I have a hemorrhoid and can't sit down.
>>84924067I hope you take this lesson to stop eating junk and stop pushing so hard while u shit
I love big tits. I wish I could jack off right now but I'm at work.
>>84924067Everyone has hemorrhoids. It is part of the body.
>>84924117I will stop eating meat that's overcooked and looks like tree bark after a couple minutes in the microwave
>>84924067What are you doing now then? Laying down or standing while posting?Also who asked?
I have an irritated prostate and can't jack off.
>>84924324How did you acquire such a thing?
>>84924478Every time my prostate says whats up I yell CHICKEN BUTT and I guess it got irritated with that
>>84924478Probably tensing up too much while fapping too muchThat's what the internet says at least
>>84924324guppies make me diamonds, bet you wish you were me and could still stroke to them~