>Detective Anon! What do you suppose happened here?
>>84914539He fell>CASE CLOSED
>>84914568my hairy, brown hime sama daughterwife
>>84914539I saw this video on /gif/ only a few days ago. Guy crawls into an hydraulic compactor, anons said he was trying to save a cat but idk if that's true. Anyway, he gets to a point where most of his body is outside the compactor but his legs are still inside. This is when the compactor unexpectedly activates, completely crushing both his legs. He crawls out and falls to the floor, screaming in agony. Unfortunately there is no one nearby to help him, so he crawls off screen in an attempt to find help. That's when the video ends. Idk if he survived or not.
>>84914539>>84914953I saw this one and was shocked and in awe at the job prospects of China for the Chinese. Even your fucking mentally retarded Uncle Zhao, who would climb into a running hydraulic smashing-doohickey for whatever purpose and get both his legs crunched off his body, can easily just walk down the street in China and earn a livelihood. Maybe not the best livelihood, but we don't exactly have any misgivings about his intelligence or ability now do we? Now he'll just push his wheelchair down the street the other way and perhaps get a factory job sewing, or something. What do we get in the west? Well, there's three options. Firstly, the safe one, which is to spend a decade and a half of your life doing unpaid mental labor with soviet levels of rigor in math, physics, and engineering, and then maybe you can get flown to a different part of the country for the one opening available to you. Secondly, is the gamble, which is to somehow win the fame or market lottery and have a poopcoin moon and rugpulled at exactly the precise moment to get a few year's worth of salary. Thirdly, which is unhappily my own, is to not have anything at all, and to sit at home NEETing and parasitizing off of your parents. I have no car, no house, no job, no money, no gf or friends. I just have a place to sleep and eat and shit and look at the simulacra of the world through this monitor.
