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I was at a manga store a few months back and found a one-shot manga by Shuzo Oshimi named "Avant Garde Yumeko". The premise being about a girl who's obsessed with seeing a penis in-person. She meets a nerdy art club leader, and agrees to join his club in exchange for getting him to model his penis for her paintings. I immediately bought the book and read it right when I got home. It was fantastic. I highly recommend.

But now, I have become obsessed with the idea of finding an unsuspecting nerdy male and getting him to pose nude for me. I am an artist, so I believe I can do a good job painting him in an appealing way. However, I have no idea how to get someone to do this!? I'm not even asking in a sexual way, I am simply mesmerized by their bodies, and painting a lonely nerdy pathetic man sounds like a dream.

If it helps you picture the scenario; I am a young female (not a troon) and not intimidating-looking. Probably like a 5/10. I think I'll approach people holding a sketchbook and asking if they're interested in letting me draw them because their appearance stood out to me and I'm trying to practice live-drawing. If they express interest, then I would give them my contacts.

How would you feel/ react if a random girl asked you to pose nude for her so that she could draw you? How could a girl approach you and ask this without sounding weird? Where are the best places to go to find lonely nerdy men to ask to paint nude?

Please let me know, thank you.
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the best you'll find are overweight stinky losers
the cute twinks you want to see dont exist unless you live in east asia
I usually end my posts with really misogynist remarks but this time I wont because I'm tired so just imagine it
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You first. If you draw me nude you have to be nude.
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>>84923823
You and I are kindred souls nona. I haven't read much manga since I was a teenager but this sounds right up my alley. I've had a few opportunities to sketch irl nude models but none who were men my age or younger. But I remain hopeful that we both will get the opportunity to do so at some point! I admire your spunk for taking the initiative.
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>>84923954
Thank you. I would definitely recommend the manga since it's a short read. Pretty comedic and sexy.

I've also been to a live nude drawing class once, but it was a female model. I really enjoyed the class, but I was a little disappointed I wouldnt be able to draw a penis. However, the female model was a beautiful European woman, so that was pleasant. I've been searching my area for any other live-drawing classes that may host male models. I'm fine with any age and body type, honestly. I think it's more of a voyeuristic thing being able to stare at people naked as I draw them.
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>>84923923
You misunderstand me. I never specified a body-type. I want to approach multiple people so that I can gaze upon and draw multiple different types of males. And little did you know I also have a smell and fat fetish!!! How rude!
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>>84923823
>pathetic man
I don't like the sound of that. It's insulting. Definitely never call them pathetic.
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>>84923823
>I'm not even asking in a sexual way, I am simply mesmerized by their bodies
...so it is in a slightly sexual way.
you and I probably have very different notions about what that is.
But either way, if you are genuine, I would think the best way would be to not draw them nude first. Let them be comfortable with you then ask about nude.
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>>84924008
ok maybe you have a better mindset than most foids for this kind of crap but you have to remember something
men only care about sex what you want seem more like of tasteful/platonic thing rather than just a fetish but 99.9% of men you will meet only see you as a walking fuckmeat even if you're mid and they will all expect things to get sexual wich you probably dont want
if you wanted to draw a woman you'd already have achieved your objective by now but the lust of men is far too strong to be naked with a woman and expect nothing to happen
I'd say give up, if you dont want to just know that there are risks
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>>84924033
I wouldn't ask them in a sexual way, I want it to seem professional like the way models in live classes pose nude. Except those models are typically women, and at nudist beaches its usually old hippie men, so I can't even find models there. The type of person I actually want to draw is difficult to find nude models for.
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>>84923823
nobody will be rude to you, good luck.
You'll probably have good luck near art schools, or on college campuses.
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>>84924165
>difficult to find
That's because the type of person you want to draw is likely shy and insecure. We are skittish, like deer. Which is why I suggested drawing them not nude at first so you can build up their confidence.
I had a roomate that did nude art modelling in college. He was an autistic and gay nerd, but also tall and fit, and his autism made him seem arrogant and confident. That's about the only type of nerd guy that would respond immediately to some girl on the street with a sketchbook.
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>>84923823
>Please let me know, thank you.
what?
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>>84923823
>How would you feel/ react if a random girl asked you to pose nude for her so that she could draw you?
I'd think it was some kind of trick or scam.
>How could a girl approach you and ask this without sounding weird?
You'd want to ask if they're interested in being an anatomy painting subject. Have some examples of nude torsos (or full bodies if you use poses that don't expose the genitals). You may need to explain that 3d references give a better understanding of lighting and form at different angles, which you can't get from copying photographs
> Where are the best places to go to find lonely nerdy men to ask to paint nude?
A convention is your best bet, but is usually a bit time-constrained and can be expensive (you'd want your own hotel room or very understanding roommates). The next best place is your local tabletop/card/collectible store. They'll have game nights.

The harder thing is doing this without having sex with him.
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>>84924165
Then you basically need to do this as a group. Nobody nude models non-sexually one on one.
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>>84923823
>look up the manga
>it's pedoslop
*sigh* every time
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I would personally think you're trolling me. You'd have to take me to dinner first. Or have like an established portfolio or google reviews or something to show me to be able to convince me straight off the street.
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>>84925722
and also you'd probably have to blindfold me (even that might not work) or something to keep me from being horny the whole time.
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>>84925421
Thank you for the reply.

Could I ask why you'd think it was a trick or scam? As I said, I'm not very intimidating looking. What if I approach them with a soft voice and say something like; "It's a bit of a weird request, but your appearance stood out to me. I'm an artist and I want to practice drawing live models, did you maybe want to pose for me sometime?" Something like that sounds pretty casual, right?

Is there a different way I could approach to seem less untrustworthy?

Also you mention taking them to a hotel room, is that the best place to do something like this? I figured it would be fine just inviting them to my home or maybe renting a small art studio space for a day.
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>>84925722
I could show you my sketchbook. I also have a Twitter page with art, but it's all cartoon porn art so I feel like that'd turn someone away.

Could I ask why you'd think it was a troll? I wouldn't be laughing.
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>>84923823
If you figure this out, OP, let me know.
I have no interest in drawing nude men but I do want to hang out with some basement dwellers and make friends with those types of guys.

But the issue is, what you want is kind of antithetical to the entire of the man you are desiring for this. Same issue in running into. They stay at home and/or are unwilling to talk to foids (which, yeah, fair.)
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>>84923823
if i showed a pic of my 48kg tiny torso and tummy would that be enough?
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>>84926743
Sure come hang out. I'm probably not the type of nerd you like and I don't have a basement though.
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>>84926776
What type of nerd are ya then

My preferences are:
Basement rotting, blackpilled, angry, and socially isolated

But all nerds are good
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>>84926818
Oh ok, I'm not into like D&D like normies think when they hear nerd. I don't get out much, am a sperg, blackpilled, book smart.
I was getting a burger
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>>84924065
how much sex have you had be honest
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>>84923823
Are you the woman that posted about wanting to look into someone's mouth and feel their teeth in an intimate setting, you write similarly.
Anyway, I can't really see a setting in which I wouldn't think this is sexual or a scam, even if you approached me genuinely. Just sounds like you'd secretly record and threaten me or you just wanted to fuck and made up a pretense.
Have you considered talking to them normally first and mentioning the wish to paint them later on, after hanging out a couple times? Feel like this would help a little at least, would probably make you more believable too.
Actually, the easiest way would be if you actually slept with them, but I'm not sure that's a good thing to recommend.
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>>84927048
You got discord or somethin and would not mind a foid listening to you going off on blackpilled rants? (I may join in)
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>>84923823
How is painting someones cock not sexual?
If I'm naked with a lady and I'm getting no action I'm going to be grumpier than if I just didn't get any attention at all, talk about blue balls, you're best bet is some sort of fag
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>>84923823
You're a fucking weirdo. You can look up penis refs off of google or model websites. Get a room.
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>>84927218
sure add robonon
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>>84927218
>>84927257
hm I think there's a period at the end robonon.



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