>accidentally referred to myself a "cute and funny guy" at work
>>84887940your female coworkers are gonna kidnap, rape and kill you now. good luck
Nothing that happens at work matters
>>84887940how do you accidentally do that
>>84887940you are cute and funny op :3
Most people would not get the reference, those who would online might not notice it in fleshspace, and the few who still notice cannot say anything without outing themselves (as -adjacent, at least).
>be me>call myself cute and funny guy at work>everyone in the room immediately gets quiet>Boss: did you seriously just say that anon?>now everyone knows I'm actually talking about digital child porn>the women are visibly furious, given that 3/4 of them were raped by multiple groomer boyfriends as children (14-22).>Me: hey boss, how do YOU know what that means?>i begin to realize something quite strange as I look around the room, mirroring this question to everyone else>nobody will look me in the eyes now.>Except for the guy in the back, OP pic related
Honestly, if your coworkers actually liked you they would've played off of it to make it a lighthearted moment but they left your ass hanging. Better luck next job I guess.
>>84887940If a coworker said some shit like that I would become a paranoid schizophrenic looking over my shoulder wondering if he's testing me to see if I would react to a keyphrase and it would live rent free in my head for weeks
>>84888213Best response ITT
>>84887940honestly if I were your coworker I would've stabbed you
>accidently asked my coworker if he wanted me to be gay in a serious voice instead of a joking oneI want to die
>>84889208Ooo we got a tough guy. I'm gonna go jerk off to loli and there's nothing you can do about it, cuck
>>84888018do i want to know what it's a reference to?
>>84889221rori
>>84889221So some years ago /tv/ used cunny to reference 3d child actors. Crossboarders spread it across /fit/, /a/, and /v/ back then (God bless /fit/ for having so many lurking cunnychads), and with them using cunny in place of 2d loli here or there eventually a lot of anons started using cunny 2d loli, completely unknown that it means real little girl pussy and not a drawing of little girl pussy. A little bit after that an anon asked what does cunny mean and someone said cute and funny which got the most (You)s.Nowadays pretty much no one knows that cunny was (and still is) used primarily to mean real children. Personally I find it the prevalence of the word to be quite amusing and a little arousing.
You are doing self effacing wrong. Call yourself an useless ugly worthless troglodyte instead. That way they will correct you that you're not a troglodyte. Oh yeah, compliment secured.
>>84889637I do this but it doesn't work because I actually fucking hate myself so when you numbskulls so "oh anon don't say that you're really cute" I know you're a stupid lying bitch and you're literally making me feel worse by pretending to care about how I think or feel, either you care and you agree with me or shut the fuck up
>>84889637>>84889885don't do it it just makes you look like a whiny loserno woman will want to be with a guy who constantly goes "omg i'm such a worthless retarded dumbasss"try making a joke that's not super self-effacing but only a little self-effacing
>>84889937I don't give a fuck if I look like a whiny loser, are you stupid? If you can't figure out that I'm a worthless retard or worse, you think I'm smarter/better than you, well why the hell would I ever listen to you? You're apparently brain dead.>no woman willAll women are whores, NO EXCEPTIONS, a woman most definitely will and I will call her a blind slut.
>>84889608It's from HBO's Rome you fucking twat.
>>84889977And it was (is) used for sexy little child actors.
>>84889937I was joking, hopefully that was obvious lol. Don't actually put yourself down in hopes of people telling you you're wrong. The best attitude is confidence, mixed with an ability to own your mistakes.
