Need a little sister that doesn't really respect me and dresses like a slut
>>84914062sounds like my older sister lol
>>84914073Knock her up lol
>>84914108I would but I hate her guts lol
>>84914110How bad does she ragebait you?
>>84914119She doesn't go out of her way, she's just a stereotypical Stacey. Insufferable since she started living at home and became a slob, but yeah dresses like a slut
>>84914062>>84914073Don't have a sister but sisters being disrespectful cunts sounds like a default natural state.
>>84914131At least you get a peak at her fits
>>84914170how is it even possible for a big brother to not want to hit if he sees his sister lounging around like that???
>>84914062no anon, you dontmine tried to slice her carotid yesterday and screamed KILL ME for a good few minutes while i tried to restrain hershe did some damage, might have a few neck scars for the next few years
>>84914222moms / sisters / aunts be like >I found my dirty underwear in his bedroom. Ugh, im devastated, how could he do this to me>I'm booking a therapist appointment next week
>>84914170Is there a way to force physical contact with your sister that doesn't automatically make you a creep? Like if I had an annoying sister I'd wanna wrestle her into submission (and more that I obviously can't do)
>>84914244you could have a ticklefight?
>>84914244you said it, play wrestlinganother skeleton key is massages. Gotta read the room, pick the right timing and set the mood right to minimize chances of getting rejected though
My little sister doesnt respect me and we dont talk at all anymoreLast time she spoke to me was it of obligation to invite me to her wedding. I just threw the invitation away. Spent the day at a brothel
>>84914277sounds like a good time original
>>84914248Good thinking I wonder if I could get as blatant as mounting her back while tickling her tummy... >>84914254Isn't she gonna catch on if you always offer her massages? Just a general mismatch with how I tend to behave too, I'd probably prefer bullying her with play fighting and tickling
>>84914302>Isn't she gonna catch on if you always offer her massagesthat's why I said "Gotta read the room, pick the right timing and set the mood right to minimize chances of getting rejected though"You have a free pass to ask once and you better make the most of it. Second time it's already gonna be awkward.Maybe you should just randomly walk up behind her and work her shoulders casually. Develop some sort of routine and ease her into it.
>>84914244Get /fit/ and she'll be the creep>t. worked out and sister started fawning and getting physical with me regularly
>>84914391and what came of it?
>>84914398Nothing I'm not freaky even though I could probably tap her, tho it is nice having female attention and praise
>>84914391I got fit and my sister just seemed to resent me more for it. I kept asking her to introduce to any of her friends and she always rebuffed me.I was like>Bitch, Im 6ft tall, in shape, and have money. What the fuck else do I need before youre not ashamed to be related to me?Legit, I think she just shit talked about me to them for years and years and knew their perception of me will never change
>>84914411sounds like she isnt allatIm almost certain my sister(s) would fawn over me if they were real, even if they wouldnt consciously fantasize about fucking me.
>>84914411I dunno to me there is something hot itself in knowing yeah if I wanted to I could tap that, it gives a different edge to the attention and praise you receive from her.
>>84914062no you dont actually need that.
i have a siblings who dont respect me and its awful.you dont actually want this.
