Body waste review. I just finished tasting my own cum so now I've sampled a little bit of the big 3. Here is what I think:>pissEasily the worst. WAY too over seasoned. Could work as a topping perhaps but as a beverage, no thanks. Thin, quite smooth. Mine was clear in color, darker hues are probably even worse>shitI didn't consume this, I'm not a complete sicko. Just a few licks. Mild earth "brown" flavor. Doesn't really taste like "shit" like I'd imagine. Honestly the best flavor spread of the group. Definitely the main course.>cumReally didn't taste of anything. I swished it around for a bit. Had a sliiiight metallic flavor to me. Didn't like the temperature of it, would probably be better chilled as a dessert. Could definitely understand the appeal if you were a fag.Anyway, these are my personal findings. Anything to add from personal experience?
>>84923798DIS NIGGA LICKIN DOO DOO!!!
>>84923798>picis that jicama?
You didn't taste your tears, sweat, ear wax, belly button fluff, smegma, or snot, and you didn't recheck any with rice. Not very comprehensive.
>>84923798Ive tasted my own piss. Mines is usually dark yellow but oddly wasn't that bad of a. taste. It tasted almost a little sweet but then again I drink a lot of sodie pops soive tatsted my own masturbation fluid. Shit is rank almost like spicy chicken and yeast fuck no.tears are my favorite body fluid s fare it taste salty and yummy boomers are salty and weird crunchy/gooey texture taste not that bad but the slimy texture is fucking rankacne pus taste like nothing really. I like chewing on the dead skin though but eh it okay tasteblood is another favorite. after I cut myself in like listing the tummy bloo. metallic but when its fresh its too metallic tastingthe best blood is old. When I was a baby I cracked my back tooth and it would bleed inside my mouth. the taste was delicious so I would use my tongue to suck on the old tooth blood and meat. it was fucking amazing mixed with spit until I got the tooth fixed eventually
>>84923846I'm just doing the big 3 for right now.>tearspiss from the eyes>sweatpiss from the pores>ear waxmight as well be poison. absolutely the worst thing you can taste from your body imo.>belly button fluffi'm not really that fat so it takes a long while to collect this. I'm unsure about that one.>smegmaI don't have this because of a carpenter who lived 2000 years ago or something>snotUnsure about this one, of course I've shallowed a good deal of it in my life though. we'll have to test it later. I don't feel really snotty right now.>recheck with riceI'm not Asian.
>>84923901>sodie popsYeah I gave those up after my 3rd kidney stone. White piss forever!!>spicy chicken and yeastthis sounds like a ramen noodle flavor.>boomers are saltytrue trueI tasted blood in my mouth before but never any more than that. I do remember it tasting as you describe though. Definitely never had oooold blood.
