, he had CIA monies behind him as well, so no need to be complaining about a few people using his stuff for free.
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>>84878290
You're not allowed to have mates and post on britfeel lad this thread is for the unsociable mongs in life that have no friends and nothing to talk about so they troll and post the same dismal and dire posts in every thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLI
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>>84878354
And you're here to read it all wittwe wad.
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JEW, what? do you own the world? How'd jew own disorder
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Swedish sleep anthem?
SWEDE DREAMS ARE MADE OF DEEZ nuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUvVdTlA23w
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>Mum phones me to order her a mop
>What sort of mop?
>For doing the floor anon
>Yes, what sort of mop, cloth, sponge?
>Sponge
>How much do you want to spend?
>They do them in the cheap shop in town for 7 quid.
>HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO SPEND?
>Well, how much are they?
>Between 10 and 40 quid
>They are 7 quid in town.
>How much do you want to spend?
>It has to be lightweight.
>How much do you want to spend?
>We'll go for the 10 quid ones
>*searches amazon*
>Right 300grams, 9.99 but the squeeze hand is only a 1/3 of the way up the mop, is that ok.
>How much is that in lb's?
>3/4 of a pound
>oh that'll do.
>Right cant deliver until Friday is that ok?
>Yes.
Que 15 minute ramble about what was in the daily mail..
Why are they like this, does giving birth make them not able to answer a straight question and just go on "I need" and "muh feelings" and "you figure it out (you got the wrong one)"
????
ree, thank you for sharing my pain.
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>>84878364
nice frog
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>>84878393
I can't take credit for doing it, just reeee-posting it.
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>be shutin
>still in groupchat that contains a few people from back in secondary school in shithole town that I never really speak in but known these people for a long time
>not really close, chats not even that active
>months ago they want to arrange some night out thing
>reluctantly agree
>1 week before
>really cant be arsed travelling 2 hours by train to get there from my city

landed myself in a pickle, id be getting the last train back so id be leaving mine for a train at 5pm to be arriving home at half 12, sounds like a pain. Not socialised with people in years but I think id rather not.
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When I get married to Deano only then will I come off of benefits x
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>>84878391
Just buy your mum a mop you layabout.
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>>84878403
The thing is if i did that, with her there's a 90% chance "it's wrong in x,y,z" I've been through just doing it my way, this way it's on her if it's not what she wanted and she's sooo reluctuant to take responsibility it's a fucking struggle every, single, time.
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>>84878083
She must have some bollocks on her to be keeping tabs on the flats, assisted living facilities, and HMO's in that area. I've heard it's a right rough dump.
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>>84878425
Get her one of them Vileda ones with the spin mechanism. They r LUSH!
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>>84878444
>ooh no it's too complicated
You have no idea.
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His winky
Her stinky
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>>84878474
He's seen her fanny and I haven't :(
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>>84878474
Ruth is actually very cute, ain't she? Heehee.
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Yeah that's not the same. Going to have to treat minecraft as a solo campaign only game.
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Has Kelly been informed about THAT video?
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>>84878572
I prefer Minecraft as a solo game but I'm a control freak.
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Might go on openttd anyone else played it?
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Relaxing with a wuppa and some chippy wippys now while Deano goes out for a bit x
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outside, me. too hot for my coat so my (UK legal) self-defence spray is in the same pocket as my phone and keys. me keks keep falling down and it is NOT comfy.
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>>84878305
You would think the first time he had to take him to hospital would've been a wake up call. He'd have gotten away with the abuse had he not been so extreme.
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Thoughts on this? Wouldn't appreciate being told on like this:
>>84876223
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Shit me kegs earlier whilst shopping at lidl, bude.
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>>84878614
Based. I take a can of Deep Heat for my "bad knee" just in case. I think it would be acceptable to use on someone's face if they were trying to attack me. If it got to court, I like to think the public would not feel it would be in the interest to prosecute.
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>>84878653
If some mong was harassing you and you used it to keep them from doing so then I wouldn't give a fuck it's fair play.
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Ok, so this will be going, replaced with a somewhat similar to muh outside home on the group server.
>>84878582
Just fun to do something with others, but tis what it is.
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>>84878523
This york rose is cuter and 24 years old.
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>>84878506
He's not just seen it, he's been in it.
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>>84878666
Some of the youtube vloggers take that rape spray with them or farb gel. I know The Laughing Auditor does keep it on him and the police have unlawfully detained/searched him because of it.
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what did your apu get you for fathers day de lads
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>>84878474
I know she's small but he must be at least 6ft.
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>>84878699
I'm not a frog.
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>>84878699
The little cunt got me a voucher that entitled him to a large wepperoni wizza.
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Me? Thinking about inviting over a wantu while Deanos out, my secret x
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>>84878678
Looks a bit blokey to me
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HHL stretching out Kelly's tight pussy
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I wonder if she went to Leeds recently with her British boyfriend. I think she could do with running a bit more to be honest. She's a little bit more meaty these days.
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>>84878764
You're going to cheat on Deano?
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Only went and posted her on the wrong board. Luckily no flags on there. Silly me.
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>>84878777
She's a biological female with Turner syndrome.
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>>84878786
i was in a post the other day about why people went to 4chan. I forgot and saw a post saying for austic pussy, and I said something about the setup must have been filtered.
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>>84878506
You never see girls like that on onlyfans. :(
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Immutable desktop? A gimmick. Only good for kiosks and some servers. Not something you really should need for a daily driver os.
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>>84878810
Honestly I just hate it when I do that. I get all sweaty and my heart rate increases waiting for the cooldown.
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>>84878786
I use VPN sometimes and I cba with the hassle of some mong seeing a forren flag and shitting the bed.
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Imagine sitting in the garden with your girlfriend and everything is lush
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Imagine sitting in the garden with a couple of jars and everything is lush
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>>84878653
too bad they're getting rid of jury trials
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Watching lasses go on about their relationship issues makes you realise how easy the average female has it these days. All power to them I suppose. I know I would rely on men too if I were a female. Don't like him, bored of him now? Move on to the next one in line.
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Imagine shagging your girlfriend in the garden and everything is lush
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>>84878858
Look how fat this bitch is. Using angles to hide her double chin and everything. Definitely using a push-up for those small tits as well.
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>>84878857
Still you can defend yourself even if someone doesn't physically attack you. You just have to feel threatened and someone trying to be hard by getting up in your face is actually grounds to give them a good whack. You can also get them done for common assault even without physical contact.
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Imagine watching a deano shagging a stacey in their outdoor Lay-Z-Spa from your boxroom window and everything is lush
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>>84878874
Laws go out the window if you're dealing with a protected class. Remember that one lad who sprayed a woman who threw a shoe at him and tried to assault him. He ended up going to prison for this.
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caramel iced coffee and mini doughnuts reduced to 40p, right as the shutters are going down?
ooo aye
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>>84878892
Trigger warning next time please my lad
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It isn't cheating if the wantu sticks to the tip only rule x
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>>84878866
Fat is a bit harsh. She's got a bit of a double chin going but she's not that fat. Her arms are quite big. Very sexy to me.
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>>84878892
Think you could grip the can any harder lad?
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Speaking of Newcastle, I was walking around Manchester yesterday and the amount of girls with their tits hanging out was insane. Found out they were on their way to a shuttle bus spot for Parklife. Makes me wish I was still in my early twenties.
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>>84878858
Her tits look weird
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>>84878927
Lad if you had a Jimmy Iced Coffee CARAMEL you'd be gripping it like that as well. Loads of Gyppos about these days can't be too careful.
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>>84878890
He did approach them and started saying nasty things though. It's not like she did it for no reason.
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Looking forward to dinner tonight jacket potato and STAGG chilli and melted cheese on top oh it's going to be lush
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>>84878890
Kinel webm
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>>84878717
mine took out a high interest loan from loans2go in my name and spent it on himself
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What is with the STAGG chilli obsession is it actually THAT good? I've had your bog standard own brand before and it was underwhelming at best.
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Ketlad LOVES his doughnuts x
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>>84878933
Bet they are very firm.
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>>84878949
You're still not allowed to assault people for that. If it was a man he wouldn't get away with kicking out at a woman, following and then throwing things at her
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Ruthmong getting his daily dose of ragebait interaction
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>>84878978
It's just canned chilli in a can. A quick, cheap simple meal without putting in any effort. Mums getting me some more tomorrow it's going to be lush x
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>>84878985
What are you on about they look saggy af
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>>84878995
I can't believe people still engage with it. Same shite every day. He must be replying to himself at this point.
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>>84878940
sensible lad, lots of apus using these things to snatch them out of lads hands from a distance too
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>>84879009
Why don't we move to /bant/ and found out? Oh... wait..
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samefagging from my basement in ankara corrrrr
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>>84879009
I love interacting with him desu better than talking to the seethers
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>>84878927
high blood pressure lad
also it's a hot day and i don't get out much.

>>84878940
also not even sarcastically this, to some degree. generally rough area, addict place nearby, they don't care about getting caught. you always see e.g. students just put down a bag for a second, and someone runs off with it.
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>>84879005
You have never felt breasts.
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>>84878933
Her hips are pretty lush.
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>>84879026
I am in Hampshire lad. Never left the country.
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I just want to be crushed to death at this point
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>>84879070
corrr you are like William Blake
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>>84879070
>I am in Hampshire lad
Proof?
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>>84879058
Corrrrr! I love that fold between a lassies legs and her tummy. LUSHINGTON!
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>>84879078
you looking to get Fatty Arbuckled, lad?
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Don't need to prove anything on the internet.
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>>84879109
Too bad you'll never experience sex and love like me.
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Spergingtonshireham-upon-tismbury

Home vgh
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I have informed the Apus of the extreme heatwave about to hit Britain and have ordered five hundred Calippos to the Feel Street common room in preparation. We lost a good number to that surprise one we had in May so there won't be a repeat of that.
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>>84878781
Thought that was a clean shave king Charles I, from the thumbnail.
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>>84879150
stock image is of two fat women trying to imply this is a normal weight for a woman now. grim.
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>>84878892
fat hand there
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>>84879009
he's been replying to himself for years, he got banned the one time and you could the replies get deleted at the same time
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>>84878274
straight men that package homosexual fudge in a bisexual sweet factory
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>>84879168
>see the replies
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>>84879174
Not being a racist nazi homophobe biggot or owt, but I'd leave that off muh CV.
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Can't say which one it is but one of the Wantus is on his way might even end up round the back of the wost office who knows x
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>>84879150
>>84879158
any lads know how bra sizes work?

if i say,
>'38C'? what's that, their bra size?
is that a good joke?

if so, i will delete this post, make that joke, and then you please delete your post too (be a good sport)
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>>84879235
>any lads know how bra sizes work?
Yep, bigger tits go in the bigger bras.
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Imagine kissing your girlfriend's fanny in the garden and everything is lush
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mental how some people have to pick-and-choose what to leave OFF their CV.

>it should be no more than two sides of A4!

okay, then i still have my GCSE results in a vertical table, nearly 20 years later. that handles about 1/3rd of one side.
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Might try and make this povvo version of an AC unit I will report back if it works
https://youtu.be/H514-w6ttNo?is=S4XiMHk0as7rNT8k
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>>84879254
My CV would just be an empty page with my name on it. I never even got any GCSEs.
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>>84879254
I'd rather put I was a dole dosser during that period, rather than say I was a fudge packer in a somewhat gay factory. In fact I'd rather say I spent that time mugging old ladies, and specialised in going after the disableds.
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I am just not willing to lie. If interviewers will never give me a job if I answer their questions honestly then that's everyone else's problem.
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Super collectorthon coming up soon lads, not quite yet, but still exciting.
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>>84879275
ah, the ol'
>okay Jobcentre, i did what you asked, you can't say i didn't.
routine.
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My weaknesses? I'm glad you asked. I will of course require reasonable accommodations for my disability. I know my rights.
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It's going to be full of fit birds, and I might have to wear either sunglasses, or cool mask, to hide my eyes zooming left to right, up down, all the bad traits of the shy chap.
Doesn't help me being a 6'2 specimen of a man (to look at), so I'll be getting some attention anyway.
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i once wrote something stupid on a job application like
>What are your positive qualities and skills?
>I really enjoy sorting things, e.g. by size or colour, and I feel like I am quite skilled at doing this quickly and efficiently.

read it back to myself the day after i submitted it and physically cringed. wonder if they thought i was taking the piss, since the rest of the application was fine.

but also, in my defence, that IS useful, surely? i do like doing it. sorting bookshelves etc.
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>>84879313
In retrospect saying you're highly organised and like to prepare and plan to better utilise your time would have been the better thing to write.
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Me? Spread eagle right now for that wantu xx
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forsooth, i've had a nap
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Welper staggering cumdrunk off Bantu spunk to the local bossman chicken shop. A staggering amount of used condoms hang from his arsehole like the tentacles of an octopus. His batty is bruised and sore from the 12 hour bumsesh he just enjoyed and his tummy grumbles having failed to suck enough willies to get his daily calorie intake.
With two brasseries surging through his veins, he orders his favourite - curds of cum on chippy whippies.
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Never fucked a fanny
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Someone threw a fucking Apu into the chimpanzee enclosure. In fucking tears.
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>>84879561
forsooth, a tragedy...
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who came up with forsoothposting?
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>>84879603
Craig x
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Wantus ravaging my batty tonight x
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Meaty minge
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>>84879269
Same. Thought about just making stuff up for fun. I've never made a CV because I don't want to slave in a dead end job.
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>>84879603
Attention seeking mong that is who
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>>84879636
forsooth, the accusations...
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Brb need a poo
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I use GNU/Linux for pleasure.
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>>84879641
Yes you have them against you I know ratty
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helpers boypussy all beaten open to the point where ngubus yellowish deposit pooling at his colon glimmers in the light of ambatus phone camera
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>>84879657
forsoooooooth, i am hounded!
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>>84879619
Cheating on Deano again tonight little lid?
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won't lie, i wish my name was Craig.

also as a kid i wanted to be called 'Max' for the longest time. it was a cool name, but also a 'normal' name.

Craig, i ask that you make the most of the gift your parents gave you, most verily x
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>>84879760
My parents gave me a name directly from the bible, doesn't help my last name sounds semitic as fuck as well. I've been called a foreigner before, and a jew. I'm neither.
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Imagine groping your girlfriend in the garden and everything is lush
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>>84879760
>also as a kid i wanted to be called 'Max' for the longest time. it was a cool name, but also a 'normal' name.
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Thoughts on the England men's football team?
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>>84879821
>You remembered my name!
Zombie Simpsons writers forgetting that running gag ended with the 'Who Shot Mr. Burns?' two-parter.

absolute casuals.
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Imagine having a front row cuck seat while watching a Deano bumming a Stacey how lush would that be?
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>>84879833
why does the white guy on the left have the black haircut where they 'carve in' a hairline?
before someone says it's actually a Caesar cut, no it isn't. it's the same style the black guy in the middle has.
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>>84879833
That isn't the most recent one is it? Fat lad shaw isn't knocking around this world cup is he?
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Thoughts on the England womens darts captain?

>Darts player Deta Hedman has again withdrawn from a tournament after refusing to play trans rival Noa-Lynn van Leuven.
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36 degrees thursday what the fuck nigga
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Imagine having a front row cuck seat while watching a Stacey bumming chastity lad how lush would that be?
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>>84879875
>refusing to play trans rival
Sounds like she is based?
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>>84879853
You mean Phil Foden? Haircut looks fine, surely it's racist to say that any particular haircut is a "black haircut" or a "white haircut"

>>84879866
Their shirts say that photo is from the Euro 2024 final
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>>84879886
That would be levels of lush I've never experienced and I need that in my life
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Need to clean up all this spunk before Deanos catches on that I've seen that Wantu again x
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feminists are so frickin heckin based
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>>84879900
Thanks, my eye sight is terrible.
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>>84879900
>Euro 2024 final
What a joke when the 3 monkey men missed the goal
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>>84879833
Quite migranty
>>>/pol/537527998
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>>84879914
You're thinking of the Euro 2020 final against Italy which ended in penalties, not the Euro 2024 final against Spain which Spain won 2-1

Also you shouldn't refer to black men as "monkey men" because it's racist
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>>84879875
mad how we're all supposed to watch poorer quality women's sport and pretend it's as good as the men's for diversity sake but the moment you ask them to do their part and just play a transgender they throw a big melty over it
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He having a nice cold glass of cider in this weather. He deserve a lickle bokkle now and then x
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i watch women sport because watching a load of men is gay
simple as
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love having my cake and eating it
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>>84879967
corrrr he say he garn sanford lane later
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>>84879905
Hope you get caught it isn't right what you're doing lad.
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>>84879833
>Thoughts on the England men's football team?
Needs more diversity.
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Deano balls deep in Welpers bussy noticing a text from Mbeke Mbwendele on Welpers phone before starting a flurry of donkey punches on the back of his lovers head.
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>>84879875
Top of her game and unwilling to waver on her values. She has my respect.
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>>84879833
Forsooth, what's the flipping point if everyone is African anyway?
>England (Africa) beat France (Africa). We did it bros!
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helper looking pregnant from the sheer quantity of baby batter hes had rutted up his poopslide by stinking black schlongs
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I post about other people having sex because I know I will never have sex, so I can't picture it in my mind ;_;
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>>84879900
>surely it's racist to say that any particular haircut is a "black haircut" or a "white haircut"
no, because the races have different hair. there are black barbershops for a reason, where they know how to cut hair with that texture in black styles.
what's odd is seeing that ON a white guy. makes him look like an android.
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helper pushing out a sloppy concoction of diarrhea, chickenshop vat oil, and bomalian nutbutter, all mixed in with their coarse black hairs and frothing with methane
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>>84880078
Cry about it a bit louder for the people at the back!
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>>84880059
I want faux pregnancy pictures ASAP oh aye
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>>84880097
They both have similar haircuts, that's all there is to it. It is you that wants to make it about race.
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Welper bent over, arsehole looking like it's done ten rounds with Mike Tyson, sending out his signature mating call "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARCKING COME ON LIDS MY BATTYS ALL ON FREE" as a hoarde of half cut Deanos from the beehive make a beeline for his batty crease and that is lush
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>>84880133
I'm obsessed with the thoughts of other people having sex because I never will ;_;
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grown white men perming their hair so they can look like tyrone
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That's discrimination you foid bitch.
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Grown men feeling insecure because of the colour of other peoples skin so they lash out online. Cowardly init.
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>run_hate_women.exe
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>>84880170
forsooth, it's grim...
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Imagine if a MAN said no more FEMALES allowed in my shop because they are more likely to shoplift.
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>>84880163
Good for you lid?
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>>84879979
no point in having cake and not eating it. simples x
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>dancing non stop for 7 mins

Why can't he work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFKbytlbioY
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>>84880221
I think about other people having sex or performing sex acts on each other more than I think about myself having sex, why am I like this?
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>>84880219
we do need places where females aren't allowed, desu

forsooth
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I don't understand why the foid cunts just put all men into one basket. They fucking must like making men feel bad and then turning against them. Some kind of victim kink for them. CUNTS.
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>>84880184
Someone posted this on the UK subreddit and they were all defending it. Doubt they would do the same if it was women getting banned. Discrimination is okay as long as it's against men. Why should I feel bad about being a burden on society if I don't even get basic rights?
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>ywn have green skin
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Wantus are bigger than Deano, wish I would've had the brain to marry one of them. My batty will miss this feeling... I love you wantu x
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>>84880184
>>84880257
i mean yeah that is actual sex discrimination.
the court ruled this with Sheila's Wheels (from the adverts). although it was literally just a marketing front for Esure (as in, it was the same service/staff/phonelines).

probably a bad move on this woman's part. now men will TRY to get in, get refused service on the basis of their sex, and sue her for it.
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>>84880245
They aren't allowed in my home. I immediately tell them to leave the boundary or I'll use reasonable force.
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Maybe a male business owner got a false allegation by a BPD woman and now doesn't want to hire women or have female customers. I'm sure they'd all be just fine with that
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I identify as a WOMAN. Give me my massage foid cunt. Mass audit needed on these places to be honest.
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>>84880236
If someone doesn't want to work, that's up to them. It's not against the law to be a dosser. Fuck working.
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remember what that cafe owner charged men more than women for the same cup of coffee, to 'highlight the gender wage gap'?

some bloke sued her, then donated the money to actual charities.
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>>84880258
im sorry to hear that apu-kin
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>>84880236
>>dancing non stop for 7 mins
what does that have to do with work?
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>>84880325
It's not against the law to be a dosser provided they are not committing any offences! Which is clearly is by scamming the benefits system pretending you can't work ANY job at all
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SSM lives in a nicer part of the country than 95% of people
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>>84880359
He has a great life for a NEET. Would love to have the jurassic coast on my doorstep.
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YouTube doing this AI autodub thing on my foreign youtube lasses. Not on.
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me and sean taking a foot bath together
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Mental how hot it still is, how do people cope? Sweat running down me arse cheek
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Would Deano be mad if I proposed a threesome, me, him, and my wantu?
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>>84880432
Only get the sun at the front of my house after 5 in the summer. It cool.
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>>84880097
>no, because the races have different hair. there are black barbershops for a reason, where they know how to cut hair with that texture in black styles.
Humans have a variety of hair textures but I don't think that means that a person should not style their hair in a certain style because it's a "white" or "black" style.
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>>84880236
He was on an access course in nursing but people started smelling fish in the classroom. It not his fault, he never ask to be born.
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>>84880432
worst thing is the house stores so much heat it takes all night to even start cooling down. It's actually worse at like 1-2am than 4pm. Unless you open a window but then you get fucking bugs coming in
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>>84880484
Yeah same, the house I'm in traps heat, and I won't open the window because wasps like to come in. I just use a fan to keep me cool.
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Just noticed my double chin wobbles when I laugh at my own jokes I post.
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>>84880497
Fans just push hot air around
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>>84880498
>Just noticed my double chin wobbles when I laugh at my own jokes I post.
Proof?
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Fucking hell lads I've just done a poo and it was like I was shitting out a billiard ball. I had my teeth gritted and had to use all my strength to get it out. Phew!
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Deanos back, spunk is cleared, and it is lush x
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>>84880536
Who Dares Wins. Well done, lad.
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>>84880527
It just wobbled when I laughed at your "proof" post. You must be as funny as me.
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house inspection tomorrow, had to put the fleshlight away
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Imagine it for just one second
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Imagine a fanny for just one second
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Spaffing inside a sweaty hairy fanny on a warm summer evening
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Shit Deanos putting the washing in and I've only garn and put all the spunk ridden sheets in the basket like a spacker... it isn't lush. I can hear him punching the walls as I type.. it overs x
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>>84880561
Dirty wee cat rapist!
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>>84880665
I always hated having sex when it was hot af. Wonder how people in africa or SEA have so many sprogs
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If humans had barbed cocks would anal sex still be worth it?
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>>84880665
Millions of lads around the country experiencing this. Must make the thought of setting the alarm for work tomorrow more bearable
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>>84880665
Bet it smells lush
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>>84880666
I worry for you little lid x
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>>84880706
I set an alarm even if I have the day off
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Nonce alert
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>>84880764
>Nonce alert
Mhm noticed it too
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Imagine having a sprog and its retarded
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Imagine being normal
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>>84880184
>opening a massage parlour in London
kind of bait and switch on her part, though only against all the horny 'jeets who thought they were paying for something extra, all 'jeets being scam artists themselves

the real crime is us white men allowing minorities near our sacred aryan women
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>>84880764
>>84880769
I don't ever post in these threads but every time I scroll past them there's some faggots being passive aggressive pussies like this.

Grow a back bone and be direct instead of patting each other on the back you tea sipping limey faggots
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Nonce detection alarm
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Nonce detection alarm is blearing.
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Peeling that nappy off nows, got that nappy rash big time it not lush x
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filter cracking on and working hard
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>>84880791
have any lads even been to these massage places (any of them)?

i wouldn't mind an actual massage. not an erotic massage, not a 'happy ending', just having the knots in my back/shoulders sorted because i can feel how tight and tense it is.

but it all sounds like such a minefield. you go into some backstreet Thai place, they ask you to take your kit off, they're secretly filming you the whole time. what if i don't want to be blackmailed? what if i just want a massage? ;_;
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>>84880832
I thought you had that talc on tap lid x
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>>84880853
>working hard

dunno what that is
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Me and Deano getting in the hot steamy shower now classic hhl style x
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On a smithing grind tonight feeling comfy
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I think I just had a neighbour try to start shit. I was talking with another neighbour, then this guy walks down (drunk) starts saying blahblah I want some of your spliff (I'd just thrown 1), I told him I didn't have one, then kept saying I'm your neighbour I don't want any shit, whilst also continuously saying he wanted some of my spliff.
Things are weird round here now, 5-6 years ago, no issues at all. Can't help but think it's because they see me as weak due to limping around thanks to MS.
So that's some cunt I have to watch out for then. A few neighbours are acting up, cunts having to be told not to park on my drive, kicking off a couple years ago because some cunt put his van on there, then fucked off on holiday for a week.
Not even in a bad part of the country, ffs.
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must be nice being a neetgod
ive got workington tomoz in the blazing hot sun
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>>84881079
32 degrees in our box rooms not lush at all might have to stick a mini milk up my arsehole tomorrow if it's that bad
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>>84881079
I feel for you lad my office is nice and cool even without aircon.
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>>84881021
sorry to hear that, MSlad.
i've always kept to myself, downstairs neighbours had horrendously loud pipes for a while that kept me awake and drove me loopy. these past few days they've been doing works. but they do seem like a nice family, that ship has just sailed.
bottom floor though, stoner couple, one of the lads and his mates have been a bit catty at me and it's just like..."okay? well, i don't know you. bye."

had far worse, mind. neighbour who said i was banging on his walls or something, when i was literally not even in at the times he said. very strange. plus actual smackhead/rapist flatmates in a HMO, police coming in at random. landlords/agents too, waking me up with six people, 'hi, we're here for the viewing? :)' what viewing?!

as for your neighbours, i suppose just try not to rise to it when they're clearly the ones in starting-shit mode. that bloke was already drunk and gunning for something, nowt to do with you, just leave as smoothly as possible. all you can do really.
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>>84881131
I used to be extremely timid, but now I don't have an issue with confrontation. Especially if somebody thinks they have an easier target due to them being weaker. But I am also a massive pussy still, so dunno, but can't have somebody think they can come and take my stuff.
Maybe he came at it wrong, and was just meaning if we share a spliff all's good, and he sees me as a threat, but then why keep saying only my spliff (again, which I had finished before he turned up).
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Maybe his bird fancies me? I do have many issues, but just to look at me from a distance, I'm a fine specimen. Get close or to know me properly, and the illusion is shattered.
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>>84881184
yeah iktf a little. like i mention often ITT i think stoners are chill people (it's in your nature) and tons of neighbours must meet and bond over a spliff. the risk is if they're trouble in some other way, or it is escalates like, "can i bring my mate Dave round? he's just got out of prison, but he's sound. and he might bring his girlfriend. maybe put your valuables somewhere safe mate, but otherwise she's lovely."

it's just too damn hard to tell when it's early days. like that bloke might see you later and go, "sorry mate i was having a really rough day, didn't meant to take it out on you. but i've got some weed in if you fancy a joint?"

who even knows. it's too chaotic, now. i used to get people more, we either got on, or we didn't. now it's like there's all this extra stuff that can go wrong.

i'm also a huge wuss but i guess IRL neighbours would rather just have a go at each other than physically fight, because of where that might lead. also i carry a self-defence spray whenever i leave the front door, might be worth looking into?
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Sucking a fart out of Deanos poo box x
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>>84881261
Light weight mobility club is what I'm thinking.
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>>84881325
just carry SEVERAL 2.9" knives (for cooking and/or ceremonial purposes) and glue/tie them all together into one long knife when needed.
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commuting lads having to avoid melted apus on the roads and the footpaths. no rite
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'tis over for me
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Pointless existence
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>>84881528
>>84881547
it do be like like that de lids
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>>84881364
I genuinely have a knife due to my grip going, it's good for opening letters, cutting stuff if needed, but not really a fan of having it when out and about.
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>>84881528
>>84881547
always get SAD on the solstice
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>>84881574
>>84881590
blood moon
black walls
i cant see at all
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When I marry Deano I will stop being a benefit scrounge x
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/britfeel/ says i grip too strongly.

now i'm worried some Lennie-from-Of-Mice-and-Men type situation will happen some day ;_;
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Wonder what really happened with that train crash. On fast lines you can have signals that may not even show any signal status, a driver could just think "oh it's this signal again...this one changes very late, I'll continue rather than delay other trains and get in trouble."

Maybe it wasn't a good idea to hire someone so late in their life to drive trains eh? He wasn't driving trains since a young age.
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>>84881668
tell but the wabbits george
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>>84881547
Life is pointless if you aren't able to get sex.
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Shannon Matthews best mate Megan Aldridge and her council estate tits
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One of my OnlyFans models wants me to give her her password back. Get fucked whore.
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ruthmong now pretending he's an onlyfans manager, another gimmick added to the list
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I just don't get it. She can't be earning that much marketing for severely ill and dying children. What was the point doing a masters in marketing? She'd be better off moving to Turkey and finding some opportunities over there. The UK is just grim for career growth because there's too many immigrants and graduates now.
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>>84881767
Happy my life isn't pointless the lad.
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>mate A wanted to chill at mine today after church
>thought she meant afternoon/evening but she meant 1-2am
>previously this would have been fine
>but sun/heat/works have been waking me up in the early hours

>mate B texted me there's been some drama with her bandmates
>does not elaborate
>i ask what's going on and if she's OK
>her reply could be in 5 minutes, 5 days, or 5 weeks

think i'll get myself in a nice worrywart spiral. it just like Marcus Aurelius says:
>Today, there will be stressful events outside of your control. It is only by maintaining a steady state of anxiety that you can accelerate them.
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Too much shandy I've been shitting through the eye of a needle tonights x
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Turkey is doing so much better for economic growth. 3.4% compared to a measly 0.8% for the United Kingdom. We have stagnated. I doubt AI will be the answer. Moving to Turkey is probably for the best if you have a citizenship there.
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>>84881881
its spelt Turkiye
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>>84881800
Based lad. Delete it and get that whore inconvenienced some more. Foids should be doing real fucking jobs.
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>>84881875
Don't forget that someone once said relax
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>>84881893
Nah I'm old school British lad. It's Turkey. Simple as.
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Just wish Welper would find God or some hobby in his life. His binging on Bantu men is destroying his life. He never used to be like this... yes he was always a little bi-curious but this recent spate is horrifying.
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>>84881881
cant speak the lingo lad
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my review of Blue Dragon Hot Sweet Chilli Sauce:

aye, it's pretty good.
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Very beautiful country. Better weather too.
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Sluts showing off their fannies
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good night /britfeel/ friends
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Cuddling up with a Deano will fix me x
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>>84881975
This stuff gives me bad stomach cramps and I use hot sauce regularly without issue.
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>>84882019
Nighty night Iad.
Have a chill night time choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzKHTCEhsp8
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Just film them and say nothing. Best way really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHoF_5K7bm4
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Just purchased The Bible... In the Beginning on DVD. A classic epic bible kino. Have most of the big epics, me. The Greatest Story Ever Told, El Cid, Quo Vadis, The Ten Commandments. CORRRRRR! Wish they still made kinos like this.
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This lad stole my auditing gimmick. Now I won't be able to be a silent auditor. What the fuck can I do to stand out now? I knew I shouldn't have put this off.
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Purchased this particular kino on Blu-ray as well. It lush. Will I watch it? Maybe.
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Anyone have experience going to a GP for anxiety? My head's a bit fucked but I haven't been to the doctor in about 15 years
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>>84882144
Not sure the sound of F1 cars going round a track at breakneck speed would do you much good.
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>>84882144
same, I haven't been in years and I don't want to sit queuing on the phone for an hour to be told to walk it off
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>>84882144
yeah, they don't do shit.
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Been away from britfeel for a few years. What have I missed? Any oldfags still about?
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forsooth, feeling a little sleepy
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living alone is nice for the first few weeks but after almost 2 years I can feel myself becoming more mental by the day
I've considered going back to a flatshare with other people but the potential negatives of that are just as bad in other ways
feel lonely sometimes versus having loud/annoying flatmates
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>>84882211
>feeling lonely
having flatmates is worse tbqh, can't walk around naked or watch porn at full volume, can't shower in the middle of the night without people complaining, always paranoid some cunt is in your room when you're out
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>>84882192
We ran all you boring old bastards out of here
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One of my OF models said she's pregnant so I've threatened to freeze her bank account
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One thing you can rely on in britfeel and that's the sparkling intellect.
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Cuddling up with my Deano on a Sunday night is lush x
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>>84882225
>having flatmates is worse tbqh, can't walk around naked or watch porn at full volume
this is actually part of the problem for me, I've become too much of a slob without having to worry about people seeing me
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I'm the ugliest loneliest loser here by far
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>>84882307
yeah but how big is your willy, lid?
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Women just want you to have a job and be in control of your own life, if you can't manage those you're not a man.
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Damn the Marie Healy stuff really killed off a lot of interest in SSM. The guy hardly gets posted here anymore.
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>>84882192
I've been here a bit. Still some good posters/good new posters, then there's some seething faggots infiltrated the thread from outside.
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>>84882253
And that is how it should be x
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They hate us cause they ain't us, that's how it do be.
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>>84880507
That may be true but I feel cooler with the fan on. I think it helps to take heat away from your body. Yes I'm replying to your post after a few hours because I ate dinner and forgot about this thread.
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Uh oh buh by breaddington!
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helper trying to type out an original message to bump the thread but hes cumming dry over and over and his fingers and toes reflexively keep curling up as ngubu uses his gaped anus as a punching bag, his entire lubed fist going in and out to the shoulder with each right hook
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Pointless being alive when you don't even like your own company
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I can barely hold the fort here! somebody please step up to the night guard!
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Never even sucked on it
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never huffed glue
never boffed a tranny
ive hardly lived
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Unable to cope with this fucking heat
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insane how we've literally split the atom and can generate megawatts of power by boiling water with dense rocks but the dumb cunt gynocrat ran nanny state combined with big oil jews deny us virtually unlimited clean cheap energy and hvac units in every home because muh safety and muh regulations and of course the eternal british ortgeist of being a subservient austere slave people who arent allowed even a fucking hello kitty pepper spray can to defend themselves
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>>84884181
Forgot to take your meds, mong?
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>>84884210
sorry i forgot most people here are northern non humans
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Me life is so shit
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big booba mexican politican
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Day 3 no alcohol
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>>84884407
Well done lad alcohol is the devil
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>>84884394
Imagine sucking on those
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>>84884394
>>84884645
Ruth's are better
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Me and Deano solid as they come x
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helpers prolapse slithering around a corner in the corridors of the bell hotel, caught on camera by a right wing investigative journalist like some resident evil found footage shit
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>>84881975
I got some of this in the fridge, never used it.
Bought it about a year ago to make some salmon dish and didnt use it.

Gonna make a fookiin chilli tonight
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>>84881975
i dont like it i think the garlic ruins the aftertaste
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>>84882144
>for anxiety
I went GP once for mental issues going on. Told me to eat leafy vegetables and I will be fine.
2 weeks later I am locked up in a mental hospital.
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Deliveryoo ordered, early start for a long day of sitting in front of a fan while forrens enjoy the 40C sunshine on their bikes.
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>>84882144
He wrote me a perscription for anti-depressants, i spent a week in psychosis trying to kill myself (The thing i wanted to do if i had the energy to be happy which the antidepressants gave me)
Bravo doc.
I'm much better now (Antipsychotics)
For head problems go to a head doctor not a body doctor.
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Breeding Ruth
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>>84885025
how?
i've been to my GP and they've said 100% yes i need to speak to the mental health team, they'll put in a referral. then after months of delays, the mental health team has said they're too busy but have i tried speaking to my GP or accessing these self-help websites?

maybe it depends where you live but 15 years ago i could speak to my GP and speak to a psychiatrist the same/next week, get seeing a CPN.

my GP says how that's how it used to work at their surgery, they even had them on-site or at the nearby health centre, they could slot you in the same day sometimes.

now there's just nothing. constantly getting bounced back to a GP who i've never met before
>what i'd like to try is a prescription for a medication called fluoxetine. it's a type of medicine called an antidepressant, that-

READ MY NOTES. READ MY HISTORY. the meme used to be 'you AREN'T wasting anyone's time :-)' but this is unquestionably a waste of time.
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>>84885010
good post
>>84885214
long post
>>84885142
sexy lass
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>>84885214
It's the way it is now, sometimes my medication stops working randomly for 24-36 hours and all my symptoms come back. I've called my local mental health team for help and they are so overworked all they could do was "We cannot help you unless you are actively trying to kill yourself" they are just understaffed lad.
I'd suggest paying for one appointment with a private mental doctor if you can which youd probably see in a week or less for 200 quid maybe and then your gp can just pick up dealing with any repeat perscriptions afterwards when they get the report from the brain doc.
Having said that, excercise is very useful for sedentary people with mental health problems.
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Woman at work tells the same story again
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Getting bred by a Deano might not be for you but it is for me x
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>>84885245
sorry to hear that lad. glad you've found something that helps intermittently, at least.

i don't have money (literally 20 quid to my name atm, ignoring debt). so there goes the private route really.

exercise, yeah, that's on me, but then i'll need more food (just how homo sapiens works haha).

at least there's some comfort in the fact the whole system is messed, like we can have a moan about it. it's awful when you or a loved one is in crisis, but i dunno, there's something unifying when it's a broken/understaffed system we can all relate to.

if you don't mind me asking, how do you just have 200 quid lad? do you work (no shame either way). are they chill with you having the medication-not-working times?
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>Top government figures expect Starmer to announce resignation plans

Top government figures expect Starmer to announce resignation plans

>Top government figures expect Starmer to announce resignation plans

Top government figures expect Starmer to announce resignation plans
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNI4N3-FcEI

Bit ZOG prison planet-adjacent, this
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>>84885333
I got the bank to agree to a 250 overdraft, I also applied for a credit card which started off at 200, it's not much but it was enough.
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>>84885388
fair enough lad, glad it worked out.

sometimes i check in with my bank, it's always just
>sorry, based on your history, we can't give you a credit card/loan/increased overdraft.

some programmer might mess up one day though, some glitch where it just allows me. you never know!
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>>84885432
Credit unions exist and are much more flexible than banks.
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Thinking about getting on that estrogen for Deano x
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>38 degrees this week
Literal millions will die
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>>84881800
Send someone round lad sort her out
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we got that mocha can today.

that's me down to my last 80p. i COULD have gone up the road to the shop that sells 75p iced coffees, then i'd have enough for shower gel.
wasn't thinking though, was i? also i don't want to talk to the lad in that shop, and that's if it was even open yet.

so yeah i got a 'treat' item instead of an 'essential' item. SUE ME.
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Starmer is crying. Not rite how hes been treated.
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No antics todays just relaxing x
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in a way, we are all Michael Caine's brother in the film Get Carter.
except it wasn't whiskey poured down our throat: it was society.
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Finished rewatching Heat. Pure kino.
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>>84885573
Mad how all he had to do was shut the borders and then people would let him do whatever else he wanted.
Shows his priorities.
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I know Andy Burnham will be just another puppet of the you know who's, but it was satisfying seeing that fucking traitorous prick Starmer being forced to stand down. Especially after he let Jimmy Saveloy off the hook.
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>>84882192
I still pop in from time to time
SSM posting drove me away for a bit, I don't get the interest in him at all
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>>84885637
dang thait is a nice .gif. i miss the Feel Street OP guy (maybe that IS you) he said he'd create new content a few months ago, then never did ;__;

i don't get the SSM thing either tbqh. the occasional catchphrase, fine, but it's one of those situations where it's like everyone ELSE expects you to be a fan. then enough time passes, it turns into
>oh, you're not a fan? all us oldheads are. YOU don't BELONG here with us.
(changed my mind a little since i've spoke to Blad. he is sound and he likes the guy. but yeah, i wouldn't just sit and watch the videos myself. and why his, in particular?)
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mind you, i've been told i'm many things when it comes to 'lolcows' (i'm secretly harvesting all your posts for my group chats, u guise).
but i get the appeal a little, maybe, i just don't get the fixation on this one bloke.

e.g. i find this fella fascinating:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Roberts_(streaker)

never worked a day in his life. just streaks at football/sports matches, all over the world, and has done for decades.
he has his own strange internet presence + YouTube videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMBY6YMnYmE

but there's also a story, there.
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Off to the wokkle bank later x
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>>84885630
>shut the borders
What does that even mean?
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>>84885740
drastically reduce net immigration to under 100k per year
stop illegal migrant crossings
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>>84885754
>stop illegal migrant crossings
How?
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>>84885759
How every single other country that doesn't have an insane illegal immigration problem does it. Illegal immigration is a choice.
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>>84885759
Sink them
Why do we spend 15bn a year on the navy when we can be invaded by rubber dinghies
>you can't because muh piece of paper legislation
We can
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>legal immigration
Stop approving visas
>illegal immigration
Deport them

Boom, it's that simple. Where's my cheque for guaranteeing whatever party actually does this a solid 3-4 decades in power?
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>>84885769
So how exactly?
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*informs the apus that keir starmer has resigned*
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>>84885795
If they arrive you immediately deport them and never ever grant them the right to stay or give them any money or housing or let them rape children (pull factors innit?). Some countries also straight up just shoot people crossing into their countries illegally.
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>how
>how
>how
>how
>how
>how
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>>84885797
we're going to have new PM every few months just like with the conservatives all over again
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>>84885802
askin quetions is stipd init?
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>>84885800
Deport them to where?
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Need SSM to make a reaction video ASAP.
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When I marry Deano I will stop claiming UC and PIP x
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>>84885807
If they have documents, then to where those documents indicate. If they don't then ask them and to where they indicate. If they refuse to say just fucking genetic test them or get an interpreter to listen to them speaking and deport as appropriate.

It's not difficult, every single objection raised is nonsense. None of these objections are ever raised against other countries that deport people.

Once you show people that, no, literally, under no circumstances will you be allowed to stay and receive free money, they will steadily stop coming.
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>>84885807
they are implying you just put them on a boat go anywhere with that boat then make them get off, literally the Patrick meme
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>>84885808
He no longer supports Labour. He's firmly behind Reform
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>>84885719
It's literally just a couple of lolcow mongs, kiwi kiddies and sharty sad cases that constantly need to be looking down on someone so they feel better about themselves
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>>84885819
No, I am saying do not allow them to disembark at all and sink them if they come close to our coastline.
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>>84885759
Build a fence and turn people away?

they only come because they know they'll be allowed in, and then they know they'll be given free money and housing, and they'll be allowed to do basically whatever the fuck they want.
This is not hard to correct.
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>>84885820
>Reform
Just as bad as labour mate
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>>84885807
Literally anywhere, m8.
Why is this hard?
At the very least, send them back to France, because that's where they came from. then it's on France to figure out where they actually came from, and send them back there.
What the fuck are the French going to do? Invade?
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>>84885842
What about Restore Britain
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>>84885832
thankfully not even restore are as morally broken as you are so thats not going to happen
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>>84885821
yeah i've only lightly lurked those sites, but i quickly got the impression they are just cruel to get their jollies from it. and they don't understand 'look, but don't touch' (which goes against the point of these people being interesting in the first place...?)

i like oddballs, but it's not malicious or anything. tbqh i've softened over time. e.g. furries? i still find it strange, but whatever. i'm not about to go out of my way to attack them for having a fetish.

recently i've discovered the whole monster 'romance' novel scene, and ohmydays lads it's amazing.
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>>84885817
Those countries wont accept them, mong
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>>84885820
>low IQ benefits cheat being a Reform voter
Quelle surprise
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>>84885850
They're the only correct option
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The 7th British PM in a decade. Many of them arrived with a strong majority.

Why is it impossible to govern in the birthplace of modern democracy?
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>station ships in the channel
>if any dinghies are spotted, invite the people on board, give them some soup and a complementary towel, and drop them back in France
Why is this hard?
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>>84885856
So do you currently think that it is literally impossible for any country to deport anyone?
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>>84885856
Punish them with tarrifs?
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>Starmer literally posting on /r9k/ rn
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>>84885853
I don't know why we are supposed to accept illegal immigration.
There are legal pathways for migrants to pursue, but they can skip all that if they hop on a boat.
Why do you think they skip the formal process? Because they wouldn't be allowed in.
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Starmer's daughter is legal this year desu
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>>84885885
I wouldn't care if she was raped and murdered, as long as it was by a legal or illegal immigrant.
>Oh it's happening to your kids now? Boo hoo.
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Apparently 4chan is dead outside of /pol/. True?
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>>84885910
/sp/ is thriving atm
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>>84885900
NIMDP (not in my daughter's pussy)
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Come to think of it, The UK are probably sending free money to half of the third world.
They could literally just cut off everything until they accept their people back.
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>>84885923
Would be better to just kill all penisioners
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>>84885881
its not illegal they have a right to claim asylum
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new week new fred
>>84885945
>>84885945
>>84885945
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>>84885930
Starmer is definitely posting on /r9k/ today?

You okay, lil man? Has daddy's hat fallen off?
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>>84885885
NOT UNTIL NOVEMBER YOU SICK FUCK!!!
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>>84885949
Way too early, mong
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>>84885930
A one-off cull of the over 70s would make use the wealthiest country on earth
It has to be worth trying
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>>84885881
>I don't know why we are supposed to accept illegal immigration.
Virtue signalling on the world stage.
>>84885910
Screenshot from 5 days ago
>Current Users: 228,839
https://4stats.io/
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Not joining that early thread because someone needs to feel special by making a thread
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>>84885949
Thanks for the thread mate I appreciate it
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>>84885963
>make use
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This time Deano my batty will be wantuuuuuu prooooof x

https://youtu.be/NQdC7h609k8
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when augment get to confusing for me i just start nit picking spelling mistakes
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Arguemong about?
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Does HHL have AC in his 2 bedroom private house?
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>>84885963
all that amounts to is more housing and bennies for new-brits. Who gives a shit?
They're not going to give you any of it.
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>>84886010
Me? On PIP and UC.
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Just realised I'm arguing on the internet
Going for a walk in the park instead
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>>84886002
Comes as standard in his gentoo group HMO lid I had a look last night it is a good deal he is getting desu I am quite envious
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>>84886025
fingers crossed you see some neat wildlife
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>>84886025
>Going for a walk in the park instead
Enjoy dying from a heatstroke
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>>84886029
He really has a better life than most lads here. Mental.
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>>84885992
Preferred the wiggles one you did last week
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>>84886025
Good lad. It's better than having the same puerile arguments with mongs that have nothing to talk about
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>>84886046
Ikr I would do anything to live in a HMO in wunderland as long as it has AC
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If you dont like arguing with strangers on the internet why even come here?
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>>84886057
It's not a HMO though you mong
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can we make it to 500 posts?
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>>84886068
Don't get jealous of him now, I know you'd prefer the air conditioned HMO over your childhood boxroom but here we are.
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>>84886068
And you'd know how exactly?
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>>84886077
I'd say in the next two minutes
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>>84886025
It is what some of us live for you should try it sometime, I did and never looked back.
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>>84886085
Take a look on Google street view. Does it look like a HMO to you?
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Dicks out for Starmer today
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>>84886099
Yes it looks like a HMO to me
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We made it I think?
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garn new thread nows x
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Now it's time for the next thread

>>84885945
>>84885945
>>84885945
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>>84884712
She is so lush in that dress. Bet she'd look good in it still now.



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