Thou shalt not indulge in corporate pornographyThou shalt only indulge in off brand, amateur pornography Thou shalt only save pornography on a drive you ownThou shalt never store pornography in online, rentable drives Thou shalt keep your files local and hidden from any other offending soul Thou shalt never discuss about pornography in real life Thou shalt always lie and say that thou never indulge in pornography and that thou findeth pornography quite repulsive Gentlemen, doeth as I sayeth and thou shalt never get caught, and that thou shalt never have to face any problems regarding your pornography habit, thou shalt goon in peace for the rest of thou life
