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Girls will rock equipment like this and then have sex with some dude that has a 5.1 incher
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yeah i also hate when women dont care about dick size
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>>84913160
>Girls will rock equipment like this and then have sex with some dude that has a 5.1 incher
You mean rich guys?
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>>84913177
I would prefer a world where dick size was all that mattered. If you and your homie are fighting over a girl you can easily solve it by taking your dicks out and seeing who is bigger. Maybe because I have a decent length myself 6.5 inches and I'm pretty terrible in all the stuff girls typically care about.

>>84913189
Not necessarily but those get tons of sex too obviously the lucky ones with girls like that
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>>84913311
>6.5 inches
Prove it.
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>>84913331
Should've said bone pressed but yeah, no proof I'll leave it to your imagination.
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>>84913355
So 2.5 inches bone pressed. Got it.
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>>84913360
I see tons of guys claiming they have 7-8 inches sure 6.5 is still rare globally but like in central eu I wouldn't be surprised if every 5th guy had around a 6 incher. So stop glazing, baka.
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flat is justice
I want a companion not a cow
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>>84913160
>b...but my peenar's bigger!
big whoop, name her 3 most favorite anime
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>>84913395
You like women who look like 12 year old boys.
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>>84913532
I think you need to get your eyes checked or lay off the crack pipe for a while
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>>84913551
Come up with a better excuse, gay pedo.
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>>84913532
>You like women who look like 12 year old boys.
actress Ellen Page?
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>>84913160
Fat too. I always see it with these whores and their OF shit. Hot girl with some pot belly and not even six inches
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>>84913395
Both are good, even a fattie with a stinky pussy would satisfy me if she was cute and liked me.
I like stinky pussy.
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>>84913160
>hur dur my dick thread
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>>84913395
I want my companions to be able to give me boners so... not that Nora couldn't but most flaties aren't as blessed as her in the hip/fat distribution department

>>84913442
Name the depth of her cervix pindick

>>84913690
Yeah zero fairness or reason to their decisions. They give their 10/10 bods to the worst slobs

>>84913757
I bet yours looks like a depressed worm
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How do I get one of these 10/10 onlyfans girls? I'm a mediocre 5'8" white man with a pencil dick and pot belly. I don't give a fuck if she's an onlyfans girl if it means I get to touch her
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>>84913958
Well you're their exact type so just be in the same social circles as them and do the classic human mating stuff
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>>84913970
what social circles are those?
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>>84913395
>companion not a cow
this !
thick women are hot but I can't treat them seriously
like your overgrown bits that impede your movement exist only to activate neuron in money brain
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>>84913926
>my dick
>your dick
op got only penis in his head
op is gay
/end thread
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>>84913677
Lol. Now your just throwing out pedo when that's a grown ass woman
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>>84913160
>>84913926
made an ai video using these as start and end frames
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>>84913926
Any girl can activate your reptile brain by getting a fat ass. It takes a special kind of woman to make you go wild by being both extremely feminine and very thin.
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>>84913686
I still can't believe she destroyed herself
What a loss
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I have a small penis so I'd rather be her cuck and watch.
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>>84913160
>have sex with some dude that has a 5.1 incher
This doesn't actually happen. Where have you seen that?
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>>84914051
I'm not in them so I dunno

>>84914202
I've jerked it to girls practically every single day since I was fifteen (I did before that too of course just not as frequently) calling me gay does nothing

>>84914549
Do these have good thigh physics? It would be hawt if she went on her toes and then dropped out for ze thigh jiggle

>>84914574
Well both of those points are true but it's not like I'm swimming in girls of the first category. Girls with natural sex appeal like you're describing are one in a thousand desu

>>84914629
I would prefer if most small dick bros were reasonable and behaved like this instead of stealing our girls

>>84914635
Everywhere, go outside tons of losers walking around with baddies.
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>>84915040
>Do these have good thigh physics? It would be hawt if she went on her toes and then dropped out for ze thigh jiggle
not sure, I just used some free video generator.
I'm downloading Wan 2.2 since I just got a new GPU so I guess I could make her do anything
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>>84913160
There's hope for us all, huh?
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>>84915040
Watching girls have sex with superior men just makes more sense than trying to fuck them myself. I can't satisfy them with my body, I'm better off being a paypig who funds her lifestyle financially.
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>>84913160
Why do you think dick size is important, Anon?



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