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I like Asmongold but I disagree with this one.

It took me long long years to finally have sex, but when I finally started, it was and it's still the best thing in the world.

Maybe it's my astrology chart or some genetics or some nonsense like that.

I'm and addict who fucks like Manuel Ferrara; but I've heard that most men just mindlessly stroke back and forth for 2 min in 3 different positions without dirty talking in the girl's ears and at best just moaning and slapping, not even grabbing and making it intense.

Maybe I have a sex addiction.
Maybe most guys do prefer videogames and just want girls for the bragging rights and nothing else.

I say this as a huge gamer.
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>>84899554
I like video games and even develop my own shitty ones. But when faggots like this say things like that it makes me never want to interact with vidya ever again.
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>>84899554
I am not that into sex or video games. I prefer just relaxing. Just sitting. Cooking, doing gardening, listening to history podcasts and videos. Way more fulfilling than vidya or sex. Maybe it's because I have already had my dick inside so many women.
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People who have had sex, does it really feel that good? Like a lot better than jacking off?
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>>84899554
The more I grow up the more I don't understand people like this and I'm still a virgin
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>>84899554
I don't like Asmongoloid and I disagree with him
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>>84899591
Not really. It's nice but the emotional aspect is better than the physical. If it's with some random slut, it's the satisfaction of knowing you are using her body for your own pleasure and that you achieved this via whatever method. If it's someone you care about, the oxytocin release of being close to her is way better than the rote action of penis in vagooga.
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>>84899613
>If its someone you care about
Damn.. even the hookerpill wont be enough to fill the void huh
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>>84899613
For me even hookers feel better than videogames, and I haven't gone a week without gaming ever.

Sex>steak (depending how hungry I am)>videogames>music>hot shower>alcohol
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>>84899579
>I prefer just relaxing. Just sitting. Cooking, doing gardening
sounds comfy af, honestly wish once im old i'm able to just fuck around in an RV or something and camp around the country, just seems like a good way to live.
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>>84899660
Cooking for friends or family while a bit drunk with some nice music or a cool history video playing tops everything for me.
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i like jorking it more than video games, but porn keeps it fresh. if i had to use my imagination all the time i'd probably be less into it.
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>>84899554
Isn't this the guy that keeps trying to hit up Asian OF girls?
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>>84899554
I don't like Asmongold and I agree with him
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Did you know that Asmongold and Mr Beast belong to the same talent agency? And that they are both directly connected to Disney and Amazon?

Today I learned that a company named Night Media literally manages basically every single zoomer e-celebrity, including Hasan Piker, Neekolul, Dream and these guys. If you ever look at the YT trending tab, at least one of Night's 'talents' will be up there. Night Media is just a subsidiary, as Night, Inc. itself is valued in the hundreds of millions of dollars from venture capitalists and angel investors.
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These Night Media shill threads are filled with generic AI comments to fake engagement for these repulsive faggots while keeping these gay shill threads bumped. These are just shill threads with AI babbling at each other. Watch all the generic comments with 1pbtp in this thread as it goes 300+ and the engagement/retard/rage bait trying to farm retards into interacting with these gay shill threads.


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>>84899554
op i'm a little confused why you think asmongold having sex or not having sex over playing video games is something that can even be disagreed with

personally i hope asmongold is having the least sex out of anyone i know. partially because it seems to make him happy, and partially because that mug does not need to be reproducing or imagined mid-climax.
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>>84899857
>>84899872
goodness me, is this now a /conspiracy/ thread? i sure hope nobody posts anything that might have a negative impact on any covert advertising on 4chan! think of how terrible it would be for shills to actually have to
>buy a fucking ad
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>>84899554
i am sexually attracted to Asmongold, he is a man MAN, very masculine and intelligent. and i agree with him id rather have chocolate than sex but im a girl so he might be an exception
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>>84899554
you don't like sex, you like the dopamine it gives you.
real sex is intimacy with the woman you've built a relationship with, you're having sex with women who are essentially your next shot of heroin.
and we all know you arent having sex.
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>>84900405
funniest post on the board ty asmongold
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>>84899554
>jewish psyop shill says consooming is the best thing in the world
wow
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>>84899591
first time i slid in i felt like the cosmos opened up above me and shot a lightning bolt of holy fire into my soul directly through my crown chakra with the singular message that i had discovered my entire purpose for existence so i'm saying yeah, better than jacking off
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>>84900507
Chadsmongold makes 4chan and reddit seethe.
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>>84899554
hes doing the safe non sexual thing
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>>84900547
That's how I felt the first and only time I tasted a woman's breath, I can't even imagine how good sex must be
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>>84899591
I'm nearly 50 and have had more sex than most of /r9k/ combined. No, it doesn't, if you're asking about the purely physical sensation. The Japanese have perfected the glorious nippon pussy folded 1000 times. No biocunt comes close to the physical sensation of a quality onahole.

The emotional and mental closeness of actually being there, in physical contact with someone you care about can't be simulated. Yet. That's what you actually miss, desire.
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>>84899857
Every single (influencer) on jewish media, is paid by jews to give jew approved opinions to be rewarded with jewish advertising and jewish sponsorships, yes. We know.

Well anyone paying attention. The rest are called goyim for a reason
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>>84899857
>Today I learned
but you didn't learn that today, you've copy pasted this a dozen times, you behave more like a bot than anybody you're accusing
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>have tons of games on my backlog
>almost never in the mood to play them
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He's right.
Having sex is like everything else in life.
For some people it's all that matters and for some it's just a novelty, like watching a movie.
I don't care for it. I have more fun jerking off.
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>>84899554
I don't give a fuck what that faggot bootlicker thinks

Sage
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>>84899554
It's easy for him to say this. Realistically, with how he lives, asmongold's testosterone levels must be almost nonexistent.
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>>84899591
it's friendslop
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>>84899591
I've only had mediocore sexual experiences and I can assure you yes it does in fact feel a whole lot better than jacking off. But good lucky ever getting it regularly and with a quality female or females. Because if you are having to ask this on this board I will only assume its going to keep being very difficult for you to get like it has been for me.

The last time I was behind some big phat butt cheeks with a hard cock let me tell you, it was in fact the best feeling in the world period. No amount of getting drunk or high off alcohol or drugs came close. No amount of getting dopamine hits from gaming came close although indulging in gaming has been my favorite activity to do on this earth still since there is a lot less shame in it than fapping to porn. I don't really know how to describe it to you other than its very intense and yet also feels like you are meant to unload your sperm into vagina. It also feels a lot better than fapping because your entire penis will be properly wrapped by a females holes (that is mouth or pussy, I never fucked ass but that is another topic).

If I can somehow give you an idea of what the sensation of pussy and mouth feels like, imagine a feeling of pleasure so deep you feel like its too intense to stay in it so you feel as if you must pull back or out. Yet that is exactly what sex is. Going in and out. The normgroids will look at this and go "well duh fag" but that is because they are sex having normies. The point being there is a reason why your penis is meant to go in and out of a vagina. Its such a natural feeling that this anon isn't even all that wrong. >>84900547

I need to make one more post responding to you so...

1/2
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>>84902187
virgin brown fat hands typed this
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>>84899591
>>84902187
Anybody telling you its overrated or you don't need to have it needs to seriously just shut the fuck up. If a human being wasn't meant to have sex they would have neither a vagina or a penis. So maybe you get a hermaphrodite which has both genitals. Meaning its an anomaly of a being, a mutant for lack of a better or more sympathetic way of putting it. The best thing to tell you is to just have sex. Find a way to experience it and be done with it. If you somehow come to agree with these normgroids then whatever. So be it, you were always meant to be a retard faggot I guess idk. But I just cannot wrap my mind around retards saying it feels bad or its not good. They have to be trolling, gaslighting, or just basically bullying the incels.

My dick being inside of a tight pussy just cannot be replicated by my own hands, lube, fucking some grapefruit, etc. It actually seriously amazes me btw that guys can last long. The only reason I lasted my last time is because I took things slow otherwise I would have nutted hard and fast. Its literally tightness and wetness wrapped around your entire dick. Plus you have fleshy juicy body parts to hold on to or rub on that will make you more erect and ready to nut. In a weird sort of way it almost feels like the woman is consuming you if that makes sense. Whether she is sucking your dick or you are in her pussy it still feels this way.

However yeah it does suck having to deal with women. It does suck how difficult they make it. It does suck if you can't manage to get with a woman you are attracted to because then all of this probably feels horrifying instead or incredibly gross. So don't do it unless its with a woman you want to do it with. Is the juice worth the squeeze to you? Maybe it is, maybe its not. Either way you are going to likely have to work for it to some extent since most men do. Really hoped this helped.

>tldr
Absolutely you should have sex.

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>>84899554
What's even the point if your parents had your dick mutilated? I can't even feel anything.
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>>84902229
>Anybody telling you its overrated or you don't need to have it needs to seriously just shut the fuck up. If a human being wasn't meant to have sex they would have neither a vagina or a penis. So maybe you get a hermaphrodite which has both genitals. Meaning its an anomaly of a being, a mutant for lack of a better or more sympathetic way of putting it.
Most of them are probably on anti-depressants or other drugs
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>>84899554
Sex is both overrated and perfectly rated. If you have trash sex then it'll be whack, but if you have good sex then you will change your view of it. It won't make you crazy or take over your mind to where it is the only thing that matters but it will definitely feel good and that is an understatement
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>>84902275
I don't think its that. These normalfags are just trolling because they think its funny. They also have so much sex to the point they are probably comparing all their experiences in their minds and then coming to the realization that their best sex sessions numbers few or something like that so they then think to say like the dummies they truly are that its overrated or doesn't feel as good as people hype it to be. Yet its these very same normgroids themselves that "overrate it" right? These dumbasses contradict themselves constantly so its best to ignore them.

Also not sure what to tell you on the hermaphrodite thing. I think I explained that enough. Normies are just retarded evil pieces of fucking shit. It would be a lot better if these men just died or got killed.
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>>84899554
>Maybe it's my astrology chart or some genetics or some nonsense like that.
what?? post your chart (mars, venus, lilith)
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>>84902323
It's been a while damn. I've heard many many things about it, but never delved deep into it. I don't think my chart makes me better than anyone
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>>84902323
>>84902420
Lilith is in Scorpio, it's listed on the table
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Wow asmonkike misleading the youth big surprise
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>>84899591
only if its condomless mating press creampie sex
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the game is only worth playing if you are chad

women will open doors (and legs) for you

if you are a sub7 it's a humiliation ritual and you're expected to jestermaxx just to get a crumb of pussy
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>>84899554
I love zack, he based desu
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asmon may have been genuine at one point but he figured out his grift persona a while ago and thats all you get out of him now
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>>84901913
No they aren't. That isn't true
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how many 'no shit video games made him rich' do you need to hear until you stop applying make up?
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>>84899554
love>games>sex
I say this as a khhv
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>>84899554
Yeah this one got me to fuck off finally. He has been being a hypocrite lately but saying shit like this is just wild. He 100% bangs egirl models regularly and his big china trip is just a front for sex tourism, why do you think hes getting his teeth and hair replaced first?

To then sit there and try to act like a "one of us" incel is borderline evil.
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>>84902229
It must suck to worship pussy this much, because the energy & feelings you get from fucking could be transposed & put towards much higher things like the worship of God or building up a community. Monks are celibate for a reason
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>>84899554
>It took me long long years to finally have sex, but when I finally started, it was and it's still the best thing in the world.
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>>84899554
I am 38 and have had a lot of sex in my life. I am married and had another serious 5 year relationship before this. I will say this right now. I would rather jerk off then go play games with the boys than waste time doing foreplay then fucking women. Its a waste a time. A good gooning session can feel just as good as busting in pussy.
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>>84899554
Fat women don't count. Youre still a virgin
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i'm a 36 yo virgin and sometimes i get ashamed about it, but then i see some of the most self proclaimed sexually active people and i never see them as better than me, i just find it sad how they think it makes them winners, especially when it's political streamers talking about it, cool you're a former highschool dork who fucks a lot now, i don't care
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>>84899554
He's based for that one. Sure sex is nice but then you have to deal with a woman after. Video games are always fun.
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The juice isn't worth the squeeze unless you're a CHAD and they act towards you like an Indian sex pest does towards women, like in the Chadfishing experiments
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>>84899591
Way better bro. It's not even comparable. Especially when it's with someone you care about.
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>>84903907
>Especially when its with someone you care about.
>>84899635
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>>84899554
I didn't have sex until 26 due to extreme poverty beyond my control and now I just can't be aroused by it because my mind has essentially blocked it off. Now I am a retired after the military and just couldn't care about women. I only care about education and gaming.



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