>wake up>peed a little>want some cheese>eating some cheese nowToday was a mid day.
The only reason I don't kill myself is to see the day you finally stop polluting this board with your garbage blogpost avatartranny threads. Throw yourself into the Baltic sea
The cheese wasn't as good as I imagined. Buh.>>84908095We all need a purpose in life, I guess.
>>84908084>peed a littleeew what the hell dude
>>84908408You wouldn't love me regardless.
ITT: One LGBT Lithuanian's eternal quest to create the most boring oversharing blog post threads in 4chan history.
>>84908084>wake up>peed a little>want some cheese>eating some cheese nowwhen are you going to get out of bed?
You niggas are just jealous you haven't got the confidence to talk about your bedwetting like he does. GANBARE AISU!
>>84908626You should get tested for low functioning autism. Not even trying to insult.>>84908652Why?
>>84908678>mfw the alcoholic NEET faggot calls me "low functioning"
>regain consciousness>flood the basement floor with urine>body demands i consume solidified dairy>digesting wheel of solidified dairy nowToday hasn't even begun.
>>84908692I mean you obsess so much. Never seen you talk about anything other than trannies. You're probably autistic and this is like a core ''sense of justice'' for you or something like that. People like that just shut off when things don't go their way.>>84908706Blessed life.
I just remembered y'all are roasting down there right now. Must be the source of all the anger.
>>84908758I'm not autistic. Fuck you. Go piss yourself again.
Imagine having a waifu (?) / self-insert avatar (?) character and accusing anyone else of being autistic.
>>84909170That's ad hominem desu, doesn't destroy his point.
>>84908897it could snow all the seasons and still our hearts would not give in to the warmth of love for one another.
>>84909945Do you piss yourself too?
>>84910154>didn't even try to refute meYou lost.
>>84910176I don't need to refute a gay little orbiter who lives to suck the limp alcoholic dicks of avatarfags.
>>84910185The funny thing here is that you post more on Aisu's threads than I do, lol. Don't forget to fulfill your promise and an hero one day like you said you wanna in the first post itt
>>84910185Poltard plsYou're his #1 orbiter at this point
>>84910185Remember that they removed the poster count. It's likely the unfunny OP just replying to you over and over to rile you up.
>>84910185>>84910203>>84910207>>84910214I'm all these posters btwheading to sleep now
Thanks for the (You), non-white Baltictard.
>>84910243I'm 0.3% ashkenazi, you're an inferior goy to me y'know
>>84910260Forgot to witch it up
>>84910203That wasn't even me. >>84908626 is my first post in the thread.
Goyim up to no good while chosen boys try to eep.
>change the bedding>no more pee anywhere>Space X in the dump alreadyIf that Persian niqqa bought, he'd find a way to blame me for it too. Such is the chosen life.
>>84908084>Peed a little >Eating some cheeseSounds way better than mid anon, cheese is supreme
>>84908084Why do you still have orbiters? What's your secret?
>>84911743It wasn't that great. People on YouTube shorts make eating cheese look way easier than it is.>>84911766I don't. Some niqqa raving about trannies 24/7 is just a given when you avatarfag. There's always one.
>>84911791Now that I think of it... Didn't you used to identify as a woman (or was it a trans woman?) when you first started avatarfagging?
>>84911827I'm whatever the people want me to be, bby.
>>84911791arent you a tranny tho?
>>84911842I can drink to that ;^)
>>84911791>24/7You are literally a NEET and you blog every moment of your days on here.
Slayed this girlbreakfast. It's giving hashbrown.>>84911938Good thinking. I will too. :3>>84911975I don't get you, lil bro. At least Ceb says funny things when I harass him. You's just mad all the time. I think you need a drink more than I do (not that I'd share mine, unless you can get me some of those viral buzzballz).
>>84912180I'm sorry about the way I am.
>>84912436Shhh. It's okej that you're not really sorry because of the autism. It's like getting an unknown alarm and then mashing random buttons on the control panel for you. It's fine. Anyway, I decided today is gonna be Tequila Thursday.
I remember back in school kids would do the whole lime x salt thing with tequila cause it's supposedly so hard, but it's honestly like water to me right now.
Official alcy rankings from years of experience:Tequila > rum > vodka > whisky > aquavit (or anything anise) >>> gin.
>tiktoks of Russian e-foids complaining about being bombed & no fuel etc start popping up>most whiny narcissistic least self-aware repulsive people you could possibly imagineI'd rather stay Virgo than bag one of those.
>>84912982>>84913104why can't we stop drinking it hurts my body so much but i can't stop doing it
>>84913319It's a habit at some point. Like thinking ''I'll have a comfy evening or whatever, so obvs it's not complete with the addition of alcohol. It's like watching a movie and of course you'll get a snack with it.'' What are you drinking?
Oh, I remember now, even that ''Dutch'' ho was like ''I don't know much about your people, but I heard you hate us for no reason.'' Like, bitch, you don't even speak Russian, where do you even get these opinions from. Truly incurable.
>>84913333yaaa makes sense it's juss beyond me at this point i can't go a single day without it juss the thought of wanting it is a constant nagging thought and everyone thinks i finally lost my mind >What are you drinking?i really like 4lokos bc they're strong and cheap but they tear me up bc im only 102 lbs and can tank like 3 of them before blacking out. try to stay away from liquor juss crash out everytime with that. it is really fun only drug i do but ya its just hard on the body
>>84913392Whelp, just got to replace it with something else, when I'm excited to hike, I don't want to drink at all, but then I overdo it (as with everything) and my legs need to heal for a week and I get bored and start drinking. Key is to never be bored, I guess.>102 lbsWhaa. Are you a little girl or what???
>Himaruya is still postan>posts Leluanian lore that I wasn't even aware ofI guess his job is kinda easy, he has endless content to pull from.
>>84913430ya working on it idk wat to replace it with nothing interests me besides vidya really been that way my entire life and scared to leave the house >Whaa. Are you a little girl or what???lmaooo im an adult but ya 5'1 so ya it just really fucks my body up but i'm not gunna drink today gunna see how long i can go can barely get out of bed. hiking sounds fun tho i just get dread the further away from the house i get and fuck summertime it's way too hot outside
>>84913484Whelp, you are American & smol, so can't exactly blame you for not wanting to be missing 401'd in the wild, otherwise would've recommended hiking as well cause it's relaxing, but simultaneously exhausting enough to make all the other anxieties kinda irrelevant. I stopped enjoying games long ago because the rigid structure triggers my completionist anxiety. Good on you for not drinking despite the peer pressure here, I guess, though I wouldn't feel as bad about my alcoholism if you did.
>>84913497ya there really isn't much to do here besides like go out to eat or get really drunk wouldn't even know where to go hiking around here i'm deep in the city idk i'll figure something out i suppose.>I stopped enjoying games long ago because the rigid structure triggers my completionist anxiety.wat else do u do for fun? without vidya idk wat id do all day really probably juss sleep>Good on you for not drinking despite the peer pressure herety ya i literally cant today if i drink like i did yesterday my liver will pop like a balloon juss gunna sleep all day
>>84913570Arts & crafts maybe? America is good for that, I think. Cause you can find anything you could possibly need at Home Depot. Tends to be slightly more complicated over here.>wat else do u do for fun?Scroooll, try to read about whatever chud topics catch my eye, do housework, I hab a very big yard so there's always some tree to prune or rocks to rearrange. Manage some finance stuff for the family. Sleep a lot of course cause the quality of it is so bad you gotta compensate during the eternal day.>ty ya i literally cant today if i drink like i did yesterday my liver will pop like a balloon juss gunna sleep all dayWhelp, at least you know your limits, you tiny hamster baka.
Didn't mean to call you hampster in a mean way. eryoen hates me.
Obvs hated & abandoned as always, so why not drink more.
>>84914058Maybe you should get in touch with that other LN anon who thinks everyone hates him
>>84908084I'm still laughing at the "we could get a young prostitute to share" stuffYou'll never even understand why
>>84914144No, he just has BPD and I already have Ceb.>>84914151That's the other schizo, not me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75Tr8J_asgDamn, I forgore the dub was bussin too.
>>84914187>and I already have Ceb.But do you?
>>84914239That Persian bastard is gonna come back and if he doesn't, I'll take credit for it. I mean, how pathetic can a boy be? I savor all of his suffering and feel no guilt over it.
>>84908084>peed a littleAfter all these years aisu finally goes wild and lewdposts!
>>84914257No, the years he goes old and incontinent more like.
>>84914187Yeah I thought your images weren't pedo enough this time, makes sense
>>84914246>That Persian bastard is gonna come back and if he doesn't, I'll take credit for itYou do sound like a bitter ex now, aisu...Welp, hope your playmate will return someday so you don't have to interact with us meanies anymore>>84914257You should've been here when he was lewdposting his feet
>>84914324>You do sound like a bitter ex now, aisu...I am. But also not. Like I'm not gay, but it doesn't mean I'm not lonely. But all these bastards hate me regardless, even the woman ones.>You should've been here when he was lewdposting his feetI ttied so hard to take a good pic of my feets in the northern fjords and that went unappreciated why even bother. At least I know Ceb feels like a brutish male in comparison now. Never expected that honestly. Never saw my femboi side until then.
>>84914339>But all these bastards hate me regardless, even the woman ones.Dunno chief, I think you hate everyone except your special beepeedee friendo>I ttied so hard to take a good pic of my feets in the northern fjords and that went unappreciated why even botherI get it. Send a dick pic once and only got an Anteater GIF in return...Taking all these Ls after being vulnerable stings desu...
>>84914415But I hate my BPD friendo as well. He is very pathetic and uintelligent and also heterophobic. Ideally, someone who would not give in to the sarcastic bulli while having a vaginer would be ideal albeit.>I get it. Send a dick pic once and only got an Anteater GIF in return...He calls me ugly now while knowing I am way cuter and whiter than he is. It's this denial of reality that saddens me the most.
>>84914246I'm not a bastard azizam
>>84914451You better not blame me for your poverty cause I technically, never adviced you to do anything, Mr. Aryan.
>desorientert from tequila>makes me pee myself again despite my best attempts>girls will instantly hate me again obvsWhy even bother. I'll just get targeted every time anyway. Fuck you, foidbastard.
>>84912180Egg McMuffin so good. Hope you enjoyed it>>84913312Based and same>>84913361Kek'd
>>84914640>It wasn't as runny as I would've liked, but it was fine. At least the hashbrown made me feel American luxury.>>84914640Yeh, makes it extra funny seeing westoid autist incels wanting to wife Russian hos. They think they can change them.
Bro shut the fuck upYou literally can't life without meI don't want you in my life, go step on some lego
>>84914666But I love you. You're unique in a way. I feel like an Ahnanerbe scientist discovering that the true Aryan essence is hidden in this unassuming brown femboi.
>peed my inontinent ahh againAm not even that drunk!Just heckin kill me alraeady.
>Hurrrdurrr buy silverI hate you with every cell in my body
>>84914870Never told you to buy stocks. I literaly tons of thousands in physcial silver. Dumm goy.
Me: make 20k dollars in a month reselling silver antiques mom found.You: spend all your goy paychecks on random Jewstocks because your BPD happened to tell you that on a given day cuz you're too scared you won't get to blogpost about your next vacation Japan/Italy to larp as rich next weekThat's what separates us. Fucking idiot. Keep seething. Neever made you do anything.
>in reality aisu is a ugyl bedwetter who has no clue about finances
>>84914952I am way cuter than you and also way more responsible with money even as an alcoholic. But keep blaming random, people for your own dumm decisions.
>>84914970Go pee a little
>>84914987You'll literally blame me once this tanks, as all goyim do.
>>84909170Waifus are fine.t. /a/The board allows for image posting, so there's little reason to not have a theme when you post if you like to do so. Elaina's also fun.As to my day, we're putting our dog down today. It won't be enjoyable.
>>84914992You will never be as cute as ME
>>84915030Space X is gonna be way overinflated regardless because the world is mainly inhabited by low IQ MIGAtards such as yourself anyway.>>84915030I am smol and dainty. I can be chubby and I hands will still be way girlier than yours.
>>84913392You're an alcoholic. Unironically. Try to stop now while you still can.>>84913484>nothing interests me besides vidya really been that way my entire life and scared to leave the houseIf you need something, try taking up art or gardening (if you have access to a yard or something).
>>84915039Are you sure you aren't trans?Yea you are trans....
>>84915121I am not. It's not my fault that brutish foreigners try to strangle my frail physique any chance they get.
>>84915140You sound too gay, get help, go to rehab
>>84915013Sorry about your dog
Honestly, Ceb's aggression goes to my head sometimes.. Like when he threatens me, I know he'd be able to seriously hurt me with those hard-labored arms of his. My frail pale Baltic physique would break instantly in front of his raw Aryan power.
>>84915258Why are you gaybaiting so hard with your yaoi fantasies
>>84915275>me just existing as a pale fragile boy>OMG you're asking for it!Wow.
>>84915314All I did was to ask you to leave me aloneYou brought up this weird power fantasy for no reason
>>84915331You are funny cause you crash out and blame me for random shidd, meanwhile you spend your whole paycheck on le ebin trips to Japan to fill that hole in your heart.
Ceb is arguably the most richest and privileged boy around here, but still feels he deserves more and blames anyone he can for not having it.
Ceb will literally investigate a photo you post to see if the headphones you have are more expensive than his. Truth is I just buy random cheap headphones once the last pair of mine breaks, but to him, it matters more than anything.
>>84915408Maybe its the weede but im actually laughing the entire timeI just choose to be as annoying as possible to youYou also gave me the idea for it baka>>84914477Im gonna go eat my pizza noe
>>84915495Yeah, they all 'turn around'' until the time to actually heterosexually love me comes. Piss off, homo. I need to change my fucking bedding AGAIN. Fuck.
>>84914665>wife Russian hosThey are so bad omg. Way worse than western women. Almost all women on chaturbate and shit are Russian 16yo's.>>84914870Cardboard is the new silver which is the new gold.
>>84915549>They are so bad omgI could fix one of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djOBNN7C9JQ>Evapatii Kolovrat>Peruna soldatEveryone just lies to me.>>84915549Silver goods were trailing silver itself for a while, which is where the money was. I don't care now. I got enough drinking cash.>>84915557No, they would break you.
>>84915557There are too many laws that prevent you from fixing them...
>>84915601>>84915621Just said it for the meme, I'm an incel
Ceb knows I'm cute, but his ego demands he call me an ugly R*ssian.
>>84915663Maybe not pee your bed every day probs is a start.
>>84915535Maybe I should accept the fact that you are seriously mentally handicapped So im actually in the wrong here for bullying a real retard Sorry I guessGo get help fr
>they're making Medieval IIIMaybe I should get it just to exterminate chirstfags in a vijeo gaem at least.>>84915704>for bullyingLiterally never felt bullied by your kitty paw insults, Persian boy.
>>84915743Idk this whole "I pee myself" thing is just sadOr u have weird kinksGo see a doctor
>>84915687>Maybe not pee your bed every day probs is a startWhy do I feel like that advice isn't meant to me?
>>84915757Aren't you too busy losing your life savings on chudstocks to be lecturing me?>>84915769Idfk what level of incel you are. Is good advice either way.
>>84915786Did you create different levels to each type of incel? How do you define them?
>>84915812Idk. I just assume literally anything I do is incel stuff cause no one has ever liked me.
>>84915786Weede dudeI have 30g of black marker left brrrrFr go see a doctor?If not I will sus you of building up towards your diaper reveal Don't make this timeline even more weird you lil shit
>>84915837It's permanent marker, you illiterate cunt. You're just posting your fantasies. I can piss myself as much as I want cause it doesn't ruin my cuteness one bit. Keep being jelly.
>>84915825>no one has ever liked meDoesn't your mom send you money or something like that? There are people on r9k who weren't loved even by their parents.
>>84915857>I can piss myself as much as I wantPlease seek help
>>84915867My mom just doesn't want me to appear poor is all. Also I earned some of it through my business mind.>>84915888>change my bedsheets>barely reek of pee now>bakas still bringing up old shiddClassic antisemitic behavior.
>>84915966Are you saying your mom doesn't love you and just take care of you because of the appearances? Did I get it right?
>munchies for sweets>none at home>perhaps some ice cream>since we are stuck in a heat wave>kinda stuck in a shy mood>so don't wanna bother with going to the store>we ordered a ice cream machine >it was on sale>I had a amazon gift card>tfw gonna make my own ice cream sOOnI will die
I still have some watah (aka tequila) left turns out.>>84916016Uh, sure. She keeps close to hundreds of thousands in precious metals at home, but is also super paranoid of neighbors htinking we hab monies. So we live in the woods away from any prying eyes.>>84916023Ohmigosh am so glad you are toasting and roasting. I'd turn you on a spit, so you get a more even burn, boy.
>>84916055Im a boy and ur a girl
>>84916055>weDon't you live alone?
>>84916072You're a big strong boy. Am a smol weak boy.>>84916074Not right now.
>>84916090Ur a insufferable girlCunt
>>84916100How am I remotely a girl?
>>84916147Idk im just throwing things at u
>>84916090What about how you see her? Do u love ur mom? No incest bullshit, asking seriously.
>>84916172*presses my fingers into your tummy in a non-gay way*>>84916175I mean. Autistic people can be annoying when they need something done a very specific way, but otherwise prefer not to bother you.
>>84916196I don't want you to touch me.
>>84916196>I mean. Autistic people can be annoying when they need something done a very specific way, but otherwise prefer not to bother youDid you just change your brain to AI mode or what? What's the connection between what I asked and what you said?
>>84916221Yeh, I wouldn't want to touch you if you wanted me to touch you duh.>>84916238Just take your answer, niggaro.
>>84916247I don't want you to suck my dickDoes that mean you will suck my dick now???
>>84916247I will ask it again once I enter some of your threads and realize you're drunk