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>Be me
>have demented ass granny
>She comes to my room and asks me what is the number to call police because she saw "Bad guys" on her facebook feed
>Sees saint Mary on her feed
>You stupid bitch go away from me I will fuck you without a cock you stupid bitch go away from me
>Sees jesus on the facebook feed
>Oh my I love you hi hello I love you yes my dear I love yo hello yes be with me please yes
>I come to kitchen after workout and flex at her
>Anon you are my GOD hold my hand
>Starts pulling me towards her holding my hand
>You are my GOD protect me anon
>She gets drunk as fuck and almost falls from chair
>Granny ure fucked up
>All of sudden she sobers up and literally goes for my neck I hold her hands mom comes inbetween us and separates us. She starts throwing stuff at me
>She falls down and blacks out
>Wakes up and first thing she does is open facebook feed. Ofc saint Mary is there
>You stupid bitch u killed me but I was ressurected Jesus protected me fuck you bitch
>She sees some naked AI lady on her facebook feed
>You perverse BITCH go away from me I dont like perversion fuck off go away from me bitch. You stupid bitch
>Blacks out again from alcohol and I have to carry her to bed all of sudden she wakes up
>Anon...Turn off that retarded TV who is gonna watch that shit ? Who is gonna watch this retarded shit anon ?
>She calls my mom
>We are gonna go shopping tmrw because the Arch Angels are sending me MONEY. We go shopping next day she calls the clerk stupid bitch
>She falls again granny we need to go to Hospital.
>NO shut the fuck up I wanna DIE fuck you go away from me
>Her 3rd daughter comes visit
>You stupid bitch I hate u go away from me you stupid cock lusting whore. I HATE YOU.
>Looks at my mom
>I like you
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Anonymous
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 No.84925012
>>84924960
grim. if i ever get diagnosed with dementia i am roping immediately
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Anonymous
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 No.84925246
>>84924960
we need euthanasia
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Anonymous
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 No.84925306
>>84924960
I'm so tired I can't read all of this.sorry
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Anonymous
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 No.84925334
>>84924960
My grandmother just shit all over the house and cried all the time. It was absolute depressive hell living with her. Fuck I'm glad that is over with.

My other grandmother is even more insane but honestly she was always like that. She eats out of garbage and reuses old toilet paper. Also she sues EVERYONE who even looks at her wrong. She won over a million dollars in a lawsuit once and spent it all in a couple years. Since then shes be trying to find another cash cow. She falls for every single facebook scam imaginable too. Also shes been a prostitute her entire life and still does it even though shes like 80. Absolutely no one in my entire family likes her but me. I'm the only person in her Will, too bad theres nothing in it. LOL!
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