I used to think I wanted a girlfriend, but I've realized I actually just want a friend. But then I thought about it and just want to be alone. So I slept on it, woke up and wanted a girlfriend again, though as I was taking my morning pee I slipped and hit my head on the toilet and had an epiphany: I just want a friend. But now that I write this post I just want to be alone.Ya heard?
