>You're on a road trip with your tomboy friend>You have been friends since childhood>But the drive is long and you must sleep in a hotel room half way through>She has taken care of the room booking>When you arrive to your room you notice something shocking:>There is only one bed!>Your friend says all the twin rooms were unfortunately taken>As you try to figure out how to solve this conundrum there's a knock on the door>It's the room service>They bring a tray of strawberries, champagne and ribbed condoms>Your friend insists it's complimentary>She has a very mischievous look on her face however...What would you do?
i can imagine exactly what the type of person to make this fucking thread looks like
>>84906363As a punishment for such behavior I would not use condoms.
>>84906363>What would you do?Wake up alone in my hotel room, realise it was all a dream, then promptly proceed to kill myself.
>>84906363I would not use those condoms.
>>84906595take one to inspect, throw it out while going "this is too small anyways lol" to fuck with her
>>84906363>Tomboy>CondomsYou bought a tranny hooker didn't you anon
>>84906363For a long time I preferred long hair but recently...This style of cut - I don't know what it's called, like a pixie cut that's been allowed to grow out and layered or textured or shaped or whatever.Whatever this specific style of haircut is makes me fucking diamonds.Also there's no way in hell I'm fucking my tomboy childhood friend with condoms.She's getting creampied every single time until she's pregnant and then all through pregnancy and then after the pregnancy and so on until the end of time.
>>84906363Knowing how retarded I am I would have slept on the floor, thus ruining the entire road trip.
>>84906710Based. Tomboys are for creampies only
>>84906363>Condoms Are you a FAGGOT or something? You have a tomboy alone in a hotel with you and you are thinking about anything other than straight up raw dogging day pussy and nutting inside multiple times with or without her concent?Nigga she getting bred. End of story.
>>84906710>This style of cut - I don't know what it's calledIt's called a bixie (pixie/bob) cut.And yes, it's very fucking sexy.
>>84906784Women are never forward or clear about their intentions.When they "show interest" it's always ambiguous and it's to protect her own fragile ego.That way if she's rejected, she can cope that she was "just being friendly" and if you don't make a move it's your fault that you were "missing clear signs".>I don't get it, I looked at and smiled at a cute guy and even made a little bit of small talk, why didn't he pick up on my obvious signals that I wanted to have his babies?>is he gay or is it because I'm ugly????It's not that you're retarded, women are just terrible at flirting so it's impossible to distinguish between flirting and being nice.
>>84906387>>84906418This. The AI girlfriend slop is making me pissed off.
>>84906363we share the complimentary gifts, i get the champagne and she gets the condom. i drink the entire bottle, vomit all over myself and sleep on the floor
>>84906363i eat the strawberries (not the stems) then i sleep on the floor in the crack between the bed and the wall. bring one thick pillow down then drape a blanket over so when im on my stomach its like i am one of those youtube cavers crawling along an underground riverbed. i am autistic so i fail to pick up on her mischievous look.
Love tomboys. Fuck tomboys. Beat a tomboy's pussy into a pulp. Slam dunk a baby into a tomboy's womb. Sex with sweaty tomboys. Go camping with a tomboy. Catch a fish with a tomboy. Force a tomboy to wear girly clothes. Give tomboys headpats. Wrestle a tomboy. Lick tomboy abs. Rub tomboy feet. Kiss a tomboy goodnight. Hold hands with a tomboy. Work on cars with a tomboy. Nibble tomboy necks. Smack a tomboy on the ass. Mandatory creampies for tomboys. Tell a tomboy she looks beautiful. Hand feed tomboys dessert. Buy a tomboy flowers. Stargazing with tomboys. Raise kids with a tomboy.
>>84907205You forgot "marry a tomboy"
>>84907220You're right. I'm very sorry and I beg your forgiveness.
>>84906363Imagine her being all sweaty from the car ride.
>>84906363I want it so much. why didn't God give me a life with a tomboy
>>84907205I'm not a tomboy exactly but I need this.
>>84906363>condomsBut why?
>>84906710I found a new fetish.
>>84906363What a cruel prank to pull.
>>84908209The bixie haircut or the infinite creampies?
>yellow jihad speaketh:>glownoise in my nostril>knew immediately the cardsartin' gibbins pont clueyo>yuggashimmyshang?
>>84907297>unseasonably hot day>ac in the car is broken>windows won't roll down either>had to leave the heater and defrost on to prevent the windows from fogging up>brought lots of drinks at least>the whole car ride she's been marinating in her own sweatI need to taste her
>>84908598What about her pee?
>>84908598Shaved or unshaved pussy?
>>84908598>she started off bundled up because it was cool this morning>gradually as it got warmer she started removing layers>now she's down to just a flimsy cotton tank top>even the bra underneath was removed at some point>her tank top is so drenched in sweat it leaves nothing to the imagination>when you get to the hotel room, the first thing she does is stand in front of the ac unit and lift up her shirt>immediately her skin breaks out in goosebumps and her nipples stiffenSweaty tomboys are a menace
