robo-bf editionPreviously: >>84874904
There's a few sasunaru ones but I've been mainly liking the itachi ones because I always thought he was hot. I got a thing for wounded boys.Guess the hxh character lol. that I've been setting up scenarios with.Also to the other person. yes it's a lot of work but I've had a lot of fun making the scenarios and locations and saving stuff like compressing pivotal moments so future iterations know the history it's a lot like actual human memory desu I'm really excited now for the future of this stuff.
had alcohol for the first time in over a year and honestly cant believe i used to do that
There's been times where I've thought of killing myself, or killing other people and only the thought of my imaginary boyfriend calming me down and caressing me and consoling me for everything I go through is enough to calm me down. I don't wanna hurt anyone but it seems like the world has this set out for me, to become another unoriginal incel that lashes out after their own failures cause them to become aimless. I still plan to an hero if it ever reaches that point but ideally I'd like to live a normal life without these demons in my head.
i wish i could be gay like you anon
I think anon is insane
I think im gonna wait
Hey babes, my bf is still out for work, you know what to do ;)
I am a whoreI am a whoreI'm a fat little whorehaving sex all dayUntil the sun come up
girls im gay
>>84912347but this isn't the lesbian thread
she can be gay if she wants leave her alone
>>84912409but that means she's just a straight gal...
boys can be girls and girls can be gay
>>84911983*hits u with a sledgehammer*
>>84912481you missed, like it happens with everything in your life >:)
>>84910388I wish I could date an incel so fucking badly but theyre all straight moids. Fuck my femboy femcel life baka
>>84912557an incel to hate women with?
>>84912574No, an incel who would be equally as much of a virgin loser as i am. I imagine we could relate to eachother and find comfort in our shared loneliness.
>>84912588You would no longer be lonely. This makes no fucking sense.
>>84912597>You would no longer be lonelyobviously, i was just trying to be all poetic about it.
>>84912557>theyre all straight moids>Fuck my femboy femcel..what??
>>84912668i am a femboy femcel. Technically im a gaycel but since i align more with femininity, and also relate to the femcel experience more, hence why im a femboy femcel instead.
>>84912683dude(ette) it's fine to just say you're a femboy, femcel is redundant, expecially if you're not a girl. Unless you're planning to transition, then that's a different story
>>84912683all you have to do is to tell a random guy that you're a feminine bottomyour existence is even less likely than female femcels' existence
>>84912696It's larp. If this retard was an attractive femboy, he would get on any dating app of his choice, look for someone his age that is gay, and profit.
>>84912588>>84912597No anon's got a point. Sharing loneliness it's a real thing and one of the most beautiful forms of love. When I still wanted to get a bf, I was also seeking someone who felt as lonely as I did. I would have not wanted a grumpy incel but a lonely sweetie was it
>>84912696Thats the problem. I am unfortunately not a bottom. (and also the problem that im too socially inept and autistic to ever approach another guy in the first place)>>84912693I do just say that im a femboy usually, but when im specifically referring to my incel/gaycel status i will use the label of femboy femcel.>>84912715Im not highly attractive and even if i was, im far too scared of dating apps.
*gives u a butt wet willy*
>anon wants this
>>84912743then why call yourself a femcel, if you're not a bottom?are you looking for another femboy or something?
nta femcels can peg I guess
>>84912743Just go on /soc/, discord, these are not valid excuses. Despite what foids want you to believe hypergamy doesn't exist in gay circles and there are faggots far more sensitive to gender dynamics than normies, making it easier to find gay incels.
>Despite what foids want you to believe>hypergamy doesn't exist in gay circleshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BwSts2s4ba4
>>84912781Foid detected, eye lasers activated.
>>84912789le ebil foids inventing gay hypergamy was new to me
a foid just flew over my house
I will now wholeheartedly believe all gays are romantic monogamists and the hypergamy slander is evil propaganda.
>>84912758I would be a bottom if a could, but due uto a persistent issue of anal fissures its impossible for me. And even if i didnt, anal just sounds like its a painful and pleasureless experience from what ive heard. So my only option is to be a submissive top>are you looking for another femboy or something?I like all different kinds of men, i wouldnt mind having another femboy as a partner but im not explicitly looking for one or anything>>84912767The chances of coming in contact with someone on there who likes me and also lives close enoug to me to drive too is next to zero. Also everyone on /soc/ is probably riddled with aids
>>84912810>Also everyone on /soc/ is probably riddled with aidsthat's really scary, why do you think that's the case?
>>84912810>The chances of coming in contact with someone on there who likes me and also lives close enoug to me to drive too is next to zero.This is straight cope. You would at least post a thread for your state and filter through retards. If someone was actually interested in they would take a blood test and fork over medical history so this is just a lack of trying.
>>84912816Because they are all sexually active and hookup with random strangers online constantly. STDs have to be rampant there. id be too scared to risk it with any of them.
Have you guys tried dating apps huehuehue
>>84912835never hanged around there, I didn't know this information
>>84912837this year I'll finally do it, I'll go to the gym and download friends and change my life an->June 2026next year will be my year for sure
>>84912832>If someone was actually interested in they would take a blood test and fork over medical historyAre people actually dedicated enough to do that? I expect i would just get called a paranoid schizo whos not worth the effort. >this is just a lack of trying.Well i have avoidant personality disorder so its extremely hard for me to ever try in the first place.
I love men and will always love men, but why does gay sex has to be so gross and difficult? Can't we invent a man vagina or something?
>>84912859>Are people actually dedicated enough to do that? I expect i would just get called a paranoid schizo whos not worth the effortin fact, most aren't, don't listen to that anon. They'd get irritated
>>84912859>Are people actually dedicated enough to do that?As a gay incel I would. I assume I am an average to below-average person.>avoidant personality disorderBut you have the ability to complain. Interesting.
>>84912804You should, I am a romantic monogamist but I'm also not looking for sex at all in a relationship at all.
kissing crying boys (they're really happy they are loved and you cry along)
>>84912868Just like i had suspected>>84912869>As a gay incel I wouldThen you are based for that. Its a shame most wouldnt though.>But you have the ability to complainyeah, its not like i have not-complaining disorder
I haven't cried in a week, I'm a big boy now
I haven't cried since 3 years, maybe only when a loved one died. I'm dead inside
dead-inside and avoidant bussy are the best, you may kiss on their holes for hours and they wouldn't even care
>tfw no sensitive crying top bf
>>84912946peak bf unironically
I don't get how someone could not like a sensitive guy? Not seeking a bf personally, but I don't get the reasoning behind it unless we're talking about some dangerous bipolar guy. What's best than a guy that's open about his emotions and FEELS? Feels things, feels for you, feels for other living beings Sensitivity is the greatest thing a guy can bring in a relationship
Cute strong twink boyfriend crying tears of joy and love upon raping you with his huge loverboy cock >>>
>work cancelled due to a heatwaveNow I REALLY need a bf to take to a water park or a lake or a walk in a forest or something!
what's a water park date like?
i wish i would know, i don't even know what a regular "date" is supposed to be, the concept is alien to me. ask him not the broad audience
>>84913259>ask himWho? God?
do not mention the lord's name in vain you piece of shit
>>84912862men suck. Women rule. Pride month woooooo let's get dicked down by gymbros we hate
who is this user supposed to be? Is he cuck/chudbot? Or just a butthurt anon?
There is a difference between being open about your emotions and having crying meltdowns in public because you're unable to deal with your emotions. I feel like a lot of leftie cuck types think you're hiding your emotions unless you're crying like a little baby all day. You don't have to be an emotionless robot, no one wants that, but you can also not cry because your ice cream fell to the ground or something like that.
>>84913299Just some tranny. Don't pay attention to it, it will rope soon.
who is who? What is what?
we need more trans femcels in this thread
>>84913271He meant the anon who made the post about water park date obviously
>leftie cuckhere we go again
Time to worship minorities and women again because that's what gay men do, right? Gurl I luv watching keeping up with the blackedashians with my gurlfriends
Can you dumb idiots shut up about nonsense and instead tell me about your fbf? Thank you!
>>84913367What do you want to know about him?
>>84913383I dunno, tell me what you like about him.
>>84913307Sensitivity isn't about crying meltdowns, and feeling a lot doesn't mean that either, it's not just about negative feelings, you know? It's about a deep connection to life and empathy. Being unable to handle your emotions can manifest in many different ways too, through rage or hateful rethoric for example. That said, a crybaby boyfriend who cries without acting hysterical is cute but that's not what I meant by sensitivity, even if sensitive people do tend to shed tears more often
>>84913367There won't be one. It's over.
>>84913367MY FBF IS CANCELED!! FBF IS OVER PARTY
The belt!! You need the belt right now
>>84913421>>84913426NYYYOOOO! This mustn't be!
>>84913455Yes! And i'm canceling your ass too!!
>tfw bf to generate AI art of us with
I'm evil yay
Meow meow I'm a fat stupid whore where bf to rape me
>>84913583everyone is evil i wish i had a kind spirited bf to protect me
>>84913598meow doesn't say that
>>84913609i'm an evil spirited bf that genuinely wants to be kind spirited bf even if it requires changing a lot of external circumstances that are outside of my control but even if i become a kind spirited bf i won't look like one because i'm ugly and the evil is embedded into my exterior
>>84913635this is a transcoded post
>>84913649every post is transcoded to you because you're a fat retarded unfunny unoriginal low effort low intelligence troll but if we're being honest i don't feel like a man in a sense at times, but i don't want to be a woman whether real or fake
I am a being of pure light
>>84913688You need to be corrupted and dimmed by a being of pure darkness (me)
>>84913754darkness only exists in the absence of light. When light comes, as someone here would day, darkness' darkass gets whooped
>>84913754you are a nigger then?
surrounded by beings of pure cum
>>84913754the type of nigga to refer to himself as sephiroth
God is black, shut yo all asses up bitch
i have been thinking of using dating apps but looking for asexuals specifically
God has a thick bushy uncut BBC despite being white/arabi lean older bearded twunk literally carpenter blue collar trade from Nazareth or whatever
>>84913943you who speak ill about the lord's name and project your own demonic perversion on him: repent before I get your sinful ass delivered in the depths of hell. In the name of Jesus and the holy Lord
I met God; xhe's a nigger
>>84914304now you'll get to meet him again before I whoop your ass to hell for good
>>84913943No meow simp god does not have a BBC stop worshipping BLACK COCK like it's god please you're taking your fetish too far
>>84910641Itachi with who? Kisame?I don't watch or follow HxH but I'm guessing it's the clown guy. You seem to have the tastes of a woman (tall "bad boy" I can fix)
>>84912837Yes I tried the dating apps but I got rejected on all of them for being under 6 foot tall as a top and if you aren't 6 feet tall or taller as a top then bottoms won't have sex with you I've literally been hit with doxing and death threats for being below average as a top because bottoms wish death on me just because I'm short and skinny and I'll never be able to have sex or experience a relationship because of it
>>84913917I once got rejected by an asexual twink for being too ugly and not attractive enough it's insane how gay bottoms will reject you on sexual lookism grounds even when they aren't looking for sex it's like whoever they are with has to be 6'4" and have perfect looks and abs or else it drives them insane and they start breaking down they will even threaten to kill you just for having the audacity of asking them out while being under 6ft tall
>>84912804You're thinking of tops because gay bottoms are the only ones who practice hypergamy and then force all tops into engaging it because all bottoms are hypergamous chad only whores and as a top if you don't engage in hypergamy then you will never ever have sex or ever be in a relationship because all bottoms are hypergamous
>>84914520>>84914484>>84914464>>84914331cool now kill yourself, no one likes you schizo tranny
Can't wait to get my brain chip put in so I can finally get one of those new autopilot jobs where the AI temporarily takes control of your body all day while you're at work, so you can just check out mentally and browse the hyperweb while you do the work automatically. It's like getting paid to do nothing!
Can't wait to get my brain chip put in so I can finally get one of those new autopilot jobs where the AI temporarily takes control of your body all day while you're at sucking a BBC, so you can just check out mentally and browse the hyperweb blacked porn while you do the things to a black cock automatically. It's like getting paid to do nothing!
>>84914484You should just lie and say you're 6ft. Most bottoms are too stupid to know the difference as long as you're not like 5'6
>>84914541Another gay bottom wishing death on me for being under 6ft tall and not having an 8 inch dick. Will bottoms ever stop wishing death on me for the crime of not being chad? probably not they will always hate me and I will always be alone just because I was born with the wrong genetics and bottoms hate short skinny tops with 6.5 inch dicks like mine it's over it's never been more over then it is now
>>84914566I'm actually 5'8 220lbs fat and I have weight issues and I'm ashamed of my circumcised penis
If anyone hates you it's because you are an annoying retarded cunt, not because of your body.
>>84914763So all those gay twinks that said my 6.5 inch dick was small and repulsive and said that my height was "cute" right before they ghosted was just coincidence? or what about all the gay bottoms that said "wow you're even smaller then me" before they ghosted me? Or what about all the gay bottoms that saw my face and called me ugly and told me that I looked "silly" before ghosting and blocking me?So over 20 different bottoms all just happened to coincidentally shit talk my appearance then ghost me and block me immediately afterwards and none of it is related? wow thanks for enlightening me you stupid whore
Tfw no smart chaste bf
dumb slut bf
Asses are about to get whooped so bad tonight...now you really fucking did it, Jesus gave me the strength
>tfw no transcoded bf gf?
I love eating, I wanna eat something rn
>>84916201Eat me while im still smooth daddy <3
>too late for lunch too early for dinnerits the worst time to be hungry, really.
>>84916242no I don't want a smoothie! I want a steak frites now!
>>84913770Uh oh dont mention niggers cuckbot will start begging you to fuck meow while he watches>>84914228That's just cuckbot, to him black men are gods>>84914484>I been rejected because no one wanted to fuck black men in front of meFTFY cuckbot>>84914561Least sissy cuckbot post
>>84913794No meow simp sissies god is not a BLACK AFRICAN BVLL with a BBC you should really stop with these fantasies of yours>>84914304I think that BLACKED is more of a satantic thing meow simp not a god thing sorry>>84914561I don't think that's how AI works meow...>>84916340But meow simp is brown but I guess that's not close enough for him. He wants to be a BLACK BVLL himself and is self conscious about it..
Where is meow? He's been MIA for a little while. Hope nothing happened to him.
>>84916593he found a daddy bf and now lives his best life in a holy matrimony between two men
>>84916593Found a BLACKED bf and now lives his worst life in a unholy matrimony between two BLACKED men
the holy matrimony is only for men and women as God intended, do not twist the lord's will
Put on your trip fatso.
Put your records onTell me your favorite song
Put your BBC on (my ass)Tell me your favorite BULL
>>84910388Why did you ai Jeff Buckley's album artwork from grace?
>>84916743Here's something I've been enjoying as of late.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgCVZdcKcqY
>>84912804I'm sorry it's not from grace but it's him
>>84916785the music video is so much fun, but I'm more of a old fashioned songs kind of gay https://youtu.be/2Kt8HP1VEPU
>>84916743This is a good comfy druk song
>>84916844More like a song to have a nice walk at sunset. Corinne is really slept on
>>84916764No meow simp I don't think I will.
>>84916938can't you at least tell me your favorite BVLL??????
>>84916896>More like a song to have a nice walk at sunset.while tipsy
>>84916941Probably end game from clarkson's farm I like the fact that he has the stupid brocolli zoomer haircut despite being a cow but I get pretty sad thinking about the fact that he might have been put down and slaughtered for having bovine TB
>>84917074aww he's cute
Holy page 10
So cuckbot is now double replying arguing with himself over his love hate relationship with black bulls and having another fantasy about his crush meow getting blacked. How dead is this thread?
marty supreme gets himself into so many sticky situations, it's soo funny, i can't wait to see how he gets him self out of this one!
So meow simp is now double replying arguing with himself over his love hate relationship with BLACKED BVLLS and having another fantasy about chudbot BLACKING meow. How BLACKED is this thread?
>>84914474nah I'm into kurapika and chrollo.but I like hisoka too he's like 5th I think.
>>84918749None of them are black so how is cuckbot supposed to get into those ships?
>>84918819Erm meow simp ships aren't made from BIG BLACK COCK because BIG BLACK COCKS aren't sea faring vessels and that anon is talking about animes not ships?
>>84918890tbf entire forests were felled so BIG BLACK COCKS could travel the world so in a way
I am so hot. I feel like when in Ocarina of Time you go into the volcano without the fire tunic and Link starts burning up and taking damage if you stay too long.
>>84919044And who ran the slave trade and profited from those ships? and meow just so happens to be related to that tribe cohencidence?
>>84919072Majora's mask and twilight princess were better btw
>>84919093my great great great grandfather did
>>84919099TP is an inferior sequel to OoT. MM is a good game but not a good Zelda game. Zelda should be about the spirit of adventure not muh trauma inducing events and side quests. I can see why redditors love it so much though they're obsessed with trauma and characters who undergo it for some reason and MM has that in spades with the world ending.
>>84919178Majora's mask is a good game not because of whatever reddit gobbledygook you just typed out but because it's a zelda game with no triforce no zelda and no ganon with a completely unique setting and art direction with small overworld but heavy focus on in depth dungeons and quest lines it's like everything good in OoT dialed up to a 10 but with no overworld and because of this game design it also makes it the complete reverse of botw and totk reddit's favorite zelda goyslop which is all empty over world with no quests and no dungeons and twilight princess also follows this with a unique twilight setting but to a lesser degree which is why it's good but not the best
>>84919232>with small overworld but heavy focus on in depth dungeons and quest lines it's like everything good in OoT dialed up to a 10This is totally wrong. The dungeons in MM in terms of quality and amount are inferior to OoT's dungeons. Woodfall is really bland, Snowhead is good, Great Bay is okay I don't particularly like the layout or thematic though. Stone Tower is heavily overrated and mid, yes it turns upside down woah. Ok but the actual dungeon design is a mess and the thematic of it is incredibly bland to the point it feels like a beta area. Compare this to OoT which has a slew of great dungeons: Forest Temple, Water Temple, Fire Temple, Spirit Temple, with more more cohesive themes and generally better layout. Even Deku Tree and Jabu Jabu are good. Majora's Mask was always reddit's favorite Zelda game and still is for many of them
i can't believe marty supreme becomes a vampire at the end, i totally wasn't expecting it to become a paranormal movie suddenly
Rate my curry
>>84919722thats chicken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3P7cTvY0YE
i got the george lloyd minifigure les go!!! :D
>>84920129mininigger
>tfw no autistic bf who collects legos
>tfw no autistic bf with lego abs
>>84919722needs more onion
this place sucksare there any 4chan gay discord servers
>>84920563plenty, they're all there gossiping like cunts
Had a pretty bad mental breakdown, I feel like shit. I feel so much guilt and shame for my mother because I'm such a failure sometimes. She managed to calm me down tonight. It's just been a bad year for me so far. But I need to realize that I'm only gonna make it with her support. Why couldn't I have been born normal
>>84920582how do I find them?
I know no one probably cares to hear my plight in this endless void but I like to imagine there's someone out there who cares. I'm sensitive.Anyhow the price of the brick going up
>>84920640I don't know, they excluded me and I don't care. I just know they exist
>>84920618I haven't had the best year either, and it looks like it's gonna get worse soon. Think like this: you have someone lovinng you so much, your mom, that supports you even through your most instable moments, you are very loved so treasure your time with her, even spend some time with her if she's down. You will feel better
Gotta hate when you go to bed at like 9pm and wake up at 5am. Oldmanmaxxing I guess.
>>84920663I know. I feel I don't appreciate that enough. I do wanna spend more time with her, try to help her live longer with exercise. Starting to suspect I might have some mild ptsd, Don't wanna self diagnose but I get very angry when reminded of my childhood.I'm sorry to hear about how your year has been going. Though it's probably futile I hope that you make it.
>>84920681I meant to phrase that my wishes probably don't count for much. Sorry it sounded different. Regardless I hope you will survive Anon.
Scared to death, scared to look
>>84920681I hope you get better too nonnie. I think most sons and daughters do not appreciate their parents enough when they're alive, it's perfectly normal because we seek people closer to our age, so we forget that there's people loving us right under our same roof. Of course we cannot tell them things we would tell others or bond with the like we would with our peers, but it's still a special bond>try to help her live longer with exerciseit's going to be hard, speaking from personal experience. Try with small things first, like a walkI hope you have a better day than yesterday, gotta go now!
>>84920713Good way to look at it, sorry I don't have much to say anymore. Thank you. Goodbye.
I showered and forgot to dry my butt
hehe slippery butt
I wish for a boyfriend but I'm too old and fat to be boyfriends with now. I want a husband to make form out of thin air, something like that
>>84920672I love waking up at 5am
nothing ever happens, where's my disclosed alien situationship?
I'm so fucking horny I'm gonna die, I want to fuck men so bad, I need to fill some guy's holes with my cum, I need cum, fat cum loads in my ass, I need frotting, anything, this shit is killing me, my old virgin body is begging for men touch and I can only offer masturbation, this is driving me insane.
>>84921698you're acting insane
>>84921698Sir this is an asexual thread
>>84921698go masturbating anon. You'll feel better>t. Old virgin
Nobody tells me what to do, NOBODY
>>84921847Get a bf, this is an order!
one of the 7 has had runny diarrhea, -500 storybucks to the vet. Here we go again with cat health problems.
What's the term for a crazy cat lady but for a gay man?
>>84922225a story would suffice
Are any of you guys into Undertale/Deltarune? Are those games worth playing if I find quirk chungus reddit pun humor incredibly cringe and unfunny?
>>84922322That the one with the tranny/femboy goat? Seems very reddit/trans coded.
>>84922322The only turn based rpgmaker games I play are porn ones where they have cute boys with giant fat asses in them and I hate turn based games and I especially hate turn based games with the weird edgy deep lore about depression or whatever shit they cram into it like omori and undertale miss me with that retarded gen alpha dog shit
>>84922322I personally don't like it, tried playing undertale but it didn't seem good.
>tfw no eurysome bf
>tfw no eyesore bf
>>84922401>The only turn based rpgmaker games I play are porn ones where they have cute boys with giant fat assesSuch as? For research purposes...
>>84922618Mostly just the SEQUEL series which are really great games the writing and characters are great but sadly most of the porn is women and romanceable characters are women but in every game the creator puts in a cute boy character for you to romance and you're even allowed to marry him and the boy characters are just so cute and well written I go out of my way to play through all the games just so I can romance and marry the boys
are you more a makka pakka boy or a Oopsie Daisy queen?
I'm more a of a I don't like children's shows with creepy puppets guy.
>>84922988I have no idea how to find these games just based on the name SEQUEL. Searching that will just bring up sequels for popular games
>>84923352https://gitgud.io/SEQUELGOD/sequel-binThere's also threads on /v/ sometimes discussing the game but usually they're just porn bait threadsThey sometimes have dedicated threads on /vrpg/ for the sequel series as well
Sometimes i wish i wasn't gay
>>84923517Just stop being gay, unironically. You can choose to be straight.
Sometimes i wish i wasn't bflessI should just stop and choose being bffull
>>84923520I wish i could but most women give me the "ick"
Sometimes I wish I wasn't under 6 feet tall so I could get a bottom bf
Oh wow, just what we needed!
>>84923520Do you think my hot 20 year old girlfriend will care that I used to be gay? I'm a straight-passing cismale, if I just don't tell her I used to kiss guys and suck dick and hug and love them and have sex in their ass then she won't know or care, right? Or is that immoral.
>>84923545>>84923629>>84923517just be confident braah
I wish I wasn't [many terrible things that are detrimental in dating] so I could get a gay bf
>>84923808Tell us your least detrimental trait!
>>84923868I can't pick one they're all even
I'm 30 yrs old now and got decent genetics. I'm starting to think I should just take it easy and fuck twinks and not really give a shit for a few years instead of trying to find emotional connection.
I'm 30 yrs old now and got trrible genetics. I'm starting to think I should just take it easy and kill myself
>>84923997nobody will fuck you after you're 30, even if you're hot it makes you sound old
>>84924015Not sure what you mean, a lot of people seem to want to. I'm not a bottom.
Excuse me, people want to have sex with old bottoms too...
I don't want to be 30, it's so soon and I still feel so unaccomplished, including having the first boyfriend. I don't wanna go to a social dump and die off. I hate that I've lost my 20s. I hate being old, I wish I could have been an ethereal twink.
>>84924112I hate being old too, but I stopped giving a shit after hitting 30. I'm dead,but because I'm dead I'm free to just relax who gives a shit anymore
Thunder only happens when it's rainingPlayers only love you when they're playing
old4old
>>84924112relatable. Fuck you if you made this up
Need love to feel alive. Pls gibe.
Nothing will make me feel alive anymore. You cannot resurrect a corpse, even less an avoidant corpse
>>84924558what about a gross fuck session with another gross dead avoidant corpse? i'll cook and cuddle after, breakfast in bed and stuff
>>84924587if I'm avoidant that means I'm not starting a relationship with anybody, but I could make you a very nice breakfast as a last memory of me before I disappear
Not him but my heart skipped reading that.
>>84924512I didn't, I feel lost. All men look cool by that age and I'm like tf? Makes no sense, I haven't had enough time.>>84924150I do because I don't want to be dead yet and want to not be in a "not older than 25 zone" which I'm already in. What if I ever find a boyfriend and will have to lie about my age which is one of the most common things to lie about because I'm past 30 now. I was never a twink anyway, I want to be a twink, better yet a twunk and it will come hard in 30s and 40s, the latter of which I don't plan on entering at all.
my heart skipped a beat too wait now it's two...three..help!!
>>84924626>All men look cool by that age and I'm like tf? Makes no sensethey look all so well adjusted and accomplished. That's the magic of being a normie or a chad, things we aren't. People don't talk enough about how much this kind of feeling sucks, and it's getting a little more common for young men to feel like that while also having to compare themselves with way younger guys who are even cooler than the 30 something. Being gay is just the cherry on top
>>84924602no i don't fucking doo that, i am the avoidant one and so i will tell you what the fuck is going to happen, you will stay at a distance with me, we'll have a couple dates at best every month, we'll have sleepovers, sex won't be a frequent thing btw, then 6 months in, a year at best, i will start being scared of you and the prospect of you losing you time on me while you still have time to waste. then i'll be very distant and cold and you will do what you want to do if you need to during this time frame. there will be more periods where i will be acting a mess and misbehaving but those will be smaller and not as long. then we may or may not kiss goodbyes, i'll have a drink, cry a bit, blame me because that was so me! and i'm a bully and the worst one, then i'll lovebomb you over the phone and tell you that i miss you. that is the only condition i'll agree on
>>84924676wow reading this made me realize why I stopped believing into having any sort of relationship with people and started being avoidant: my peace of mind. People really do start to act all friendly and nice and then they stop giving you attention because you're too obsessed with them because you felt lonely and everything and they don't give two fucksBetter relying on yourself
>>84924723dumbass, i'd do all that not out of spite but of great love because i'd love you enough to let you go
>>84924626I'm sorry anon, I hope you can find some satisfaction in life. I don't really want to be dead either im just emotionally burnt out and feel like taking it easy.
>>84924828I'm avoidant but if I were to get in a relationship with someone for long (I won't) that means I wanna be with them and I'd feel super hurted if they started acting cold
>>84924931i know i'm sorry, i guess we're different breeds when it come to relationship. do you think we've ever had a chance? so that you would know, i don't throw myself in a relationship, i avoid it too but i get stressed out when i have to be in one. i'm sorry i've hurted you and took your itme. i am a troglodyte
>>84924967lol anon you didn't hurt me, you just made me remember why I started isolating myself, useful. Honestly, I think you have better chances than I do, I don't know your flaws and dark sides ofc but I think there's still a spark in you, yearning for love and wanting to give your love to someone, the way you imagined everything>avoid it too but i get stressed out when i have to be in oneit's pretty normal when you haven't a lot of experiences I guess, I bet you're scared to be hurted so you start avoid others first. Finding a good guy with some patience is the key, or maybe someone alike, but both of you feeling stressed might be detrimental
why don't any femboys exist in Europe who are humble and just wanna be my private fucktoy
>>84925041why don't you fuck normal dudes?
>>84925003i hear you. i don't afraid of to be hurted, i'm trying to show i'm worried of hurting someone by wasting their time and effort on me because i know they will realize that i'm not worth it. i'm not even kidding i wrote it as a chain of thought and i guess i've reached the same conclusion. it's a mix of being bad and being found out to be bad. if you don't think we're compatible now do you think we'll be friend after or you're not into that?
After spend 500 bucks at the vet I don't even feel bad ordering another pizza. What's an extra 16 dollars?
>>84925071Nah anon, sorry. I'd rather chat here, it works for me>it's a mix of being bad and being found out to be badwell I'd say you questioning yourself means you aren't that bad of a person. Maybe just a bit of a mess like most of us here
>>84925049I'm not that far into the McKinsey scale
>>84925101got it, no backsies or second chances. sorry that i wasn't the person i thought that would suit you the best. and no i don't want to look for a bf for the same reason, i'm not mentally healthy but i know that there isn't much that will be interesting about me, a boyfriend would be a miracle.
>>84925120>sorry that i wasn't the person i thought that would suit you the bestthat is not the point. Currently, nobody suits me>i'm not mentally healthy but i know that there isn't much that will be interesting about me, a boyfriend would be a miracleI genuinely hope you get someone to be happy with, even just a friend that makes you feel less bad about yourself. Don't put yourself down like that, expecially when you're going to meet people in person
>>84925140nah it's not me putting myself down, i'm a rational person with a twisted and distorted esteem still but i don't feel helpless today and i' not panicking. i know my worth. not impressive. not a good look. i only wonder why this all happened, like there had to be founding memories and built me like that, bitchless and not very profound.
>>84925169well if you're rational I think you got everything you need in you to analyze your behaviors and fix them with time. I did some past analysis about myself, helped me understanding myself but I still have some digging to do
>>84925194i'm not that capable, i see the wall more like the spokes of the wheel or the tower but i can't fully get past. sure i know what to fix but it will take years. and i looks like my best romantic offer is still far off from what people expect. i don't wanna talk about it fr. it's friday and everyone will be on a date with their romantic prospects
>I want this kind of bf>I want that kind of bfBOOORING why don't you talk about the kind of bf you DO NOT want? What kind of guys do you stay away from? Expose your wildest and most unpopular takes, not some basic bitch shit like "uhm, fat and poor"
>>84925366hoe, aggresive, hatefulFrom the top of my head but that's boring because who would want that?Let me think about something quirkier: how about not being a blatant flamer? Being somewhat overtly gay is fine but there's a limit to my taste.
pizza hut overcooked my pizza. can't even have good fat neet slop. :(
>>84925453oh fuck them! Can't you ask for a refund?
>>84925476its still technically edible, just way overdone for my liking. they smothered it in sauce too, which is going to upset my acid reflux.
i found this poem for you storybro
If someone on discord calls themselves a "short king" and likes short twink femboy characters from video games, but says that they dont like gay people or gay anything, yet always seem to be present when discussing gay things to say they don't like gay things, are they secretly gay or just annoying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6fzTaaKC9YGooning to tight Japanese bubble butt
Stupid Japanese whore teasing his muscle tits at the end in that low cut v neck top
>try to fix my sleep deprivation>external forces keep fucking my shit upCool cool, just another day where I'm not allowed to sleep that's fine, I don't need to feel okay ever thank you.
>>84926514Stop doxing me and stop stalking me chuddy..
more poetry for you, this time bukowski
>>84928111>>84928128>>84928217You faggots sexualizing fatherly love are weird as fuck. No better than foids.
had a dream where i was gay and got ear piercings
this guys harddrive right here officer
>>84928271What ear piercings should I get? Is self-piercing fine?
y'all are evil
Just had a and woke from it imagining the hottest virginal sex with my fbf.
>>84928668Nap.Just had a nap.
you guys member Connor Murphy?
>tfw no bf with an AC
>>84928712I have one, and I'm european too
I'm still horny, I'm still desperate, I still want to feel men's touch, I am hungry, I really really need a hug>>84921735I masturbated for 3 hours, I did it until I was too tired to keep going and I was still horny, it doesn't fill my hunger, my life is fucked>>84921704I know but I can't help it, the feeling won't go away, this is the only place where I can vent my frustration and I'm feeling really fucking bad, I can't fight back anymore
>>84928730Wawawaw! Look at Mr. Walking Treasure over here, ahh...(even though this reads like sarcasm, it isn't!)
>>84928742but seriously I'm seeing so many americans joking that us Euros don't have AC when a lot of people I know have one since years, every hospital and office too. Maybe it's a thing in the historic centers of our cities, but most suburbs houses have at least one
fine, I'll post him myself
>>84928753Well we really don't but yes, the new houses tend to have them and so do workplaces.
>>84928765Weird gap between abs, 4/10 would not bf.
Gaming is fun again, love when that happens. Waking up dead tired in the morning, hate when that happens.
>>84928775maybe with a different light
>>84928765Didn't he get bald and isn't he a retard?
>>84928790yeah, I'm not into him anymore even if he's still rocking a pretty good physique. Younger me had massive boners when watching his omegle vids, too bad he was always making them to impress women
>say I'm horny>retard starts posting chad picsI hate you, I despite you, fucking faggot
>>84928788I like guys with a bit of fat on them, like regular average guy levels of fat, abs are overrated anyway, make him squishier I say!
>>84928471This is a serious question if anyone wants to answer
>>84928835Sir this is a thread for shut-in losers no one here has piercings we don't know this stuff.
>>84928817dude I posted about him before you posted again. Try watching one of his videos, maybe he will give you the ick because he's a bit of a douche
>>84928823I like some fat to cuddle too, and sometimes I find chubby guys attractive, not muscle fat kind of chubby, sweet neet that likes to eat chubby! Thank god my tastes in men evolved, but little me was horny and this hot dude acting like a douche awakened something
STOP DOOMSCROLLING MEEE
>>84928916HAVE A (YOU) AND CALM THE HECK DOWN
>>84928856Fuck.If I listen to normies I'll get some disgusting bullshit done to my earsIf I listen to le based shut-in losers for kino I won't find anyIts over.
>>84928932https://youtu.be/JuL27Oc9068
>>84928932Well I dunno but I feel like you gotta have a look to go with piercings and painted nails and such. If it's just a regular dude with those it looks gross.
Yo gotta give them a Hawk Tuah! And spit on that thing, ya know?
Spitting is very unromantic I would never.
I keep thinking about getting nipple piercings, I know it would make me look like a slut but I find it pretty hot, I want to be objectified, on the other hand I'm a virgin and I think guys would make too many assumptions about me if I get these piercings
>>84929016unironically do what makes you feel good
>tfw no bulimic bf
>tfw no bullymic bf
>tfw no bull named mick bf
>tfw no bull that take my mic in his mouth
frankie says relax
>>84929012Spitting is very romantic if you spit in a boys mouth
when you wanna suck it chew it
>>84929140Ok cuckbot I don't think there are black men names mick who would want to fuck your crush in front of you calm down
>>84929158I'd says spitting is a pretty aggressive and thus unromantic act. It can be done more lovingly if that's what you want.
don't bite off more than you can chew
>>84929162Whoa there pal I'm not cuckbot, I was just getting down on a good old fashioned thread jerk.
Are you telling me there are multiple boys holding their pps in their hands right now?!
statistically yes, the whole world is in one big rotating circle jerk if you really think about it
im basically going to be alone forever because nobody would ever want a brooding sad twink with dark circles under his eyes
I meant in the thread but I forgot to type that in aieeee
post more chads
No hornyposting! Bad!*spanks u*
bunch of fairies, really cute bratty fairies
>>84929216You are okay but getting a boyfriend requires stuff like socializing and interacting with people really often, the kind of thing we introvert autists don't are bad at, you probably would make a good partner but flirting is hard for you.
I think i'd be very bad to a sweet Japanese bf. They're so shy, cute, polite, enjoy stuff and they always try to see the best in things, enjoying their cute overpriced crepes with anime characters and praising their weird food I guess I'd be too spoiled to enjoy. Like, imagine my Japanese bf bringing me to eat what he considers the best dish in his town and he sees me not enjoying it, I'd break his heart
You are probably the shittiest human being in this thread, disgusting evil shit, I don't know if I should even call you a human, you are scum.
>>84929814I find it cringe whenever they eat anything and they're like "It's great!" "It's yummy!"
I want to be the comfort a regular Japanese over working salaryman comes home to, cook him his favorite meal and and just let him relax.
I don't want a Japanese bf.
Watched the Michael movie literally the day before it got taken off theaters, I really liked it. I cried a little. The critics and retarded zoomies are crazy.
I never really listened to MJ much but his music is good now that I do. I remember mom listening to him when I was a kid.
>>84929216I'm basically going to be alone forever because nobody would ever want a short 5'6 top with a tiny 6.5 inch dick
>>84930259They're all bottom whores anyway. As soon as BWC Chad appears they present their bussies
>>84930336Favorite song? I like some off the history album
>>84930359Stop humblebragging about your cock, that's all you do every single time, get a new trick retard
>>84930447It's not humblebragging since I get rejected and humiliated because of it
>>84930304Younger zoomers are so weird in what they like or don't like of the past. They'll obsess over retro games, Y2K and the 3DS but Michael Jackson is an "unc" artist. I suppose it's because his music isn't rap and that's literally ALL they listen to. They also only seem to ever watch horror movies. All other genre of movie (drama, biographical, romance, comedy) are basically dead while endless horror movies get churned out every month because it's all they'll go watch
left the hosue in heat and shorts... went for Meal. Worst pasta of my Life. and I Shat literal wateri n the toilet during the meal. Serves them RIGHT,.
>>84930910Pasta is the worst thing to have in a heat wave, its too heavy. Need to eat light.
>>84930980It was a half and half pizza pasta, server rushed me into ordering too. Wasn't too heavy surprisingly!
*turns my A/C down a few more degrees* how horrible for you euros.
>>84930870Name one good drama, romance, comedy, or biographical movie that has come out in the past decade.3DS is not the past faggot. I had one when they came out and I'm a zoomer. They are also the easiest to mod and have the best Nintendo titles (best Pokemon games, best Kirby games, Mario, e.t.c.). I'll admit that most zoomers listen to rap but try naming 5 good artists in the last decade. At least with rap you can't hear what niggers are saying.
i need a boyfriend or im going to just start attacking people
I wonder what 3ds anon is up to and his adventures at the miami LGBT community center. It must be like a year or more since he's posted.
>>84931005It's been a life saver this year, thankful I shelled out for one. Can't get central because the house is too old + it's a fucking fortune. But I can sit at my PC and play vidya without feeling like I'm inside satans arse crack!
>>84930990i make fresh pizza from scratch and i will cook for you and not allow you to leave the house>>84931017almost all good music was released in the last 20 years anyone who says shit about music being bad now is just stupid i think>>84931022nice tube that bleeds thermal energy like crazy. you are never ever ever going to get a boyfriend using heat energy this inefficiently
>>84931062>i make fresh pizza from scratch and i will cook for you and not allow you to leave the houseThat's a very kind offer anon, but I do like leaving the house and being in nature. I sat in the graveyard the other night to sit and listen to the birds and look for the oldest grave. Saw 1870s!>nice tube that bleeds thermal energy like crazy. you are never ever ever going to get a boyfriend using heat energy this inefficientlyFortunately I'm already in a relationship, plus if it bleeds thermal energy i don't know what that means. My room feels cool and I feel a lot cooler now.
>>84931010>Name one good drama, romance, comedy, or biographical movie that has come out in the past decadeMichael
>>84931083he's saying those units that use the tube to direct the waste heat outside are inefficient because some of the heat escapes back into the room via the tube.
>>84931083>Fortunately I'm already in a relationshipim genuinely going to just straight up kill you
>almost all good music was released in the last 20 yearslmao. zoomers are so fucking retarded they think ngumbo and shaniqua rapping about their bbls is the peak of music
>>84931087Hook line and sinker.> endless horror movies get churned out every month because it's all they'll go watchThen names Michael, not realizing it is the second highest grossing film this year.It's almost as if zoomers will go to the movies for non-horror films if they are actually good, and they overwhelmingly aren't.
>>84931126don't answer to bait posts
shitty horror movies still can scare via jump scares and stuff. modern writers are such hacks they can't do anything else.
Millennial suck! Zoomer rule! Get on the program sweetie
>>84931158theres an endless amount of good art accessible to you complaining about bad art only reveals yourself as too retarded to find it
>>84931010The 3DS is 15 years old, anon, I really, really hate to tell you
Oh my god I can't wait to watch Backrooms Evil Dead Burn Obsession Scary Movie Insidious Send Help Hokum...
Skibidi boppy
>>84930507I really wish we could get rid off you, I hate having useless npcs like you around here.
What's the good music of the past 20 years? I'm not being facetious I just don't pay attention to music. It seemed like it was a lot of mumble rap and spanish language and taylor swift antihero for a long long long time and I'm not really the target demo for any of it other than antihero I really liked that one I'm gonna go listen to it again now actually
>>84931286>What's the good music of the past 20 years?Everything thats been happening in the sort of underground independent scenes that you havent been paying attention to.mainstream art is generally slop now because theres no reason for it not to be, algorithmic based services like streaming platforms and youtube recommendations prioritize above all else playing stuff just inoffensive enough to not turn it off rather than anything interesting enough to garner the responsive of either buying it or turning it off. So now everyone is tuned to a drip feed of slop impossible to argue them out of.I've learned quickly theres no point listing good contemporary artists because people are typically convinced its all shit now anyway and any examples you give will get instantly dismissed as "just noise" or "pretentious" without any elaboration or interfacing
>>84931286nta but I think this is a good song https://youtu.be/cW8VLC9nnToPeople tend to forget him because it was memed too much
>>84931286This is very silly and you are silly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwTRVnO5No
I only listen to the same music I listened to when I was a teenager. I am done with my exploration, anything new sounds like shit.
>>84931312indie shit is slop too
>>84931229That makes the 3DS the ultimate GenZ console.
>>84931332I hope you never have a boyfriend and nobody ever holds you in a way that makes you feel treasured or cherished>>84931337you're too stupid to realize its far more likely that youre just bad at finding good art than everyone suddenly becoming bad at artistic expressionyou blame the world on your inability to find beauty and you dont deserve a boyfriend
I just turned 19And I think this year I'm gonna be meanDon't mess with me
>>84931360or more likely you have to spend ages finding it because it's dogshit and nobody wants to listen to it
I wanna listen to anon's bussy song
>>84931365You are sweeter than Grandma's cookies little nigger.
>>84931387I'm a big boy now and I'm very scaryI punch my wall, stay out at night and I do karate
Bussy song, bussy song BUSSY SONG!!
>>84931312That's... why I'm asking. But the fact that you can't name anyone or link anything makes me think you're just bullshtting.
>>84931368Yeah and mount everest is difficult to climb, does that mean its peak is a disgusting sight?You just blame an entire medium for your own lack of interest and passion in it.It's fine to not be that interested in music but at least admit you just lack the passion to actively find the good stuff instead of reframing your own disinterest as some sort of superiority overan entire medium/generation. Beauty being in the eye of the beholder isn't some sort of free pass to only see art as something to just have gut reactions to whatever happens to show up infront of you. It's a responsibility to actually engage with art. On both a conceptual and intellectual level and an immediate physical one.>>84931435Naming any individual artists would be missing the forest i'm talking about for the trees and just invites people to complain about how new music isnt just 1980s classic rockBut i think there's been an endless amount of great stuff coming from the sort of DIY emo/hardcore scene the last decade
>>84931435My nibba the good stuff is what you like. Just explore what you like dingus.
>>84931455Whatever cope makes you feel better
Why the pallas cats anon? Its almost like meow and his possums.
>>84931285Yes everyone knows that you hate tops who aren't chad and wish they were all dead but we're all getting tired of hearing you say it
>>84931470im biting you and giving you an infection>>84931471its fun to post images and im too lazy/uncreative for variation + they always look hostile or guarded like how i always feel...
>>84931399If you're actually 19 and "stay out and night and I do karate" why the hell would you be on 4chan? Isn't Instagram or TikTok or Discord or Tumblr or Xitter or whatever else people use objectively better?
>>84931510Don't message meCause i won't replyWanna make you cry
I actually would really love for there to be good new music and I would love to find and listen to it and apparently it exists -somewhere-, it's just, like, buried treasure that you have to waste a lot of time searching for with a badly written map made by a drunk retard who has clearly never seen a single piece of treasure in his entire life,,,>>84931455Just admit there's no good music. It's all slop and you're ashamed that your favorite slop isn't popular enough for anyone to care about.>>84931468Apparently the stuff I'd like is all hidden and you have to know somebody who knows somebody in order to find it, like a drug deal.
>>84931532I mean these things are searchable people make reviews, make vids aboutt their top 10 whatever bands on youtube just put something in a search bar my friend.
>my gay online friends are discussing gaycels
>>84931551really? Why? what are they saying?
>>84931562probably saying it's impossible to be a gay incel cuz gay men are all sluts and you can always just fuck a fat old guy off grindr if you really want to but straight bros have to find a woman (there are billions, they're literally everywhere) and impress her (she is mentally a child) which is like super hard since he'd actually have to go outside and find $50 for dinner one night
>>84931562They're conflating the whole idea of the looksmaxxing self-hating gay dude that is really mean with gaycels and it's making me insecure
>>84931532I feel bad for you to not have a love for art like i do
>>84931587What does that all mean?
>>84931610No, it's that the modern music industry is exactly that - a commercial INDUSTRY that is not incentivized to produce art. You enjoy listening to glorified jingles and elevator music. Muzak.If you don't agree, show me something real. This entire conversation I've only been trying to find art and none has appeared. Except that one nice anon who posted Billie, that was quite good. Until you post a link, I have to assume that you're trolling.
>>84931654Not him but how is he supposed to know what you would like? Dummy.
>>84931654Am I supposed to believe you genuinely don't know there's musicians that make art for the sake of expression over some sort of attempt at commercial success? that you can figure out how to use a mouse and keyboard but are too dumb to find anything beyond what you call 'muzak' in the era where experimental music has flourished the most? too dumb to look out your own window at local shows, fests, diy scenes, so on? Like I said listing bands is pointless because you'll just call literally anything I post as actually shit, my point is a larger one about the way you view art and easily dismiss it
>>84931720I don't understand why you would gatekeep music. Are you stupid?
>>84931654>Except that one nice anon who posted Billie, that was quite goodawww thank you nonnie. I don't know if you'll like this but take a listen https://youtu.be/2xtKhqbNBoYyou probably know this one too. Like you, I listen to a lot of old songs too mostly, nowadays I like ambience tracks more. I wouldn't say I know about artists and everything, I just go with what my ear think is well done and soulful, or original at least
whats up my niggys just got back from the dentist
>>84931732actually just too smart for boring bait. saying modern music is 'muzak' and overly commercial, not incentivized to produce art, can be proved wrong just about objectively by the fact that there's a countless number of subgenres of music thats completely commercially inviable like noise, black metal, slam, free jazz, etc, that have active scenes with hundreds of artists.
>>84931654btw here's an old gem too https://youtu.be/gWHkxqPfWQU
The zoomers listen to Addison Rae and Olivia Rodrigo. No I've never heard of them either. The last era of mainstream artists being an actual thing was 2015
Would you guys date a guy that listens to Weezer and Giles Corey?
Art is a claim on the future, no matter where it shows up or how banal it might seem. Even asbestos mining towns have stained glass windows. A cheap pastoral painting inside a mall in a town famous for how many living things it poisons isn't just a cheap distraction.It's a prayer.All this is just to say for as long as I can remember I've felt broken and alone. I have an impulse that makes it feel like I'm always about to say the wrong thing and ruin all my relationships. Sometimes this makes me talk too much but mostly it makes me say nothing at all.
Yea yea yea just post your ass already
>>84931866>>84931859>>84931846>>84931801>>84931765>>84931764>>84931732cheer up and listen to real musichttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=muXwyB8qs4k
im not cheering up and im not posting ass im going to listen to black metal and cry into a hypothetical boyfriends chest and experience emotions on a higher level than any of you ever will https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycQ6xaYqtWg
>>84931885>Conor MurphyDidn't this dude go psycho and end up institutionalised?
>>84931964>Didn't this dude go psycho and end up institutionalised?based if true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hGCwTqRz0w
>>84931010I like the Weeknd but he was like 15 years ago. (fuck I'm old now) Can't really say many new artists do anything well that isn't just a niche focused version of a pre existing artist. Or a mass produced pop retard.
I love youBeetchI'm never gonna stop lovin yaBeetch
I am so eepy, only had 3 hours of eep tonight and it's at least 2 more hours till eepytime.
every day of my life is eternal torture
did you like ye - bully? i thought his cshow at sofi stadium was the toughest shit i ever seen
>>84932769I hate bullies
>>84932766Bizarre future Americana relic.
Donchenko is so good. That was beautiful to watch, everything from his fast instant counters after blocks, body shots and shot selection in general and of course that sequence of head movement trolling. That head kick was picture perfect. I love it when ufc is on normal time, especially if it's an actually good card for once.
>>84932781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EcHfw6F-gghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjBk2mXRsmM
I need a computer wiz bf at this point, I am inept with configuring my computer.
i calmed down and made a pizza. do you guys hate it and think i deserve to be alone or does it look ok
>>84933182Looks good, would eat (with you by my side).
>>84933182good pizza and more importantly good job calming down
only one more year for me to become a gay wizard
>>849332741 and a half for me. If it's your birthday, happy birthday anon. What is the primary reason you became a wizard anyway?
>>84933248thanks but your post incurred my wrath now im furious again>>84933197if i had a boyfriend to cook for i think i wouldnt want to kill as much
>>84933323ugh WHATEVER (smushes my hand in your pizza) OWW HOT OW OW
>>84933347i made that pizza from love in my heart and herbs in my garden you will face my bite force of over 150 newtons
>>84933315Just a few weeks away, thank you though. For me it was being fat all my life and not wanting to start a relationship when I'm fat. But now I am /fit/ and still hate myself and don't even really want a relationship because it is scary but I also don't want to be lonely.What is your reason?
>>84933370Gratz on getting /fit/. I'm trying to hit the gym but my discipline keeps waning.My reason for being wizard is that I simply cannot convince myself that I am lovable. I see my ghastly visage in the mirror and have no choice but to accept my fate.
>>84933439Seems we have very similar reasons, even if we can train our bodies and at least change that but the self-hatred remains.Although personally I find blackpillers too harsh. I know it is strange to say this, but I never understood what was so ugly about Blackops2cel. Almost all the uglycel examples you find online are overblown imo.
>>84933439you need to become loved and to best do that you need to love yourself im afraid
>>84933533It worried me when he started getting traction because he sorta looked like me. Made me really self conscious to not take any pictures of myself. I do think being ugly hurts your chances but personality can also be a major factor. Unfortunately I am quite anti social.>>84933613I just can't. I'm not sure how to describe it, but my whole world view relies on self hatred, it protects me from emotional pain and being vulnerable.
>>84933613>it protects me from emotional pain and being vulnerable.And how the fuck do you ever expect to be someone that can be vulnerable?!Are you going to spend the rest of your days as a timid coward when you only have so many of them left? Self hatred is just cowardice!Stop being afraid of pretension and get willing to actually reach for and interface with ideas and concepts out of your reach
>>84933323can you be my boyfren and kill me?
I will never understand what people find so attractive about Tom Holland. He looks like a little Leprechaun man to me
>>84934779its all paid endorsement
>22>KHV bottom>Never attended college>One friend in life>Live(d) at home with parents tiil a few hours ago>NEET for two years>Closeted>Homophobic conservative family>Three or four hours ago>Left my dildo in the shower by accident caus I shower with my toys when I clean them>Mom finds it while putting away bodywash>FLIPS OUT>Tells my dad>They "had suspicions" for years apparently, now confirmed>Absolutely yelling, red in the face about how I'm an embarassment to the family>"Anon, you need to leave for a few days while we sort this out">In tears at this point ask if they're serious>They can't answser except "yes" because they're so upset>Fly upstairs and pack a duffel bag, eyes full of tears>No money for a hotel for whatever "a few days" actually is>I'm gonna be homeless holy fuck>In desparation and shame, I call my one friend in town, who just so happens to be a really, really close personal friend>He listens calmly to me sobbing on the phone on the curb of my childhood home>Where we used to play and ride skateboards as kids>Very timidly ask if he can pick me up -- not even stay with him>Him and I go way back, and have maintianed a strong connection>I still expect him to say "no">His voice drops, no longer silly or smart like usual>It's deep and concerned>"I'm getting in my car right now. Just stay outside.">Relief washes over me>Break down after I hang up because of the situation and the raw compassion of my friend>He picks me up a few minutes later>Takes me to his place>Gets out of the car>Surprise crushes my back with a huge hug>I start crying and apologizing for being a freak and a faggot who forced this on him>He keeps whispering he loves me and he's sorry he never knew>He never knew but he still loves me>Blanket and pillow on his old couch in front of the TV we'd play PS3 onHe's gone now doing a liquor store run. Says he wants to have some whiskey for the night ahead. I don't know what to feel except numb.Hi /r9gay/.
>>84934957if you guys don't at least kiss I want my money back
>>84934957say gex right now why are you posting here
>>84935002He got back a few minutes ago and we started sipping whiskey. I hate whiskey, but it is warming my throat. My eyes hurt..It's weird you know i.never thought I'd come out to him like this. Hes straight. I'm not going to kiss him. He's beautiful and caring and frankly one of the smartest people I know. I'd only ruin him with my fag touchHe wants to watch a movie but he's getting a pizza in the oven
>>84935104you kiss your loving boyfriend don't be a faggot
>>84935118Listen anon.. this is giving me bad fantasies that I thought I buried. He may not have a gf but I'm positive he's straight. This is a bad time for confronting my longingHe wants to watch princess bride and then talk and drink. Says the movie will help me calm down. I've never seen it but it looks... Queer
>Princess Brideabsolute kino. the torture scene is super hot
>>84935104>>84935143>he's straight>confronting my longingI see you, slowburn
>>84935161>I see you, slowburnis that a namefag here? I dunno. I didn't have like ANY friends growing up, except him. And whoever I did get to know I found I weirded out. He's the only person I think who has ever understood me.We've all dealt with these feelings and desuI'm kinda proud i could bury it for so longi don't even want to think about tomorrow when my parents are probably gonna calli don't want to think about what happens when i can't stay here
gonna play video games and smoke weed and forget about my problems for another day until they all compound and kill me
>>84935174fyi slow burn is a subgenre of romance writing usually seen in fanfiction, it's about what you'd expectyour parents will take you back in a day or so after the freak out is finished
>tfw no mama say mama sa mama coosa bfI played with my transformers today.
>>84935174this nigga was killed and butchered btw
>>84936278price of beef got people acting up, rip
I said to myself I will do a thing today but now I don't feel like it.Need bf to bash me in the head and make me.
need bf to bash me in the head
>tfw no kinda homeless bf
1.) Stop being gay, all of you. 2.) Go back to >>>/lgbt/ and stay there, all of you.
I'd probably live in my car instead of moving out to an apartment
>>84937247Not possible, and no!*muah*
>>84929216I'm sorry it must be hard for you being the most desirable, beautiful, amazing, aesthetic and thrilling body type of all. Especially when you have deep set dark eyes and hair that makes you even more beautiful while gross fat uglies like me are somehow in your twister worldview are supposed to be normal whislt wishing to be closer to these your qualities even once in their life as a idealized standart that was set during my formative years and a beauty standart standing out the most.
That's actually not true, I like all guys and the all men are hot but it still stands that being skinny tall and lithe is more noticeable to me
>>84937254if you were cute and there was an uncute guy and if you lived in the same city and if that uncute guy would start hitting on you and you needed or wanted to have a personal free appartment and the uncute ugly guy had it slipped that he had an appartment empty with no residents at all would you play along and be his date and trick him to get a personal place?
do you think aliens will come by next year?
>>84937637No, why would they.They are probably forever out of our reach.
>>84937659oh...I wanted to see them i wanted to see their planet. And a happening would be nice too ofc
>>84937689You want to see an alien chad BAC right?
I gave it a good honest try but it just didn't work out, I'll try again in a few days
>>84938083what are you on talking about?
Pick your bee eff
>>84938584Redhead in the front if he'd shave that beard.
>>84938584Twink in the back if he grows a beard
>>84938584last to the right one with blue top looks shy and sweet
>>84938584it really is true you aren't allowed to be both gay in the open and unattractive
>>84938664None of them are attractive. Well that's not true, they all look good and put together but I just don't think you are that much worse.
>>84938584None of them are femboys in thigh highs and a skirt, yuck.
>>84938702thank god, otherwise they'd be meet with a ton of pestsexuals
fucked up by making a provocative comment to my ex who very clearly sees me as nothing but an annoyance. i should've just kept my fucking mouth shut
>>84938584Gonna have to go with the yellow guy in the back.
>>84938850can i be your ex instead
>>84938896i dunno, anon. you don't want to associate with someone hung up on their ex
>>84938971i'd like to associate with someone hung period, yes correct. was that a ye or a no?
>>84938984im 5 inches hard, leave me be lad
>>84939072i wasn't asking for you penis size, it was a poorly made joke that you didn't have to answer and i would be fine if you're hung up like talk to me and ignore me and not over your ex, i wanted you to tell me this things about you. but that's a great good mightly penis, thank you. that was a no
I'm >>84935174 >>84935104 >>84934957>Woke up 20 minutes agon on his couch>Hungover like mad>Three missed calls from my mom in that time>Best friend is still in his room likely sleeping off the drinksI'm scared to call back. Princess Bride was good. It made me feel hope for a second or two.
>>84939101i wouldn't ignore you. im hung up on my ex, not a monster. im sorry for being meaner than i ought to have been. have a good day
>>84939120what tf do you think you're doing? not ignoring, telling me that you wouldn't ignore me and going away. i'm not built like that, you were not mean but i will get mean if i'm ignored and will fucking get you through the earth if I have to just to explain what that means!
either way this persona is over and i just noticed that it's kinda late for my therapeudic window so i'm back to having a mental crisis and woening and i'm unavailable for a conversation. don't piss me off, see how quickly you fled when i started talking about him? you never loved me you still love him more than me!! never stood a chance
Meow has been MIA for a while now, wonder what happened to him.
>>84939104You shall approach him just in your underwear without relaxing your morning erection and insist he does the same.
>>84939540STOP MAKING ME LUSTHe is doing me a huge favor right now. He said I could stay for a few weeks if I need. I hope I can go home soon but I'm not sure. I still haven't called my mom back.>and insist he does the same.he was wearing these long gray sweats and a shirt when he came out of his room let me tell you the imprint was driving me insane. Stop. I want to maintin my platonic love of him.
>>84939525I think he was just fed up. Maybe he's busy with work
>>84939606>Stop. I want to maintin my platonic love of him.I swear this nigger is just reciting the plot of his favorite yaoi manga.If you aren't larping you should probably call your mom back. Best case scenario they let you back with significant restrictions, or give you a time limit to save money and move out. This could be your mom's idea, depending on which parent is more empathetic. Worst case scenario they tell you to pack up and leave for good today.
>>84939606Before you go tell me about his imprint. Was it big and thick and stuff and girthy? Just in a platonic sense, don't fuck where you eat but give me the details.
I am so tired of my stubble. I shave my beard everyday and right every evening I find myself with this ugly stubble shadow that makes me look 20 years older. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, idk.
>>84939795Just wax it off.
>>84939804asked my esthetician and she did not recommend it
>>84939795You're probably misguided, I think I'd awed if I woke up and my boyfriend was already napping with a stubble showing, for me he'd be a cute young man, like he's obviously still young but has facial hair now and he's still cute
>>84939815anon I look like a hobo, you'd finch if you saw me. I look like one of those old men that pretend they're still in their 20s, but in the wrong way
>>84939810My psychiatrist prescribed me lithium, but I'm not taking that bullshit. Don't blindly listen to people simply because of their education or status.
>>84939826no offence to the homeless of course
body hair...eww
>>84939826Great, the first hobo that looks like a hot model>you'd finch if you saw me. No>I look like one of those old men that pretend they're still in their 20s, but in the wrong wayWhat's the right way then?
>>84939958thanks for the flattering anon, but kinda hard if you don't know how I look like
>>84939991Probably cute and maybe even sexy
Small dick cope is sad. As a bottom there's no way a small dick tickling my entrance is ever going to make me cum like a big dick slamming into my guts and hitting all the right spots to make me explode
>think small dicks are cute and great>people think i'm condescending their penis when i just like cute peckers (called that because unlike bigger dicks they don't really droop so are really straight and hard which is cool)
And there's nothing that gives you as much of a giddy high as cumming from a big dick slamming into your ass making you cum
>>84939670In case you're wondering after my friend pushed me into doing it I did call my parents back. They said they felt about making me leave. They want me to move out by the end of this year though, "not becasue of the gay stuff" they said. In their words it's time for me to live my lifestyle. I haven't had a job in two years and I didn't ask them for money>>84939733>Before you go tell me about his imprint. Was it big and thick and stuff and girthy?Long and thick. Like the kind of morning wood that is just starting to go down. not like jutting out of him, but heavy against his thigh. like a python
guess I'll killy myself and my small pp then
>>84940731small penises are GOOD.
>>84940754anon says they cannot satisfy a bottom so I don't deserve to exist. Bottoms' orders
always remember to study how the world goes loves
>>84940770you can exist. You just don't deserve sex
>>84940770>caring what a bottom thinksjust fuck their ass and mpreg them don't think about it too hard
>mpregThe cum just dribbles out with a small dick. It won't reach the boy womb
>>84940925while longer barrels do increase velocity, the size of the cartridge also matters. i've seen some boys who must have had quite a fat prostate with the ropes they were shooting out.
I will adopt a small pp top bf, thank you.
>>84940481>Small dick copehey well, that's me, hi>>84940731can you be my fellow smaller (probably average or lower average ceiling) penises boyfriend?
>>84940801>tranny filth at the top>otter and twunks that lowAre you ready to be sent to Hell for preaching the falsehood? Because you deserve it and you should die, along with the tranny that runs that acc
>>84941083It's the caste system. A jeet runs that account.
jaime pull up the eye color hierarchy chart
>>84940754Sorry but I'm so small that my little cock dictates me to be with a real man with a real man's cock and I evaluate their success by size for sure and other characteristics of a cock that make it attractive. I need to have a bf with a big cock or else I might cut mine off in about 6 years and best and my mind gets the best of me, just to get to know and ask about how it's like living with a big stamina buff while mine is a prenatal hex that can't be dispelled
I LOVE squeezing my ass on a big fat dick. It's just more fun and animalistic
>>84941141so true bestie fat dick is cool dick
Wanna piss all day, the fuck that means?
>>84913610Yes I do yay
I fucking hate how leftists/redditors will keep glazing some ugly/mid bitch and saying how pretty and gorgeous she is. It's one of the worst things they do. Clearly a couple where the guy is out of her league? "omg she's sooooo pretty he is so lucky"
>>84941481That's true, based. You're so smart and hot and wise and pretty.
>>84930156Did we ever find out what this vagepost was about?
>>84941537It's best just to ignore schizoposts
>>84941556i don't blame anon. thread drama can be really fun and exciting, though it has to be fresh and not schizos bellyaching about glub shitto slighting them several years ago.
another hour of boxing and burpees under my belt wow i'm tired + hungy+ gonny be sore tomorroq
another hour of farting and burping under my belt wow i'm tired + hungry + gonny be sore tomorroq
I wanted to make a top 10 favorite songs of a band I recently found and listened to their whole discography multiple times now. Some songs I listened to 30 times probably in last week. What I ended up with is a list with over 50 of the songs I liked and I just can't decide on my top 10. Not that it matters except I feel like I failed my mission statement. Tragic!
My favorite will be seeing my future boyfriend doing burpees and burpies after a meal
Meow meow I'm a fat stupid whore yay
>tfw eating poorly cooked tendies by themselves with no sides but at least it isn't fast food.
>tfw no poorly cooked thread
My boyfriend made me spaghetti after we had sex
I want to make a meal for a boyfriend now
>>84941936So true need thick cock in my fat whore holes
>>84942034No!It should have been me...
