>wake up in my female body>kiss my bf goodbye with my female lips>piss out of my female vagina>shitpost with my female handsFeels good man
>>84914280this will sound like a larp but its completely true and i have no one else to tell but r9k.>be at the store yesterday>looking at something and mutter to myself about it>le non-passing troon (but tbf, not ugly) begins talking to me as if i was speaking to them>didn't even notice them beforehand>interact decently, clearly not really interested in convo but not a dick about it>voice is far more obvious than appearance.>they slowly walk off and a brown guy slowly walks by and turns around while they are still perfectly within ear shot>WHAT THE FUCK... THATS A FUCKING DUDEEEEEE YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK>continues saying similar things until he gets to the bathroom that he was walking towards.>i struggle to hold my laughter as i realize the troon is still like within 5 feet of me.
>>84914280because biological women totally aren't neurotic about being perceived in public
>>84914280>piss out of my female vaginasomething about this doesn't sound right...
>>84914329nta but I go out in a bathrobe looking like a slob lol
>>84914280>>84914343Like 3 cis women post here and they don't type like this
>>84914280>>piss out of my female vaginasubterfuge detectedFemales urinate out of the penis tube (they have one too, it's just too small to see).
>>84914406It's still "in" the vagina>>84914388me does
>>84914416>It's still "in" the vaginaholy shit women don't even know their own anatomy. Or you are a tranny with some horrific gash where the piss is literally coming from within your vagina.The word you are looking for is "vulva"
>>84914461pathetic semantics lmao
>>84914475lol ur just mad your ignorance exposes you as a tranny
>>84914308I believe you. That's funny as fuck.
>>84914280transexuals typically dont look more masculine than the average man.
>>84914329>biological womenyou can just say "women", as all women are of the female sex. "biological women" implies that "nonbiological women" exist which isn't true.
>>84914517It's much more likely that women are just stupid, moron.
>>84914308I conpletely believe that a nigger monkey has no filter whatsoever
>>84914461Um its akshually vajooey
>>84914523half of me found it hilarious and the other half of me had to think, wow the retard shit that trannies yap about happening to them actually does happen sometimes.>>84914670true, i couldn't really tell what race they were. prob hispanic/black mix, very nonwhite.
Friendly reminder that transphobia belongs on the containment board desu!Thank you for your attention to this matter desu
>>84914388there's more than 3 and the op def types like one of them. she's the one who is always talking about her many sexual experiences with randoms
>>84914343This, baseball cap and ponytail and I'm calling it good I only worry about my list
>>84914308Niggers can be pretty funny when they aren't being violent apes lmao
>>84914788kill yourself troonfag>your comment was not original
>>84914342cause pee comes from the urethra, which is a smaller hole above the vagina.
>>84914280I'm so very sorry you have to go through that ;_;
>>84914308Sounds completely believable, thanks for the repfuel.NEVER TROON.
>>84914788Bearfag, what happened to your bear image?
>>84915395No u desu>>84915722Schizo? I only ever post cutey patooty anime girlies because i wish i were one tbdesu
>>84916084There is you and one other guy who tells the userbase here to "go back to /pol/," if they so much as admit any displeasure with seeing what would otherwise be contained in its appropriate board and containment thread. He specifically posts an ironic cartoon with a bear which starts in a forest and then ends near a house with a family shocked that a bear is there, because he believes something like that all /b/ users were crossdressing homosexuals, therefore /r9k/ in 2026 has always been full of crossdressing homosexuals and that objecting to the spam is unreasonable /pol/tard-crossposting. I personally never used /b/, so I don't really know or care of the veracity of those statements. I haven't seen much of him lately, I thought you were him. In any event, he must have passed the baton to you. Welcome to /r9k/?
>>84916171Ok newfag-kun, I'm not reading all of that but you can still go back to your containment shithole while I stay here and post kawaii as this is a kawaii anime website afterall tbdesu ne :3
>>84916253>Ok newfag>I'm not readingYou read it to the very end and got upset I welcomed you to the arcanine didn't you
>>84914788dude fuck off dude you stopped replying to me (male) on discord (male) dude
>>84917660>dudeDie screaming faggot
>>84917823Wow you must not be the tranny I was thinking of, (s)he was submissive/niceYou are crazy! And you will never be a woman and you should not be allowed internet access
OP was probably written by a repressing pooner desperately trying to cling onto her sense of femininity to suppress the pooning out thoughts