You and your asian childhood friend that got hit hard by puberty and was in a bathing suit when the zombie apocalypse started are trying to survive. What's your plan?
It's only a matter of time until we end up meeting a a strong reliable alpha male and I slowly watch her fall in love with him and they end up having sex while I'm killed by zombies. The last thing I hear in this world will be her moans of pleasure as I realize I mean nothing to her anymore.
I don't know, but I know we are going to have to repopulate the Earth afterwards.
>>84922937>have Mad Max loot on meI'd try to get rid of her as soon as possible in the nicest way.
>>84922947>White men has been here >How do you know?>Cuck fantasy Many such cases
>>84922970Fantasy implies that it's unreal or purely imaginative. I'd say that getting cucked by a strong alpha male while being eaten alive by zombies is the most realistic sequence of events.
>>84922987The unreal part is having the sexy childhood friend in the first place. I would definitely be jacking off outside of her tent listening to her being plapped though.
>>84922937Laugh because a lifetime of preparing for a catastrophe actually paid off. Then ride that shit out in comfort of bunkerland
>>84923010>anon risks his life to get a better angle on his childhood friend having sex during the apocalypse>it leads to a silly embarrassing preventable death>she still grieves you but the sheer stupidity and childish horniness that motivated your actions makes it easier for her to move past your deathhmm yes I like it
>>84923068If I died while jacking off she would probably see how small my penis was. In an instant any feeling she may have had for me would dissolve in an instant.
>>84923079Oops. Redundant wording. I should have proofread that.
>both of our families and our mutual friends are all gun collectorswe'll be fine
>>84922937I would try and find shelter and weapons it depends on the kind of zombie as well are these fast brain zombies or is it a bite or touch-born pathogen what is the virus is it a virus is it a parasite is it a fungus is it an alien thing first of all yeah like shelter down obviously hide for a good few weeks maybe in a somewhere with food so the shop no because think other people would have that idea probably just a house I mean that has food in it and potentially water and other things basically stay there for a few days and try and figure out what is going on probably have to kill a few zombies to get somewhere a car that would probably be the best but would be to shelter in a car and scavage around or a forest a forest is a good option too for long-term solutions I would probably look for a mountain somewhere in The deep wilderness live there forever have weapons boil water cook animals try and find a radio
>>84922937Uuh, I guess end up having sex with her? What else do you want me to say, OP?
>>84923110Uuuh maybe the positions you'd go for and your penis size
>>84923119>and your penis sizeMy penis is 4 inches.
>>84922937whore her out for post apocalyptic money, use that money to buy more women to whore them out too
>>84922937if she looks like this, i don't think it takes much thought to imagine what i'd do, if i hadn't done it already somehow.
>>84923119>postitionsProbably doggystyle, is that the best position for impregnation? Probably all the position over time.>penis sizeThat's private!
>>84923231Please tell us what you'd do so I can imagine it.
>>84923234Watching her tits bounce and her ass ripple during doggy sounds like heaven.
>>84923239Absolutely. You sound very intrigued, why is that? Would you watch?
>>84923252Yeah. I'm imagining myself being cucked in this scenario.
>>84923234As long as you shoot in her enough times I'm sure any position would get her pregnant. But yeah doggy is pog, good view plus I'm kinda retarded so I'd prefer not having eye contact or seeing her face (at least while I'm learning sex). I'd go doggy or prone probably. Also doggy I'm noticing now how lewd doggy sounds... you're doing it like a dog. Very lewd.
>>84922937I don't have an Asian childhood friend, wtf are you talking about schizo?
>>84923424But anon, how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?
>>84922937There's something really compelling about this fantasy. It's just you and her trying to survive fighting zombies and shit. I think it comes from this desire to be self-sufficient and useful. I want to scrap together some proper clothes for her. We'll choose a nice little house and stockpile a bunch of guns and food and deck it out entirely. And we'll find some books on shooting and knitting and survival and farming and stuff. It'll be like Project Zomboid. It will be our own ingenuity and capabilities against certain doom. Totally free from all else. No law, no property but our own and that which we are yet to make use of.
>>84924372Until she meets a new man and it call comes crashing down...
>>84924569Shut the fuck up with your cuck fantasies gosh. It will ONLY be the two of us. FOREVER. There will be no survivors on planet Earth besides the Jews in their bunkers and we are an ocean apart. And we will kill them should they try to encroach upon our liberties and property.