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>wake up
>peed a little
>want some cheese
>eating some cheese now
Today was a mid day.
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The only reason I don't kill myself is to see the day you finally stop polluting this board with your garbage blogpost avatartranny threads. Throw yourself into the Baltic sea
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The cheese wasn't as good as I imagined. Buh.
>>84908095
We all need a purpose in life, I guess.
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>>84908084
>peed a little
eew what the hell dude
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>>84908408
You wouldn't love me regardless.
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ITT: One LGBT Lithuanian's eternal quest to create the most boring oversharing blog post threads in 4chan history.
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>>84908084
>wake up
>peed a little
>want some cheese
>eating some cheese now
when are you going to get out of bed?
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You niggas are just jealous you haven't got the confidence to talk about your bedwetting like he does. GANBARE AISU!
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>>84908626
You should get tested for low functioning autism. Not even trying to insult.
>>84908652
Why?
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>>84908678
>mfw the alcoholic NEET faggot calls me "low functioning"
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>regain consciousness
>flood the basement floor with urine
>body demands i consume solidified dairy
>digesting wheel of solidified dairy now
Today hasn't even begun.
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>>84908692
I mean you obsess so much. Never seen you talk about anything other than trannies. You're probably autistic and this is like a core ''sense of justice'' for you or something like that. People like that just shut off when things don't go their way.
>>84908706
Blessed life.
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I just remembered y'all are roasting down there right now. Must be the source of all the anger.
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>>84908758
I'm not autistic. Fuck you. Go piss yourself again.
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Imagine having a waifu (?) / self-insert avatar (?) character and accusing anyone else of being autistic.
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>>84909170
That's ad hominem desu, doesn't destroy his point.
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>>84908897
it could snow all the seasons and still our hearts would not give in to the warmth of love for one another.
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>>84909945
Do you piss yourself too?
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>>84910154
>didn't even try to refute me
You lost.
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>>84910176
I don't need to refute a gay little orbiter who lives to suck the limp alcoholic dicks of avatarfags.
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>>84910185
The funny thing here is that you post more on Aisu's threads than I do, lol. Don't forget to fulfill your promise and an hero one day like you said you wanna in the first post itt
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>>84910185
Poltard pls
You're his #1 orbiter at this point
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>>84910185
Remember that they removed the poster count. It's likely the unfunny OP just replying to you over and over to rile you up.
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>>84910185
>>84910203
>>84910207
>>84910214
I'm all these posters btw
heading to sleep now
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Thanks for the (You), non-white Baltictard.
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>>84910243
I'm 0.3% ashkenazi, you're an inferior goy to me y'know
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>>84910260
Forgot to witch it up
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>>84910203
That wasn't even me. >>84908626 is my first post in the thread.
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Goyim up to no good while chosen boys try to eep.
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>change the bedding
>no more pee anywhere
>Space X in the dump already
If that Persian niqqa bought, he'd find a way to blame me for it too. Such is the chosen life.
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>>84908084
>Peed a little
>Eating some cheese
Sounds way better than mid anon, cheese is supreme
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>>84908084
Why do you still have orbiters? What's your secret?
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>>84911743
It wasn't that great. People on YouTube shorts make eating cheese look way easier than it is.
>>84911766
I don't. Some niqqa raving about trannies 24/7 is just a given when you avatarfag. There's always one.
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>>84911791
Now that I think of it... Didn't you used to identify as a woman (or was it a trans woman?) when you first started avatarfagging?
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>>84911827
I'm whatever the people want me to be, bby.
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>>84911791
arent you a tranny tho?
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>>84911842
I can drink to that ;^)
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>>84911791
>24/7
You are literally a NEET and you blog every moment of your days on here.
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Slayed this girlbreakfast. It's giving hashbrown.
>>84911938
Good thinking. I will too. :3
>>84911975
I don't get you, lil bro. At least Ceb says funny things when I harass him. You's just mad all the time. I think you need a drink more than I do (not that I'd share mine, unless you can get me some of those viral buzzballz).
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>>84912180
I'm sorry about the way I am.
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>>84912436
Shhh. It's okej that you're not really sorry because of the autism. It's like getting an unknown alarm and then mashing random buttons on the control panel for you. It's fine. Anyway, I decided today is gonna be Tequila Thursday.
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I remember back in school kids would do the whole lime x salt thing with tequila cause it's supposedly so hard, but it's honestly like water to me right now.
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Official alcy rankings from years of experience:
Tequila > rum > vodka > whisky > aquavit (or anything anise) >>> gin.
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>tiktoks of Russian e-foids complaining about being bombed & no fuel etc start popping up
>most whiny narcissistic least self-aware repulsive people you could possibly imagine
I'd rather stay Virgo than bag one of those.
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>>84912982
>>84913104
why can't we stop drinking it hurts my body so much but i can't stop doing it
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>>84913319
It's a habit at some point. Like thinking ''I'll have a comfy evening or whatever, so obvs it's not complete with the addition of alcohol. It's like watching a movie and of course you'll get a snack with it.'' What are you drinking?
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Oh, I remember now, even that ''Dutch'' ho was like ''I don't know much about your people, but I heard you hate us for no reason.'' Like, bitch, you don't even speak Russian, where do you even get these opinions from. Truly incurable.
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>>84913333
yaaa makes sense it's juss beyond me at this point i can't go a single day without it juss the thought of wanting it is a constant nagging thought and everyone thinks i finally lost my mind
>What are you drinking?
i really like 4lokos bc they're strong and cheap but they tear me up bc im only 102 lbs and can tank like 3 of them before blacking out. try to stay away from liquor juss crash out everytime with that. it is really fun only drug i do but ya its just hard on the body
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>>84913392
Whelp, just got to replace it with something else, when I'm excited to hike, I don't want to drink at all, but then I overdo it (as with everything) and my legs need to heal for a week and I get bored and start drinking. Key is to never be bored, I guess.
>102 lbs
Whaa. Are you a little girl or what???
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>Himaruya is still postan
>posts Leluanian lore that I wasn't even aware of
I guess his job is kinda easy, he has endless content to pull from.
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>>84913430
ya working on it idk wat to replace it with nothing interests me besides vidya really been that way my entire life and scared to leave the house
>Whaa. Are you a little girl or what???
lmaooo im an adult but ya 5'1 so ya it just really fucks my body up but i'm not gunna drink today gunna see how long i can go can barely get out of bed. hiking sounds fun tho i just get dread the further away from the house i get and fuck summertime it's way too hot outside
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>>84913484
Whelp, you are American & smol, so can't exactly blame you for not wanting to be missing 401'd in the wild, otherwise would've recommended hiking as well cause it's relaxing, but simultaneously exhausting enough to make all the other anxieties kinda irrelevant. I stopped enjoying games long ago because the rigid structure triggers my completionist anxiety. Good on you for not drinking despite the peer pressure here, I guess, though I wouldn't feel as bad about my alcoholism if you did.
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>>84913497
ya there really isn't much to do here besides like go out to eat or get really drunk wouldn't even know where to go hiking around here i'm deep in the city idk i'll figure something out i suppose.
>I stopped enjoying games long ago because the rigid structure triggers my completionist anxiety.
wat else do u do for fun? without vidya idk wat id do all day really probably juss sleep
>Good on you for not drinking despite the peer pressure here
ty ya i literally cant today if i drink like i did yesterday my liver will pop like a balloon juss gunna sleep all day
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>>84913570
Arts & crafts maybe? America is good for that, I think. Cause you can find anything you could possibly need at Home Depot. Tends to be slightly more complicated over here.
>wat else do u do for fun?
Scroooll, try to read about whatever chud topics catch my eye, do housework, I hab a very big yard so there's always some tree to prune or rocks to rearrange. Manage some finance stuff for the family. Sleep a lot of course cause the quality of it is so bad you gotta compensate during the eternal day.
>ty ya i literally cant today if i drink like i did yesterday my liver will pop like a balloon juss gunna sleep all day
Whelp, at least you know your limits, you tiny hamster baka.
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Didn't mean to call you hampster in a mean way. eryoen hates me.
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Obvs hated & abandoned as always, so why not drink more.
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>>84914058
Maybe you should get in touch with that other LN anon who thinks everyone hates him
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>>84908084
I'm still laughing at the "we could get a young prostitute to share" stuff
You'll never even understand why
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>>84914144
No, he just has BPD and I already have Ceb.
>>84914151
That's the other schizo, not me.
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Damn, I forgore the dub was bussin too.
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>>84914187
>and I already have Ceb.
But do you?
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>>84914239
That Persian bastard is gonna come back and if he doesn't, I'll take credit for it. I mean, how pathetic can a boy be? I savor all of his suffering and feel no guilt over it.
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>>84908084
>peed a little
After all these years aisu finally goes wild and lewdposts!
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>>84914257
No, the years he goes old and incontinent more like.
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>>84914187
Yeah I thought your images weren't pedo enough this time, makes sense
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>>84914246
>That Persian bastard is gonna come back and if he doesn't, I'll take credit for it
You do sound like a bitter ex now, aisu...
Welp, hope your playmate will return someday so you don't have to interact with us meanies anymore
>>84914257
You should've been here when he was lewdposting his feet
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>>84914324
>You do sound like a bitter ex now, aisu...
I am. But also not. Like I'm not gay, but it doesn't mean I'm not lonely. But all these bastards hate me regardless, even the woman ones.
>You should've been here when he was lewdposting his feet
I ttied so hard to take a good pic of my feets in the northern fjords and that went unappreciated why even bother. At least I know Ceb feels like a brutish male in comparison now. Never expected that honestly. Never saw my femboi side until then.
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>>84914339
>But all these bastards hate me regardless, even the woman ones.
Dunno chief, I think you hate everyone except your special beepeedee friendo
>I ttied so hard to take a good pic of my feets in the northern fjords and that went unappreciated why even bother
I get it. Send a dick pic once and only got an Anteater GIF in return...
Taking all these Ls after being vulnerable stings desu...
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>>84914415
But I hate my BPD friendo as well. He is very pathetic and uintelligent and also heterophobic. Ideally, someone who would not give in to the sarcastic bulli while having a vaginer would be ideal albeit.
>I get it. Send a dick pic once and only got an Anteater GIF in return...
He calls me ugly now while knowing I am way cuter and whiter than he is. It's this denial of reality that saddens me the most.
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>>84914246
I'm not a bastard azizam
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>>84914451
You better not blame me for your poverty cause I technically, never adviced you to do anything, Mr. Aryan.
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>desorientert from tequila
>makes me pee myself again despite my best attempts
>girls will instantly hate me again obvs
Why even bother. I'll just get targeted every time anyway. Fuck you, foidbastard.
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>>84912180
Egg McMuffin so good. Hope you enjoyed it
>>84913312
Based and same
>>84913361
Kek'd
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>>84914640
>It wasn't as runny as I would've liked, but it was fine. At least the hashbrown made me feel American luxury.
>>84914640
Yeh, makes it extra funny seeing westoid autist incels wanting to wife Russian hos. They think they can change them.
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Bro shut the fuck up
You literally can't life without me
I don't want you in my life, go step on some lego
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>>84914666
But I love you. You're unique in a way. I feel like an Ahnanerbe scientist discovering that the true Aryan essence is hidden in this unassuming brown femboi.
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>peed my inontinent ahh again
Am not even that drunk!
Just heckin kill me alraeady.
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>Hurrrdurrr buy silver
I hate you with every cell in my body
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>>84914870
Never told you to buy stocks. I literaly tons of thousands in physcial silver. Dumm goy.
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Me: make 20k dollars in a month reselling silver antiques mom found.
You: spend all your goy paychecks on random Jewstocks because your BPD happened to tell you that on a given day cuz you're too scared you won't get to blogpost about your next vacation Japan/Italy to larp as rich next week
That's what separates us. Fucking idiot. Keep seething. Neever made you do anything.
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>in reality aisu is a ugyl bedwetter who has no clue about finances
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>>84914952
I am way cuter than you and also way more responsible with money even as an alcoholic. But keep blaming random, people for your own dumm decisions.
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>>84914970
Go pee a little
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>>84914987
You'll literally blame me once this tanks, as all goyim do.
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>>84909170
Waifus are fine.
t. /a/
The board allows for image posting, so there's little reason to not have a theme when you post if you like to do so. Elaina's also fun.

As to my day, we're putting our dog down today. It won't be enjoyable.
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>>84914992
You will never be as cute as ME
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>>84915030
Space X is gonna be way overinflated regardless because the world is mainly inhabited by low IQ MIGAtards such as yourself anyway.
>>84915030
I am smol and dainty. I can be chubby and I hands will still be way girlier than yours.
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>>84913392
You're an alcoholic. Unironically. Try to stop now while you still can.

>>84913484
>nothing interests me besides vidya really been that way my entire life and scared to leave the house
If you need something, try taking up art or gardening (if you have access to a yard or something).
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>>84915039
Are you sure you aren't trans?
Yea you are trans....
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>>84915121
I am not. It's not my fault that brutish foreigners try to strangle my frail physique any chance they get.
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>>84915140
You sound too gay, get help, go to rehab
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>>84915013
Sorry about your dog
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Honestly, Ceb's aggression goes to my head sometimes.. Like when he threatens me, I know he'd be able to seriously hurt me with those hard-labored arms of his. My frail pale Baltic physique would break instantly in front of his raw Aryan power.
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>>84915258
Why are you gaybaiting so hard with your yaoi fantasies
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>>84915275
>me just existing as a pale fragile boy
>OMG you're asking for it!
Wow.
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>>84915314
All I did was to ask you to leave me alone
You brought up this weird power fantasy for no reason
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>>84915331
You are funny cause you crash out and blame me for random shidd, meanwhile you spend your whole paycheck on le ebin trips to Japan to fill that hole in your heart.
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Ceb is arguably the most richest and privileged boy around here, but still feels he deserves more and blames anyone he can for not having it.
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Ceb will literally investigate a photo you post to see if the headphones you have are more expensive than his. Truth is I just buy random cheap headphones once the last pair of mine breaks, but to him, it matters more than anything.
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>>84915408
Maybe its the weede but im actually laughing the entire time
I just choose to be as annoying as possible to you
You also gave me the idea for it baka
>>84914477
Im gonna go eat my pizza noe
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>>84915495
Yeah, they all 'turn around'' until the time to actually heterosexually love me comes. Piss off, homo. I need to change my fucking bedding AGAIN. Fuck.
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>>84914665
>wife Russian hos
They are so bad omg. Way worse than western women. Almost all women on chaturbate and shit are Russian 16yo's.
>>84914870
Cardboard is the new silver which is the new gold.
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>>84915549
>They are so bad omg
I could fix one of them
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>Evapatii Kolovrat
>Peruna soldat
Everyone just lies to me.
>>84915549
Silver goods were trailing silver itself for a while, which is where the money was. I don't care now. I got enough drinking cash.
>>84915557
No, they would break you.
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>>84915557
There are too many laws that prevent you from fixing them...
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>>84915601
>>84915621
Just said it for the meme, I'm an incel
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Ceb knows I'm cute, but his ego demands he call me an ugly R*ssian.
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>>84915663
Maybe not pee your bed every day probs is a start.
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>>84915535
Maybe I should accept the fact that you are seriously mentally handicapped
So im actually in the wrong here for bullying a real retard
Sorry I guess
Go get help fr



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