Do you guys think this is a good plan?>go to a bar>approach a woman>talk to her in schizobabble that I've developed after spending years on /x/>may take a few tries, but eventually meet a girl who falls in love with me instantly from it>she becomes my forever gf
>>84909360>talk to her in schizobabble that I've developed after spending years on /x/Anon I...
>>84909360do whatever you want, might be surprised by the results. life is mostly random regardless.
>hey succubus>i won't drink the corn syrup no matter how rippen you fling me>so what do you say, should we go submit to the demiurge and make more pain slaves or what?
>>84909360Extremely low chance of landing the type of girl you want that way, but if you keep doing it for a while you might get lucky.
>>84909360>Approach a womanI think anything after this step leads to success anon
>>84909360No plan other than God's is good. What you can do is to put some effort in what you want.
>>84909360>>may take a few tries, but eventually meet a girl who falls in love with me instantly from itThis will never ever happen in that scenario. Ever. You can try a few times but it will never work. You will only humiliate yourself.
>>84909374>Anon I...You what?>>84909523>This will never ever happen in that scenarioWhy is that?
>>84909523I think it's a good idea and that women love schizos
>>84909360If you still think what you say is schizo, then you're not there yet.
>>84909591No one wants to hear about that shit.
>>84910202Damn that girl is pretty
>>84909360Can you practice with me? I'm not a girl btw what is your opinion on saturn?
>>84910202I think you may be right>>84910208Souka>>84910212Not even hot girls?>>84910233>what is your opinion on saturnEvil and gay, mostly gay. Venus, the Moon, and Jupiter are cool though
>>84910255>Evil and gay, mostly gay. Venus, the Moon, and Jupiter are cool thoughNot even gonna bring up occult Saturn worship? Def nowhere near schizo yet anon
>>84910271I don't feel like going too deep into that in this thread. tl;dr yhvh is a desert demon who feeds on foreskins
>>84909360so your idea is to be yourself until someone likes you. groundbreaking.
>>84909360i think this is a bad idea anon!!
women want to he entertained, so yeah why not. could be fun for her. you could probably hook her by talking about astrology. Many women have surface knowledge of astrology and you could probably blow her mind if you've read the almagest or tetrabiblios
>>84910344>so your idea is to be yourself until someone likes youIdk. Idk what myself is>>84910773Why?>>84910967Not a bad idea. Never got too into astrology, but it's never too late to start
>>84910311I dunno your passion is kind of lacking I miss the lithiuanian schizo anon
>>84911840I miss fish anon, the only real schizo I've encountered on this board
>>84911840As I have made clear earlier, I wish not to make this thread into a schizobabble thread, as I wish this thread to just be about the method of picking up women. Any genuine schizobabble here will come across as performative, because it would be performative. You wanna see me at my fullest, check out the nobody generals and don't be a faggot about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlHp9CMAuzo
I oughtta do it. the question is when
