>see cute guy alone at concert>don't go up to himAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>84917560YOU NIGGAS GO OUTSIDE?DA FUCK?!
>>84917567It's a foid. They can never be true robots. No matter how much they try to be robots they still end up with friends, going to social events, get sex and live normie lives.
>>84917567I wanted to see a band I like...but it was very awkward because I was there alone>>84917575Yeah, I'm not. I'm a normie, WHATEVER I'm upset
now he gets to live a whole life with someone else, while you fantasize about how it could/would/should have gone, forever.ya dun goofed, OP.
>>84917590kys kys kys KYSSSS and do it originally
>>84917604and how about YOU go and LEAVE MEN ALONE.
>>84917710CLEARLY I did !!!! Did you not read the post???????
It would be hilarious if OP was fake arguing with themselves.
>>84917722CLEARLY he had better options.
>>84917734that's 200% what is going on here
>>84917734stfu retard and leave this thread.
>>84917734i wishhh. the dog guy is an asshole>>84917742yeah CLEARLY but you don't have to rub it in
>>84917749Go fuck your mom, asshole.
>>84917560cade>>84917604mfw
>>84917756WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, DUMBASS!!!
>be alone at concert>some broad bothers meAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>84917560just go up to himthe worst thing that can happen is that he gets awkward and tries to get awayinb4 he was also afraid of approaching you
>>84917760CUNT>>84917770notice how it said I DIDN'T bother him???????????? I didn't even talk to him !!! I maybe looked at him like...sometimes !!! ONLY>>84917781well too late i'm home now and whining on 4chan about it
>>84917752just screwing with you, anon-chan!just like his girlfriend will be with him.
>>84917560i've done that a lot after seeing a cute girljust can't go there for some reason i should just retardmax and just do things instead what if i met a cute girl and was married by now?AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIFE SUX
>>84917789ok pussytho how you can stand loud ass concerts is beyond me, fuck thatnext time just rave it up and "accidentally" bump into him you doofus (him being whoever you find cute in the next concert)
>>84917801What the FUCK did I do to you??? No need to kick me while I'm already down !!!>>84917819See, YOU get it AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I saw seether in Fargo all alone. Shaun Morgan touched my arm. Can I still post here
>>84917831I would probably rather die, but thank you for believing in me
>>84917845man fuck, you miss all the shots you don't takegrow some balls, woman (if you can't then drink until you do)
>>84917789>notice how it said I DIDN'T bother him????????????But you wanted to. Some guy was out enjoying music, minding his own business, and all you could think about was sex. Imposing on others for your own prurient desires.
>>84917842sure you can, i respect people who go to concerts and movies and stuff alone !! its really scary>>84917862if i drink, how am i gonna get home?? i would rather just cry about it on 4chan>>84917874>all you could think about was sex.OKAYY I feel like you're missing some steps here !! I only said the guy was pretty
>>84917842lol I used to love that band growing up. The first video I ever seen online was one of their music videos which I had to wait like 3hours to watch cause all I had was dial-up. My runescape account is still named after them and everyone would make fun of me for it after the whole cope & seethe meme. Anyway, it was mind boggling when I seen they were from Africa as a kid, I only thought blacks lived there lol.
>>84917896>if i drink, how am i gonna get home??you ever hear of ubers? shit manbesides you don't gotta drink yourself under the table, just enough that your inhibition goes down so you can quit whining and get your pelvis pulverized instead
>>84917560>me seeing this cute femanon alone at the 4chan>not trying to get her contactAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>84917915This all sounds very nice in theory, but you're forgetting the fact that i actually really LIKE complaining on the internet, while i don't like having to follow through with stuff. In a way, this is the good ending>>84917923I see what you did there, but unfortunately I am currently still hung up on the concert boy
tell us about concert boy, OP. what's the goddamn story FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>84917960it's alright because i was joking it's not like i really wanted it or anything baaaaka
>>84917970Story? There IS no story, that's the story !!>go to concert>see cute guy who is my type a bit away from me>look over>he looks at his phone>look away>enjoy concert and go homethe END>>84917975don't pull a tsundere on me !! these are foul tricks !!
>>84917960oh for fuck's sake anon, that's so annoying but at least i can respect the honestybut as much as you may like complaining, i doubt you like feeling as frustrated as you do, so what's worse, having to follow through with shit or feeling like that? huh?you chucklefuck
Thank you for not bothering a man who was just trying to enjoy music. Last thing he wanted to hear was inane foidbabble.
>>84918002i'm not pulling anything huh!
>>84918028>oh for fuck's sake anon, that's so annoying i never said i was particularly likeable>so what's worsefirst option for SURE. I will now spend the next two weeks imagining what could have happened if I DID talk to him, and come up with magical storylines so detached from reality it will make isekais look realistic. it'll be beautiful>>84918067STOPPPP
>>84918090you are not my bossi'll stop whenever i feel like stoppinghuh!!!
>>84918097How I imagine you behind the screen btw
>>84918002>>84918090focus, anon-chan.we do not live inside your brain. describe the scene, who was this guy, how was he your type?you can sit and fantasize but you can do that about anything. what if you won the lottery last week? what if you get hit by a car tomorrow?
>>84918113i mean what else could i be?
>>84918135THIS FUCKIN GUYBLAST FROM THE PASTBASED AS ALL HELL(sorry about your dog or whatever it was, op)
>>84918133>describe the scene,a lot of sweaty people around me>who was this guy,IDKKKKK but he looked just like picrel I SWEAR he did>how was he your type?that's LITERALY my whole type>you can sit and fantasize but you can do that about anythingyes, and I DO. its great. you never have to actually do anything>>84918135you're beautiful, anon
>>84918090>i never said i was particularly likeablenaw bro don't put yourself down like that, sure you're annoying but that doesn't make you unlikable necessarily>first option for SURE.oh you def got some deeper issues than that then, fuckare you perchance riddled with anxiety or something of the likes?
>>84918169here come 50 anons saying>i look like that.sup.
>>84918191>are you perchance riddled with anxiety or something of the likes?UHMmmm I don't think so, I'm just not good with new people. I don't know what to say and get quiet and awkward>>84918202were you at a concert today perhaps??
>>84918221>I'm just not good with new people.too relatable to judge, FUCKi mean my exception are "public" spaces like this shithole of a website, here i can strike a convo with just about anyone anytime and not give a fuck but irl i'm a klutz and stumble all over my fucking words if i try to talk so i don't and freezeugh.well in a sense that's anxiety anon, social anxietybooze can help, try it next time or if you can spare the time and effort, some pro help with itpeople like you gotta learn to enjoy happiness instead of misery, fuck
>>84918245>"public" spaces like this shithole of a websiteSame here, but I think thats just cause this is all anonymous pixels on my screen, from the comfort of my bed, and if I say something stupid I can just close my laptop. Irl people DON'T work like that. its hell>i'm a klutz and stumble all over my fucking wordsEXACTLY > that's anxiety anon, social anxietynope, i don't have that, those are fancy therapy words. >people like you gotta learn to enjoy happiness instead of misery, fuckwell, do YOU practice what you preach, anon??? That's easy to say, but do you actually DO that?
>>84918221>were you at a concert today perhaps??if this actually happened 10-15 years ago, when i was a scrawny geeky (intentionally) long haired thing, it is possible.
>>84917913I appreciate your seether story. I also saw them in the middle of a field by little falls. He didn't touch me that time tho
>>84918291>if I say something stupid I can just close my laptop.that does help yea but i think maybe it's cause it's written, you gotta think faster than i do to talk properly and i'm a slow thinker lol>fancy therapy words.fuck yourself, you're anxious about being social with someone and as a result you don't do it, that's social anxiety you fuck>do YOU practice what you preach, anon???YES. i fucking hate being miserable and i do what it takes to have some fun around and bee happy (see my first post in this thread)now follow along and GET SOME LAUGHS AND JOY GOING IN YOUR LIFE
get a room, you two!or swap Discords. you both want to.
>>84918319Sorry about blog posting, I usually talk about them on /mu/ and people shit on me which makes me laugh.>He didn't touch me that time tholol he cleaned up his dirty habits I guess.
>>84918298unless i accidently entered a time-warping wormhole on my way to the concert, that probably wasn't you then :/>>84918340>that's social anxiety you fuckDON'T tell me what my problems are !!>YES. i fucking hate being miserable and i do what it takes to have some fun around and bee happyOKAY WELL...WELL, good for you !! I'm working on it !! Don't tell me what to do !!!
Fargo is a real place?
>>84918431>DON'T tell me what my problems are !!OUR problems, komrade. our. o7work has been forcing me out of that comfort zone so i've been getting better at it, i still stutter like a motherfucker but not as much as before so maybe exposure will help you too (one can only hope)if you can, get a job that'll force you to be real social, like idk a barista or something>Don't tell me what to do !!!you VILL enjoy happiness und you VILL stop making yourself mizerable und you VILL be happyyou got pussy magic on your side after all, you'll do better than me>>84918356nay mane, first interactioni don't take em to my crib on the first date
>>84918609>UR problems, komrade. our. o7WHATEVER, Stalin>i still stutter like a motherfucker but not as much as before you're annoying, but congrats good for you -.->if you can, get a job STFU STFU STFU STFU (i know i have to, I've BEEN trying, but the job market hates me)>you got pussy magic on your side after allpeople will say this, but what they don't realize is that it DOENST WORK when you're retarded>you'll do better than meidkkk you have a job AND you're trying. that's already a 0/2 for you. but i guess i'll try to listen to you, cat-posting internet stranger
>>84918609>>84918678okay, how about this:do NOT give each other some contact info so you can continue this conversation later/in private.
>>84918678>congrats good for you -.-pic related: (You)>the job market hates meit hates us all, that's why i said "if you can", bozo (best of luck for real though, shit)>it DOENST WORK when you're retardedfuck you mean, it works even better then, people will just think you're quirky and unique and speshulwe guys got big dick energy and you got pussy magic, we're ALL gonna make it>that's already a 0/2 for you.i just got a head start, you'll go far, believe mealso sorry i went finish my sushi, this was SO fuckin' tasty. god damn.>>84918729i shall not, my dude - and we may instead start a whole new conversation later, how about that?
