Spam Fritters Edish
Yummy fried food edish
Singing it louder for the lids at the back I can't stop getting bummed by youFeel man-love coming through youDEANO with you beside meHold on, heaven guide me.GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out much longer'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out am getting bummedhttps://youtu.be/dW66keO8Iew
It's too fucking hot lads. Baking here in the south of England.
Was going to buy an aircon but 300+ quid is maybe 30/40% of my bennies? Going to have to toughen up aren't I, maybe get an ice pack on the go.
>>84915510I bought 3 packs this week, they aren't battered they're more akin to breadcrumbed. Didn't taste nice.
>>84915542I will never spunk in a rose
Comfy viewing session is about to start x
>pop into the kitchen to cook>see the pile of dishes in the sink>turn 360 degrees and return to /britfeel/
>>84915583but you turned back into the kitchen
spam seems like perfect fare for the beige buffet but i guess its not beige enough....le sigh
>>84915571Dahhhhhren ghhhheeeeee put an it out on mhhhheeeeeee
*escorts anon out of his kitchen and back into the thread*
SPAM SPAM SPAMSPAM AND EGGS SPAM SPAM SAUSAGESHUT UP THOSE BLOODY VIKINGSclassic that one, haha
>>84915571love willy moore me but he does drag his videos out and hugs too many women.
>>84915564A rose isn't going to want to date a broke, older man living with his parents still. Kinda stuck like this. The way it's meant to be.
how much sleep did you lads get last night/during the day?
Why don't scouser like BBQs?Because it takes too long to tell somebody they're fhhhhhhuckhhhhhhen chhhhhhooookhhhhhing chhhhhhhickkkkhhhhhhen
>>84915510Love John Kirkwood recipesLove English foodLove England Love British food in general actually Love Great BritainNot to fond of received pronunciation but it's whatevert. Yank
>>84915571Billy Moore's stuff is usually decent but he's putting out too much Tommy Rubinstein/Counter Jihad affiliated shite at the moment. I don't care about 'Young Bob' and these characters.
>>84915534I like that song and now you have ruined it :(
shan't be responding to the teaboo tourist.
>>84915696Me? Hate England and my life
I do love the scouse accent. Might nanna was a scouse, and 1 of my favourite stories of hers was about the war when "the nazis bombed are chippy"
>>84915711Love the English and their queer sense of pessimism mixed with seriousness about humor >>84915709An implicit (You) is as much a (You) as an explicit (You) young Anon
It isn't a yank, it's youmong.
Pahhhyyyin thhhhwennny get some birhhhhd shhhhhit ohhhhn mi chhhhhest
Adverts.
now that the dust has settled:was this film the best of the Beatles trilogy?
I wish these SHPOs were more strict against some frauditors. He shouldn't be allowed to interact with girls and young women, let alone film them on his spy glasses. Proper creep. Convicted for making indecent photos of a girl at the gym. Why do people still support this wrongun?
>humorready the cannon (plural).
>>84915784it's not worth getting worked up about
Why doesn't AB show his face ever on his audits?
One big Ivorian stud for me, please x(Don't tell Deano x)
>>84915798Hugh Moore heard of a colourful land called the hue moor.
>>84915807It is because the police should be doing more to protect females from creeps like that. It is very concerning men go around filming females because it's a "public place". The SHPO should really have considered this.
vvho avdits the avditors?
Sean loved watching THAT video, wonder if he still has it saved
>>84915844There are anti-auditing channels that review and expose these frauditor dossers.
it's hot, the fridge is empty, and i've been without my chill pills for 3-4 days now.maybe i could live with all this if my wilkins didn't hurt (internally). fml.
It sucks the UK doesn't really have many beautiful beaches.
>>84915852He's bricked up thinking about bantus now totally off the rails is little lad.
>>84915881Bet thats why the boatBAMEs run off as soon as they get to one.Ewww icky
might have an amoxicillin.nowt wrong with antibiotics. even if you're fit and well, they're just there to help you out x
There is nothing to do at a beach aside from 1) go for a swim, for the price of the round trip, and 2) be out in the elements without clothes as a sort of half-social activity
>>84915919get all sand up yer crack an all. Never liked beaches. Orrid. I think the idea of the beach being fun is some weird holdover from Enid Blyton times, when everyone was basically miserable and liked it.
Never seen a fanny so what's the point
>>84915919perchance....you may catch sight of a bathing british rose...
>>84915992sex-havers at it again. baka....
>>84915881Is that in Turkey? Looks very nice
What about eleven Ivorian studs? Sounds better to me x
I canceled my gym membership because of the women's-privates-in-public issue and now make do with the floor and a pair of running shoes
Living teh life.
i reckon i know the LEAST about Star Trek out of anyone here.characters i can name: Captain Kirk, Spock, Bones, Captain Picard, Data, Ryker, Worf.can anyone name less than me?
>>84916145sweet Corey Feldman cushion, bro
>>84916162Hurrhurr, it's not mine.
what's a 4chan-acceptable way of saying 'you have a cute dog, mate' in current year?
Battered sososidjes, skinny chips and curry sauce? Corr.Sitting here 15 mins then realising you've not turned on the food heating appliance? Heart breaking.
>>84916217Stop, point at dog and say now that's a cool dog.
Mixing these is LUSH x
>>84916279Do kids drink 49% Cider and 49% beer and 2% blackcurrant anymore?
>prime day sale on fire stick 4k>the fire stick 4k I already own starts playing upFuck off Alexa I'm not buying another one of you
>>84916145now that's a cool dog.
>>84916307Why the point of the fire sticks. Is just for old TVs?
>>84916375Nonces use them to connect to underground nonce networks
>>84916279Tell me you're a vagina with telling me
your comment about PRIME DAY FIRE STICKS has been noted.by the way, did you know you can buy PRIME DAY FIRE STICKS, delivered directly to your door? it's easy!
>>84916386mongboy.png
Mate txts>got my daughter for 4 days can you send me 10 and we'll come up tomorrow with 30We get paid (dole dossers) on the same day (yesterday) same amount yet hitting me up.He also has an addiction to crack cocaine.Tenner is quite specific. Doubt his daughter is there, if she is, shows where the priorities are.
if there is no serious contender to >>84916146 by midnight tonight, i am calling it:i know the least about Star Trek out of anyone here.
>>84916375I use it for Plex
>>84916413What do you host plex on?
>>84916408you WILL lend your friend a tenneryou WILL accept his storiesyou WILL look after Pedro
>>84916409I know the least and I'm also the ugliest and loneliest poster here and I have the worst life
Gimmie gimmie gimmie a Deano after midnight xhttps://youtu.be/XEjLoHdbVeE
>prime day sales>have prime>have nothing, literally nothing, that I want to buy Guess I should cancel prime>>84916428I'm afraid this title actually goes to me
A > B > A > B
I've got a new keyboard coming tomorrow, my G910 is literally on it's deathbed and slapping it doesn't work anymore. And I thought I'd get a new desk mat because why not :)
>>84916408easy 20 charlesies to be made lad
>>84916426No tenner Nabbed pedro's cooling towerFinal resting place (till I go down in a sec for my berr and food)And yes it does look like I have my benis out (I do not ya pervert).
is it cheaper to buy crack and cocaine together?
>>84916473You've never met a crackhead.
>>84916417My desktop desu
>>84916481Just buy a tenner rock, it is crack and cocaine.
>>84916481i just ask them to put the flour and washing powder in separate bags.all are useful to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzhUvAKxz8U
*safely arrives downstairs*
Welper's grotesquely oversized buttocks clapping in rhythm to some banal Ariana Grande or Taylor Swift pop song. Bantu after Bantu is brought under his spell until thousands, no... hundreds of thousands of the finest African hunks follow him into the outskirts of Sunderland. With a whistle of his flute he lets loose a 'FUAAAAAARKIN HELL FILL ME AND THEIR ARSES UP' as his horny host spills into himself and over the barricades into Sunderland itself.
>>84916474>>84916545i am now even MORE confused by what body parts i am looking at
>>84916390Yet they wont deliver a fucking AC unit outside of FUCKING LONDON!CUNTS!!!!!1!
POP MUSIC MENTIONEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5-hmdiDGro
>>84916545incel thumb
Bored, lonely and extremely depressed
>>84916577i'll shove that 'incel thumb' up your arse if you don't apologise right now.anon, you have lovely thumbs.
>>84916558Both are muh hand, mad innit. >>84916577It's been in yer mum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVLhUxhdSwDr Who is just a bit shit, isn't it?
bet 5 quid on two draws, lets see how it goes
One for me and Adebayo on the karaoke oh aye xAfrican Deano you know say you drive me crazyI can't let you do me shadyhttps://youtu.be/6Ru3RKmP-5A
>>84916545a fine selection of elixirs there good sir....
Some smelly tarts mucky arse in your face
Finally escaped neetdom and got a job as a binman>>84915696what's wrong with received pronunciation. It's how I speak because I'm autistic as shit.
cum my deano cum on my deano you're my batty boy bumsesh baby
>>84916616in theory, I love DW. In theory.In actuality, almost all of it is pretty terrible really. The classic series has a lot of heart and soul, but almost all of it is shoddily produced.The new series just never got the tone right, and leans far too into these ridiculous emotional moments, and big epic speeches, and now it's just a gay pride parade.Is it so hard to just make a series about a weird crotchety uncle type character, travelling around, and having high concept adventures?
>>84916664I would love a job as a bin man or working for the council doing something. How was the interview process?
>>84916672What you're looking for is DuckTales.
>>84916664>what's wrong with received pronunciation.Idk it just doesn't sound natural It's jarring to hear Shakespeare performed in RP
>>84916650Don't mean to brag, but might have a bit of ben shaws bitter shandy in the fridge.
Just spotted a mosquito in my room
>>84916649Have you got one for Guo?
>>84916683maybe, actually
>>84916690it's the definition of not natural. It's the way they used to force people to speak, if they'd been to a nice school. It was never an authentic accent.
>>84916677There was no interview. Just applied to the job on indeed or cv library (forgot which one, since spam applying to jobs it the meta nowadays) and got given an induction at the depot about three days later.>>84916690>doesn't sound naturalWill I finally get some pussy if I start speaking in my local dialect???>It's jarring to hear Shakespeare performed in RPCorr look at this cultured geezer overere
>>84916694does it have an appointment?
Guess how far I got me finger up mi bum.
>>84916746'Getting pussy' is kinda not in the cards for an entire strata of society
>>84916672well put.>Is it so hard to just make a series about a weird crotchety uncle type character, travelling around, and having high concept adventures?that's the crux of it, really.nearly everything on display here is solid (music, costumes, acting, visual effects). feels like a waste, writing letting the team down.gut-reaction emotions innit, like seeing crocodile tears. you think about what's being said for more than a second, it's gobshite. at least post-magical-rainbow-queer-something-something gets so ridiculous there's nothing to be disappointed by.
Wish I could get some pussy
I speak in rarechud everywhere. I see myself as a cultural ambassador of incels worldwide.
*tries to shout up to the dog "don't nab me cool spot**gives up after saying nimmy nimmy 2 times*
Some people complain about the price but if you can afford a takeaway on a Friday night then you can afford a Charlie Bigham's just like Tim.
I hate my fucking lifeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klJoTmOhivk>teleports behind personnel THEY DID THE THINGI AM IN MY THIRTIES
*chuckles wryly* pour moi? coldsteel the hedgehog..."nothing personal sport"
any toxophilites ITT?
Now I've got to lay here for another 40 years waiting to die thanks Mum
Another 2 days of this heat I don't think I can take it anymore
>>84916890I'm iin my mid forties and just started thinking pokemon cards are cool.
>>84916957I feel the same way. I never asked to be born yet I've been thrown into the lions den
Lots of nonces are REALLY into Cheese the Rabbit. We have to save her.
>>84917001Actually it's cream
Sucking off my Deano and that is how it should be xx
>>84917009Oh aye, so it is. Thank you for not mongboying me.
>>84916875I bought 6 of those little Charlie Bighams pie dishes in a charity shop for 2 quid. And I use them to feed guinea pigs.
>>84917043Kinnell how many guinea pigs you have big man? No pics for the lads?
Cheese and Cream
Still 28C round here
>>84917058Ever thought about a boob job?
the best Sonic character is Ozzy the Dog, and it's not even close.
>>84917071Movie Sonic doesn't count, lad. Only the Pandersverse is canon. Rasta Knuckles declared it.
>>8491705824 up norf
Does Blad own Umihara Kawase?
>>84917061Not personally I'm a bloke but 2 of my exes have said they'd want bigger chebs>>84917105Lucky. 40% chance of thunderstorm in the night though, might have to pop out in it if it happens
Imagine emptying the contents of your scrotal sack into a ripe warm fanny
>>84917083Metallix, then.
>>84917140Corrrrr! That's one cool doggo! Is he related to Airbud?
>>84917158shall do some digging for you lad.in the meantime, have a gander at Wishbone's pedigree chart:https://www.pedigreedatabase.com/parson_russell_terrier/dog.html?id=2790713-willowall-soccer-blencathra-soccer?_v=0&p=long-generation&d=7metal as WOOF
There are people having anal sex right now in the UK
Jeffrey Jaffa
>>84917262There are plenty of fudge packers in the United Kingdom, yes.
Leavers prom lasses in their posh dresses being felt up by the lads. Imagine all that first-time penetration happening tonight while you passively wait for britfeel to update as your evening entertainment.
for me, it's the gay wedding episode of Arthur where the bloke works as an actual fudge packer.
Still not missing the creepy nonce known as HelperLad
>>84917346My head of year didn't let me go to the prom due to my poor behaviour during year 11. Probably a hidden blessing. Not a place for an incel.
Facebook prom posts by the mums are my stroke material tonight x
>>84917346call me strange, but i didn't know tonight was leavers'/prom night/whatever.not accusing you of anything, mind.
Jamie Varley was a head of year at a secondary school. Sums up the sorts of tyrants who go into senior teaching roles. I bet he loved telling kids that they couldn't go to the prom. Especially the boys.
>>84917364Life is not a place for is *cels tbqh lad
>>84917386True that. I wish I could go back in time and prevent my birth, but I'm stuck here unfortunately. Never asked to be born, but there's always somebody worse off than me.
>>84917375Mostly seen photos from mates mums on my socials, some cracking lasses out there
grimoid fantasising about kids being hurt and abused hes not a bad lad though. we see right through you lad
>>84917362He posted last night at 3am he's still here
>>84917400but anon they're already mothers! you'd inherit a KEKCHILD
I'm not missing the lad I'm posting about and think about a lot every day lmao
