be my girlfriend or im going to kill myself in front of you
you won't do shit, coward.
>>84918592um maybe ONE DAY i will
If you're already going to kill yourself, why not threaten her instead.
>>84918590It would be much more of a burn against the female race to get a girlfriend THEN kill yourself in front of her, I might be planning to do this with my current gf she's really depressed so she might actually kill herself too lel
>>84918603because i dont like it when girls die
>>84918612That's why they don't want you, you're too weak. They want you to be a murderous bad guy.I find this a common problem among the pathetic simps on this board. And if you do ever get a foid to be with you it won't last long they'll abandon you for another man. It's how it is. I's dont's makes da rules.
>>84918597now it's the UNCERTAINTY that bothers me.don't do it, anon. there are better ways to threaten people/cry for help.
>>84918590Tell me why this wouldn't work tho
>>84918611if you're that principled and don't simply want to die (to end your existence/suffering) that's such a waste.i mean you could do basically ANY crime, you're going to die, prison is no threat to you.
>>84918635someone this unhinged eventually decides he/she is not in love with you after all, but is in fact allowed to cheat because of a dream or horoscope or 'polyamory'. until you are needed again, "i'm so sorry!" blahblahblah.
>>84918657OP here, i dont like the idea of cheating at all
