>>84908101
I guess being a guy would actually make me want to live

what if you don't enjoy those things

>>84908117
Why would anyone not enjoy being a badass and doing cool things and instead prefer to stay at home and wear makeup?

I would do all kinds of outdoorsy activities, cut my hair short, say that skincare and sunscreen are gay and have a homie whos been my friend for years.

>>84908132
that's the question, isn't it? Think about it for a bit.

>>84908101
Most women would be manlet subhumans. Realistically speaking.

>>84908132
Molestation in childhood and exposure to sexual material causes trannies.(And faggotry).

>>84908170
Im already tall as a woman

Hey bud, in sports being stronger than a woman doesn't matter. You have to be stronger than the men you're competing against. Women can drink and smoke and be cowgirls retard. Crack a book. Bro is giving me that women have to be one way and have xyz consumption patterns shit again in the year of our lord 2012+14 HOLY. Become the Big Nose Kate you always wanted to be.

>>84908185
>Become the Big Nose Kate you always wanted to be.
Me and you know thats not the same thing

>>84908101
Just transition bruh

>>84908101
i played sports and own a few guns but i don't make it my personality. that shit is cringe, like guys who buy a truck and become a truck guy or girls that buy one outfit and become a baddie or whatever.

>>84908101
Being a man is awesome, trannies truly are scum of the earth

>p.s. OP is a red dead foid, disregard all opinions

>>84908218
I wish I were a truck guy

>things that go bumf

>>84908101
>If I were a guy, I would do so many badass things.
You think that now, but as a guy you'd realize 90% of the time all of that "badass" stuff is just jestermaxxing so a woman might look in your direction.
And then you'll come to the realization that if you don't meet certain thresholds, no amount of badass stuff will attract a woman. So you stop trying to jestermaxx and just do what you want.

>>84908242
I don't believe you when you say that men only have hobbies because of women. No woman is going to be attracted to a guy just because he likes trucks lol

>>84908101
>>84908106
If you were a guy you'd be 5'9, be shamed for that, and constantly be clowned on
Having a foid brain means that the only man you can imagine being is a 6'2 chadlite

>>84908101
ask me how I know for a fact you have BPD

>>84908279
>If you were a guy you'd be 5'9, be shamed for that, and constantly be clowned on
Im already taller than that as a woman. Your point?

>>84908236
Literally the worst time ever to be one unless you're restoring an old one.

>>84908301
I wish I were one of those guys at old truck restoration shows, drinking beer and going "Look at my truck!"

>>84908101
No, you would be a nerdy pasty little manlet because that is how boys are raised now

>>84908320
You can come swap the tranny in my F150 if you want, I'll let you live in the third floor of my garage for free as payment.

>>84908330
>manlet
IM already tall tho

>>84908337
Tempting offer

>>84908275
well maybe not the utility of having a truck. But the super sized, tricked out Ford Raptor that's never hauled anything in its life? A guy has that because he wants to project an image. And most of the time that image is "I'm a badass have sex with me."
I mean, most things like that are about attracting sex. That's just biology, nothing wrong with that. But when things are so far removed from the practicality and utility, they become performative and fake.

>>84908101
it's not like you can't do that as a woman though?

>>84908242
>90% of the time all of that "badass" stuff is just jestermaxxing so a woman might look in your direction.
Speak for yourself faggot, some of us think about more than just women

>>84908402
Its not the same thing anon you know that

>>84908320
As a man, I too wish I had the money to restore my Tacoma so I could sit back with a beer and admire its beauty

>>84908427
You could drink a beer and admire his ugliness too

>>84908101
ill let you drink my cummies for free organic T if you want

>>84908405
OP is a dumb foid, what she thinks is "badass" is all the performative shit like pretending to a queer cowboy.
I drive a truck, I own lots of guns, I (used to) play sports. But I do things for me. And I don't make those my personality. Because when you do, subconcious or not, you are doing it for attention

>>84908540
>you are doing it for attention
this is the only motivation women are capable of having, so the OP's claim is that the attention received for being strong, having guns, and pretending to be a cowboy is more valuable than the attention received for being pretty and soft. which is true but the QUANTITY of attention is where this argument fails, 99.9% of guys Nobody gives a shit about them, their physique, their hobbies, or whatever. meanwhile almost everyone appreciates a woman just for existing. OP is imagining getting a woman-quantity and man-quality of attention, which would in fact be the best case scenario for attention gathering, but it is impossible unless you are literally a celebrity as a man.

>>84908540
Very true. She prob just wants to be arthur morgan because it's the first "healthy" male figure she's ever seen before

>>84908540
>>84908601
I don't care about attention. If I were the only person in the world, I would still choose to be a man and a cowboy

>>84908101
They're pumping estrogen into the food and water and you're surprised there are feminine men?

>>84908772
Who is doing that anon

>>84908772
Its not working for me. Should i drink more water?

>>84908101
Women really think being a man is a smile and support from other men? Kek when they find out it's all a big competition and everyone trying to step on each other

>>84908818
>big competition and everyone trying to step on each other
Just like... female friendships?

>>84908836
You can do all things listed in the op as a woman, and there will be men helping you out. If you were a man nobody would help you, and they would mock you when you eventually fail. You don't really have much to complain right now, enjoy the easy life you were given don't throw it all away

>>84908778
who NOSE?
Jokes aside, its pharmaceutical run-off, microplastics in our balls, the chemicals pumped into our food to make it last longer and the animals meatier.

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>>84908836
>female
>friendships
Kek as if

>>84908898
Women generally have deeper friendships than men hence why men tend to die alone without male friends visiting while women have support systems of other women coming to care or visit.

>>84908101
in another life i'm a 6'2 fratboy who people only refer to by last name

>>84908874
>You can do all things listed in the op as a woman
Its not the same thing anon. Stop being disingenuous

>>84908101
Ok. Congratulations. I decided to do something else with my life because I am not you and you don't have to understand my reasons, it's my life and not yours.

>>84908921
Even as a woman people call me by my last name. I told you all I was supposed to be a guy. Ugh I hate myself.

>>84908915
>Women generally have deeper friendships than men
This is the most insane cope I've ever seen

>>84908991
Every woman knows its a cope lol bitches are jealous and bad people even as your friends

>>84908949
>I will never understand femboys or trannies
>I want to be a man
Which is it foidlet?

>mycelium took to the streets of the ganges
>graveyard haunts in a pocket of snowhite'n blind
>teet of a bick long spliff
>honky tonk
>& u?

>>84909002
>>84908991
>men are such good friends they drop each other like shit when the man becomes sick or old
LMFAOOOOO

Every hospice or old home worker will confirm that women will always get more visits from people and men tend to die alone. Pro tip: the people who visit and care about women are mostly other women.

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>>84908101
Guys how do I find a cowboy gf to lasso me like a cattle tie me up and violate me while whispering sweet nothings into my ears

>>84909029
This is why you can't argue with a woman. You said women have "deeper" friendships, which is false. Now you're just arguing that they have more, which is true. You probably don't know the difference, because you've never felt the depth of a male friendship before

>>84908101
it's okay. i will never understand pooners either.
I am stronger than a woman. I don't drink but I do smoke and did my share of LARP festivals too. But ultimately I can still do those while also being closer to what I want: a sensitive femfag with a softer body.
t. gymbro to femboy/tranny pipeline

>>84908949
Alright then troon out and see for yourself sooner you will not enjoy it

>>84909055
Loyalty is one of the main signs of a deep, non-shallow friendship
Men are unloyal niggers and die alone they don't even support each other

>>84909140
You are saying this likely from your experience as a woman trying to be friends with men. You will never know what a male friendship is actually like, because they only want to be friends with you for sex kek

>>84908101
Guns don't make you badass. If anything, guns are an admission of insecurity.

That's why you can and should go buy some guns right now.

>>84909183
Just look around lil nig about men crying that they are lonely and no one cares about their mental health. Guess who women mostly depend on for their mental health? OTHER WOMEN. So the fact that men can't do it with other men and even abandon each other when it gets hard (old and sick) tells me everything I need to know.

>>84909197
>J-
Silence foid

>>84909197
men die alone because either they never found a whore they could tolerate, or their whore wife took their kids and ran.
Men don't need to see other men on their deathbeds to know we care about our bro. Men are lonely because society as a whole hates them (foids and simps who want a crumb of food pussy)

Cant believe my thread turned into gender war. Can we talk about how cool cowboys are?

>>84909633
Cowboys don't exist anymore nona...

>>84908181
But you're not tall for a man

>>84909633
You mean fictional cowboys or actual cowboys, who are people who shovel cowshit and herd them around grass all day in economically difficult circumstances

>>84909689
>economically difficult circumstances
Nothin cooler than that right there I tell you what

>>84909671
I'm 5'10 anon. If I had more testosterone growing up Id be as tall as my dad

>>84908420
If you actually just want to do the thing, it pretty nearly is. Men like women. Men like doing cool shit. Men are all primed to like doing cool shit with women, except many will introduce drama or are just larping their 'interest' or will ruin the vibe by demanding special consideration or not being willing to do the crazy or silly or messy thing everybody else is. If you're genuinely willing to play like a boy, we don't mind you also being weak and cute.

>>84909729
>we don't mind you also being weak and cute
So you agree that doing those hobbies as a woman will never be the same as a men

>>84909716
You're average, ie short in the eyes of women.

>>84909772
>>If I had more testosterone growing up

>>84909561
>I care so much about my bro that I let him die alone and don't take care of his physical or emotional needs.
moid logic

>>84909778
Well if every sub 8 male on this board had better genes or was taller they could be Chad too. But we aren't, and you aren't.

>>84909806
What do you think they're husbands or something? We'll see each other in the afterlife it's all good

>>84908338
You're 5'11", which women consider short for men. The new standard is 6'2" and will probably be 6'4" by 2028.

>>84909859
As a woman, I know this is wrong. 6' is enough for most girls who like tall men. I'd be 6' with more testosterone and some height-boosting shoes and I'd look so badass and masculine. Maybe in another life.

>>84909895
You can put on height boosting shoes and be tall as fuck in this life. You can go to sports games in this life. You can go to festivals in this life.

Honestly, it sounds like all this is a cope. You hold yourself back in this life out of cowardice, and you use "things would be different in another life" as your rationalization to justify that cowardice.

But hey, you're in good company. Here on /r9k/ you're among friends who are exactly the same.

>>84909895
Just say you wanna tranny and be done with it foidlet

>>84909938
>You can put on height boosting shoes and be tall as fuck in this life. You can go to sports games in this life. You can go to festivals in this life.
Its just not the same

>>84909742
You can have our fun with us. You can get the stories and the experiences and the respect and the friends. If you can't, either your group sucks or they're not calling you out on your girl nonsense because they don't believe you actually want that. The former is surmountable by finding a different group, the latter by calling them out when they give you a pass they shouldn't and just not asking or accepting special treatment that isn't a real need. There are girls that are cool like that. I have known some. I remember back in Boy Scouts being absolutely shocked when a lady that regularly volunteered with our troop slipped and fell in the mud, got (literally) half-covered in it, and *didn't pop back up laughing at herself like any of us would have.* She had navigated dude-ing so effortlessly to that point that it hadn't occurred to a single one of us that she would be bothered. When she stood up again and started to cry instead, and thought we were laughing at her like bullies instead of brothers, we all felt very cruel, even though we were all following the golden rule. We had, in all the ways that mattered to her sharing our fun, forgotten she was a girl. Also, being weak seriously isn't that isolating or disqualifying. There's a weakest guy in every group, and many guys continue to have guy fun with other guys long after they get life-changing injuries that mean they can't do all the things. We understand when you fail because you're weak, just as long as you continue to try to play hard anyway.

>>84909957
>Its just not the same
So how's your life going so far? Surely with all these masculine-coded fun times you're declining, you're doing really great with all sorts of feminine-coded fun times instead, right?

>>84909895
>Height boosting shoes
Lol that's not how it works. Also weren't you saying you're 5'8, but 5'10 if you used lifts?

>>84909895
I have literally seen 6'2" men called short. Foids are circlejerking yourselves into la-la land over this shit until the bare minimum really will be an 8' tall quintillionaire that people here meme about.

>>84910182
I think that a cosmic irony that OP, a woman, is being subjected to the treatment of women.

>>84910182
>I have literally seen 6'2" men called short.
No one has ever called me short.

>>84908101
>if i were a guy
you wouldn't be chad, and thus unwanted

>>84910234
Dont care about being a chad

>>84909197
So you want to become a man and die alone too?

>>84910254
then why do you care about being taller?

>>84908101
>pretend to be a cavalier or a cowboy.

What's your opinion on corporal punishment?

>>84908101
>sports and guns
you'd be mid at sports
videogames are more fun because you can shoot people in videogames.
>drink and smoke
thats bad for your health, genius.

>pretend to be a cavalier or a cowboy.
It's hot outside. And I find this offensive. Our ancestors didn't kill all those injuns just so you could play dressup. My culture is not your costume.

>>84908101
If you were a man the testosterone would make you also more intelligent which would turn you away from your impulsive needs like doing some sports and shooting gun and make you want greater things like creating something that would change the world and/or a family that would pass down your bloodline for the future of mankind but the state of the world currently would crush your dreams and make you depressed like the rest of us.

>>84908196
Why not? Seriously. I agree with you that stereotypical foid existence sounds lame as fuck but no one is stopping you from taking risk and living and exciting life that the average guy does. Are you a pussy or something? The kind of sow that's afraid to go outside at night? In any case you'd never make it anyways, especially not as a guy.

im 6' tall, fit, and white, i have wear cowboy boots, grew up on a farm, drink, dip, know how to ride horses, shoot guns, hunt, fish, hate niggers, and i descend from one of the most prominent slave owning english aristocrats in the united states colonies. life is good for me.

>>84908101
>I will never understand femboys and trannies
>is a closeted tranny