I turn 28 next week and still virgin
>>84879555on a scale of greener-two wuv how tally'd up would you be if you learned there was a gf store?
>>84879555I lost my virgene at 28 you can do it
>>84879555Even if u do lose ur virginity you'll never be highschool football kissing cheerleader photograph is so over
>>84879555H-happy birthday anon>>84879575I'm going to be 28 in a little over a month, where do I start so I too can get a gf?
>>84879555same but i got 2 months
>>84879595>where do I start so I too can get a gf?Dating apps
I turn 34 next week and I'm not a virgin but I haven't had sex in like 7 years. You're not missing out on much>>84879615Dating apps only work for a particular kind of person. You have to asses your strengths: are you photogenic, tall? Dating apps will be a breeze for you? Neither of these things? It will be a desert. Do you have a gruff manly voice, get along with people easily, can keep up with women levels of yapping? Try discord. Do you have interesting non autistic man hobbies or are generally easy to get along with? That a class at community college. Do you bond well with strangers and make strong friendships? Get a job where there are a lot of women
>>84879615>Dating appsis this really the best option... I hate social media and hate puting pictures of myself online but if it's the only options I guess I'll have to try
>>84879660I'm 5'4 autismo and got a gf on a dating app from being a virgin at 28. Stop believing this board's bullshit about everything and just try, please
Me neither. 27 and I know I'll stay a virgin my whole life. There are just way too many things wrong with me
>>84879688what app and how'd you do it? like how did you start the conversation and carry it to a real relationship
>>84879708>what app and how'd you do it? I had Bumble and Hinge at the same time. Both are pretty much the same but Hinge doesn't have a match system >like how did you start the conversation and carry it to a real relationshipOpened with a compliment about them, their smile or something like that alongside a question relating to their profile.Unironically just be yourself and just talk how you would normally and not lie. You just dig yourself deeper and deeper with lies. You'll get a shit success rate, so do the girls on their side. Just keep going and eventually you'll find someone who will tolerate you and work from there. When things are going good, get a first date set up ASAP. I've talked for 2 weeks before a first date and that was pretty shit, it gets platonic at that point. I met my gf IRL 3 days after matching. Don't push anything and let her choose the first date spot Apparently on the women's side of dating apps, all the men are either gym pros or 0% effort cavemen. Despite what this board believes, women don't all want muscle man gym bro, they know they're fuckboys with a full time hobby, they want someone more normal. Just put some effort into your profile, get some nice scenery background pics, one with "friends" (not drinking). Shave and smile, look clean and just relaxed.
yeah a bunch of us are even older
>>84879688congrats anon, you were selected as a betabux. enjoy divorce
>>84879555fug if I care
>>84879772>Just put some effort into your profile, get some nice scenery background pics, one with "friends" (not drinking).fuck I think this will be the hardest step, I never take pictures of myself and I haven't had irl friends for years. not to mention I'm very shy and suck at conversation.anyways thanks for sharing anon. I appreciate it.
>>84879660This is really solid advice
>>84879852I "took up" walking/hiking and mountain biking and just went out there and had pictures taken of me up there by other people there (for my "insta") or prop the phone up somewhere. You're competing with actual slobs who take bedroom selfies. Make yourself look presentable and slightly interesting but do not make your hobby or interest your entire personality
>>84879688I mean I did too 12 years ago, but now all my photos are shit, and I'm middle aged without a serious career.I'm not saying don't try, just that if the odds are stacked against you in one aspect, there are other options. It sounds like you have good photos, which is like 95% of getting a good match. I mention the tall thing simply because a lot of women will in fact filter men based of this one criterion alone, but that doesn't mean if you're short it's impossible, just twice as difficult.
>>84879555Next month I'm a 36 year old wizardLife is a fucking nightmareI just wanna wake up
>>84879970gf storeyou're greener
>>84879970Same ngl. Sleep is when Im awake
I turn 34 in 2 days. I've been chronicling my virgin journey for years.https://youtu.be/fSmPBowFWq4
>>84880336>chad marcofor real?????
>>84880336God damn 4k subs after uploading 4k videos
>>84879660For me, 38 last week (the 17th) and last time I had sex was December 15th of 2015
>>84879879thanks anon, I used to hike with my family when I was a kid, maybe it's worth getting back into it.is she everything you ever dreamed? are you happy now that you've got a gf?
