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Spread your legs in public, I wanna sniffy sniff. It'll make me horny, then I'm gonna feel up your boobies and get you to lift up your shirt and show me your bra while you make an embarrassed face. Then I'm gonna give you a raspberry. This will happen if you spread your legs.

I'm aware females don't like marking territory and producing musk, but since you all want to be men these days anyway I figure just spread that pussy stench around, let them know who's in the room, show up all the stinky men. That's the dominate play and you'll get mad respect.
Don't worry if your crotch smells like crushed lady bugs.
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Why don't foids offer their bodies to me when it would comfort me? Foids owe me their bodies, that's why rape is okay, because they're not giving me what they owe me.
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I was wondering why foids become transexuals. I know men will sex change to women for fetish reasons, but why do women? And then while listening to Nowhacking to try and figure it out. I realised. Because Nowhacking still wants to have sex with men. And it all came clear. Women are so pornsick from BL that they want to become men to have sex with other men. So it's a fetish thing for them too. Anime has really messed people up.
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I'm going back to Banff soon, because it'll rain and I need to be inside somewhere.
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I still haven't played chess with anyone despite it being nearly a month now.

Walking back is likely. Life is truly over, It was a bit of a waste.
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I love purple haired girls so much. I'm celebratory because I'm finished my collection of images and gifs I made for this section. Lewd section. Which is good that I'm done, it'll be easier to heal, as if it matters the world is ending.
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Why can't I just find a cute girl to claim as my own, just find one all dirty and starving curled up like a bug somewhere.
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Ummm... do you mind?
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I'm ready now, even though netizens no longer exist so it's kind of pointless, and I don't even care, just something to WASTE my time on until I can finally leave this place because you're all evil and annoying.
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mmmmghgghggh tights
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Crap. I just realised even though I made sure to cum last night and in the morning, I'm still mildly horny. What a shame. I guess I just need to be non-stop CUMMING and then that'll be okay ooooh yes very nice.

I was suppose to spend more days west of here and I will do that soon. Not that it'll help with that or anything else, society has failed.
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This is a good post. I like the expression of horniness and animalistic desire followed by the announcement for the outburst "tights" as many of us would agree, and then the licky gif is so good.
And you can't always make good posts like that, they only happen so often.

Females are so stupid though because they think men like tights therefore they wear those ugly skintight yoga pants things. It's basically the standard pants for the modern female whore. But it doesn't look good, because for one, it's not the right setting.
Look, you need a skirt to cover the top part and then tights flow from under that or they end below the skirt and there's a thigh gap known as "the light of God's greatest creation", when it's just the tights that's for when things have already progressed. but these sluts just go around already in that state, no, they don't get it.
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All foids should be marked with the foid symbol. That's what the symbol is called in encyclopaedias now.

I wanna brand a foid. tssss.
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The best part about fastfood places is they don't try to scam you with tips. I was going to try Boston Pizza before I left Canmore but I think you eat inside and I ain't doing that, especially alone too is gay.

I've only be eating Dairy Queen and Harvey's and Tim Horton's here. Interesting. Banff just has Mcdonalds. That's my life now, just eating fastfood and posting on r9k because ain't no one love me waaaah.



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