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>take selfie
>look horrendous
>look at my mirror reflection
>look normal

I hate it
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>>84911698
Yeah selfie is unfortunately the true you and the mirror isn't.
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>>84911698
your phone camera sucks
ask someone else to take the photo or beg/pay a pro to take your photo.
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>>84911698
>take selfie
Who does this? Take a video and screenshot it.
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>>84911698
you look horrendous in both anon lets not kid ourselves here
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>>84911717
>>84911747
>>84911751
No one will ever know what they look like if women have flirted and done shit with you IRL you're not ugly.
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>Listen to the sound of my voice in a video

Burn it. Burn it all.
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>>84911755
I was helping a guy who had just suffered from an epilepsy attack and from the corner of my eye I could see a woman staring at me in disgust. Just recently I was walking down a hall and a group of girls stared at me with distressed faces. Should I assume I'm ugly?
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>>84911760
Also not entirely accurate Micheal jackson could sing into my phone with a band in the back and it would sound like total shit.
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>>84911755
>women with bad taste dont exist
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>>84911698
get painted by someone.
i have sat for 6 paintings. most of them are pretty good.
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>>84911776
>Women with bad taste exist
>Women only fuck Chad
Which one is it nigger holy shit.
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>>84911782
Thats decent work.
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>>84911782
Billions must paint
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>>84911800
they are kind of serious painters.
this guy has been painting his whole life. after three hours this what he has. he spends a lot of time finishing them. sitting still for three hours is kind of boring and kills my ass.
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>>84911782
Makes sense.
Sense it's a human with eyes (the best camera ever invented) putting their best technology at work (the human brain) into constructing an accurate image of you.
This is why ai will always be shit.
I've seen bands live that I didn't really like and came away liking them better human experiences are all that really matter.
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>>84911698
Take it with your rear camera.
The front camera's lens distorts your face by making your cheeks, eyes, and nose look bigger.
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>>84911796
>chad only is good taste
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>>84911796
You have no idea about reality if you believe that

Ik a guy who is the literal personification of the chud creep. He looks hideous, he acts crazy, no personality, literal loser in both academics and sports and he used to stalk/follow a friend of mine. She told him to back off multiple times and he didn't bulged. Sometimes she would be minding her business but this mf would start following her all the way around until she has left the campus,continue to do so until she left and would never stop even after being told so. Asked her out 5 times a week even after being turned down multiple times.He even "confessed" to her, got rejected and still continued being a creep. And when confronted he said " Dude she does likes me, i just need to persuade her into realizing it ! " and all of this because she doesn't get repulsed by him unlike other women. So you get the point right? He is like the stereotypical psycho stalker but the bad one.

After trying for 6 months, he finally gave up on her. Everyone celebrated, we thought "maybe finally he will reflect on his actions and realize what was wrong". But we were wrong, he found a new girl to crush upon and she said yes. I mean good for both of them that they found a match but does she even realizes what she is in for? He isn't even a chad.

And i have even more weird stories . Women have terrible taste in men.
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>>84911932
Borderline rape doesn't count retard.
This niggers going to end up with a charge or shot. Very retarded story.
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>>84911698
>>84911717
Not necessary truth about the mirror Not beying your true self it is your self of course its your perfect reflection.
The difference i would say is while seeing yourself in mirror through your own eyes looking at photo of yourself is bit like looking at you through someone elses eyes and add to it that the photo was taken poorly with bad lighting and whatnot and you are cooked in your head.

Learn how to be infront of camera by doing it a lot for lets say two months and than you will see what changed.

Because think about it some bitches and by bitches i mean any gender are constantly televising their lives, making hundread photos a day streaming 16 hours a day. Thats is in way a practice so you bet they are good at it at taking fucking selfie. Taking neat selfie for them is like doing barrelroll for black dude.
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>>84911814
I know how it feels anon i attending painting courses for 5 years , we would sit each other models sometimes, i did my time.

I can also recognice this artists confident these bit robust brush strokes, unrefined, as half finished state of these practice portraits. I can tell he is confident in his skills, his strokes and even tho making foundation for painting or any art form for that matter if draining i bet he can do these even in less than 3 hours.
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>>84911717
Literally the exact opposite you retard. Focal length and a picture (capturing 3d in 2d) fuck everything up.



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