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Guy who beats people unconscious for a living squares up on you.

How do you respond?
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>>84916288
Anon, weapons exist for a reason. Pull out a weapon and level the playing field. You should always have, at minimum, a knife on you. Even an MMA fighter would be hesitant to get within arms reach if he knows he could get a knife in his belly.
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>>84916288
Run away like a bitch
Call the cops.

I don't know how to fight.
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>>84916288
Nigga its an MMA fighter not blue eyes white dragon is this gonna be 100 men V Gorilla again?
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most martial artists i met irl were cringe as fuck, bodybuilders are on average much cooler than them
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>>84916355
The guy he squared up on was a cop
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I honestly think that cop handled it perfectly. Totally de-escalated the situation. Stayed calm, relaxed, in the end he just got arrested willingly. I mean I hate pigs but that was good policing.
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>>84916405
I'm a martial artist and im super cool!
But thats mostly because i talk about sonic the hedgehog and anime
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>>84916410
Haha dumb steroid nigger is on body cam footage assaulting a cop.
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>>84916422
>Good policing
>Me a wizard(magic user)
>Zaps Dustin with the nignify spell
>Makes him unrecognizable as a celebrity and charcoal skinned
>Cop shoots him several times
All in a days work
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>>84916288
Use the "I'm just a little guy" defense and try to talk him down with comedy. If that fails, kick him in the nuts and run.
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>>84916288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j9cDw1Nemk
He was hyperaggressive then immediately calmed down when a 6'4 260lb guy showed up. The first guy to respond was dealing with a nightmare scenario.
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>>84916780
First guy was chill then backed away and pulled his taser

Justin is honestly kinda lucky he didn't get tazed or Swiss chessed. The would have been kind of justified against a man who could legitimately kill you with his fists
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>>84916574
>kick him
Cartoon ass strategy, his brain will recognize you're about to kick him before you even know you want to do it
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I would legitimately run away, like sprint as hard as fast as possible
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>>84916288
LET'S GO, BIG DOG
Dustin is kino, though he would've inevitably failed an arm-in gilly and lose position on me, giving me the advantage.
Buddy needs to lay off the sauce.
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>>84916404
lmao comparing a guy to a yugioh card
only kaiba himself could pull out a roast like this
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Judging by the environment, it appears to be an airport terminal. I could be wrong, but if the meathead wanted to square up in an airport terminal then fucking kek. His hands aren't protecting his face, his stance is wrong. I don't fear this posturing cunt at all.
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>>84917288
Bro he's a legit UFC champion he could easily kill you with his fists
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>>84917288
All jokes aside, Dustin would fuck you up. He'd fuck me up too, and I've trained at a decently high level in both boxing and MMA since 2012. The guy who trained my old jiu jitsu coach is down by American Top Team where Dustin fought out of in south Florida coincidentally, Xande Ribiero.
>His hands aren't protecting his face, his stance is wrong.
Nevermind the fact that what you said is retarded as he's not in striking range, Dustin has a fighter tick where he pulls up his shorts and touches his hair constantly, he's had them since the 2010s/Eric Koch fight (another guy I used to know actually, was a duke roufus guy)
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>>84916288
Turn 90 degrees and walk away
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>drunk ufc steroid/meat-head belligerently just wants to fight you one on one and calls you a nigger

Lmao this is such a nightmare, like wtf do you do? I wouldn't even judge if the cop just ran away.
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>>84916288
i cast glock 19
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>>84917368
the funny thing is Dustin's legit been clean his whole career, and he got on test and some other stuff after he retired just last year to bulk up a bit lol. Probably didn't help, test and liquor are a bad combo
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>>84916288
square up and get my ass beat, then cry on the floor like a little bitch
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>let him hit me
>sue
>become millionaire
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>>84916288
I draw my CC, and hope I come out on top in the Tueller Drill

He committed assault by "squaring up" (moving at me rapidly with a visible intent to commit unprovoked violence), I'm within my rights, and cannot be sure of his intent (which could be murder, which can be done with bare hands) so I will shoot until he is on the ground or fleeing



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