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>Staying with my aunt for a month or two as I look for a new place
>She owns 14 cats
>Cat shit literally everywhere including the goddamn kitchen counter
>Cat fur everywhere
>Sometimes a cat gets sick and dies and I have to bury it
>She uses a sponge to clean cat shit of the kitchen counter next to the sink and now I'm worried I or her may have used it on dishes by accident
I'm about to go fucking insane, I need to get out of here immediately
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>>84910647
Call the ASPCA.
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>>84910647
Doesn't overexposure to cats lead to actual schizophrenia?
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>>84910647
Jesus Mother Fucking Christ
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>>84910654
Not directly. You're thinking of toxoplasmosis, which can be found in cat poop, but this person is very exposed if they're under 25.
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>>84910647
>Sometimes a cat gets sick and dies and I have to bury it
So this happened more than once.
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>>84910647
>I'm about to go fucking insane, I need to get out of here immediately
>I need to make a thread about it instead of just leaving
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>>84910647
This made me laugh funniest 4chan post I have seen all week you won
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>>84910647
Petniggers need to kill themselves. Pet owners are the dumbest most golemly niggercattle on Earth. Such an enormous waste
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>>84910702
Not funny. Check your thoughts. You must be heading for a very troublesome path.
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>>84910702
Its a nightmare for me but at least someone is smiling
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>>84910654
Incorrect, cats find pure humans to take care of them and mostly pure humans are white men and women and lots of white women are fat now
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I fucking hate pet owners
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>>84910647
my mom and your aunt will make such a good friendship, my bitch mom owns like 20 cats, my clothes are impregnated with cat fur, i want her death no joking here, she is making me crazy.
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Start cleaning everything with a dilute bleach solution and she'll get the idea

It's the only thing that will neutralize the smell
T. Chemist
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>>84911382
>>84910647
How the fuck is this allowed by the landlord or HOA?
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>>84910647
I live with my grandma, her 4 cats and her crippled chihuahua, plus my great aunt, her 2 cats, her old chihuahua and her daughter's dog (chihuahua) that she left here for her mother to take care of. Recently my grandma accepted a old lady whose a distant friend of the family into the house and she's sleeping on the couch. Of course she brought her dog as well. A weenie dog... mixed with a chihuahua.

10 fucking animals. There's never one area outside of my bedroom that's clean. It's hair, piss (from the two seperate cat clans hating each other), and dog shit from lazy old dogs who don't want to go outside. And who has to take out the litter twice a week? Not the three old ladies obviously. So I have to clean 3 litterboxes, they're always full on trash nights.

And the new dog. God I hate this dog with a passion. It is neurotic from the old lady's domestic abusive ex husband or whatever. So I am bark at constantly. If I go to the garage. If I go to the bathroom. If I go outside. If I open my door. If I jingle my keys too loud. I've been here for 5 years and it just keeps getting worse. Next week, I'm moving into my own house. I hate this house and I almost hate everyone in it, I can't fucking wait. I'll sleep on the floor of the new house rather than spend another minute here.
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>>84911574
>God I hate this dog with a passion.
Be patient with the dog, it's not his fault he's been put in an unnatural urban environment by dumb irresponsible petfags. Most dogs would unironically be happier on the street.
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>>84910647
I don't understand how the feline jew managed to get such a stranglehold on the normies
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Make sure to do a full parasite cleanse when you do move out.
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>>84911603
Nope. He barks at me not because he's scared of me or pissed at me, he barks because he's coddled by shitty old ladies who refuse to discipline him or do anything beyond trying to talk to him like he's a fucking child. I usually hit him when they're not around and he pisses and shits himself between trying to bite me. Then he runs and howls and cries for them to return. I'm not proud of hurting a little dog, I'm just so fucking tired of being forced to live in a zoo with 3 spoiled old ladies who care more about their pets than their own families. Old stupid women who only want attention, but push everyone away with their fucking animal circus act. Who'd want to willingly visit this place? And my grandma just makes bad decision after bad decision like the spoiled baby boomer she is. I love her, but god damn, boomers are suicidal people given the keys to the fucking kingdom.

I'll come around twice a week to clean the take out the trash. But besides that I will never visit this place again, not until they're all dead, ladies and animals.
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>>84910647
Clean the entire house next time she leaves for whatever reason, scrub everything down until the cat smell is gone or at least heavily reduced
Then hope she comes to her senses
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>>84911520
Not everyone lives in a gated community timmy
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>>84910647
>>Sometimes a cat gets sick and dies and I have to bury it
Call a vet who does house calls Jesus Christ.
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>>84911642
You're a manchild who refuses to take responsibility for his own lot in life and an animal abuser, why should anyone feel sympathy for you?
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>>84911651
Nah, you could kill every single one of those cats and tell her she's next if she gets one more - and she would be out feeding the strays the next morning. It's a mental illness. These old ladies would rather hoard animal slaves for their own entertainment. Feed them literal, literal goyslop. Keep them confide in a small house... until she inevitably dies from illness and disease so these cats can become strays and flock to the next lonely lady. This is the only femcel future for any woman who doesn't build a real family. Even if their children can build real families, they'd never visit their single mother surrounded by their terracotta army of cats like some kinda of inbred Pharoah.
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>>84911655
I mean, they'd still have a landlord, right? Why would he allow this?
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>>84911696
Kek
I have absolutely no interest in harming them. I just wish I could convince her to downsize.
Whatever, I'll be out in about a month. Regardless, I'm extremely worried about her and would want this to stop
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>>84911680
Sympathy? I don't want sympathy, it's honestly just one more facts of my life that I dealt with. For way too long, without much complaint because that's just how it is. I'm mostly venting because it's like a dull pain, you lived with for years and got used to, finally on the verge of going away.

And animal abuser? Sure. But so is everyone on the planet in my eyes. You people look at these cat ladies and laugh to yourselves.
>Man, these lonely ladies are so silly, who needs that many cats?!?
But how is not abuse to stuff cats into a rotting house? Fed goyslop instead of real fresh meat? Neutered and never allowed to mate or have a litter. Never having the pleasure of a single hunt. Being a real cat.

And you people just look at that and think:
>Well, yeah they have to live like that. They're pets.
Sick stuff. Treating animals like stuffed animals and trinkets. Fur babies my ass, if you treated a child half as bad, you'd be worse than a literal fucking pedophile.
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>>84911680
I feel sympathy for him because it sucks to live with retarded animals and their retarded owners.
Keep hitting that dumb mutt.
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>>84911985
Boohoo, he's an adult, he can move out.
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>>84910647
does she have an animal hoarding disorder
what does she think about the cats does she just "save" them? try to suggest she rehomes them
>>84911382
>cat fur
literally just close the door to your room or something. Imagine wishing your mom was dead because she's housing cats in HER house
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>>84910647
i lived like this with my grandpa and grandma for several years in my teens. I'm so sorry for what you're going through. It really is an utterly ill and hopeless environment to be in. But achieving independence will hit sweetly for you
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>>84912081
Kek, nobody is moving out in 2026 thanks to the (((housing market)))
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>>84910647
Cats are the nastiest, most vile animals, literally disgusting, I have no idea how anyone tolerates the things.
>Hairballs everywhere.
>Constantly hacking up vomit too.
>Piss on everything to 'mark their territory' like the disgusting little things will crawl onto beds or couches and piss in them just because there's a new person around.
>Shits in a box you have to change three times a fucking day and if there isn't fove boxes they'll just shit on the fucking floor anyway.
>Then they'll fucking claw you and you'll get infected because the ungrateful little cunts think they're in charge.
>House stinks of their shit 24/7 no matter what.
I genuinely believe they should all be put down and have no idea why anyone enjoys having them as pets.

>>84911642
I'd call you an animal abusing retard but
>Chihuahua
You know what, anon, just this once I'm gonna let you off. Chihuahuas are hands down the most ill-tempered, irritable, annoying cunts of dogs and it's not even a competition. Give me a choice between a nigger pitbull and a chihuahua and I'll take the pitbull every time. Having one of those demons under a roof is too many, let alone three of the fucking things. If I was stuck in your position I'd probably end up teaching the bug-eyed little shit a lesson too.
I was gonna explain how to get the thing to like/trust you as I've rehabilitated abused dogs before (protip, 'discipline' only ever makes things worse, you really wanna focus on rewarding good behaviour and replacing/redirecting bad), but it'd be wasted on that shitty breed. They are infamous for only liking a single person and just being full of unwarranted aggression towards everyone else but that person, so only the owner could train them - and they won't, because the owner thinks the vile fucking thing is a little angel.
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>>84911574
>A weenie dog... mixed with a chihuahua.
Also holy shit this is a terrible fucking idea, what colossal moron did that? A dachshund is a hunting dog. So you have just given this foul-tempered, aggressive little fuck of a chihuahua a PREY DRIVE. And what is it gonna use it for? What instincts does it have that that drive is gonna magnify and encourage? Exactly what you've described, barking at everyone that isn't it's owner constantly. It's not doing it because it's coddled, it's doing it because it has no other outlet for what they've bred into it. The poor thing was fucked on a genetic level from the moment it was born.
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>>84910647
realistically, anything more than 2 cats is a mental illness.



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