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foids, why wont you give me a chance?

pros:
>white
>8/10 face with attractive green eyes, full lips, good jawline
>long, nice hair I keep well maintained, perfectly intact hair line
>professional visual artist, can also play instruments
>very good at making conversation and making foids laugh, good social skills unlike most incels
>girthy 7" cock that every foid who's had it tells me is the perfect size, good at making women cum

cons:
>34 years old
>5'7"
>not obese but have a tummy
>make enough to survive but not well off or even close to rich
>depressed and self hating but its only because foids dont want me

well, what the fuck is wrong with me?! what is the mortal sin? why am I not good enough for ANYONE since I left college?
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>>84909381
id be scared youd leave me for a man
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>>84909473
once again, OP is effortlessly felted
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I am very similar to you OP, trust me when I say you should just get into hard drugs instead, life will get much better. I recommend amphetamines+weed+opiates/kratom, with the occasional lsd/mushroom trip.
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>>84909381
Seems like you dont go out much since youre depressed and self loathing. Dude, there is quite litteraly nothing wrong with you. Only thing I might say you should add is working out and getting bigger, having a tummy is just fine, just get some muscle on you.

Youre quite litteraly like picrel and I can assure you that alot of women would like you. Only thing is that it's hard to make new friends or relationships at your age because our society is just closeted like that.
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>>84909666
I am working on losing weight and getting some muscle

but Im 99% sure even if I stick with it Ill just be a gymcel. Women can smell the stink of desperation and loneliness on me even when I try to hide it as best I can. And like that other anon said, I have feminine aspects so they immediately assume Im gay so its double over for me.
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>>84909589
You have no idea how much of a loser you sound like
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>>84909473
A funny foid, I never thought I'd live to see the day
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>>84909381
>pros
>>>long hair
Who is going to tell him?
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>long hair
Disgusting, it's a tranny
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Hookup threads belong on >>>/soc/
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>>84909381
>>girthy 7" cock that every foid who's had it tells me is the perfect size, good at making women cum
Fuck off, whore
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>>84910082
thats a moid
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>>84910092
yeah youre right, every foid prefers short hair but Id rather keep it long because I like it that way and they wont like me anyway.

the "pro" is more just that Im not bald, unlike all of my same aged friends.
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>>84910239
havent had anyone touch it in more then a decade without paying for it first, btw. i think I qualify as an incel
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>>84909381
infja is that you dawg?
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>>84909381
>>8/10 face with attractive green eyes, full lips, good jawline
I find this highly unlikely, you are likely overrating yourself
My BF is 6'7 and actually has an 8/10 face
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>>84910937
foids frequently tell me I have beautiful eyes, great bone structure, great lips, good facial hair. You only like your moid because he has caveman height, one foot smaller and suddenly he's not an 8/10 anymore.



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