>Your tomboy friend invites you over for a picnic>It's in a secluded field>Lovely summer day, faint gentle breeze>In her picnic basket there are her home made BBQ chicken and bacon sandwiches and home made lemonade, some dotted condoms, extra blankets just in case, some beers, for dessert her home made apple pieWould you go? What would you do?
Are the condoms pierced?
>>84920817>>Your tomboy friend invites you over for a picnicI don't have tomboy friend
>>84920935>This anon:>"But I did eat breakfast"
>>84920855Are you willing to take that risk?
>>84921057Yes I did eat breakfast today, it was just yougurt cup, still counts right?
>>84920817>The world if women were even one tenth as kind as this fictional woman.
>>84921245i literally made a 3 course dinner to one guy once only to be cast aside for another girl.
>>84920817I would. And I would do my best to not show that I'm scared of bees
>>84921273It seems your cooking wasn't good enough.
>>84920817OP this sounds fantastic but I hate using condoms so can you have her say "I got these for us just in case but you don't have to use one if you don't want to" then the situation is 10/10. Also please make tomboy's legs and ass thiccer and bigger. Then it's 12/10. Also can you add chipotle ranch to the sandwhiches and lightly toast them
>>84920817I don't really like bacon unless it's the right kind of crispy.
>>84921600lmao rekt tko
>>84920817Making your own bread is not that hard and actually if you use the minimally processed flour, it's kind of crazy, it's the most satiating and energizing thing I've ever eaten. It's up there with energy drinks and booze. A grilled cheese or a sandwich like in OP pic and you feel like doing backflips or going on runs
>>84920817You don't fuck tomboys with a condom.
>>84920817I don't have a tomboy friend. You really dont know me at all do you? I thought we were friends, anon.
>>84923454Well, what if you had one?
>>84923500What if I was a born rich chad?? It doesn't change anything about my reality.
>>84921273the aspects of him you were attracted to are the same aspects that led to this
>>84920817I would ask:>uuuuhhh why are there condoms in here
>>84920817Slap her on the tits
