>shortest male in my family>dad taller than me>grandfathers were taller than me>all my nephews are taller than me, even the 13 year old>brother-in-laws are taller than me>brother taller than me>uncles taller than meGod dammit...God... damn... it... all...
How tall is the post man? If manlet, you should probably never do a genetic test lol
>>84890329samefor my 23rd birthday my grandpa whished me to grow taller, didn't even say happy birthday
>>84890329I'm 5'5" and actually one of the tallest in my family somehow. But I'm also like the only single and loveless one I know of.
>>84890329same anondid you eat enough as a kid, because I didnt :/
>>84890329I relate to everything you said, anon. I know your pain damn well. There's nothing to be done besides holding grudge towards our parents.
>>84890489You're almost as short as me!We're short twins!I'm 5'10... Everyone else in my family is 5'11 to 6'3
>>84890509Lower your tone when you reply to me, small fry.
>>84890528Sorry anon... cries
>>84890329same anon. I'm the shortest male in my family, the shortest since my great-great grandfather born in the 1800s.>>84890509kill yourself bigger, small people are talking.
>>84890963Why were you nice and then mean to me wtf
>>84891050oh I didn't realize you were op. double kill yourself bigger. 5'10 is greater than average, you're tall. you live on easy mode. you have no right to complain and have no real struggles. I HATE BIGGERS!
>>84890329>be 5'6 and 25>my 16 year old sister is 5'7>my 14 year old female cousin is 5'8Shrug
>>84890509Wait you're 5'10? Fuck you nigger I thought you were actually short
>>84891078"Biggers" is such a cute word holy shitYou are adorable anon
>>84891088Brutal. Did your parents have you early or have her late? Sucks that you missed out on the nutrition they lavish on her.
>>84890329yep. it feels like you're a failure. still taller though than my non-blood related relatives, like my brother-in-law. >>84890343there're many things that affect your growth. genetics only define the potential.
>>84891099Fuck you dirty bigger, this is a small man's board. Small Pride, World Wide.
>>84890329it's ok lil bro*pats you on the head*
>>84891125You made up the cutest slang ever. You could easily have your own harem.
>>84890509Wow, we practically are!>t. 5'7''
>>84891112I was a very picky, very stubborn child and we were extremely poor when I was growing up so I didn't eat a lot and still don't, hard to break the habit. She was actually born too early and was on a breathing machine for a bit in the hospital. It's unfortunate, the worst part is my piece of shit subhuman younger brother grew to be 6'3. Life is truly unfair and you can't do much about so I just shrug.
>>84891163Hey buddy, it's too late to not be short, but it's never to late to start taking care of yourself. Today can be the day you break the habit. Tomorrow can be the day you eat outside of your comfort zone, and keep expanding that zone for the rest of your life. You deserve a healthy life, and as an adult it's up to you to give yourself what you deserve.
>>84891138it's not cute. trying to mock me because of my size huh? well that won't fly boy, I'll lynch your bigger ass... as soon as I find a tree tall enough.
>>84891222Nice trips and I really appreciate the kind words but I genuinely and sincerely want to die and all my drive and energy is spent pretending I don't want to die and not being an asshole to the people around me because it's not their fault I hate them and being alive. Eating in honestly such a pain. Food tastes good yeah sure but eating itself is a lot of work then you need to digest it and shit it out, fucking christ. I deserve nothing so I give myself nothing.
>>84891295If your stomach is struggling to digest your food then you're eating the wrong food. You can experiment and try new things until you find the diet that's right for you.The world won't stop sucking, but you'll be better prepared to face the world when your stomach isn't mad at you. And eat more fiber. More fiber = better and easier shits.
>>84891095Why are so many people discriminating against me? Size is relative, not absolute. If I am the shortest man I know, I'm short. >>84891229It's very cute. I will always remember it.
>>84891312I don't really struggle, it's just I have to do that I don't want to do. Same with pissing, needing to hydrate, shower, blinking, breathing, cutting my nails, etc etc etc etc.
>>84891331We are assuming you are objectively short, not subjectively short like you believe yourself to be. Basically you are a gay retard.
>>84891331You need to educate yourself on who you're dealing with boy.https://youtube.com/watch?v=ssh4qtJcPMk
