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>22
>still a virgin
Im thinking of paying for a male prostitute next month
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>>84883709
>male prostitute
no such thing.
if you're a woman or a faggot, go on tinder or grindr and you can get laid in an hour
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>>84883709
Are you female? Just get a boyfriend? or if you're struggling go on tinder for a one night stand
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>>84883709
I heard a story one time on here I think about this fat ugly autistic girl from 20 years ago who paid a male prostitute from the male prostitutes perspective she found on Craigslist and apparently after they did the thing he said her anime interests were cool and try making casual conversation but could tell she fell absolutely disgusted and pathetic and sad and depressed and you got all quiet he just packed his stuff up and left
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>>84883709
even ugly guys can get laid on grindr with almost no effort. I honestly wish i were a faggot, life would be so much better
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>>84883730
Lol at all this shit typos I use voice to text because I am lazy
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>>84883718
>no such thing
Actually, there are some really cute ones. Most of them cater to gay men, but there are also some who work with women too
>>84883720
>one night stand
He will be disgusted by me and he will probably be ugly
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>>84883718
All the guys on tinder are ugly as fuck. I hope chads start selling their dicks on the streets so femcels can have them. We fucking deserve it, not uglies
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>>84883748
You can search it up online. Theres a lot of cute men who rent themselves. Just make sure they work with women too
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>>84883741
>and he will probably be ugly
>>84883748
>All the guys on tinder are ugly as fuck
And there we have it, lads.
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>>84883766
Im such a bad person for not fucking ugly men. Im going to hell for it i know. Sorry allah for liking attractive people
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>>84883755
Thanks for the info. All the male whores where I live are ugly and bogged. I guess the gays like that look. I just want a cute blonde early 20s chad that's in a frat and willing to sell me his dick. Idk where I'll find that but I'm saving my virginity for that moment
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>>84883783
>saving my virginity for that moment
Me too. But im getting old and i fear this will never happen. I just want to experience it one time
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>>84883776
Nigger, you know damn what well I meant. Average is the new ugly to you foids. Admit it. You want Chad and Chad only.
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>>84883748
>All the guys on tinder are ugly as fuck.
tinder shows you your looksmatches
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I feel bad for male prostitutes when they have to fuck fat brown smelly foids like the ones in this thread
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>>84883821
Im not fat or brown but i am depressed
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>>84883827
Well at the very least you're ugly, I still feel bad for whatever guy sticks his dick in your rotting fish flaps
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>>84883776
You're not a bad person for not fucking ugly men, you're a bad person for boring me with your absolute non-problem, also because you're an ugly disgusting hypocrite who would repulse even a man who fucks for money
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>>84883852
I mean at least hed get paid and Id finally get to be with a guy I actually find cute.
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>>84883796
I'd rather die a virgin if I cant have it tbdesu
>>84883821
t. moid that's mad he cant sell his cheesy smelly dick
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>>84883890
No sweetie, I would rather kill myself than be a male prostitute. Having to fuck fat unwashed ugly women for a living must be hell, probably not made up for with the rare attractive woman
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>>84883821
It has to be worse than being a female prozzie.
The female ones can fake it or just lay there. As a man you actually have to perform. Imagine having to maintain a boner for the type of woman that would pay for sex.
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>>84883904
You sound too ugly for it anyway kek. I can't wait to pay for chad cock
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>>84883977
I can have sex with unattractive guys if I want to. An unattractive guy actually confessed to me at university once. I just want my first time to be good and with someone I find attractive.
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>>84883977
It must be so much worse after the invention of the vibrator, women all use them until their nerve endings are fried and they can't get off to much else. Sounds like hell to have to spend upwards of 30 minutes pumping into some uggo manatee while she breathes heavily and makes whale calls
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>>84884008
I mean I could for black and Latina women since they're always hitting on me, but no, gross
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>>84884032
When the recession hit you'll be selling your dick to big mama down the street whore
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>>84884071
I'd sell my dick to a qt latina but black women are ew
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>>84883718
No, I made my unemployed autistic friend who can't get women do this for as high as $60 and as low as $15. I docked his pay because he made me bleed with his fingers by being lazy and not caring that he was doing something he knew hurt me. Should have beat the shit out of him for that but I was in love. He complained a lot during sex but when he acted disgusted or ambivalent by my severe horniness towards him because I can't resist the vinegary stank of a 5'4 autistic guy it really turned me on. Never knew I was into a guy treating me with mild disgust but I REALLY am. Would do it again but my boyfriend has beef with him.
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Post tits, tits or GTFO the rules are clear whore
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>>84883709
Be honest with me anon, have you ever actually tried to get a boyfriend before? 22 is pretty young and I'm sure you would be much happier having sex with someone who loves you rather than a literal prostitute.
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>>84884242
Guys just dont like me. Ive tried going to parties and I've tried being nice but they always seem to prefer other girls. I'm not fat or disfigured. The only thing that might make me a "bad person" is that I want to be attracted to my boyfriend. But I'm attracted to probably 70% of the guys in my class, so it's not like I only go for Chads. I don't know why my life is like this.
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>>84884274
>Guys just dont like me. Ive tried going to parties and I've tried being nice but they always seem to prefer other girls.
The thing is, if you just wait around for something to happen, it won't. Guys don't really approach much nowadays for looks alone or just because they had a friendly interaction with you.
You have to be somewhat proactive. I understand woman brain is terrified of straight up asking a guy out, so I'm not telling you to do that(though it would massively increase your chances), but you have to do things like make it extremely obvious when you are into a guy and not leave any room for ambiguity if you want him to ask you out on a date.
Like it or not, a lot of guys are more cautious of asking girls out due to fear of ridicule, being seen as creepy, etc. You have to set up the runway so that he knows for sure that asking you out isn't going to have a bad outcome. Little compliments, light touches on the arm/shoulder, asking if he's single, etc can express romantic interest without going to the extent of straight up asking a guy out.
>The only thing that might make me a "bad person" is that I want to be attracted to my boyfriend.
This isn't a bad thing unless you have unrealistic standards which you allege not to.
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>>84884339
I think going to a male prostitute and having sex for the first time would make me more confident about talking to men, since I wouldn't be a virgin anymore.
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>>84884358
Spoiler alert: it won't. Talking to men is what will make you more confident talking to men. Having sex once with a prostitute isn't going to magically change anything or flip some confidence switch in your head.

Also, virginity in a woman is not a turn off to (the vast majority of) men the way it is for men to women. If anything, for men who are looking for a long term relationship it's a massive green flag. Guys who are just looking for a hookup/short term relationship won't really care much what your bodycount is because you're just another easy lay.
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>>84884399
>Also, virginity in a woman is not a turn off
Not to incels or virgin men from /r9k, maybe. But a lot of average men don't want to be a girl's first because they think it's too much pressure or responsibility. And if she's still a virgin at 22, people often assume something must be wrong with her.
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>>84883741
Why not lose it with a friend? We can lose our v cards to eachother. t. latebloomer moid
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>>84884442
Because im not american and you are probably ugly
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>>84884448
Iv been told im like 6/10 I was just fat since I was a child but I lost it and am now a mental cel

>not american

I have a passport
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>>84884419
>or virgin men
I hate to break it to you but that's a significant portion of 18-22y/o males nowadays.
Depending on the study and country it ranges from 10-33% of said cohort.
>But a lot of average men don't want to be a girl's first because they think it's too much pressure or responsibility.
Hence why I specified ones seeking a long term relationship rather than a casual hook up.

Dunno if you really care at all, but if you care about long term relationships/marriage, there is a *causal* relationship between higher bodycounts and higher divorce rates. If this is something you care to have in the future, it's probably not a good idea to needlessly rack up bodies.
https://ifstudies.org/blog/new-research-on-cheap-sex-and-marriage-chances
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>>84884517
What I see at university is that the party girls and the more promiscuous girls seem to get the most attractive guys and are always dating. Maybe they break up, but at least they're living their lives. I wish I were like them. The nice girl or nice guy never seems to win in the end.
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This, gentlemen, is why all ugly foids should fucking die, they're the ones that are actually bitter, envious, and worthless. Ugly men at least would accept an ugly woman, but they get rejected even by women that are even uglier abominations. At least with pretty women it makes sense when she's insufferable, but imagine tolerating ugly fucking foids acting like this
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Stfu attention seeking cunt. Kill yourself dumb whore.



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