A female can come to the Rocky Mountains and I'll take care of them. I am waiting here.I also need to find a good place to came, without having to walk all the way up the mountain side. I'll see tonight."I-I'm a useless foid hole. Sir, can I please join you there!"Very well foid. I'll buy you Dairy Queen. But first, show me your armpits and make a horny look. Also I'm sitting my dick in your ice cream. You have to spit into mine. Also I'm licking your armpit. Let's have sex.See? That's the kind of experience you could have if you come out here to me.
Good luck. Foids will choose guys like you over guys like me who just want to cuddle. Godspeed
A good place to camp*, oooh it'll be fun, foid when we're in my tent together. "Ugh, it probably stinks!" mmm yeah man stench just overpowers female aroma, my tent, my smell, I own it and own you I love you and you're mine mine mine.I'm going on my next adventure soon west of Banff. I wish I had a car and license and stuff it'd make getting places around here much easier.
And by the way, you have to agree to a marriage contract when you're here. After summer is done I'll take you back to my apartment in Edmonton and take care of you there.>>84891326Only stupid foids approach me, like a mouse to a lion, but sooner or later their prey instincts kick in and they scurry away before I can have my way with them.No, no foid will ever come out here to be with me. And I'll eat my ice cream alone. All because I'm "not very rich" and I have a "personality issue" and I am "very likely to physically abuse them."I need to set a reminder to masturbate each morning, because I can't during the day, so it'll be very helpful, then I can come to r9k and make non-horny threads. Wow, imagine that. What would those look like? Who knows.
