Sometimes I fantasize about having a stacy femanon roommate. But she makes me pay for her rent and groceries and clothes and makeup, in exchange for allowing me to listen to her when she gets fucked by chads in our apartment.
You should just send her everythiing in your bank account on day 1 then kill yourself immediately after
>>84922927It would be hot if she killed me after. Being crushed or suffocated under her while she has sex would be the perfect way to die.
>>84922904I would say wouldn't it be more enjoyable if you were the one who got to fuck her in exchange for buying her all that stuff but then I realized that's pretty much what marriage is Would you marry a stacy anon if she loved you
Thought the left guy was doing a line of coke for a second
>>84923512Yes but even if she married me I feel like she'd still end up fucking other guys.
>>84922904>Sometimesyou make multiple posts about it a day
>>84923687Show me ONE besides this thread.
>>84922904Do you guys actually fap using your hands while sitting on a bed/chair like that? Or is it just a meme?I always found that to feel very uncomfortable and incredibly unnatural to me. I've never been able to get off like that.I put my dick in a sock and just lay down on the carpet and hump the ground. Not even joking, that is how I have always masturbated since day one of starting in the first place.
>>84924142I could do it sitting up but I definitely prefer lying down.
>>84922904we get it, you are porn sick and have never had sex, next up is becoming a femboy
>>84925164>next up is becoming a femboyEww. No thanks.
>>84924142Yeah. I hear your way is supposed to be bad for you though. They call it "prone" o algo
