If you dont wipe until theres blood then your ass is not clean. Sorry to be the bear of bad news but youve got a poopy butthole, fren
>>84921070Bud, you can just wipe until it's pretty clean then finish off with a wet wipe.
>>84921089You start with dry paper, then once its mostly clean switch to wet wipe while doing a cross wipe(back and forth), then once theres nothing you switch back to dry until theres blood. You sir have a poopy butthole i bet you dont even cross wipe, its like wiping something on grass just going one way doesnt do the trick
>>84921070LET'S GO, BIG DOG!kek hope Dustin gets sober fr
>>84921115Yeah, tell 'em. Tell 'em. Come on. 'Cause it's gonna be bad, It's gonna be bad, my nigga
if your toilet paper doesn't look like the Japanese flag you ain't doing it right!
>>84921070>>84921126stop torturing your ass and get a bidet.
>>84921089>>84921093Why would you do this when you can either start with a wet wipe first then dry or just get a bidet
>>84921233>get a bidetyou are not a coward, are you anon?
>>84921233>>84921223What are you, a fag? Shooting stuff up your ass like a damn homo? Fuck outta here faggot
>>84921240If you're asking whenever I have a bidet or not then I admit I'm a hypocrite because I've been procrastinating on getting one>>84921255I clean my ass in the shower and finger it a bit to get it really clean
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I shit then shower and use an empty body lotion bottle to squirter water up my ass until I'm completely clean and use soap etc sometimes even inside. I like to he utterly clean. If I have to shit in public I feel disgusting until I can get home and shower.
>>84921261sometimes i just turn around, arch my back, and spread my ass cheeks and let the water hit my dirty smelly boyhole
>>84921359You can use a small enema bulb with tap water... then you won't need to take a whole goddamn shower and you have a portable solution. Just don't use it before shitting or you will develop constipation.
>>84921369It's not the same as I like to soap the fuck out of myself and I squirter way more up my ass than those little squirters. Cleanliness is godliness.
>>84921089You go dry, wet, dry.
>>84921390You are going to fuck up your intestinal lining if you continue that habit.
Does anybody else shave their ass hair to clean it better or am I an outlier here
>>84921070I shower and wash my ass every time I shit.
>>84921070Projection. You have such a filthy butthole and take such filthy shits that you couldn't possibly wipe your ass enough to assume clean enough to not cause it to bleed. On the other hand I wipe my ass and inspect each wipe until it comes back white without scraping my butthole to come back red. It's a you problem bud.Tldr: git good faggot
>>84921442No, I do that too. Why the fuck do we grow hair around there in the first place? I think God made a bit of an error on that one.
>>84921070I just use hand soap on the paper
Bro you gotta get a buffing attachment for a drill. It's life changing, I no longer have to wipe for hours to see blood. I was cursed with unnaturally thick butthole skin, which doctors are continually amazed at. I'm in the medical books, actually. It's a nightmare when I'm out somewhere and forget my power tools, and have to give myself toilet paper cuts instead like a peasant.
>>84921070don't be silly, jump the gilly!
I'm jealous of people who take ghost poos, where there's no residue left on your ass. Never happens to me.
>>84922856The hair is there to lessen chafing
>>84923064I started getting ghost poops after going veganJust eat more fiber
>>84923064That's mild opiate abuse and psyllium husk powder
