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Any current or former Walmart drones here? I want to hear some stories. Stories from non-drones are welcome too.
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>>84928371
>3 days ago
>go to Walmart
>buy 5 bags of mini chocolate donuts
>self-checkout flags me
>employee comes over and removes the warning
>card declines
>card declines again
>card goes through
>I go home
>I eat two bags of donuts and feel sick
>I throw away the remaining bags
>Now I am sad that I have no chocolate
Like the story, faggot?
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>guy comes in at 3 AM
>steals 7 cans of computer duster and huffs them all in the parking lot
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>>84928371
Yes. I'm too lazy to type out how bad Walmart is fucking me rn
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>be me
>rarely go to walmart because it's like 40 minutes away
>go to walmart
>buy ten gallons of wine
All in all it was a bad experience. Amazon should sell wine and groceries. They could improve walmart a lot by having store hours exclusively for certain demographics. Like a time only for people under 50 who are also White and not overweight or obese and wagies are explicitly instructed not to look at, speak to, or interact with their betters or even be in the customer areas. They should also rearrange it and put the alcohol, meat, produce, and dairy all together right at the front of the store so I don't have to walk a mile just to get $380 in food. Also the scented candles soaps, detergents, and other overwhelming things should be stored in a seperate building with seperate air supply. I feel dizzy and nauseous just walking within three aisles of them and it's only gotten worse since some retard thought up the idea to make scented garbage bags.
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>>84928456
What about the shit gray floors, white walls, and shit lighting?
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>>84928464
The lights are too bright and intense yet they don't show colors right, so that is bad. Floors are OK. They don't transmit much vibration or resonate loudly, that's usually a problem with floors. You'd think walls are something you'd notice at a place called walmart but I've never really thought about it. The smiley face was a better logo, current one looks like butthole wrinkles.
Also why does the self checkout display a camera feed of yourself? Seems like a default lorem ipsum type layout for a project pitch and the lazy programmers just forgot to remove it. Displaying current weather conditions or a forecast would be better. The video feed has motion and that's too distracting when trying to focus and ensure items are grouped, scanned, and bagged together correctly.
And what happened to all the birds? As a kid that was always the most remarkable part of the store, the birds flying around or just perched up in the ceiling. Been so long since seeing this it almost feels like an imagined or false memory.
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>be in Walmart
>pushing my shopping cart
>suddenly have to fart
>it was actually a shart
>this post is art
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>>84928526
Our store manager doesn't like the birds living above the main entrances and has employees actually get on a lift and take their nests down.



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