Imagine having 50$
>>84926926>dollar sign after the amounthmmMMMMMmmmmm
>>84926926I have 22k in my savings and I desperately wish I had something to spend it on that would make me happy but theres nothing
>>84926978I'd go to Japan and try one of the those egg sandwiches I've heard so much about
>>84926963i do this sometimes because it makes more sense you say the number first and then "dollars" so it just makes sense to put it in that order even though convention says to put it before.
>>84926978Give OP 50 dollar signs then
>>84926990Yeah it makes common sense, a lot of ESLs do it too. I just like to do a bit of nitpicking.
>>84926926don't need to imagine thati've got $200
>>84926985He could probably afford to get 2 of them if he is really hungry
>>84926985>go on a vacation alonedoes not sound appealing to me
>>84926926here you can borrow mine
>>84927066I think it sounds nice but fine ill go with you if you insist
>>84926926ok ill imagine it
>>84926978Go on Rubmaps and find an Asian massage parlor near you. Go in, ask for a 30 minute massage, hand her the $60, then go to the room and put another $80 on the nightstand, then get completely naked and lay down. You'll get a nice handy.As long as she's not an old hag, I anticipate a 92% chance of this making you or any straight dude happy. The good ones let you touch their boobs while they jack you off too.
>>84926926I have $400k liquid cash, $100k crypto and stocks, $250k 401k, and $200k home equity
>>84926978You could build a small but nice vidya collection, maybe 500 games.
>>84927182Ive got a nice whore with a great body who will let me do anything I want and cum multiple times for 300 so Id rather do that most of the time, but I don want to do it too often and drain my savings so i wait a while between sessions.still though, I should try this out because theres an obviously seedy asian massage place a few blocks from me and Id love an asian to jerk me off after a nice massage.
>>84927206meh I have every game I want on a hard drive already. the plastic and box art is nice to have bu not that important for me.
>>84926926I have 300k net worth right now. 5 years ago I had nothing.
I got my hole fucked
