*cRACK!*(what would you guys wish for??)
>>84916200I wish OPs wish was cancelled
>>84916200I wish I had chicken nuggets from McDonal
>>84916200Rape is not like the movies, it's violent, torturous, and, especially with randoms, you'd probably be murdered, as well.
>>84916218But it's only chicks i find atractive dudeIf I die by snusnu I i die happy Besides your underestimating just how fucked in the head i am dude.
>>84916200I wish for a loyal, loving, fertile, horny, legal 13 yo bride*crack*
I wish women were nice to me
>I wish for a gf>*girl falls through the ceiling and dies on impact*
>>84916230You would die by being beaten to death or shot in the head. You didn't include how you wanted to be raped (an oxymoron btw), so I'm saying your monkey paw will be anal rape and tearing.
>>84916200I wish to kill every Jew in the world with my bare hands, and to be completely unstoppable while doing so.
I wish for the zombie apocalypse to begin :)gl niggas
>>84916246Well at least she can't say no.
>>84916200Wouldn't the better move to be to wish that you could sleep with any woman you want? You still get sex whenever you want with whoever you want but you also get to live a normal life.
>>84916200>I WISH EVERY WOMAN I FIND SEXUALLY ATRACTIVE WAS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO RAPE ME
>>84916200I wish loli WAS A crime*crack*
>>84916265Dont threaten me with a good time anonThe oxymoron case is the only argument you have but beyond that Im good with whatever as long as I finally get treated by women with the same animal desire I feel for them but surpress for moral reasonsJust want I want someone I want to want me as a sexual object as badly as I want them that way infact I want them to want me more
>>84916442I Still have no regrets
>>84916200honestly at this point I think I'd just with for more will power, discipline, and maybe be a little smarter.
>>84916442Oh no, how awful! Anything but this!
>>84916442This is not rape. Words have no meaning anymore.
>>84916200I wish for a world ending meteor.
>>84916549>Me when I forgot that rape is against my will and my muscles will be contracting and it won't feel good, it will be harrowing and helpless.
>>84916200I wish women made only $0.65 for every dollar a man makes for the same job
>>84916231>Gets teleported to India
>>84916200I'd wish for the power to shapeshift. If they can't grant that, probably just a loyal harem of rich intelligent beautiful low-maintenance women.
>>84916200I'd wish for a rich husband with all the attributes I like and that he's completely in love with me ^_^
>>84916216The monkeys paw was that I got Wendy's instead. I won bros.
>>84916601Words are very unnecessary. They can onIy do harm.
>>84917045what atributes do you like?
>>84917630Being rich, duh.
>>84916200I saw this movie with my lover and the nicole and blair movie was such a waste of time holy shit
>>84916951Fuck you, you stupid fucking piece of shit djinn. I hate you.
Can I wish for God to be real? Seems like a wish too powerful to grant.
>>84916200The specific superpower set I always fantasize about having. Matter absorption, hammer space, perfect transformation, immunity to low level physical damage, immunity to elemental damage, complete cellular control, cellular hivemind delocalised intelligence, perfect shapeshifting, perfect self-cloning, regeneration, perfect biological ability mimicryAka slime body morphology.
i think... i think i got my wishi wished for free foodi won free food at a raffle, like a lot of it
>>84918265>Can I wish for God to be real?
>>84916200I wish I was a woman. Would solve literally every problem in life.
>>84918784I can't believe you being a man is the cause of world hunger, climate change and random violent crime!
>>84918817It would solve all of the problems in my life. I could act however I feel like all the time with zero consequences.
>>84918784Granted. You "was" a woman in your mother's womb before your y chromosome activated. That's why you have nipples.
>>84916200I wish every man on Earth shared my comfortable disinterest in foids. No moist hole is worth the amount of bullshit they cause.
