Ingerland didn't score any fackin goals edition
What the fack mate
Na nite ziggehSee u in morning pal x
did the lose then?
what does a tie mean in football mongery? Do they get to play another game?
>>84899911no. they have been banned from football.alrernatively/IRL, we play some other country on the 27th (forgot their name). that determines whether we make it to the final 32, then 16, then 8, etc. goes off points so a draw = 1 point. could be worse x
anyways i said i was off to sleepgood night friends xgood luck nightguard x
>>84899859an for muh teaam avin ketchup sammich wif pilchardsand it is a sammich wif pilchardslakaseh
you wouldn't like me when I'm ang leelnaoooo
>>84900022watching a bit of Stew, am ya?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtFJ1HT3gto
>>84899903Draw. Might as well have had.
Nu breadinghamInnitX
Page 8 uh oh breadington!
Just ripped some skin off the roof of my mouth eating some sports mixtures wtf
sucking on a deano xx
Not a comfy feel having long hair. All sweaty at the back of my neck right now. Hating this 88% humidity.
Last post for the night guard here. Goodnight.
Just woke up it Wednesday
>>84901873Go back to bed *kicks you in the groin*
>Gf coming over for a couple days starting todayMakes the heatberg bearable, don't it X
>>84901909No way you have a gf. Mental.
Fackin ell cant we swap our darkies for their darkies
Pop that bussy
Chika's sweaty stinky bussy pressed against my face
I'll pop you like Adderall
>>84902422Yank go away
This country mogged us hard last night de lads. Still not recovered from it.
Deanos nose up my bottom x
>>84902545Why are you up so early lad?
Massive headache this morning after heavy tramadol use yesterday. It painful x
>>84902564Sorry to hear that matey
>>84902545They mogged are darkies not right
>>84901909>she thinks staying away while the footy is on will stop the inevitable Carling Detoothing
What the fuck, why have they got seatbelts on the bus?Fucking woke shit.
>>84902622Too poor to drive? Loser
>>84902622I think some of them do if they double as a coach
>HMRC owes you 474.60
>>84902631Work won't pay me a per diem for petrol, but will for public transport and I've figured out a way to grift ten quid off them each morning. Not taking my car is making me more money lad.>>84902647This one ain't a coach, it's a regular double decker.
>>84902651Is 474.60 a lot of money for you?
>>84902651I got mine yesterday, they owed me 30 quid. Yours seems a little better than mine, enjoy.>>84902688>>84902631Shut the fuck up boremong :)
>>84902688At the moment it is relatively. I used to earn about that a day but I'm very crazy so I haven't been in that career for about a year. The tax owed is from a couple of months I did in a warehouse before Christmas>>84902694Thanks lad, enjoy yours too
>>84902694You dont like my posts?
Deano lining up to take a penalty except the ball is his cock and the goal is my gaped batty crease x
Mine was 1094 quid. It was fucking LUSH to open that letter let me tell you oh aye x
hell on earth out here lads xx
Adebayo and Deano taking it in turns on me x
'My filters' in uBlock Origin:boards.4chan.org##.n-puVery helpful
>>84902910doesnt make sense that u have this but still see my posts
>>84902622Cool pattern I wonder why they've made them like that just for a bus
>>84902898Yeah because of nonces like you
Not sure what all the fuss is about desu
Addicted to caffine so need a coffee in the morning, now im boiling already :/
Might get the paddling pool out and have a little sit in it later on if it keeps heating up
Still not going to wear shorts because I'm not gay x
>>84902928all of the deaths are from people dying from cold shock when plunging into lakesthe warning should really be advice for swimming
Still not going to work because I'm not cattle x
Garn drown my sorrows at the wokkle bank I think x
not rite what they did to our kane
awful, awful i say
Morning lads first throw of the day hope you are all well rested and keeping cool
>Try QUEER on Wordle>success.png>Take a girthy cock in my anus in solidarityFootball is for posing wannabes who are desperate to fit in
Found out 2 days ago that Elon Musk is a TRILLIONAIRE. wtf?
Very tempted to have a throw with the camel gen 1s
Nobody needs a trillion. Kill the rich.
>>84903091he's monopolising space with spacx and starlink
>>84903081>>84903093Morning mate you've been away a bit. Is that a different set of darts in the first pic?, I swear you have a different set each time you post.
>>84903099What is there even in space though
>>84903109orbits, if you want a satellite in the sky for communication or science you need an orbit and musk is taking them all up with starlink
>>84903106It is a new-ish set but it is all the same grip where I need it, I will post a pic in a bit of the new ones up close.
>>84903098Nobody needs free housing disguised as a mortgage, kill the homeowners.
>>84903116I dont have anybody to talk to anyway
>>84903137who should own the homes
>>84903098What do we do with their trillions?
>>84903149The poor.
>>84903151Give it to the pensioners
at the air conditioned office now it like a freezer in here x
Deano checking out 40 but the dart is his willy and the double twenty is my bum hole x
>>84903161i'd rather be in my sweaty boxroom than suffer office wenches
Don't want to play vidya because the GPU will warm up and it's too hot already
>>84903153But then they wouldnt be poor anymore. Theyd be rich homeowners and we would have to kill them again
>>84903170Not really, they wouldn't have accumilated wealth through asset ownership as free housing through the mortgage period.They'd still be poor.
how i feel rn desu senpai
>>84903182>They'd still be poor.What if theyd sell the home?
>>84903156>10 million cruises to the bahamas booked in one day, tesla and spacex go bankrupt, we sit on earth babysitting women and minorities for another century
I am blessed to be WFH, so I don't have to navigate office politics so much, and I don't have to endure my coworkers and their office personalities. Arse lickers, back stabbers, the lazy trying to pass their work onto you. I do miss air conditioning in summer and it's harder to remember that feel of finishing work and winding down on your way home. That feel of "at last, I'm free". Stay cool and keep hydrated, lads. It's going to be another toasty hot day.
Dirty nonce alert
>>84903227Why did you feel the need to attach this noncey picture to your post?
>>84903233Why did you feel the need to address my post other than to gain my attention?
avatar use on 4chan? against the rules unfortunately
>>84903227have a great day lad x
hey fags, it's timequit dragging your feet
Annoyed as fuck with my fren, he msgs this morning, "off to Blackpool for the day, could you pop up and check the dog?" I ring back and say this heat is making things worse for me, going faint blahblah. He says oh ok, he'll be right the doors open. I'm thinking ok, but how much water has he got? He's a big lad, so will drink loads.I'm livid, but also I'm going up to make sure Pedro is ok.
>>84903240So you won't answer then, LOL.
>>84903253You too, mate. I have next week off, the weather forecast is still good so I pumped for it. Taking time off in winter is nice but I do less and go nowhere. Have you booked any time off for summer this year or already had some?Would you mind if I saved this gif? I hope your day goes well!>>84902898
>>84903266Why do you feel I have to answer you? Do you think you're that important?
Angry avatar time lmao
>>84903273>Why do you feel I have to answer you? Do you think you're that important?>>84903240>Why did you feel the need to address my post other than to gain my attention?Ok big man, which one is it?
>>84903273It's a different guy that replied
>>84903222They don't own it, it's not their asset to sell.
Deano hitting a six but the cricket bat is his big willy and the ball is my bum x
>>84903227>>84903240>>84903269>>84903273We don't want nonces here.You're a nonce. Simple as.
>>84903282Those are mutually exclusive, lad.
i feel very limited by who i am which is a problem as i cant be anyone else
Knock knockWho's thereThe bank, you owe 5 quid on yer mortgage, so we're taking OUR home back, you have 20 seconds to throw your sprog out of the upstairs window before the bull dozer starts up.
>>84903287Can they rent it out?
>>84903295the bank would rather you kept paying even if its under the agreed amount, they only reposess when you've been underpaying for a while
>>84903285I never implied it was one or more posters. And even if I did, why would the question change?
>>84903297No, they have to stay poor but housed.
HHL renting out his arse
>>84903300Knock knockWho's there?Mr serious.
Another Lollybobs melty. Heat is really getting to him!
>>84903315Two days on the spin LUSH x
>>84903269have a lovely week off, any nice plans? no holiday for me yet but i need one >Would you mind if I saved this gif? all yours mate x
Are you aware of just how unfunny you are, or do you seriously believe you're funny?You just come off as desperate and cringe.
He's talking about himself lmao
>>84903328Youre a nonce freak. Kys
>>84903324I'm going on a little camping trip for 5 days. The plan is to spend a day working on my bike and then 5 days camping and then spend 2 days off when I get home. Have you made plans for holidays, or are you just going to use them as and when?
>>84903333Nice numbers. Why is it that you never have anything to talk about? Do you think other people think you're boring IRL?
>>84903353Give it a rest you rotten bacon.
>>84903358Why don't you have anything to talk about?
every window on the street is open, its a burglars delight
>>84903308i am mr. chucklelacking and i hand out my lead balloons
lollers taking a battering, sad to see
Me? A Sparkfrog...? I gave that up a week ago de lid. Left a twisted wake of broken wagies in my path de lid. Not lying de lid, I kind of regret it, bashed in a whole deal of lids who probably just wanted to scrape a crust for their families de lid. Then again, the fresh crunch when you pop their jaw with a classic frog spark-out... it.. .it's not right.
>>84903365What is your preferred topic, noncing?
>>84903398You? An unfunny bastard...?
Me and Deano playing tennis x
>>84903406You were never funny in school, so why do you try to be funny on /britfeel/?You were never the school bully or even tough in school, so why do you try to be funny on /britfeel/?You were never the smartest in class, so why do you try to be funny on /britfeel/?Why do you feel you still need to compensate for this now you're a grown man?
Full blown lollybobs meltdown x
robert gray is in my toilet, number 2 is now risky bushiness, one bad spin'o the wheel and im poopin' backwards. ya hate to see it
Fucked that up did I hahaha
>>84903413>Why do you feel I have to answer you? Do you think you're that important?Which one big man?
>>84903347sounds lush, on your own? would love to do something like that one day.wanted to travel for a while, maybe go japan, sadly i'm broke so maybe next year x
>call him a nonce >get a replyevery single time
>>84903418So melted I fucked up my copy pasta. And you never noticed, thicko.
Like I give a fuck about some shite copypasta you mong kek
>>84903428He's not rattled though! And he as nonce filtered!
Lollers on the ropes it great to see
The anon that said to try openttd the other day I appreciate you
>>84903423It's just with a bunch of other bikers I know from a biker pub I frequent. I know most of them, so it will be relaxing. I got my passport, so I'm looking to go away next year, or I might chuck in a winter week away somewhere warm. Japan sounds ace, but for me it would have to be in a little village I couldn't take a big city. Do you have anywhere in mind in Japan?
Ok, time to venture out. Let the dog saving mission commence.*urghs*
>>84903478Take some photos lad, pu a wet towel over him, he'll love that.
>>84903493Will do, but might put a cool towel on the floor. Take a drawer of food out of my mates freezer (his BPD fiance has a drawer of vegan food and she's a bellend, so I know which drawer is coming out) and pop some towels in. That last bit is a joke, she is a bellend, but I'm not.
Dont like the World Cup or Euros lads. The media always hype it up to get people watching with >oooh it might be our year! Kane is so good! Tuchel is so smart! Then we pathetically draw with a barely functioning developing county and everyone in the world laughs. Fucking shit tbqh. Wish the media would just kill the hype. Also, you have Scottish cunts and Russian and Chinese bots constantly spreading misinformation about history and England fans to ignorant foreigners. Shit about how bad English hooligans are despite the fact that English hooliganism died like fucking 30 years ago. It is not really a thing now. So you end up with a media that hypes us up to ludicrous and unrealistic expectations and foreigners who all hate us due to the stupid hype and the misinformation campaigns. Just fucking depressing. Hate it.
>>84903541The social media anglophobia sorta ruining the World Cup experience tbqh. Dont really want to get excited about now.
>>84903541I'm looking forward to the Euros over here. Going to be so many issues with England hosting games, England shirts everywhere, English flags, it will be brilliant seeing if councils will try to ban the English flag being flown, there'll be so many angry lefties, screaming at children who are wearing a football shirt or waving a flag.It's going to be brilliant.
Me? Just want sex
>>84903541ghana is a decent team
>>84903541The played the match like is was a regular premier match, do fuck all for 80 minutes until the BACS payment for the match has hit their accounts, then put in effort for the last 10, i'm fucking sick of those footballer cunts.
>>84903568>Just want sex*bums you*
>>84903562If the Greens get in (most popular party by far with women 18-24) they might well try to change the English flag saying it is offensive and anachronistic. Wild how a whole chunk of the country actively are opposed to it. A country cannot really function like that tbqh I think.
What are the plans for lunch? I'm not a fan of bloaty meals in the hot weather and I'm sick of having chicken wraps.
^nobody here likes you nonce freak fuck off
just really awful
>>84903541the rest of the world notices English football fans for the scum they are and that is LUSH x
>>849036171 smash burger on brown bread and some ketchup ontop
>>84903647Working class English people have a specific culture to them. Centuries of informal segregation of the classes have bred a working and underclass of white English people that are low IQ, low attention span but low inhibition. English middle class is higher IQ but immensely self conscious and high inhibition. The class structure confuses foreigners who cannot see it.
>>84903707This. Working class English people are high test but low IQ as fuck orcs. Middle class English people are high IQ but weak and conformist. Upper class are just demonic and self interested.
>>84903617Cheese, ham, pickle relish, salad, all in a sandwich and a coffee
Calling all loyalists to the wokkle bank this instant x
morning friends. i am now on that surveygrind. WFH classic Lollers style! (hi Lollers, hope you're not melting TOO badly today, bike thing sounds fun)this app is blatantly doing that thing where they start out giving you 60p or something, now i'm getting 2-3p per survey. just need to make it to a fiver, then find a fiver cashpoint.hard work, but someone's got to do it x
Already have an advance on my UC, paid 400 of the 800 back already, can't get an advance now until i pay the rest of it back :/ No AC unit for me, fascists!
>>84903681You know what? That's not a half bad idea. I have burgers but no buns. I could cut up the burger into strips and have them and salad in a wrap. Add a little bit of chilli mayo and we're done. Thanks! >>84903716Ohhh, pickle relish sounds tasty. Homemade or out of the shop? Please give me the name if it's from a shop. >coffeeIn this weather, you absolute mad man!
>>84903737https://www.aldi.co.uk/product/bramwells-sweet-pickle-000000000000335912Finest Bramwells.
Dear neighbour, how the fuck can you be drilling and sawing in this weather?!
Four days AFF now, knackered
>>84903723The room I have set up as my office doesn't get the sun until around 5-6PM in the height of summer, so I'm doing alright there.Sorry I didn't join IRC last night, if you expected me. I got caught up chatting, went for my walk, watched an episode of Mr Robot and watched the match. How much do you have to earn on that app before you can cash out and do you get taxed on it? >>84903745You're the man! Aldi is my preferred shop, with it being the closest and cheapest. How does that compare to Branston?
Me? Gooning to lil tays verified of pics
>>84903766>pickleSweeter slightly, smaller firmer chunks, keeps its stability in the fridge longer than Branston, slightly more hydrophobic (but for butter /marg) the sauce is less jelly-like than branston. It's a good alternative imo.
Lollers is a nonce. He has to take meds to control his kid-shagging urges. He pretends here to be a nice friendly guy but make no mistake. Given the chance he would fuck a child.
Kinell just clocked the time. I've been running around Factorio since half 8 just exploring the map lmao. Such a cozy game even if you're not doing any building.
>>84903745Bramwells do a cracking salad cream
>>84903786That was some review. You might have missed your calling in life. Thanks, I shall be buying! On another note, have any of you lads watched this? It looks worth a viewing. >Small Prophetshttps://www.imdb.com/title/tt38504111/
>>84903766>The room I have set up as my office doesn't get the sun until around 5-6PM in the height of summer, so I'm doing alright there.c o m f y .>Sorry I didn't join IRC last night, if you expected me.nah no worries lad was just lurking anyway. glad you got yourself out, WE SHOULD ALL GET OUT (we all know this)>How much do you have to earn on that app before you can cash out and do you get taxed on it? 3 quid but then i couldn't get it as cash, don't want to risk using card.and yeah don't tell the DWaPus, but i'm worried they'll look at my bank statements like>oh you said you had no income, but what's this 8.34? do you have a secret job?I JUST WANT FOOD AGAIN (before the 9th, PIP day)do you go to Aldi in-person? luv their middle aisles of random stuff, you get some mad things.
>>84903827>don't want to risk using card.>>84903827>and yeah don't tell the DWaPus, but i'm worried they'll look at my bank statements likeI had this idea, daft as it sounds, that in the future those apps connect to your phone's online banking accounts and will notify the DWP/HMRC that you have additional earnings and you get taxed on them. >luv their middle aisles of random stuffIt's the only thing that gets me excited about food shopping. Having a look through what they have and what reasons I can come up with for buying stuff I don't really need hahaha.
install TikTok and run it for 5 mins? then i get a quid? i can do that, survey app.hope you don't mind if i just chill on this screen for 360 seconds x
>>84903493Found my mate's cooling tower, pedro's living the life now.
>>84903873I have that same fan. I have a couple of 2 litre bottles of water in the freezer that I stand behind the fan to act as air conditioning. It doesn't last long but you get some relief.
sweating nonce
>>84903861>I had this idea, daft as it sounds, that in the future those apps connect to your phone's online banking accounts and will notify the DWP/HMRC that you have additional earnings and you get taxed on them. it's one of those things that's so technically possible, it always just feels like a few decades off. like how every supermarket has a database of products, everyone pays with cards, it's all connected to the internet. policies are an issue, but you COULD program it so it goes>you're a scrounger, you cannot buy the item VODKA.zoomers already use their card for everything, their bank statements are 20x longer than in the good old days (not 'i drew out a tenner' but 'i spent 3.75 at Greggs then 28.50 at Primark').what's considered normal is shifting. and AS A LIBERAL (British sense) i feel like you should be able to just spend money, in your own personal/private life. companies and high earners should still pay tax.when they first rolled out UC, i had to explain to the two women (who tbf didn't know the system yet) that 20 quid was from a friend so i could buy food. weird stuff, like as a wage-earner you don't have to consider these things (you can just go to Aldi). don't mean this negatively: cherish it Lollers mate.
>>84903873Love to see happy doggies, well done you're a good lad
Gimmie gimmie gimmie a Ghanaian after midnight x
>>84903458sounds like fun mate, more fun when you've got someone to share you experiences with i reckon would love to do a south to north trip in japan me, lots to see x
>>84903905It's quite good. I just sit there and take it, just being hot sat there going RRRAAAARRR, like our ancestors did. >>84903925My mate gives him bacon butties, bread and all, so I'll treat him to a sausage and egg mcmuffin when I make 2 for me. He'll love that, but also will hate waiting for it to cool down, and I might not give him the egg, but also might as it helps with the meal, and he should get to experience it all.
>>84903921Yeah, I get you. Maybe this is a chat for #truth. I just wonder if COVID has helped this along, we now use cards and phone banking apps to pay more than money. How long before we are totally cashless? In theory, we only have to wait until Gen X and Millenials have passed on to make the small push to go cashless. I don't understand why you haven't had a decision yet on your UC. Have you asked for an update?
phwoar its fuckin hot as shit outsidemeal deal then straight back to the air conditioned office x
Talking to himself all day it lush
Noooooo I forgot muh weed tub. That's a massive problem, game changer type of problem.
>>84903808I have some of that, meat to get some tuna, i have sweetcorn but don't fancy mercury.
>>84903873Well done lad, i bet he's glad that you saved him :D
Wantu boys are back in town https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prv3wl3X9O4
Ok, taxi down and back from mine it is. My mate gave me some cash, so not costing me, even with getting a taxi back to mine later, and going to get 4 beers methinks (I'll buy them).
>>84903975>How long before we are totally cashless? In theory, we only have to wait until Gen X and Millenials have passed on to make the small push to go cashless. does seem all Star-Trek-y, like of course we'd get there eventually!but we didn't think about the whole data aspect. how naive we were.>I don't understand why you haven't had a decision yet on your UC. Have you asked for an update?so the tl;dr according to everyone is they're also likely to be backed up, they don't have to respond to deadlines from the courts or suffer consequences like us mortals.still just>The DWP must reply by 21 May 2026.>The DWP have not replied.k.bloody TikTok thing didn't work either, maybe because of how i've set my weird Xiaomi phone up. i DID run the app for 5 mins, even signed up and scrolled. didn't count, would you understand why?
>>84903955I've done a camping trip with most of them before. They are a good laugh, there are a couple of stoners, so some of the campfire chats get a bit daft, haha. >would love to do a south to north trip in japan me, lots to see xWould you hire transport or use public transport? >>84903969Pedro is in for a good time all round by the sounds of it. Are you at your mate's for long?>>84903997Kin 'ell, you're giving me the feels. Walking to and from the shop on your lunch and seeing all the totty in summer dresses.
>okay me, keep ur posts short, some /britfeel/ lads say several lines is 2long4read.THAT (>>84904077) WAS ME TRYING
GTAVI conformed 80 dollars for standard, and 100 dollars for ultimate (which seems scummy as it locks in-game shops behind a paywall). I assume this means 80 quid here? Mental. Watch me buy it day one, though.
>>84904077Wales has the largest % of cash carrying people in the UK, i vaugely recall it's like 56% or something use cash, survey is now a couple of years old though.fuck me it's humid.
Just had 6 SLICES of spam on 2 muffins oh it was lush let me tell you. https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag?feature=shared
>>84904101I think preorders start tomorrow we will find out then.
>>84904086Nah only here till 5ish, bit annoying to know I'll be raging without weed so I'm back en route to mine (return journey) so can have a spliff when I get back to my mates (couldn't find my wallet for ages just before I set off, so that got me annoyed, and the heat added to it, and was frustrated anyway due to energy supplier bollocks). Spliff, food, spliff and chill, might not bother with beer as too much of a fuss to fanny about and get it.
>>84904033Warra tune lid
Me? Drinking a hot coffee to keep cool.
>>84904109Wales is the most pointless country ever we should just cull everybody who lives there and turn the place into a massive national park/nature reserve
Today, the weather, the women, corr.
>>84904109BASED WALES>>84904182WASTE, FAILS
impossible to think in this heat, reckon thats why all these african countries are underdeveloped
>>84904077Do you still have access to your online UC? Can you leave them a message? I don't imagine speaking to some UC call centre drone will get you anywhere. >>84904091That was concise for you, desu, mate. And not a chore to read. >>84904144Woah, you're properly active today, mate. You'll be ready for bed early. I downloaded >Virtual Surfinghttps://store.playstation.com/en-us/product/UP5463-CUSA28411_00-5140967651370294/And >The Catch: Carp & Coarse Fishinghttps://store.playstation.com/en-gb/product/EP2866-CUSA19174_00-CATCHCARPCOARSE1/Have you ever played a virtual fishing game? I'm looking for a nice chill game for when my head is up my arse, haha.
pwhaor pleghmy cough innit
Me and Deano playing snooker but the cue is his erect penis and the ball is my gaped arse and that is how it should be x
>>84904221Yeah too active, but it'll be reet. Food going to be cooking soon, then I'm taking pedro's fan for a couple of hours and chilling.
>>84904221>Do you still have access to your online UC? Can you leave them a message? access, yes. post, no. it turns read-only when they close it.>That was concise for you, desu, mate. And not a chore to read. lmao cracked up at this. like a backhanded compliment. i'll take it, thanks very much wor lad x>I'm looking for a nice chill game for when my head is up my arse, haha.Alba: A Wildlife Adventure
>>84904221Forgot, I've played 1 fishing game, it was ok but also meh. See if there's a game called from dust on playstation, it's a cool game, and different to others, but do need to think. Have you got my friend pedro ( game, not picrel) yet?
>>84904309It can be concise and blunt, it is never my intention to be hurtful, so if you ever feel that way, know that I'm not being nasty and I will apologise if, on reflection, I have come across that way. Ummm, OK, give UC a call and dictate a message to them to leave on your journal. You can check they have since you have read only. >Alba: A Wildlife AdventureSweet, man. I can always rely on /britfeel/ lads for recommendations. >>84904312Completed My Friend Pedro, it was you who put me onto it a few years ago. I loved the game dynamics and the changing mechanism behind each level. From Dust is a type of game I have never played, so I'm going to give this a whirl. Thanks.
>>84904373>It can be concise and bluntI can be concise and bluntBefore I get mongboy'd or if I were confusing.
Just told UC im going abroad, weird follow up question on the page "Tell us more about your trip"Like nigga what? price of tickets, where i'm staying, slags names i'll be plapping???? weird open ended question tbqfh....
>>84904373>>84904401nah tone's all clear lad. you don't strike me as a nasty person.some Chika-esque cattiness but tbqh my thought then becomes>Lollers man pls just leave the trollers aloneLollers man, pls just leave the trollers alone>give UC a call and dictate a message to them to leave on your journal.as you say i don't think a call centre will get me anywhere. like i do get the system and if there's a 'meta' i trust a social prescriber more. don't have dosh for e.g. a solicitor.
Lollers has sexual feelings towards children.
>>84904373I keep going back to from dust, but never completed it, just fun to play.Bit annoyed with my mate, no bowls, shitty frying pan, but
>>84904516No he doesn't, but you do.
>>84904427were you the lad who was asking about this a couple of weeks ago?didn't it turn out to be 28 days you can just go abroad, no questions asked? or do you still have to inform them?2.57 quid from these surveys now, and i'm worried that'll shoot me in the foot later.>what's that income?>from doing surveys.>oh, so you work?or is it covered by that 'selling on eBay' type exception they brought in?
Done. Mine on the left, the dog's on the right, cooling more while i eat mine (worried about the hot egg).
>>84904547No that wasn't me. It says on the dwp site that you have to inform them of ANY trips outside the UK or it's counted as benefit fraud.The page is fairly simple, reason for trip, date leaving, date returning and destination. You'd think that would be enough but apparently not.
i wonder if my old flatmate ever got his wish and raped a woman or had sex with a young teenage girl. he could just admit these wrong'un desires because he was from an Arab royal family, he had no concept of consequences. anyone who wasn't doing even but a mere Master's degree was stupid and beneath him. yet he also couldn't fry an egg or clean or a toilet because he previously had actual servants who did that for him.i jelly? maybe.i scared? i sure was. his dad was tortured to death (very messed up, and the only thing he ever showed a glimmer of emotion about).
>>84904540Lollers admitted he's attracted to children to a psychiatrist, but he'd totally never act on it (the lolicon images are just a coincidence)
Deanos willy after his hard days graft selling insurance in the call centre, yummy yummy x
At this point the depression has just morphed into anhedonia. Boredom and emptiness. Dunno if that is better, really.
Wonder how Jamie Varley is getting on in the heat. I imagine prisons are particularly toasty.
Why is diesel so expensive?Because the straight whorse lose?Has that got something to do with the football?I dont understand
>>84904635I dont remember that.
Time to bang the oven on for dinner, balti chicken pie, chips and peas.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/69653043/#69653792https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/69653043/#69653840GRIM
>>84904503>dfttro.jpg>Lollers man, pls just leave the trollers aloneMessages read and understood. It's too easy anyway. >as you say i don't think a call centre will get me anywhereIt looks like one of very few options, the other is just waiting. If you don't like talking on the phone, you can ask a mate to do the talking for you. You prolly have to give verbal permission. Don't suffer, man. One small action is all it could take. >>84904533From Dust not available on the PS4. I'm getting On The Road Truck sim and The Long Dark survival sim. Leaving dirty bowls is a bit off but understandable if he were in a rush. I have this worn, ratty frying pan that is awesome for omelettes. >>84904585Lucky dog is Pedro. Enjoy your muffers, mate. You have earned them!
>>84904782Vile noncey beast
Wonky, do you have a source for online magazines? Pirated/ripped type. Therapy Today, the UK one I'm after. Just one edition desu.
Its obvious that lollers overly nice act is a part of his persona because he wants to appear as innocuous as possible so that he can be more successful as a nonce
Nonce therapy
>>84904670convince yourself it's your brain doing what SSRIs would do.the quality is different, but maybe it is better to be a robot. >>84904782>Don't suffer, man. One small action is all it could take. thanks i do earnestly appreciate this stuff.but brass tacks it's a horrible catch-22. i can't get my ADHD meds because i can't go into my GP surgery but i DID talk to them on the phone yesterday, referral to a social prescriber, presumably she'll ring me.she knows her stuff, she got me food years ago (from a still-church-y but slightly-better place than the Foodbank-brand foodbanks) (not knocking church itself but it's similar to Post Office queues, iykyk).up to 2.73 quid on the surveys now, 27p more and that's enough to cash out and get it in my bank, corrr.
Having a jar now
>>84904820i HAD a source for these in real IRL life! (not sure about digitally) but i suppose my BACP membership has lapsed by now. o well.you could check Library Genesis and Anna's Archive? or follow that R*ddit lifehack that does the rounds:>you can just email the author, and ask.i can confirm this. then they always start talking to you about their article. it's comfy.
>>84904865He's your archetypal narcissistic sycophant. Saccarine sweet to his mates with a nasty streak a mile long should you upset him. Nasty and dangerous, the typical wolf in sheeps clothing.
>>84904942Sounds essentially the same as a modern satanist.
A half cast Deano is right up my street xx
if you're comfy saying what article it is, and it's an edition i have, i'm happy to scan it for you ladbut yeah just confirmed: can no longer log in. and tbqh even if i could figure out how to grab the PDF, i don't know how to scrub them (check the Share Thread on /tg/ this is a whole thing: they have to send PDFs off to the MuTools Magicians)
>>84904916I appreciate your thoughts and efforts, and I only went and found it. I thought I would have needed a sub or to have a BACP membership. >The big issue: The end of trusthttps://www.bacp.co.uk/bacp-journals/therapy-today/2026/articles-march/the-big-issue/
>>84904782The long dark is a great game. There's 1 I'm going to get when I get home called atomfall.Not dirty bowls, no bowls, 1 massive 1 and snarf's old bowl. Spliff time again, and attack my frens freezer on an ice pop raid. And treating his neighbours to some choosing.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CYUPlEht0os
Roasting in my boxroom
>>84904990Lies, this is your house.https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/geneve-switzerland/the-chateau-de-choully-a-jewel-of-geneva-s-heritage-17826055
>>84902919It makes it more difficult to write your tag on and hides up stains more. Thought everyone knew this.
>>84904962I was slow off the mark to catch both replies. Thanks for all you did to help me find it! >>84904979>>84904989>The long dark is a great game.Go 'ed, mate. The short YT clips I watched look promising.>atomfallIIRC, Chika played or plays this. He might give you some tips if he drops in. I had a look at this on YT and nah, it's not my cuppa tea at all. Pedro will miss you after being spoilt all day.
ohh i see, so just because i haven't 'paid' for 'my subscription', i can no longer read your magazine??? bloody PC gone mad.>>84904979>>84905039cor, nice work lad! yeah there's sometimes interesting bits in there. i'll give this a read myself later on x
>>84905016this sounds like one of those things where you've either just fabricated something mundanely plausible (you eat spiders in your sleep, you guys!)ORit's totally true.
>>84905082Not him but, things were just better back then, comfyish seats, plus just tag the back of the seat in front of you.
>>84905058>bloody PC gone mad.hahaha!That article caught my eye, there was another that I didn't get to read and I'd like that too, so I'll do more looking. >Poety Therapy. I love me a bit of poetry, I do.
'the reason London buses are red is so they don't blend into their surroundings: red-brick houses were banned by the City of London under the Construction Act 1897'if someone said that to you, you'd think'yeah, that COULD be true, and i don't know either way'and then you'd move on with your life.
>>84905103i offer you this therapeutic puzzle, Lollers friend. there IS a solution. perhaps i worded it poorly, but you get the idea (hopefully).everyone else take a crack at it, too! if Mr >>84903089 can spoil today's Wordle, then he should be able to solve this x
I wish all of you could find a loving Deano like I have xx
>>84905126Actually it's an old medieval bylaw from 1435, just before the tudors came over, something to do with escaped bulls in trafalgar square, they were painted red and used to coax the bulls into a safe place, and the law never changed.
>>84905145My guess is multiple. I followed the rules, only a word, no digits.
>>84905153nice try lad, but i see your little trap. bulls aren't ACTUALLY enraged by the colour red: it's just the matadors yelling at them and calling them mean names.
>>84905173Nope, deboonked, turns out that explanation was given by a matador in disguise, and they actually just love winding bulls up and calling them mean names.
>>84905160you know what, i accept this.didn't want to write a huge list of rules but this is some good outside-the-box thinking that follows the instructions and solves the puzzle in a different way.some of the GCHQ ones, even when you solved it, it was like>yeah but that doesn't make sense and/or fit your own rules(that bloody chicken one, man...)
>>84905200Are they still trying to find out why it crossed the road?
Do you reckon it is sexy to young women if a man has a criminal record? Might change my tinder profile to say I just got out of prison and currently on probation. Currently looking to fuck.
>>84905214Some do like a bad boy. Change your profile pic to a jacked xl pitty as well, or even somebody of your shape and height wearing a balaclava with the dog on a lead.
Too hot to play video games in my boxroom I might have to retreat to the living room for a while
>>84905231You dragging the PC desk in there to play?
>>84905230Dot even show ya face. Just wear a balaclava and Russian criminal tattoos and say you want to fuck with a balaclava on.
>>84905209sorry if this is giving this one away to any lads but your post is why the answer is along the lines it is *winkwink*i now get Lollers' hints in hindsight. and i've only just their website explains the answer. which makes even less sense.okay, it's an anagram or you 'write it in a grid' as they claim. but how does CHICKEN then 'complete the sequence'? completing the sequence usually means like '1, 2, 3, 4,...' the next one is '5'.
>>84905238No can't be bothered I'll just sit in darkness with the curtains closed and the fan on it's cooler down there I think it's 26 degrees in my room right now
>>84905257Id say cheetah, working out is, all other things have 7 letters, so I picked an animal with 7 letters and cheetah is also made up of letters used in those 3 other bits of the sentence.Is chicken the answer? There's not even a k in those other bits. Nah it's bollocks, and these are the idiots meant to be defending the country?
MI6, pfft more like MIthickaspigshit.
Makes sense why the nonces would be obsessed with GCHQ stuff.
So many fucking men are closet nonces tbqh. Most probably if you include attracted to under 16. As a woman I think a lot us know this but we all pretend that is not true.This is why I am a lesbian.
Just wanna kiss it
Just wanna kick it
forsooth, that lady has a john thomas...
Gimmick stealer is back
>>84905351f you can choose to be be a lesbian and date 16+ (exclusively) ladies, why can you not simply choose to exclusively date non-nonce men? something you want to tell us, nona......?also most PEOPLE are monogamous. any nonce dated is a child saved x
Quick spliff, check snarf's spot for weeds, then back home.
One Deano taking my behind and one Deano taking my front x
Snarf sweltering in the 100c heat of hell.
Having a siesta to sleep off some of the heat
fuck me, that was a grim sentence/phrase to read.hope you're doing okay, >>84905456 lad
>>84905456Little fella hot even on the beer?
AAAAHH NOBODY TELL HIM
>>84905456couple of wags in for catberg?
>>84905456Toilet paper on the table for wanking later kek
>>84905145>i offer you this therapeutic puzzle, Lollers friend. there IS a solution.Thank you for the puzzle, mate. I will spoiler the answer. Thirty One
>>84905467Nah cats are divine creatures. >>84905482Yeah I'm good me, snarf was a great little cat, proper free spirit, 95%feral but chose to hang around. I smile every time I think of her anon, nothing grim about it.>>84905485>>84905519I'm drinking, i stole my mates fiance's last beer, that image was from ages ago. No bags for me, not much of a fan.
>>84905544No, at the time there was no kitchen roll.
>>84905555whoa, nice 5s.as for the puzzle, you are completely close.
>>84905456Right in my feels. There will never be any moar adventures of Snarf posts and new pictures of her. RIP in peace sweet lady cat.
>>84905606Fuck me. I'm a spactic. Sorry. Thirty Six
>>84905606Not lollers, but i said multiple as my answer, I cant spoiler on my phone, but I think 30. There's 21 without the words twenty one, and that has 9 letters. 20 actual letters plus the word letters which would add another letter(s) to the question, then 9 letters in twenty one.
Welper beating the heat by inserting an ice lolly made out of the finest premium XO grade Bantu cum up his arsehole and popping on a frozen nappy.
>>84905641that is completely and utterly correct!i see what happened, bahaha. good job though, pal <3
>>84905679XO = Extra extra LUSH
>>84905685Thanks for hosting the /britfeel/ puzzle club.
Welper spread eagle airing out the cock cage in his weppa wig paddling pool out the back of wunderlands most decrepit HMO x
>>84905655but then you're altering the length by changing the word. which you've already realised, but then it happens AGAIN with your NEW word.you have fallen right into my tricky trap, multiplelad!
>>84905631She's off adventuring with the big man now, endless doing what she wants with nothing holding her back.
>XOwe back on the emo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJnnNZWB2Xw
>>84905747It's only changing the definition kind of, the question asks how many letters, and there is one word that says letters, so in some messed up way that should be counted. Also 1 could technically be the answer, as there is only the one word that says letters in that sentence.Not being mean hopefully, just a spot o lateral finking.
>>84905747In one calculation I counted a hyphen and realised that mistake and then ballsed up on my first answer anyway. We live and learn..>>84905765Pain free, forever young and doing her own thing. I like to think of her like this.
Sliding Deanos Cumberland sausage between my bread rolls x
>>84905790nah lad i get you, i think Lollers understood the intent but i legitimately liked 'multiple' because it's true. some proper blue-sky thinking, that.but i reckon it's quantifiable/objective how many letters there are. i was also sneaky because e.g. 'seventy-eight' is meant to be hyphenated innit, so there's no tomfoolery with 'characters' vs 'letters', and i can EVEN say 'it's one word'.but you've got the idea, there's no bullshite like >How many letters are in this sentence?>HAHA YOU FOOL, IT'S 12: T-H-I-S S-E-N-T-E-N-C-E! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT!no mindfudgery. just pure letters + numbers x
>>84905817>>84905850damn we are in sync today(and/or we just think similarly, plus i am a slower reader/poster when i haven't eaten)maybe some day i'll come around to you lads with your JavaScripts. don't think i haven't noticed that '[ ] Auto' refresh option on the default page.
Why do Americans like the Scots far more than they like the English?
>>84905892Because they're LARPers who always want to act like they're the underdog when in actuality they probably have more English or German heritage. Also Braveheart, which was an Australian director awkwardly affixing American revolutionary sentiment to an event from British history.
>>84905835Deanos creamy brown sauce on them rolls lid
>>84905904I'm pretty sure they're just more likable than English people
>>84905892Is you're referencing the world cup, you probably aren't, but they've just not had to experience how shite the scots are because they never get about to many world cups do they? whereas we're at most of them.
>>84905926Historically Celtic vs Rangers hooligans were more insane and violent and bigoted than any team in England.
>>84905892You'll never hear a lard say they're english but they'll claim to be welsh, scottish, and or irish, of which they're not any.
How the fuck is it even possible to be this fucking hot
>>84905942I bet the Jews said this in Germany.
Told my fucking Apu to not open the window but the fucking idiot went against my wishes. He fucking melted on the spot when he lifted it up; he just liquified in seconds.
>>84905747I was overthinking it too much towards the end there.
>>84905926Americans don't even know English people *or* Scottish people. If anything, Northern English are more fun than Scots. Scots are always pissy and uptight about perceived sleights.
No point in summer without a girlfriend
Welper getting golden shower after golden shower in an effort to keep cool x
>>84905935The bars in Boston where Scottish fans were beloved now have a 10pm curfew because English guys are drinking there now and being complete assholes
>>84906015Are you a yank?
>>84906015probably them from that London, innit?
no rite what rockstar do with gta 6
>>84905942I'm not even that hot, desu.I think years of sat inside gaming as a fat boy who never opened his windows incase bugs got in, immunised me.
>>84906021I'm from AZ, so yanks to me are New Yorkers
>>84906046So you're a forren?
what happened to feel street
>>84906070We grew up and realised its gay af
>>84905941remember watching Karen Gillan from Dr Who on Conan O'Brien. she was talking about how she's Scottish, because she is, he was responding about how he's Irish, which he isn't.it's so strange that only (?) Americans do this. i wouldn't go over to Sweden and say "hi, i'm Norwegian" just because i fancy being Norwegian.
>>84906089your gay af
>>84906070It's free from drivel if you filter correctly. Me? posting drivel.
>>84906044How did you deal with damp and humidity if you bad your windows closed all the time. Very Blad-coded post this.
so through serendipity, the multicoloured socks i bought a few years ago just so happened to colour-match the waistbands on the multipack of Pringle boxer shorts i own.yesterday i was DISTRAUGHT that my blue socks had a hole in them. but guess what else has a hole in it? that's right: my blue waistband undies.into the rubbish they all go (and that is LUSH)
Garn lads get lined up for a go on this batty oh aye it's all on for free and it's going to be LUSH x
>>84906139i didn't want to say anything, but i've noticed some VERY pleasant posts and good-natured jokes ITT.i've suspected Blad's presence all afternoon tbqh.
Imagine shagging a woman like that. Must be almost like a religious experience
>>84906259Do people really look at a photo like this and not immediately realise it's been edited to hell and back?
>>84905892Easy lad. English are cunts. Scots are sound. Simple as.
>>84906284Doesnt looked edited at all imo
>>84906290Hips have been widened and waist has been narrowed. Plain as sliced bread.
Scots are seethie af. Constantly trying to leave the yookay, whilst taking gibs. We're kind and tolerate em.
>>84906182>i've suspected Blad's presence all afternoon tbqh.I hope it is him, I enjoy his obsession with games. We share having an obsessive trait and he's a thoughtful chap. I'm glad to have his Discord and a way to contact other lads should 4chan get blocked in the UK. For selfish reasons, they fascinate me, what a bunch of misfits and I wouldn't change a thing about them/you.
You're a disgusting nonce lad
>>84906336Don't like Discord at all. Doesn't sit right with me that there are a bunch of personalities talking privately. In fact, it riles me right up!
I need a loyalist in my arse right NOW xx
>>84906323Hmm dont see that at all
>>84906336>I hope it is himsame.you're right that lads aren't as good at detecting 'personalities' 'off avatar' as they think. was pure lollin' at a troller the other day going off at a random lad talking about his holiday, because he attached a cat pic. poor angry fella had to quickly course correct to 'uhh...well...YOU'RE bad, too!'i just think there are just other Blad-esque lads here, all warm and jolly. i deffos mistake posts for his all the time. i worry about Discord going all smug and cliquey, but yeah idk, maybe the non-seethers ought to swap info or something.that said, i would always say 'make the board better' rather than 'everyone run elsewhere'. one very dedicated anon could entirely ruin, say, /diy/, if they had it in for /diy/.
>>84906364Yer an unwashed lefty.
>>84906385We will find you anyway, no matter what other shit hole message board or forum you end up on lad.
Me? Captain discord, hit me up on deez nuts#6969
>We will find you anyway, no matter what other shit hole message board or forum you end up on lad.DON'T DO IT LOLLERSDON'T HACK THE PLANET
>>84906117I'm pretty sure I have more of a claim to Irish heritage than most Irish Americans(I've also actually been to Ireland and met Irish people), and yet they perceive a narrative where I'm their oppressor, because I identify as English. It's all very silly.
>>84906182Not sure which one Blad is, tbf
Corr, might get a jamaican passport den man finner go pon dat island an cut a rug ya ear mi?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPQ3o14ksaMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW2MmuA1nI4
Don't know if Americans understand the degree to which Britain and Ireland is a very small place collectively, and people travel. You will literally just grow up knowing people who speak in Irish, Welsh or Scottish accents, and having names like O'Sullivan or Morgan, and you barely even notice.
Me and Deano getting freaky watching high school musical 2 x
>>84906504Blad is the one who likes his Nintendo games, especially Nintendo 64.dunno if any of yous are /vr/ (or maybe it was /v/) lads, but there was a thread about an auction (similar to picrel) yesterday or the day before. i'm trying to find it again.troll/bait shite, along the lines of>Americans will really pay $20k for the worst console games library in existence.but i want to find it again, because the pictures of the collection were damn cool.
Speaking of nintendo, need to get a tv from muh mum's and hook my snes up, got james pond the other month, or even potentially a year or more ago as my memory is fugged at times.I get feels from this. First ime funny, but then going through it, and can hear the anguish in his voice and the anger, and got to say it is mad when it happens. I was proper raging today about where's muh wallet!?!?!?!?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwOetzsIwDM
>>84906651retro snobs are right wallies about the N64.They always have to do their little routine where they pretend Ocarina of Time is bad, and the Sega Saturn was a FAR superior console, actually..Yeah, alright m8. If you was a kid in 97, you'd definitely rather be playing Nights: Into Dreams, a slightly shonky port of House of the Dead, and that one sidescroller with the ninja. Yeah, sure man. They aint just saying that now because it makes them seem underground and cool.
N64 Mario Party gave me a friction burn.
Me? Not going to make a joke about anon putting N64 mario party cart up his bum without lube.
>>84906729>their little routine where they pretend Ocarina of Time is badshall we get this started, lad?look, it's not ABYSMAL. i do think it's bullshit how you have to sit around and wait through cutscenes. exploring takes forever. the graphics haven't 'aged well', but fine. the music is top notch. the control scheme is godawful, the puzzles are wank. i feel in a constant state of irritation playing it.i emulated A Link to the Past AFTERWARDS as an OLDER kid and it is more 'arcadey' and fun, while still being open like the first Zelda. i wish they'd just managed that in 3D tbdesu.
I can't stop getting bummed by youFeel man-love coming through youDeano with you beside meHold on, heaven guide me.Gaped hole spells bumseshCan't hold out much longer'Cos gaped hole means bumseshCan't hold out am getting bummedhttps://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OU8_bpTBqU
anyone fancy an argument about how nobody in Britain owned a Nintendo or Super Nintendo?
>>84906462I don't understand that mentality desu. If you have that much energy to be a POS online, why not use it to improve where you post or improve yourself? Unless they are perfect and perfectly deluded?You have better observational skills than me, I can't spot blad. The odd time maybe.>>84906493>DON'T HACK THE PLANETJust you try and stop me hahahaWoah no anime 'avatar'.
>>84906908I've just never found any of that to be a legitimate complaint. Who even skips cutscenes? the narrative and cinematic aspects are part of the appeal. I also don't really like ALTTP because I played the gameboy ones first, and I think they're better.
>>84906967I owned a Megajoy 3, what I got from a dodgy market. Lots of fun times with that. Bit of Adventure island. bit of Gradius. Mint.
Noncendo
I can respect Blad for owning old games. Same way I respect Lollers for being a Kanna fan, and for DVDlad being a Diagnosis Murder fan.
>>84906986s'pose some people are just destructive rather than constructive. there's plenty to be justly angry about, if that's your poison. channel it into something useful. or hell, into art: lots of great art is redirected passion.'i'll get cross at the anime man today' just feels like a waste. and this is coming from me, a top wastrel.>Mr. Robotthis any good so far? my main worry = is it 'cringe', or did they do their research?it's a programme about hackers, i think it's fair to have standards higher thanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
Lollers is attracted to children.
Ratmong the Rape
>>84907062Can't wait till we see him on a nonce sting.
>>84907078Would be epic, a feel street classic for sure.
>>84907057>or hell, into art: lots of great art is redirected passion.Fucking hell, what happened there, you didn't go into a diatribe about how /britfeel/ needs more art, more drawfags and OC. Are you feeling OK mate? hahaha just joking. I wish I had watched Mr Robot when it first came out, but I didn't because I expected cringe, just like you. Give 2 episodes a viewing and if you're not hooked, then it isn't for you. Let me know, man.
Are we watching the canada game?
>we>BRITfeeldon't involve us please, thanks.
lately ive beenive been thinking
Beer+bennies day+weed+childish nature=picrelWoohoo, but also, fuck that was 40 quid. You are right though, they will look sweet as in muh cool card binder.
read that as 'Rape' (but with the French 'e' that i can't type in ASCII)sat here giggling away, like it's some mad Zorro character. >>84907088>you didn't go into a diatribe about how /britfeel/ needs more art, more drawfags and OC.oh god you're right*! i must be sick or something.* just like i am 8-) >I wish I had watched Mr Robot when it first came out, but I didn't because I expected cringe, just like you. Give 2 episodes a viewing and if you're not hooked, then it isn't for you. Let me know, man.fair enough, i remember /tv/ was pretty into it. which yeah, says a lot about anything to do with the internet/technology.shall give it those 2 episodes. cheers marra x
>>84907125I hopeI hope youI hope you are thinking of sticking around.
>>84907139norlax
>>84907147will stick around for now
Nappy rash is full scale hhl style and it pongs lush x
>its still 30 degrees celcius
arse on my face
>>84907160You need to wait till at least mid july, as I assume you'll be quite eager to see muh new pidgey cards, and any good pics I get at the upcoming super collectorfest 2026 that I'll be intending.I'm not this much of a dick usually, just trying to cheer you up, or make you cringe and think yeah you know what things could be worse
>>84907209*attending
Never even had an arse on my face
*informs the apus that welon wusk is no longer a trillionaire*
Just when I funked I was out, they were like nuh GET BACK HERE.Songnotrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9BLMNn0PrQ
NEET protip:to save on washing up a bowl, eat your jalapenos out of the same tupperware you used to drain them.
>>84907240bit of a shit arc that, weren't it?
Imagine a girl doing a shit in ye bog
>>84907240why can't he just print more money to SAY he's a trillionaire?
Neighbours are getting some choons tonight.Feels like Friday desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFcsz1fJwf8
clogged the bog
>CHVRCHES - Bury It ft. Hayley Williams >ft. Hayley WilliamsufookinWOT
>>84907331Brilliant isn't it.Notice no question mark?, cause it's a statement.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI2XuIOW3gM
>>84907045>Diagnosis Murder fan.Never watched this. I shall poke DVDlad for a review, Barry Norman style.
>>84907209you are good lad anon
thank fuck it's only 31C now.
Gimme gimmie gimmie a Deano after midnight x
>>84907343>Notice no question mark?i did.this is like that Crystal Castles song where, depending on which version of the album you have, it's either shit or it's got Robert Smith.
Me? Yeah I'd get a sex doll, but it's a bit too warm. Maybe in august.
i use my sex doll for cold, passionless sex.perfect in this weather x
>>84907378And then you (skip past the elevator music and) remember https://soundcloud.com/taylorchra/kept-a-secret exists
You lids go on about sex dolls, I've actually got a fleshlight and I've posted ITT before. I'm just better.
>>84907413The horse fanny one?Weird if true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzx26hNWRl4>CHVRCHES - Such Great Heights (From "Tell Me Lies (Season 3)")dunno what the programme is, doesn't matter.but why isn't this...better? ;__;it's like when that lassie memed Weezer into covering 'Africa' by Toto.>yep, that's Weezer covering 'Africa' by Toto.
Bit of the ole schroedingers sex doll going on here lads, I simultaneously hope I did and did not bookmark a segz doll I'd seen.
>>84907446No, I'm that THAT fucked up. Only a little bit.
>>84907483I'm not that fucked up, I meant.
did yous get this leaflet through your door?am i right in thinking 'it's a bloody disgrace'?
Who would you rather get nonced by, a Paki, Lollers, or HHL?
>>84907492In my area we only get deliveries mon,wed,fri, bity city too, there's just not enough financial room for more posties apparently.
How come I can come back from my fren's, get drunk and stoned, but in that time a load of icepops haven't frozen in the fridge? Boggles the mind, desu.Songnotrel, just chill. Actually kind of is as the icepops are chilled now, the useless cunts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4U_Pk3VH6Q>>84907463It's ok, I'll pretend it didn't happen, but if this was mastermind, I'd have to take your first answer, sorry.I could add more, but not here to laugh at people, and I joke often without thinking it could hurt the other anon's feelings.
>>84907492No but royal mail was sold to a Czech fella, and as we know, bnusiness is about profit. Why pay some bugger to deliver every day, when you can force them to make twice the amount of deliveries every other day for half of the cost?
Some tarts fanny on my bellend
also>scanning a Royal Mail leaflet to show /britfeel/>fannying about with scanner for tens of minutes>(trying to get it straight, do both sides, etc.)>before realising the far simpler solutionlads, i'm starting to realise i might just be a bit thick ;__;
A Swiss woman with big tits bouncing up and down when Switzerland scored the second goal oh aye x
>>84907541I also meant freezer, icepops in the fridge would never freeze.
>>84907616Imagine sticking your Toblerone in her, CORR and I mean CORR x
another day bleeds into nightfallinit
Me? Waiting on my big hunky Deano x
Rockstar selling an empty case with a download code for gta6 what a load of shit. Physical media is dying isn't it lads..
Can't wait for Sunday when the heatwave fucks off
>>84907348You've never seen it? Oh my days! It's lush. Dick van Dyke plays a doctor who often helps his son solve crimes. There's an episode where he plays like five different characters, including a woman. Essential cozy mystery-core. For fans of Murder, She Wrote.
>>84907664And on a positive side, we get to hear the birds singing away. There's a dawn chorus and evening one.Songnotrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKZIGzC_X2k
>>84907686Physical games have been dead for ages. However, boutique Blu-ray companies are doing better than ever. Arrow, Indicator, Criterion, Eureka, etc. It's a great time to be collecting!
tbfair selling empty boxes isn't that new. the original Star Wars toys were DLC.
The Sopranos being released on 4K. Not sure I'll bother upgrading. The Blu-rays already look great. Only announced for America atm anyway.
when Americans say someone's face is 'beat red' they don't mean as if he or she has been punchedthey mean like beetroots
Can't wait for the ayyyy lmaos to turn up later
shall be waiting for the VHS release of Backrooms.
>>84907797Funny looking doggo.>>84907808Watched me VHS of Hannibal not that long ago.
Anybody watching the Scotland v Brazil game?
Yeboshhhh
>>84907686not fucking rite lad not rite at all
come on lads.let's argue about this.
Get me some cock ASAP x
Fren just rings>hello guess what, are you still at mine?, that's right the trains been cancelled.Dog rescue mission is back on. Pedro will love it. Going to take mi scran up, get high and go to bed.It's fuggin 22:15+. Poor peddles.
>>84907830Absolutely lad. Buzzing. Zero hope but full excitement. It the Scotland way.
Also, I'm not thick, due to the powers of deduction and listening, I have worked out my fren got fucked, he wandered off or his gf left him, he ended up somewhere fucked, some guy found him and took him back to his and they got high all day, then he went and found his gf, and this guy is called lucky lucky and sells cocaine, nd the train is "cancelled". if it wasn't a helpless dog I'd tell him to suck muh balls.
new scotland match thread>>84908128>>84908128>>84908128
>>84908053Wasn't an old address little lad x
