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you need to add them to friends, send dms, ask for pics, be interested in them, thats how you get bfs
doesnt matter where he is from, or if he is single or not, just do it
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they won't give up their power voluntarily, anon. Sorry
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>>84878918
i know too many fembots that are lonely because they think everyone finds them boring
they are anxious and afraid of success
i want them to do better and to get with the people they like
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>>84878905
I will never send naked pics no matter how in love i am
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>>84878951
and when did i say you should send any naked pics?
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>>84878905
But I just want to lead them on and friendzone them...
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The way you get me as a bf is simply by doing what I say and not being annoying.
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>>84878999
thats cool too you just need to follow the same steps and ghost them once they show real interest in you, like all women ever
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>>84878905
I run out of things to say to people. It's everyone else's job to keep me entertained anyway.
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>>84879021
if you dont click you dont click. but you need to make the first move and try to make them comfortable at the very least, otherwise it will just be awkward
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>>84878905
i objectively look subhuman that shit only works if ur physically attractive
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>>84878905
I did for a while trying to "make a positive difference" among males but lo and behold sucking every virgin friend's cock that asked ended up making me undesirable to men.
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>>84879046
How do l make them more comfortable talking to me
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>>84879013
Why would I ghost them when I want to keep them as friends? Are you retarded?
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>>84878948
can I have one of them? I really want a wife.
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>>84879064
>subhuman
i never know if you retards are larping or if you are actually that ugly. can you describe why you are subhuman? you dont need to look like picrel
>>84879088
>Already did that and got my current boyfriend who lives near me (not e-dating) I met him when I got invited to a 4chan discord server.
many such stories, although most end up edating cuz of distance and poverty
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>>84878905
women are so empowered, yet refuse to take the initiative, quite vexing really
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>>84878951
good. never degrade yourself by becoming a whore
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>>84879094
i think the best way is to really listen to what they talk about, even the smalles of things. for example lets say they mentioned an exam they are taking next week, you should remember it and ask them about it as soon as possible. that will make them feel like you actually care for them. you shouldnt feel like you are bothering them at all.
in my personal experience i feel more comfortable with girls and people in general that remember stuff i said, because it feels like it matters and that they are actually listening.
>>84879095
if you are going to friendzone them just expect to never talk to them. im sorry but they only want a relationship with you, not to just be friends.
>>84879115
no sorry i dont want to share my friends.
>>84879131
they do take the initiative tho. its just that people in general dont. the only thing thats true is that are empowered, and because of that they should have a way better chance of initiating and being successful with whatever they want to achieve (relationship wise)
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>>84878905
I'd really like a gorl to talk to. But I'll never give out my discord because I'm afraid of being doxxed. And I'll never message one who gives out their discord because I'm scared they'll just be a man who will doxx me.
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>>84879153
>no sorry i dont want to share my friends
but you can't marry all of them anon.
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>>84878951
To any fembot reading this.
Never send or let anyone take photos of you naked. It doesn't matter how much you love him or trust him.
Nude/lewd pics are the equivalent of men talking about their feelings. There is no going back.
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>>84879123
not gonna sit here and degrade myself but i look like a shit stained tranny ill tell u that much
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>>84879163
>retard doesnt know the concept of alt accounts
>>84879164
>but you can't marry all of them anon.
i definitely can not and i doubt any of them like me
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>>84879176
>Never send or let anyone take photos of you naked.
or at the very least never show your face. for men is not the same unless you have a really small dick or you are doing something thats gay.
i have shared tons of nudes and i dont think they have ever been leaked but i know of girls that have sent me their nudes that had them leaked (not by me ofc).
>>84879183
>shit stained tranny
so like a black tranny? oof. people think the same or its just you?
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>>84879186
well then why can I have one to be my wife?
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>>84879203
no thank god im not a negroid
misconjuction of an biological east asian female, "blessed" with my grandparent's darker skin colour and my dad's nose

im not sure what other people think. men have never initiated a conversation with me (unless strictly within school or work context), and all my "gfs" are of course forced to say "but u look nice...!"
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>>84879248
i will assume you meant
>cant
because i am selfish and i wont share my sanctuary, sorry anon
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>>84879268
>my dad's nose
big nose?
so you are brown and east asian. i can understand why you think you are chopped. and yes no friend will ever tell you you are ugly, not even if you were a man.
you can always get a cute colorful wig, a cosplay or some lolita clothes and makeup... thats always cute
just dont be fat!
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>>84879290
not that anon but what if you have already ruined yourself by being fat prior? like yeah you could lose weight but you would be stuck with loose skin and stretch marks for example
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>>84879322
loose skin would be kinda ugly yes, but its really unlikely afaik.
stretch marks are hot sorry, same with cut scars. they are hot. sue me.
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>>84879268
>no thank god im not a negroid
NTA but why do you have to phrase it like this? You know how it feels when people make unfair judgments about your features. Black nonas may be going through the same stuff you are. No need to punch them down.
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Is this teto poster or are you just a random weeb anon?
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>>84879375
im not an avatarfag no
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>>84879343
how fat is too fat in your opinion?
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>>84879351
i dont hate them for their physical appearance, they are often times ridiculously mentally fatigued
the one black person i do tolerate, was ostracised by her own flock whom i've learned were all, (unfortunately stereotypically,) loud and ignorant
...though as a chink i musnt discriminate as we've got some bad apples of our own
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>>84879408
oof thats kinda hard, depends on how tall you are. a bit of tummy is no big deal, it can be hot, same with thick legs. now if you have a double chin, puffy cheeks or sausage fingers then yeah thats too fat and you shouldnt lose the skin only to be more attractive but also for your own health.
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>>84879437
i love destroying my health though :3 the only good reason to change would be that being more attractive would probably help heal me more mentally
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>>84878905
>initiate for the diminishing returns of being with a male
no
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>>84879554
then just keep eating until you die i guess. and yes not being so fat will help you emotionally i guess, idk, im underweight
>>84879567
>initiate for the diminishing returns of being with a male
can you list them?
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>>84879611
the diminishing returns of:
1. being expected to give up your dreams, interests, desires, opinions, thoughts, wants and needs
2. being expected to explain everything to a male that most likely has never had any interest in how a woman works or believing her opinions and self-experience, and not being taken at your word at that
3. being expected to perform to his desires and expectations and conform to him instead of being yourself - such as sexually, politically, interpersonally
4. having to alleviate arguments that never would have happened had he just been more understanding but because of his innate misogyny he needs you to defend every single aspect of your existence/justify it to him
5. having to work extra hard to be appealing to him visually because most males have a very specific niche they're into (women with plastic surgery or extremely thin women)
6. dealing with him eventually losing interest and looking at other women or porn or getting angry with you because of boredom, disappointment or general lack of interest after getting to know each other
7. being expected to give up free-time and self-interests to listen and take care of him, be interested in his needs (which i don't mind, but males usually end up putting women through shit tests to test how much they actually care or start manipulating them emotionally)
8. once he starts losing interest in you he might still get to have you around if he finds you convenient for several traits, like maybe he thinks you'd be a good mother but isn't really interested in you for much else
9. since male breadwinners are more popular, women are expected to give up their entire life and pursuits and rely on him, which he will hold over your head and demean you for at all times
10. since males are always attracted to teenagers and young adults, they might end up raping your child, sexually abusing a young girl, or just generally have some weird perverted life that he entertains behind your back
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>>84879701
ok but who hurt you?
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>>84879611
i think that would take a long time, i already eat a lot imo but im still not near being like plus sized or whatever. i think i have a low impulse control for this in particular and im not sure why lol. i buy stuff and then realise i dont want it but then go eat it and then feel like im dying and never learn.. strange
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>>84879809
>when men criticize women it's because they're speaking about a fundamental truth about women but when women criticize men it's because they're traumatized by a smol little bad egg that doesn't represent the whole batch!!
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>>84879701
a lot of these points are genderless, people can be shit. but you are right, men tend to like teenagers and young women more, the same way women like breadwinners just like you said. i promise you, i am in a relationship and im not like that. then again im not the best considering im making this post.
just dont think every men is like that, they arent, most arent tbf. what i do see is a lot of men that have no idea how to be sexy or talk to women in an attractive way... they kinda just want a girl because of the status or to not be lonely, but its more like a pet. they dont care about the emotional connection that much, its just about their needs. it sucks but again its not all men (ofc).
>>84879814
if you are not near being plus sized then you are fine. if you have stretch marks its fine. if you have cut marks is really hot but you shouldnt hurt yourself anymore. the worst thing is being brown but even then thats not that bad.
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>>84879832
again who hurt you?
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>>84879891
ahh wait im not that anon lol sorry for the confusion.. funnily though i am sea and with white skin and shes ea with brown, maybe we should switch to be normal
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a fembot randomly added me. I was very surprised and still don't really understand why they did it. I don't want to think too much about it though and just enjoy it for however long it lasts. sorry if this sounds like bragging. just sharing a recent exp
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>>84879912
then you are good. a bit of tummy never killed anyone. its really fun to grab it too uwu
>>84879924
thats cool anon. just watch out for scammers and catfishers
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>>84879924
Whats your secret chad anon?
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>>84879957
I'm not a chad at all.
>>84879934
I trust the foid bot



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