He has bad numbers.The kill count is already concerning but then you have the fall.Imagine if you were a boss and 33 percent of your employees left.
>>84907911I always thought God sounds so creepy in theory just like the idea of this evil Mass murdering like all of it just if it is true it is just so creepy creepy creepy. Angels saints God death someone needs to make like a horror movie about the Christian God that would be awesome
>>84907911>did you just take one last look at your childhood home which is burning to the ground? Time to turn you into SALT!What did god mean by this?
>>84907949Satan is supposedly extremely handsome which means he could do the exact same thing and it would be edgy and hot.
>>84907949allah is just as bad, mudslime
>>84907989Well yeah the extremely handsome man rises up against the horrifyingly creepy creepy creepy fat evil old bastard with a beard that controls everything to start a revolution as one of his old and apparently best serving angel to free humanity from their lack of knowledge or whatever and only kills 10 people while this god dude goes around killing literal millions upon millions upon millions like fuck yeah that does sound awesome
>>84908002I despise the big threeChristianity Judaism Islam. All psychopathic murderous dessert gods.
>>84908002Sure but Christianity would make the cooler movie
>>84908011Women kill over a million unborn children a year in the US alone. Why did God force them to do this?
>>84908002nigga abrahamic religions worship the same god
>>84908038Why does God do nothing about it if it is so bad why does God do nothing about anything that is so bad why does God make bad things happen why is God bad if God is not bad it's God at everything and if he is not everything is he not God what is God God God God God God God God God it is so stupid you believe such a stupid thing it is so funny
>>84908072>Why bad things happen if God?whoa... I don't think anyone has ever pondered that question before. You might be onto something here.
>Dumb Jewish mythology thrust upon Europe by the failing Roman empire.I blame the barbarian kings for not dismantling Christianity when they had the chance. Could have nipped this retardation in the bud. Now we have millions of adults asking questions about why an evil Hebrew genie, who purportedly controls the entire universe, makes everything happen.
>>84908091>implying Christianity is not weaker and more subverted than it ever has been, while coincidentally everything is more fake, gay, and jewish than it ever has been
>>84908072And it would make such a cool movie
You realise Satan fooled humanity into death, right?So literally every death can be attributed to him.Obviously this chart is a joke anyway. There's no number of humans that perished in the flood, and when did satan specifically kill 10 people.Every person "dies" because they deserve to die. And whether they enter eternal life or not is up to whether they have been forgiven for the evil they've done. And whether they even care to live in paradise with a perfect holy God.Consider how much certain people hate God, yeah good luck then. Hell is locked from the inside.I feel so bad, r9k really baited me to waste time posting about something important on a porn website. What a shame.
>>84908199>God allows Satan to not only exist, but to fool people and reign over hell.I love that the Abrahamic religions make no goddamn sense.
>>84908199Every death can be attributed to Adam and Eve falling for Satan's trick.
>god damns it
>>84908244It's not your job to make sense of it. It's your job to be a good person.
>>84907964God didn't do this kike, it's a metaphor for the value of blind faith and trust in God's (or the universe/earth/nature whatever you want to call it) plan for you
>>84908260You mean like in the old testament when if your kid was being disrespectful you're supposed to have him stoned to death? Does stoning your own kid to death make you a good person?
>>84908287I'll agree with you that you shouldn't stone your children to death for being disrespectful if you agree with me that you shouldn't use abortion as birth control.
>>84908287>You mean the outdated part of the Bible that doesn't apply anymore?Yes anon, that one
Satan just wanted us to realize that having an invisible sky daddy who wants to watch us naked is a little creepy.
>>84908319My agreement depends entirely on the race/ethnicity of the baby.>>84908328The vast majority of the bible is outdated you retard.
>>84908244He doesn't "reign" over hell, so that's wrong.And yes God allows Satan to exist, why shouldn't he? Because he's evil? If God starts getting rid of evil people then neither of us would exist either.
>>84908360Correct, most of it is lessons taught in the form of parables that applied to the common way of life back then, which we can no longer relate to now. Regardless, some things are true no matter what, and the Bible has many of those things in it if you're literate enough to read it
>>84908057They claim to, but two paths are apostate.
>>84908370God could just not have evil be a thing to ever begin with. Doesn't sound like an all powerful God to me.>>84908383There's a difference between believing in the bible, God, etc. and taking the bible as a work of fiction that you can pull good from. You can pull something good from a lot of fictional works of all kinds.
>>84908429>God could just not have evil be a thing to ever begin with. Doesn't sound like an all powerful God to me.That's like saying he could just have up be a thing but not down.
>>84908429It's not fictional though? Sure there are some accounts told as fact that definitely didn't happen, but it was culturally well understood at the time that these are metaphors because "the glory of God cannot be conveyed through mere language". It's more accurate to view it as a historical text and understand all of the context around it.You are correct though, there are many sources you can draw these truths from, and so long as they are morally correct, then you're fine. I choose to draw them from the Bible purely for cultural reasons, but many Buddhist/Daoist teachings and the like will lead you to the same conclusions
>>84908429God allows people to choose. There's theories as to why, but it's bever really explained Biblically why.But we are allowed to choose to physically throw our fist at someone, or say something that's not true. He has allowed us to make a decision, and that's how it is. If you have a problem, you can talk to him when you die, about how all the bad things you did and that happened to you, it was his fault for allowing it as a possibility.
>>84908466Show which verses, chapters, etc. are metaphors and then prove it by citing God. If you can't, then your evidence are flawed humans. I know you can't prove it. "It's just a metaphor" is an excuse Christians make when they can't explain or defend parts of the bible.>>84908476>God allows people to choose.God allows infants to choose to be born with birth defects, diseases, illnesses, HIV, etc.?
>>84908511Birth defects are obviously a completely different topic.People are born with all sorts of differences. Wu'ill you complain to God you're not handsome?Your body is temporary and failing and will perish anyway it doesn't matter.Birth defects exist because it's a fallen world. All the stars are running down, we're building up more and more mutations and genetic entropy. The world is under a curse. And will pass away. That is all.
>>84908476>it's never really explained Biblically whybecause it's STUPID>gets very mad if you do something>gives you the freedom (and desire) to do it>INFINITE PUNISHMENT FOREVER, FUCK YOUThat's like putting food in front of a dog and whipping him if he eats it. It's just pointless, cruel, and profoundly stupid.Even if I found out somehow that Yahweh from the Tanakh was actually real, I still wouldn't grovel to him. He's a fucking evil retard.
>>84908511>It's just a metaphor" is an excuse Christians make when they can't explain or defend parts of the bible.Do you really think Jesus walked on water?
>>84908566You, and every atheist like you, are completely insufferable and it's no surprise to me why you're /here/. Since there's no God and no purpose to life, you should kys ASAP
>>84908557I can't complain to something that doesn't exist. I'll die and cease to exist, just like everyone else.>Birth defects exist because it's a fallen worldWhich your God allows. Either that or he's not all powerful.>>84908573Plenty of people do, just like they believe a bunch of elderly jews walked through a desert for 40 years with no food and water or some geriatric jew parted a sea. They also seem to believe in a global flood, even though at the time they had no knowledge of the entire world.
>>84908586>no purpose to lifeSays who? If you need a god to give you purpose, you're one sad person.
God doesn't exist. Why even argue with religious retards.
>>84908616It's there whether you believe in it or not kike, go back to le reddit r/atheism where you belong
>>84908566It's amazing how The whole point of Christianity is always being ignored. Jesus dying for the sins of the world, so that anyone can receive forgiveness totally through Him. Jesus says he came to save the world not condem it.We live on a floating rock and we're all going to die anyway. So what do you want? You're screwed already. God offers eternal goodness through the sacrifice of Jesus.It is uncomfortable especially in the modern world, but we aren't in control. We didn't make this universe, we didn't make the laws of reality or anything. And we will never be in charge. It's scary but you have to look at what the truth is and go with that. Jesus rose from the dead and you can investigate that on your own spiritually historical journey. God is offering life or death in the way he offers it. And I don't see it being a problem with offering eternal life through forgiveness raher than "well I guess you're good enough." I'm glad it's not that way, because what's good enough for Paradise?But if you want to hate God and love doing evil things. Why would that person be allowed to live forever? It doesn't matter what the lake of fire is. Conscious torment or non-existence, both of those might as well be the same thing. It's a removal from all of God's goodness.
>>84908644Are the jews in the room with you now? Show me on the doll where the jews touched you. Nice job outing yourself as a reddit user. I have no clue what's on there, but you clearly do.
>>84908607>>84908632If you don't believe God exists, why get so worked up about it. It's a very good point.The reality of God is easily provable.And there is no other offered alternative that is serious. The new atheist theory, in polite terms it's a desperate joke from the universe just deciding to exist in it's creative ordered way, to dust spinning itself under its own gravity to create the planets and comets filling the ocean, life started.... somehow, and then accidently through birth defects became man.I'll give you 500 million years to selectively breed sea sponges into human. It is not biologically possible.But I don't want to talk about this honestly I hate talking anything of meaning on r9k. Read the New Testament if you want for yourself or waste time on r9k.
>>84908710Not worked up about it and never said I was.>The reality of God is easily provableThen do so. Make your God show up in front of me right now. If it doesn't happen, your God doesn't exist. >atheist theoryDon't give two shits about any of that. An atheist is simply someone who lacks belief in any deity. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>84908586>you are completely insufferable>pointing out how ridiculous the fables I've been indoctrinated with counts as "insufferable"Does it?You know what I think is insufferable?Nitwits with the morality of children dictating what's right and wrong to me from a position of authority supposedly given to them by a supernatural spirit dreamed up in Mesopotamia 2700 years ago.>If Yahweh isn't real then we all have to kill ourselves. You can't exist without my wizard's love.Right, right. I'm the insufferable one here. Only your special invisible silent wizard can give life meaning through a nonsensical book written by bronze age mystics translated through 8 different languages before English (two of which have been completely forgotten by time). Also I need to beg him for forgiveness for existing in his universe as a flawed organism even though he created me.
God probably running an onlymortals dark web site for other deities only with intimate videos of every human ever. I'd imagine the billionaires have something like that, but with a live feed of everyone's cell phone cameras.
>>84908756>>84908769Like I said, God doesn't exist so why bother arguing. Might as well post anywhere else if you want an actual conversation.
>>84908650>God's goodness.What goodness? Where is it?The universe? Mostly empty space, completely inhospitable to human life.Humans? We murder each other at the rate of tens of thousands per day.The magic book? Horrible stories of war and genocide often commanded by God.Where is the goodness? Besides words in a dumb book.>looking your heart, manHippie drivel. Altruism is a part of our species because we work together as a pack/tribe to survive. It didn't come down to us in a tiny desert in a poorly written scroll kept by a big nosed mystic.
>>84908796This is the internet, there are no actual conversations.
>>84907911All evidence points to two things>god is real>he is evilPeople choose to follow whatever theistic bullshit they're comfortable with because they are blind followers by design They will never question the word of their mastersThey will fight to their last breath to tell you that their cosmic sadist is a loving being
>>84907911>God killed people in the Bible>says who?>someone narrating the BibleNigga, the Bible is not the Word of God like the Quran and the Vedas, and if it is not God telling you what happened, then it is someone else. It is someone else's distorted perception on God (Love).You atheists cannot comprehend ANY Sacred Scripture because you believe they are normal books.
>>84909403Oh, I said atheist? No, I meant you antichrists, because you are here actively attacking God. You're no atheist.
i don't think the thread makes that much of a difference anyway
>>84909412>are here actively attacking GodAnd that's a good thingThe god of this world is obviously working against the people who inhabit itIt's very obvious that "god" wants us dead or removedThe most destructive and evil people are the ones who control all the countries, companies and wealth while the ones who truly see the world for what it is are ridiculed and even persecuted Going against god is going against the driving force that is trying to erase our existence