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>Be Asian
>Post a pic of me and my wife on vacation
>Everyone is making fun of my penis

Fuck my bug life
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>>84928749
can't relate
sorry bro
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>>84928749
Doesn't matter. You got the beautiful Asian girl and that's all that matters.
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>>84928749
since when did reddit normies become bullies?
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>>84928755
same
>my messages with the chick I'm gonna rail tonight
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>>84928749
His fault for wearing a speedo
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>>84928763
Are you serious? Liberals are the biggest bullies but its all about who they are allowed to bully. They are boot lickers.
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>>84928782
well yes? I thought only white people get bullied
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>>84928793
If Asians can get them fired from their jobs and kicked out of school, they will grovel at the Asian man's feet like little cowards.
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>>84928793
asians are seen on the same level as white
they're minorities sure, but they're succesfull minorities
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>>84930080
this is a lie white people say to divide and conquer

an asian has to be twice as qualified to be chosen for the same job as a whitey

asians are never considered for leadership roles because that would make whitey insecure

socially they are treated like nerd worker bees instead of impressive humans

etc etc
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>>84928760
He is not hung, not muscly and not tall. Either he was very rich or women really were different back then and this photo is proof of what hellish times we live in now. Knowing a 5/10 mid Asian dude could get an asian cutie while today that dude's wife would be just another Chad-only whore.
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>>84928749
>you're hung like a light switch
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>>84928749
Not asian but I am a "grower not a show-er". About 3 inch on the soft but goes to nearly 8 when activated.
It's similar to going up to a female and saying "you're not wet down there? HAHAHAHAHA dry frigid bitch"
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>>84928749
I find you very attractive if that makes you feel better.
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>>84928760
That ass is flat tho, damn. Personally I need I nice round juicy butt.
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>>84928763
Reddit is a fucking cesspit. When 4chan went down for 2 weeks I started posting on there heavily and seen nothing but passive aggressive snarky replies every day. Oh and don't you dare go against the subreddit echochamber or they will downvote you to death, lock your thread, and even ban you.
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I hate how normies are obsessed with cock/ass/pussy/farts whatever else
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>>849287649
BTS
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>>84928782
>immediately takes an opportunity to talk down to "liberals"
nice messaging lmao, im sure this isnt some paid shill
I guarantee at least some of those people are very conservative
>>84928793
such victims lmao, people just dont hold back when it comes to white people cause its not as taboo. in reality you dont have it harder than other races, not by a mile
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>>84928782
t. got told to stop being a retard by a leftie once
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>>84928749
My dick is 18cm and I doubt it would be noticable if I was wearing those... Its small when cold...
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>>84928749
Redditors are hung. This is known.
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>>84930170
where the fuck do you live? in canada and america it isn't like that at all.
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>>84928749
hey his wife can prefer a child sized pp! Asian men have some hope
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>>84928749
And? everyone knows asians have small dicks
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>>84932180
it's funny the modern LLMs try and hide this basic fact but if pushed they'll admit it
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>>84928782
Lol retard still thinks reddit is lib central and not just a more organized version of 4chan
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>>84932758
Reddit is censored as fuck, 4chan is not. Your analogy is poor.
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BBC is the standard now, sorry Asian boy
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>>84932812
4chan is censored too numbnuts, threads get deleted for breaking rules and terms. Only difference is reddit is more organized, thats why their boards/subs aren't filled with garbage threads like this one but on the downside you can't go around just spamming slurs 24/7. People are still openly racist and bigoted and post propaganda on reddit all the time though, so its not all that censored at all. Only "censored" by low IQ rightoid standards
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>>84928777
Fucking this. A speedo in 2026 is going to have every chick and zesty dude looking straight at your crotch and if your not smuggling a python everyone is going to roast you for being "tiny"
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>>84928793
>only thought it was whites
LOL LMAO. You're a man. That means you only get the intersectionality card when it's convenient. If they have something they can bully you for without looking racist they'll take the opportunity every time. They don't give a fuck what happens to men if they can't advance the agenda. Like how they don't talk about most lynching being black men accused by white feminist women.
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>>84928749
How do they know the size of his penis?
They do realize it may be difficult to tell depending on fabric and position? Plus, flaccid penis size is not erect penis size.
Idk man it just kinda pisses me off to see people make fun of asians for having small cocks. I watch primarily japanese porn and there are small, medium and large cocks. But they are considered small because westerners have this gay obsession with big dicks in their porn (preferably black). I mean, you watch a professional westoid porno and the angles often make the cock take up like 75% of the screen, it's ridiculous.

A small curiosity: the measured difference in average penis size between african, european and asian americans is statistically negligible.
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>>84932875
Yawn your canned lines don't impress me nigger
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>>84932979
the first thing I think was that those look tight and like they're maybe out of a thick fabric
but you gotta make fun of a guy
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>>84932605
LLMs are trained on stupid reddit and 4chan cmoments
i wouldn't take it seriously
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>>84932169
>>84932758
>reddit
>conservative
Lol. Lmao even
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>>84934362
Imagine what type of person you need to be to think REDDIT is too conservative for you. Crazy that these people actually exist.
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>>84928749
>Redditors don't understand the concept of growers
Porn has mind fucked them beyond compare.



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